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'''Lemon Demon''', also known as '''Trapezoid''', '''Deporitaz''' and Neil Cicierega is a minor [[Internet celebrity]], [[Flash|flash artist]], [[Music|musician]] and [[SomethingAwful|SA]] [[goon]]. He may also be [[Anonymous|Anon]], given the fact that one of his songs is entitled "[[CP|cp]]" yet is merely a cover version of the theme song from [[CP|Captain Planet and the Planeteers]]. Neil is best known for the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, and the fact that he recorded 4 albums without receiving much attention and then getting famous on the Internets (even the gay ones) because of the Ultimate Showdown.
'''Lemon Demon''', also known as '''Trapezoid''', '''Deporitaz''' and '''[[Powerword|Neil Cicierega]]''' is a minor [[Internet celebrity]], [[Flash|flash artist]], [[Music|musician]] and ([[Banned|former]]) [[SomethingAwful|SA]] [[goon]]. He is also [[Anonymous|Anon]], given the fact that one of his songs is entitled "[[CP]]" yet is merely a cover version of the theme song from [[I see what you did there|Captain Planet and the Planeteers]]. Neil is best known for the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, and the fact that he recorded 4 albums without receiving much attention and then getting famous on the Internets (even the gay ones) because of the Ultimate Showdown.


== Neil Stephen Cicierega ==
== Neil Stephen Cicierega ==
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Best known for his valuable contributions to society, ''The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny'' and ''Potter Puppet Pals'', Neil is in fact a huge fag.  Known on the [[Somethingawful|SomethingAwful Forums]] as Trapezoid, he was recently called out in Helldump for being a part of the terribly shitty band [[Lemon Demon]] (also known as Trapezoid in the past) when he decided to start posting incredibly unfunny shit.  Neil lived at home with his parents until he was 23, but has since moved into an apartment with his girlfriend. He somehow considers himself some kind of rich and famous celebrity, in complete seriousness.
Best known for his valuable contributions to society, ''The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny'' and ''Potter Puppet Pals'', Neil is in fact a huge fag.  Known on the [[Somethingawful|SomethingAwful Forums]] as Trapezoid, he was recently called out in Helldump for being a part of the terribly shitty band [[Lemon Demon]] (also known as Trapezoid in the past) when he decided to start posting incredibly unfunny shit.  Neil lived at home with his parents until he was 23, but has since moved into an apartment with his girlfriend. He somehow considers himself some kind of rich and famous celebrity, in complete seriousness.


=== Neil: the very embodiment of internet loser ===
=== Neil: the very embodiment of an internet winner ===
Breakdown of character flaws:
Breakdown of badassary:
* Neil was homeschooled (more specifically "unschooled")
* Neil was homeschooled (more specifically "unschooled")
* Refuses to leave home, even when his hot, minor actress/model, ex-girlfriend asked him to move in with her
* [[You|Refuses to leave home, even when his hot, minor actress/model, ex-girlfriend asked him to move in with her]]
* Has a creepy, over-the-top, aspie love for his family
* Has parents that actually love and give a shit about him
* Believes he is an incredible internet celebrity and a huge success
* Believes he is an incredible internet celebrity and a huge success
* Cross dresser
* Cross dresser
* Looks like an AIDS [[BAWWW|sufferer]]
* Looks like an [[fit|Auschwitz sufferer]]
* Believes that the number of friends on Facebook is an accurate reflection of popularity
* [[16 year old girl|Believes that the number of friends on Facebook is an accurate reflection of popularity]]
* Is totally serious
* Is totally serious


