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It seems a lot of things happened this year, but [[nobody gives a shit|nobody seems to remember]]. In the tender year of '''{{PAGENAME}}''', the Madonna/Britney lip-lock appealed to the fantasies of 14-year-olds and masturbating grandpas. Allegedly, It was said that [[Michael Jackson]] likes to get children drunk and play a game of "Rubba Rubba". There were plenty of other embarrassments in the year {{PAGENAME}} that didn't make the top 10, but did make the "middle 11". Like, Justin Timberlake sharing a post-vomit kiss with Britney. After January's American Music Awards, Britney was spotted at the posh Joseph's Café in Hollywood, retching her guts out in the toilet. According to the source, "she then left the bathroom, where Justin was waiting outside. They were holding hands and kissing." If that is not disgusting, then I don't know what is.


It seems a lot of things happened this year, but [[nobody gives a shit|nobody seems to remember]]. In the tender year of 2003 the Madonna/Britney lip-lock appealed to the fantasies of 14-year-olds and masturbating grandpas. Allegedly, It was said that Michael Jackson likes to get children drunk and play a game of "Rubba Rubba". There were plenty of other embarrassments in the year 2003 that didn't make the top 10, but did make the "middle 11". Like, Justin Timberlake sharing post-vomit kiss with Britney. After January's American Music Awards, Britney was spotted at the posh Joseph's Café in Hollywood, retching her guts out in the toilet. According to the source, "she then left the bathroom, where Justin was waiting outside. They were holding hands and kissing." If that is not disgusting, then I don't know what is.  
Other incidents, included Hilary Duff breaking ties with Disney, Sharon Osbourne Kicking Cancer, Actor Richard Chamberlain admits he's gay (Who?), American Idol star almost killing a child with Jet ski, and the like.


Other incidents, included Hilary Duff breaking ties with Disney, Sharon Osbourne Kicking Cancer, Actor Richard Chamberlain admits he's gay (Who?), American Idol star almost killing a child with Jet ski, and the like.  
Need a recap of what happened [[2002|last year]]? We've got you covered.


== Unforgettable Events ==
==Events==
 
* [[m00t]] opens up [[4chan]].
* [[moot]] opens up <s>[[4chan|4chan.net]]</s> If I remember correctly, it's 4chan.org, promptly loses his hosting.
* [[MySpace]] was born. [[Tom Anderson]] sells out shortly afterwards.
* [[moot]] opens [[4chan.org]].
* [[MySpace]] was born. [[Tom Anderson|Tom]] sells out shortly afterwards.  
* The [[pwnt|Space Shuttle Columbia Disaster]].
* The [[pwnt|Space Shuttle Columbia Disaster]].
* [[Collyfornia]]: Burn baby, Burn. (The first of many summers to burn.)
* [[Collyfornia]]: Burn baby, Burn. (The first of many summers to burn.)
* [[America]] wins the war by catching [[Saddam Hussein]], and so the conflict in Moonspeakistan [[lies|ends]].
* [[America]] wins the war by catching [[Saddam Hussein]], and so the conflict in Moonspeakistan [[lies|ends]].
* The 90's truly ended in 2003.
* The 90's truly ended in {{PAGENAME}}.
* [[ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US]]
* [[Star Wars Kid]] saved the galaxy from asshole [[jock|Sith]] from picking on [[nerds|Younglings]].
* [[Star Wars Kid]] saved the galaxy from asshole [[jock|Sith]] from picking on [[nerds|Younglings]].
* [[pedophile|Mr. Rogers]] finally dies.
* [[pedophile|Mr. Rogers]] finally dies.
* [[Ripper|i told u i was hardcore]] - Ripper OD's on multiple drugs and systematically becomes an hero.
* Some famous whale [[suicide|beached itself]].
* Some famous whale [[suicide|beached itself]].
*[[Operation Pipe Dreams]]
* [[Operation Pipe Dreams]].
* Pretty much the modern, meme spewing internet began, due to computers becoming less shitty. For proof, just look at the memes that came out of the 2004 presidential election compared to any time before that. The internet was never the same again.
*Internet memes became popular.
 
 
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It seems a lot of things happened this year, but nobody seems to remember. In the tender year of 2003, the Madonna/Britney lip-lock appealed to the fantasies of 14-year-olds and masturbating grandpas. Allegedly, It was said that Michael Jackson likes to get children drunk and play a game of "Rubba Rubba". There were plenty of other embarrassments in the year 2003 that didn't make the top 10, but did make the "middle 11". Like, Justin Timberlake sharing a post-vomit kiss with Britney. After January's American Music Awards, Britney was spotted at the posh Joseph's Café in Hollywood, retching her guts out in the toilet. According to the source, "she then left the bathroom, where Justin was waiting outside. They were holding hands and kissing." If that is not disgusting, then I don't know what is.

Other incidents, included Hilary Duff breaking ties with Disney, Sharon Osbourne Kicking Cancer, Actor Richard Chamberlain admits he's gay (Who?), American Idol star almost killing a child with Jet ski, and the like.

Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.

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