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Taken from the novel 1984 by George Orwell, Big Brother is the all-seeing, all-knowing and supposedly benevolent figurehead of the totalitarian regime governing Oceania. Nowadays, the term Big Brother is applied to the United States government and Great Britain because they are supposedly watching us all the time. It is also used liberally whenever anyone, anywhere mentions technology.

Summary

Written in 1949 by George Orwell, Nineteen-Eighty-Four tells the story of an overpopulated society where humans eat a delicious treat called Soylent Green. In this totalitarian utopia, everyone is watched by an entity called Big Brother. The sheep population is reminded of this fact by ubiquitous propaganda posters displaying the catch-phrase "Big Brother is watching you". The protagonist, a proud worker of the Ministry of Truth, has sex with a lot of women, reads an imaginary rambling book by a Jew, drinks a wine and a coffee, and is therefore tortured by a government agent named Conan O'Brien. In the image to the right, you can see the female who liberates us all from the evil that is Conan O'Brien. 1984 wasn't written as an instruction manual. This is something David Cameron needs to learn. American liberals love to make analogies to this book all the time, because America is such a totalitarian state where you can be imprisoned for even thinking anything bad about the government. (Give it time though.) You may notice that "84" is "48" reversed. This is purely coincidental and in no way relates to the Jewish conspiracy. As we all know, 1984 in reality was exactly as depicted in the book. George Orwell is a fucking genius; we should just call him George ORACLE or something, amirite? George Orwell totally intended for his book to be read by high school freshmen and teachers who work for a government-funded organization. There is no irony in a teacher who doesn't understand the history that the book is using as context.

Liberals like to compare George W. Bush to Big Brother, but that's bullshit. Bush is too stupid to be as powerful and all-seeing as Big Brother, and besides, Big Brother was supposed to be benevolent.

Television show

More importantly, Big Brother is a reality television show based on the life and death of L. Ron Hubbard. A bunch of no-life dickheads volunteer to live in a house and be taped 24/7 doing embarrassing things such as taking it in the ass and raping each other. Contrary to popular belief, the show's inhabitants are genuine human beings. This fact, however, remains in dispute. Everyone from the past series' of the show are now either dead or working as internet pedophile basement dwellers pretending to be 16 year old girls.

In the 2006 season of Aussie Big Brother, a slutty whore went over to the bed of two men. Whilst on it, they held her down and one member slapped her in the face with his penis. The "Turkey Slapping" incident caused a huge uproar across the state and the Prime Minister John Howard (the one who takes it up the ass from George Bush) asked for the show to be removed.

Big Brother was let off on a technicality; the incident was shown on the 24/7 live cameras on the BB website, and everybody knows there aren't many laws for internet stuff. Except pedophilia and possibly rape porn. All in all, the only people who saw it were a bunch of weirdo freak losers who just happened to be watching a shitty mindless show at 2AM.

Big Brother (US)

In Dumbfuckistan, the show is extremely popular with cat ladies and 16 year old girls. Ever since 2014 when Frankie Grande appeared on the show to cater to the Jailbait, the show has become a prime example of what happens when white trash get hungry for some cool, hard, cash. The show has starred such classy beings like Paulie Calafiore, a misogynistic wop who pees on himself, and Zach Rance, a Jew who got caught Last Thursday molesting high school girls.

UK 2007 Celebrity BB

In the UK 2007 celebrity BB, ~~the Sky news group~~ everybody in the UK accused a disgusting, fat, hideously un-classy beast (a.k.a Jade Goody) of racism against an Indian (Shilpa Shetty) which reached international news status and had the British Prime Minister apologise to the Indian Prime Minister. Incidentally, as of 2009, Jade "Cocksucking" Goody is dying of terminal cancer.|

The rest of the country found themselves in a moral dilemma: Who should get the brunt of their hatred? The terminally (ill) uneducated Jade Goody, or the hawt (but foreign) Shilpa Shetty. The answer proved that the British are far more snobby than they will ever be racist (as long as the foreigner has good tits).

However, in India, a woman carrying a child of mixed nationality would be burnt alive by the parents should they find out.

Please, while you're there in Europe, point out that the English are now so politically correct that they will not even protect themselves against being falsely accused of racism, just in case it could be seen as racism. However, since the three making the "racist" remarks were fat, transgendered and a Miss England, the media were looking for an excuse to ruin their careers and get even moar money from their "exclusive stories" and lulz.

Big Brother Africa

THIS IS AFRICAAAA!