Neil has an inflated sense of self importance as illustrated by this reaction to his callout thread in Helldump:
{{squote|'''I have dealt with my wikipedia article's nomination for deletion (I'll be a monkey's uncle if I let them take my legacy down for nothing!) I think I can handle this Helldump thing.  Every time you bring up a thing I've done, I am going to COUNTER it by casually mentioning something else I've done, or an article written about me, a picture of my grilfriend, or the number of friends I have on facebook. I might even write a song insulting some of you and play it on GBSfm AND the Dr. Demento show. You'll all be sorry.'''
'''First of all, I think some of you might be quite embarrassed to know that you've gotten certain aspects of my life factually incorrect. For example, my band (Lemon Demon) now has a drummer and a second guitarist. Secondly, that particular venue is not an old lady's backyard but the backyard of the family of my bassist, my best friend who is also homeschooled. We preform there on a yearly basis with an event called "Lemonic Demonade" followed by the year number, and this year over one hundred people showed up, some from far away states such as Vermont.'''
'''Secondly, I did not write my own wikipedia article, and you can clearly see this by checking the history and seeing all the many names of many different men and women who've taken an interest in setting the facts straight on my life.'''
'''Moving on, I think some of you might be quite interested to know that I'm not just a celebrity on YouTube and other such comunities, but here on your Something Awful as well. I suppose you all remember Ebaums World Dot Com, a song I wrote in the spirit of Low Tax's vendetta against Eric Bauman, whom if I recall correctly stole some images from Something Awful without permission (much like you are all stealing images from me without premission. (I will be making a note of all of your usernames, by the way.))'''
'''It was the flash animation created by forum user Altf4 (now known as Reporter Consumer) for that song that began our friendship and lead to our next creation: The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, a flash animation and song combo that definitely sent some shockwaves thruogh the Something Awful community-- if I recall correctly, LowTax even made an exception to his recently passed ban on ChuckNorris jokes (this was 2005, which I notice some of you weren't even around for) and the thread went Gold.'''
'''I've also had several Photoshops featured in front page articles, and even one or two threads I started featured or gold mined! So as, you can see I'm not just another dime in a dozen goon, I'm a force with whom to be reckoned. If you make any feable attempts at Helldumping me, my bassist, my sister, or my girlfriend, I will just roll with the punches, and then I just might punch back-- hard.'''|Neil Cicierega being [[Sarcastic|a big cry baby]]}}
For the record, Neil stuck by his promise, bragging about selling TEN CDs and once having around 100 people at one of his "concerts".  It appears Neil enjoys revelling in mediocrity. He never did "punch back hard" however, leading everyone to believe that [[Fact|he's exactly as pathetic as he looks.]]
Despite the above, Neil did in fact "punch back-- hard." In early 2008 (Valentines Day), Neil Cicierega found out that a frequent troll on his forums was taking his name and identity, rubbing it in people's faces, in attempt to try and make Neil look like a complete dumbass, and also provide lulz. Once Neil found out, he went nuclear, and punched back by <s>hiring hackers</s> hacking the troll's email, simply by googling his name. He then held the personal email of a troll for ransom, in return for the troll to stop trolling his board. The troll bitterly agreed, he was returned his email. This act comes to show what a big crybaby Neil really is, and on top of that, how much of a bad temper he has.
There's a possibility that his posts in the Helldump thread weren't serious, given his history of reading and participating in other callout threads and clusterfucks, and the fact that his spelling in his responses seemed deliberately stunted. Most of the information he provided, however, checked out as true with various talented internet detectives.


On 4 October 2010, Neil was PERMABANNED[[http://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=53712]] from the SomethingAwful forums for running out of lulz and simply being a whiny douchefag.
[[7chan|On 4 October 2010, Neil was PERMABANNED from the SomethingAwful forums for running out of lulz and simply being a whiny douchefag.]][[http://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=53712]]  
   
   
[[Image:Wrenchmebaby.jpg|thumb|wrench me baby<3]]
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[[Image:Neilita.jpg|thumb|Neil dressing up in his sister's clothes]]
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=== Cross-dressing ===
=== Cross-dressing ===
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=== Love life ===
=== Love life ===
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[[Image:neilsexgirlfriend.jpg|thumb|Chloe Dykstra, Neil's first love, who ironically looks a lot like Neil [[crossdressing]].]]
[[Image:neilsexgirlfriend.jpg|thumb|Chloe Dykstra, Neil's first love, who ironically looks a lot like Neil [[crossdressing]].]]
Neil has had only two girlfriends in his entire existence.  He is currently with a chink called [http://www.mingdoyle.com/ Ming Doyle], and his ex is minor actress/model [[Chloe Dykstra]].  During Neil's callout thread, it was discovered that Chloe was also a [[Somethingawful|SA Goon]] and was extremely hot.
Neil has had only two girlfriends in his entire existence.  He is currently <s>with</s> married to a chink called [http://www.mingdoyle.com/ Ming Doyle], and his ex is minor actress/model [[Chloe Dykstra]].  During Neil's callout thread, it was discovered that Chloe was also a [[Somethingawful|SA Goon]] and was extremely hot.


