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[[Image:Crocoduck fox news.jpg|thumb|Brilliant]]
[[Image:Crocoduck fox news.jpg|thumb|Brilliant]]
[[Image:Archaeopteryx.jpg|thumb|No, nothing like that has ever been found.]]
[[Image:Archaeopteryx.jpg|thumb|No, nothing like that has ever been found.]]
[[Image:Catsketch Cocoduck rule 34.jpg|thumb|250px|Crocoduck Rule 34!!]]


[[Image:Catsketch Cocoduck rule 34.jpg|thumb|250px|Crocoduck Rule 34!!]]
'''The crocoduck''' is a stroke of genius used by former child star turned [[retard|fundamentalist]] [[Christian]], Kirk Cameron as an elegant scientific refutation to the theory of [[evolution]], from an idea related to him by his best friend [[Good Person Test|Ray Comfort]], who had stolen it off a small child he once sold some tadpoles to. After being pwned by some douchebag from the [[Rational Response Squad]] in a pissing contest over [[God]], the butthurt Cameron appeared on [[Bill O'Reilly]] to prove once and for all that a deity of some kind does exist and that [[God Hates Fags|he probably hates you]]. Basically, his argument is that because [[noone]] has ever found evidence of a cross between a crocodile and a duck then it follows that the entire theory of evolution is wrong. No srsly.
'''The crocoduck''' is a stroke of genius used by former child star turned [[retard|fundamentalist]] [[Christian]], Kirk Cameron as an elegant scientific refutation to the theory of [[evolution]], from an idea related to him by his best friend [[Good Person Test|Ray Comfort]], who had stolen it off a small child he once sold some tadpoles to. After being pwned by some douchebag from the [[Rational Response Squad]] in a pissing contest over [[God]], the butthurt Cameron appeared on [[Bill O'Reilly]] to prove once and for all that a deity of some kind does exist and that [[God Hates Fags|he probably hates you]]. Basically, his argument is that because [[noone]] has ever found evidence of a cross between a crocodile and a duck then it follows that the entire theory of evolution is wrong. No srsly.


Behold the Crocoduck in all its glory:
Behold the Crocoduck in all its glory:


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{{quote|..look at the Jihadists in the name of Allah blowing up babies.
|[[Bill O'Reilly]] stating pure '''[[lolwut|FACT]]''' ''while defending the Crocoduck theory''}}


{{quote|..look at the Jihadists in the name of Allah blowing up babies.|[[Bill O'Reilly ]]Stating pure '''[[lolwut|FACT]]''' ''whilst defending the Crocoduck theory.''}}]
== Gallery of Crocoducks ==


==Gallery of Crocoducks==
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{{cg|Crocoducks|CDpix1|center|<gallery>
File:Crocoduck-painting.jpg|An artist's interpretation.
File:Crocoduck 3.png|>9000 hours in ms paint.
File:Kirk cameron crocoduck.jpg|Kirk Cameron makes us all proud.
File:Anti - crocoduck.jpg|Anti-crocoduck propaganda
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Crocoduck approves.jpg|Crocoduck approves.
File:Crocoduck 4.jpg|[[This looks shopped]].
File:MANBEARPIG.jpg|Not to be confused with manbearpig.
</gallery>}}
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With no connection with looking like an ass twice in one week, Cameron also proposed the following crosses in case Crocoduck is in fact real. Ironically, every last one is more likely to be found before any proof of this God thing he keeps mentioning turns up:
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{{cg|Crocoduck Pals|CDpix2|center|<gallery>
File:Camel cat.jpg|Camelcat
File:Cat whale.jpg|Catwhale
File:Chipmunk llama.jpg|Llammunk
File:Chipmunk spider.jpg|Chipider
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Frogdog.jpg|Frogdog
File:Rhino bug.jpg|Rhinobug
File:Tiger caterpillar.jpg|Tigerpillar
File:Butterray.jpg|Butter Ray
File:Eletang.jpg|Eletang
File:Fishhopper.jpg|Fishhopper
File:Hippocrab.jpg|Hippocrab
File:Orangefrog.jpg|Frogorange
File:Parrotdog.jpg|Dogparrot
File:Rabbitiger.jpg|Rabbitiger
File:Rhinofish.jpg|Rhinofish
File:Sea deer.jpg|Sea Deer
File:Squirrelmoth.jpg|Squirrelmoth
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== See Also ==
Image:Crocoduck-painting.jpg|An artist's interpretation.
Image:Crocoduck 3.png|>9000 hours in ms paint.
Image:Kirk cameron crocoduck.jpg|Kirk Cameron makes us all proud.
Image:Anti - crocoduck.jpg|Anti-crocoduck propaganda
Image:Crocoduck approves.jpg|Crocoduck approves.
Image:Crocoduck 4.jpg|[[This looks shopped]].
Image:MANBEARPIG.jpg|Not to be confused with manbearpig.
</gallery></center>