Despite being clearly a good catch for someone like Neil, when Chloe asked Neil to move out of home with her he buckled under the pressure and refused to leave the comfort of the family home, stating that he didn't want to live too far away from his family (40 minutes drive was too far away).  Neil's dependance on his family and reluctance to change is a typical symptom of [[AIDS|AIDS]].
Despite being clearly a good catch for someone like Neil, when Chloe asked Neil to move out of home with her he buckled under the pressure and refused to leave the comfort of the family home, stating that he didn't want to live too far away from his family (40 minutes drive was too far away).  Neil's dependance on his family and reluctance to change is a typical symptom of [[AIDS|AIDS]].
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It pays enough to keep me going for a little while until I can get another commercial or whatever. Everyone has to make a living somehow.
It pays enough to keep me going for a little while until I can get another commercial or whatever. Everyone has to make a living somehow.
I love you all, and I trust you'll be supportive.|2=Chloe in her blog, broke after spending all her money on implants}}
I love you all, and I trust you'll be supportive.|2=Chloe in her blog, broke after spending all her money on implants}}
=== Denial ===
Neil continues to live in a constant state of denial, thinking that he has "made it big" despite only working a $20/hour job for a few hours a week and getting a few extra dollars from t-shirts, CDs, and investments here and there.  He constantly complains about having no time for his "work" despite having released nothing of note since The Mysterious Ticking Noise aside from constant updates to his own Wikipedia article.


=== Creation of Encyclopedia Dramatica Article ===
=== Creation of Encyclopedia Dramatica Article ===
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*On November 6th 2008, Encyclopedia Dramatica editor "Nopenopenope" amended the article with a bunch of defensive bullshit, and has to date not edited any articles unrelated to defending pale, [[AIDS]]-ridden aspies.
*On November 6th 2008, Encyclopedia Dramatica editor "Nopenopenope" amended the article with a bunch of defensive bullshit, and has to date not edited any articles unrelated to defending pale, [[AIDS]]-ridden aspies.


== Stuff done by Mr. Cicierega ==
 
=== Family ===
According to a [[Goon]] helldump, the majority of his family is just as [[lulz]] as Neil himself. [http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2989669]
 
*'''His father [[Your dad|Jerry]]''' believes that he was abducted by aliens.
*'''His mother [[Your mom|Nancy]]''' is a practicing Wiccan and took all of her kids out of school.
*'''His younger sister [[Your sister|Emmy]]''' is a semi-famous online artist and [[drawfag|storyboarder]] on shows such as [[Cuck|DuckTales]] and [[Gravity Falls]]. Kind of cute, but just as much of a dick as Neil. Commonly seen on her [[Tumblr]] and [[Twitter]] cracking [[unfunny|dumb jokes]] when she isn't spending unhealthy amounts of time ranting about Trump, [[USI|like every other artist online]]. [[Asexual]]. SomethingAwful username: Bindi.
*'''His younger brother Ben''' appears in some of Neil's videos, but spends most of the time away from the spotlight. Good for him.
 
== Epic Lulz commited by Mr. Cicierega ==


*[[Animutation]] - moar or less his brainchild, depends on who you ask.
*[[Animutation]] - moar or less his brainchild, depends on who you ask.


*Ebaumsworldsucks.com - Close to [[epic]] [[win]], this site is dedicated to [[Lurk moar|educate]] [[newfags]] to the [[series of tubes|tubes]] about the [[Nazi]] Reich of [[eBaumsworld]] and [[trolling|calling Eric Bauman a piece of shit]], which is always a good thing to do. Now if only he'd do one about [[anontalk]] as well!
*Ebaumsworldsucks.com - [[epic]] [[win]], this site is dedicated to [[Lurk moar|educate]] [[newfags]] to the [[series of tubes|tubes]] about the [[Nazi]] Reich of [[eBaumsworld]] and [[trolling|calling Eric Bauman a piece of shit]], which is always a good thing to do. Now if only he'd do one about <s>[[anontalk]]</s> [[9gag]] as well!


*Lemon Demon - His current band. Liek, featuring guitar players and a drummer and whatnot, unlike Deporitaz. 7 albums currently exist - Clown Circus, [[Coffee|Hip To The Java Bean]], [[wtf|Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]], [[Truth|Damn Skippy]], [[Raptor Jesus|Dinosaurchestra]], [[winrar|View-Monster]], and [[Shit nobody cares about|Almanac 2009]]. Sadly his music fails because he sounds like he has a cold in every song.  Blow your nose, you filthy wretch.
*Lemon Demon - His current band. Liek, featuring guitar players and a drummer and whatnot, unlike Deporitaz. <s>[[7 proxies|7 albums]]</s> 8 albums currently exist - Clown Circus, [[Club Penguin|Hip To The Java Bean]], Live From The Haunted Candle Shop, [[Animaniacs|Damn Skippy]], [[Raptor Jesus|Dinosaurchestra]], [[winrar|View-Monster]], [[X/|Spirit Phone]], and Almanac 2009. Sadly his music fails because he sounds like he has a cold in every song.  Blow your nose, you filthy wretch.


*Potter Puppet Pals - started out as a series of flash videos, however [[Your Mom|Mrs. Cicierega]] made Neil some [[Sockpuppet|puppets]] for [[Christmas]] and now he makes the videos [[IRL]]. It's basically a parody of ''[[Harry Potter]]''. Apparently, Neil knew about [[Gay|Dumbledores dirty little secret]] before anyone did. He most likely [[troll|blackmailed]] [[British|J. K. Rowling]] into telling him, lest he'd tell anyone that she ate [[Madeleine McCann]].
*Potter Puppet Pals - started out as a series of flash videos, however [[Your Mom|Mrs. Cicierega]] made Neil some [[Sockpuppet|puppets]] for [[Christmas]] and now he makes the videos [[IRL]]. It's basically a parody of ''[[Harry Potter]]''. Apparently, Neil knew about [[Gay|Dumbledores dirty little secret]] before anyone did. He most likely [[troll|blackmailed]] [[British|J. K. Rowling]] into telling him, lest he'd tell anyone that she ate [[Madeleine McCann]].
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*Trapezoid/Deporitaz - [[Old meme|Now defunct]]. Neil had to change the name because some fags had called their band Trapezoid before he did, but because he [[Slowpoke|already had given up Trapezoid when they told him]], he just used an anagram of the former name. If Lemon Demon is [[Geek|geeky]] music, then Deporitaz is so geeky you shit isosceles triangles after listening to him.
*Trapezoid/Deporitaz - [[Old meme|Now defunct]]. Neil had to change the name because some fags had called their band Trapezoid before he did, but because he [[Slowpoke|already had given up Trapezoid when they told him]], he just used an anagram of the former name. If Lemon Demon is [[Geek|geeky]] music, then Deporitaz is so geeky you shit isosceles triangles after listening to him.


*Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny - Like the battle scene from South Park episode "Canada on Strike" but with [[Chuck Norris]] too.
*Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny - That flash animation [[you]] saw on [[ebaumsworld]] back in 07 that was LOLZ SO FUNNY XDDD


== Music videos ==
== Music videos ==
'''Ebaumsworld.com'''
<youtube>BijChf8ROJU</youtube>
'''THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY'''
'''THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY'''
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<youtube>xwBK31tC5QM</youtube>
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'''GEEKS IN LOVE'''
'''GEEKS IN LOVE'''
<youtube>eCXsDmvvzjw</youtube>
<youtube>eCXsDmvvzjw</youtube>
'''TRIBUTE TO JEWTUBE'''
<youtube>810hOU26UMQ</youtube>


== Notable fans ==
== Notable fans ==
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*[[Basement dwellers]]
*[[Basement dwellers]]
*[[Chloe Dykstra]]
*[[Chloe Dykstra]]
*[[User:Steelsilk|This faggot]]
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*[[David Tanny]]
*[[David Tanny]]


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Lemon Demon, also known as Trapezoid, Deporitaz and Neil Cicierega is a minor Internet celebrity, flash artist, musician and (former) SA goon. He is also Anon, given the fact that one of his songs is entitled "CP" yet is merely a cover version of the theme song from Captain Planet and the Planeteers. Neil is best known for the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, and the fact that he recorded 4 albums without receiving much attention and then getting famous on the Internets (even the gay ones) because of the Ultimate Showdown.

Neil Stephen Cicierega

Part of the US Army, maybe you've heard of it?
Neil with his big fat bassist from Lemon Demon
Neil's musical talent knows no bounds

Best known for his valuable contributions to society, The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny and Potter Puppet Pals, Neil is in fact a huge fag. Known on the SomethingAwful Forums as Trapezoid, he was recently called out in Helldump for being a part of the terribly shitty band Lemon Demon (also known as Trapezoid in the past) when he decided to start posting incredibly unfunny shit. Neil lived at home with his parents until he was 23, but has since moved into an apartment with his girlfriend. He somehow considers himself some kind of rich and famous celebrity, in complete seriousness.