==Crocoduck Pals==
* [[Bullshit]]
Not content with looking like an ass twice in one week, Cameron also proposed the following crosses in case Crocoduck is in fact real. Ironically, every last one is more likely to be found before any proof of this God thing he keeps mentioning turns up.
* [[Evolution]]
* [[Christian]]s
* [[Good Person Test]]
* [[The Way of the Master]]
* [[Rational Response Squad]]
* [[EXTREME ANIMALS]]
* [[Afroduck]]
* [[BREADCRAB]]
* [[Octocat]]
* [[Al Gore]]


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== External Links ==
Image:Camel cat.jpg|Camelcat
Image:Cat whale.jpg|Catwhale
Image:Chipmunk llama.jpg|Llammunk
Image:Chipmunk spider.jpg|Chipider
Image:Frogdog.jpg|Frogdog
Image:Rhino bug.jpg|Rhinobug
Image:Tiger caterpillar.jpg|Tigerpillar
Image:Butterray.jpg|Butter Ray
Image:Eletang.jpg|Eletang
Image:Fishhopper.jpg|Fishhopper
Image:Hippocrab.jpg|Hippocrab
Image:Orangefrog.jpg|Frogorange
Image:Parrotdog.jpg|Dogparrot
Image:Rabbitiger.jpg|Rabbitiger
Image:Rhinofish.jpg|Rhinofish
Image:Sea deer.jpg|Sea Deer
Image:Squirrelmoth.jpg|Squirrelmoth
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==See Also==
* {{ytlink|-oI9kI_xc_k|The TL;DW "debate"}}
*[[Bullshit]]
* [http://crocoduck.ytmnd.com Click here] to subject yourself to some YTMND fail.
*[[Evolution]]
* [http://www.facebook.com/pages/Crocoduck/30649973546 Crocoduck has a facebook.] Irrefutable proof that he does exist.
*[[Christians]]
* [http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=mutant-chicken-grows-alli Says it all.] Alligator chicken
*[[Good Person Test]]
*[[The Way of the Master]]
*[[Rational Response Squad]]
*[[BREADCRAB]]
*[[Octocat]]
*[[Al Gore]]
*[[EXTREME ANIMALS]]
*[[Afroduck]]


==External Links==
*[http://crocoduck.ytmnd.com Click here] to subject yourself to some YTMND fail.
*[http://www.facebook.com/pages/Crocoduck/30649973546 Crocoduck has a facebook.] Irrefutable proof that he does exist.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oI9kI_xc_k the tl;dw "debate"]
*[http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=mutant-chicken-grows-alli Says it all.] Alligator chicken


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No, nothing like that has ever been found.
Crocoduck Rule 34!!

The crocoduck is a stroke of genius used by former child star turned fundamentalist Christian, Kirk Cameron as an elegant scientific refutation to the theory of evolution, from an idea related to him by his best friend Ray Comfort, who had stolen it off a small child he once sold some tadpoles to. After being pwned by some douchebag from the Rational Response Squad in a pissing contest over God, the butthurt Cameron appeared on Bill O'Reilly to prove once and for all that a deity of some kind does exist and that he probably hates you. Basically, his argument is that because noone has ever found evidence of a cross between a crocodile and a duck then it follows that the entire theory of evolution is wrong. No srsly.

Behold the Crocoduck in all its glory:

   
“ 		 
..look at the Jihadists in the name of Allah blowing up babies.


 

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—Bill O'Reilly stating pure FACT while defending the Crocoduck theory

Gallery of Crocoducks

  • An artist's interpretation.
    An artist's interpretation.
  • >9000 hours in ms paint.
    >9000 hours in ms paint.
  • Kirk Cameron makes us all proud.
    Kirk Cameron makes us all proud.
  • Anti-crocoduck propaganda
    Anti-crocoduck propaganda
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

With no connection with looking like an ass twice in one week, Cameron also proposed the following crosses in case Crocoduck is in fact real. Ironically, every last one is more likely to be found before any proof of this God thing he keeps mentioning turns up:

Crocoduck Pals About missing Pics
  • Camelcat
    Camelcat
  • Catwhale
    Catwhale
  • Llammunk
    Llammunk
  • Chipider
    Chipider
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • Frogdog
    Frogdog
  • Rhinobug
    Rhinobug
  • Tigerpillar
    Tigerpillar
  • Butter Ray
    Butter Ray
  • Eletang
    Eletang
  • Fishhopper
    Fishhopper
  • Hippocrab
    Hippocrab
  • Frogorange
    Frogorange
  • Dogparrot
    Dogparrot
  • Rabbitiger
    Rabbitiger
  • Rhinofish
    Rhinofish
  • Sea Deer
    Sea Deer
  • Squirrelmoth
    Squirrelmoth

See Also

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