Neil: the very embodiment of an internet winner

Breakdown of badassary:


On 4 October 2010, Neil was PERMABANNED from the SomethingAwful forums for running out of lulz and simply being a whiny douchefag.[[1]]


Cross-dressing

When several photos were found of Neil cross-dressing it was assumed that the clothes belonged to his sister, which was flatly denied by both Neil and his sister who both asserted that the clothes belonged to his ex-girlfriend Chloe Dykstra. Hilarity ensued however when Chloe (forums member "pilot") came into the thread to explain that they weren't her clothes at all. This leads everyone to believe that Neil is a big faggot who dresses in his sister's clothes.

Here's the whole set of his tranny pics: http://web.archive.org/web/20050220040053/http://www.limekle.com/neilita/

Love life

Chloe Dykstra, Neil's first love, who ironically looks a lot like Neil crossdressing.

Neil has had only two girlfriends in his entire existence. He is currently with married to a chink called Ming Doyle, and his ex is minor actress/model Chloe Dykstra. During Neil's callout thread, it was discovered that Chloe was also a SA Goon and was extremely hot.

Despite being clearly a good catch for someone like Neil, when Chloe asked Neil to move out of home with her he buckled under the pressure and refused to leave the comfort of the family home, stating that he didn't want to live too far away from his family (40 minutes drive was too far away). Neil's dependance on his family and reluctance to change is a typical symptom of AIDS.

There used to be a gallery here, but apparently Neil is a faggot and claimed the girl was underage, even though her tits were so hugely out of proportion for her skinny body that she obviously got implants. Where did the pics come from? Well after breaking up with Neil, she decided to be a porn star:

   
 
okay so this is pretty bad. ugh. i figured i might as well tell you guys because eventually you'll all find out anyway.

I'm really low on money, and I wouldn't have been able to pay my rent this month. And I refuse to ask help from my parents. So I've been working on a movie. It's not as bad as you think it is, but it's still pretty bad. Pretty typical... stuff. Here is my reasoning:

  • Sex is not that special to me; I don't treat it as anything more than it is- an animalistic act.
  • It's all safe nowadays, I won't be catching anything.
  • Everyone's seen my boobs anyways.

It pays enough to keep me going for a little while until I can get another commercial or whatever. Everyone has to make a living somehow. I love you all, and I trust you'll be supportive.
 


 
 

—Chloe in her blog, broke after spending all her money on implants

Creation of Encyclopedia Dramatica Article

  • On November 2nd 2008, Encyclopedia Dramatica editor "Helldump" created an article on Neil. The user has to date not edited any articles unrelated to Cicierega.
  • On November 6th 2008, Encyclopedia Dramatica editor "Nopenopenope" amended the article with a bunch of defensive bullshit, and has to date not edited any articles unrelated to defending pale, AIDS-ridden aspies.


Family

According to a Goon helldump, the majority of his family is just as lulz as Neil himself. [2]

  • His father Jerry believes that he was abducted by aliens.
  • His mother Nancy is a practicing Wiccan and took all of her kids out of school.
  • His younger sister Emmy is a semi-famous online artist and storyboarder on shows such as DuckTales and Gravity Falls. Kind of cute, but just as much of a dick as Neil. Commonly seen on her Tumblr and Twitter cracking dumb jokes when she isn't spending unhealthy amounts of time ranting about Trump, like every other artist online. Asexual. SomethingAwful username: Bindi.
  • His younger brother Ben appears in some of Neil's videos, but spends most of the time away from the spotlight. Good for him.

Epic Lulz commited by Mr. Cicierega

  • Animutation - moar or less his brainchild, depends on who you ask.
  • Lemon Demon - His current band. Liek, featuring guitar players and a drummer and whatnot, unlike Deporitaz. 7 albums 8 albums currently exist - Clown Circus, Hip To The Java Bean, Live From The Haunted Candle Shop, Damn Skippy, Dinosaurchestra, View-Monster, Spirit Phone, and Almanac 2009. Sadly his music fails because he sounds like he has a cold in every song. Blow your nose, you filthy wretch.
  • Trapezoid/Deporitaz - Now defunct. Neil had to change the name because some fags had called their band Trapezoid before he did, but because he already had given up Trapezoid when they told him, he just used an anagram of the former name. If Lemon Demon is geeky music, then Deporitaz is so geeky you shit isosceles triangles after listening to him.
  • Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny - That flash animation you saw on ebaumsworld back in 07 that was LOLZ SO FUNNY XDDD

Music videos

Ebaumsworld.com

THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY

GEEKS IN LOVE

TRIBUTE TO JEWTUBE


Notable fans

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