In Africa we have this thing called RAEP

Australian Big Brother

As of at least 100 years ago, Australia stole Big Brother. Some whore got turkey slapped one time, and people lolled. The bitch was asking for it, this was Josef Fritzl's idea. Originally he was going to write in his daughter and himself but got rejected when 10 found out that he was not making it a mudkip. She also got compensation after the show ended , the 2 guys raped her and she finally got what she wanted. Last Thursday, Corey Faggoton has decided to join Big Brother Australia. This was like dropping EFG in a Faggot's house. He got assraped by the crowd, booing until the faggot left the compound. Noone has yet to kill him. ~~On the 21st of July 2008 this fucking shitty show was finally axed as the show had shit ratings~~ Big Brothel Australia returned to TV screens Straya-wide mid-2012, this time on Channel Nine and the 2013 season launched on the 29th of July. Of course it's still being filmed at Dreamworld theme park in Coomera (moar liek Coonera) on the Gold Coast, Queensland so if you're wanting to attend the live eviction, nomination and Big Brother Showdown broadcasts, be prepared to hike through a mountain of vomit from snot-nosed 12 year olds who couldn't handle The Tower of Terror when you get there and protect your anus from arsehole security guards.

الرئيس

They tried to do a Big Brother in Arabia, but because the show had men and women together it got banned. The muslims are scum.[1]

Dead Set

Dead set is basically a movie set in the big brother house. it was split into 5 different parts, spawning 1 week. the characters include 2 stupid blondes who think lights are trees, and some asshole who ends up killing them all. the others include this girl who shags some guy for lulz- Her boyfriend also is stranded in the middle of no where and then gets shot by the asshole. a pervert who no one likes, and a fat black person who dies because of some other idiot who fucks one of the blondes.

External Links

B.B. has a MySpace

Girl becomes an hero over Big Brother.

Average person's reaction to being moderately inconvenienced.

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 [[File:OBEY Andre the Giant Large Hi Res.png|thumb|The Original Big Brother]]
+[[File:Mussolini headquarters 1941.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Nope. [[Mussolini|This]] is the original. So now you know.]]
 [[Image:Bigbrotheremoticon.jpg|thumb|He's always [[Ceiling Cat|watching you masturbate]].]]
 [[Image:Conan1984.gif|thumb|300px|Original: http://conandefeat.ytmnd.com/ ]]
+[[Image:Eric Holder - Thought Crime.jpg|thumb|right|All thoughts and no support makes johnny an enemy of the state.]]
 [[File:America after sopa.jpg|thumb|right|300px|[[SOPA|Fiction is gradually becoming fact]].]]
-Taken from the novel ''1984'' by George Orwell, '''Big Brother''' is the imaginary, omniscient and supposedly benevolent figurehead of the [[Stalinesque]] totalitarian regime governing [[Australia|Oceania]]. Nowadays, the term Big Brother is applied to the [[United States]] government because they are supposedly watching us all the time. It is also used liberally whenever anyone, anywhere mentions technology.
+Taken from the novel ''1984'' by George Orwell, '''Big Brother''' is the all-seeing, all-knowing and supposedly benevolent figurehead of the totalitarian regime governing [[United Kingdom|Oceania]]. Nowadays, the term Big Brother is applied to the [[United States]] government and [[Great Britain]] because they are supposedly [[NSA|watching us all the time]]. It is also used liberally whenever anyone, anywhere mentions technology.
 ==Summary==
-Written circa 1948 AD by George Orwell, ''Nineteen-Eighty-Four'' tells the story of an overpopulated society where humans eat a [[delicious_cake|delicious treat]] called Soylent Green. In this totalitarian utopia, everyone is watched by an entity called [[Facebook|Big Brother]]. The sheep population is reminded of this [[fact]] by ubiquitous [[propaganda]] posters displaying the [[meme|catch-phrase]] "[[Mark Zuckerberg|Big Brother]] is watching [[You]]". The protagonist, a proud worker of [[Wikipedia|The Ministry of Truth]], has [[sex]] with a lot of [[women]], reads an [[Bible|imaginary rambling book by a Jew]], drinks [[France|a wine ''and'' a coffee]], and is therefore [[BSDM|tortured]] by a government agent named [[Conan O'Brien]]. In the image to the right, you can see the female who liberates us all from the evil that is Conan O'Brien. ''1984'' wasn't written as an instruction manual. This is something [[David Cameron]] needs to learn. American [[liberals]] love to make analogies to this [[old media|book]] all the time, because [[America]] is such a totalitarian state where you can be imprisoned for even thinking anything bad about the government. ([[SOPA|Give it time though]].) You may notice that [[Satan|"84" is "48" reversed]].  This is [[Coincidence|purely coincidental]] and [[bullshit|in no way relates to]] the [[Jews|Jewish conspiracy]]. As we all know, 1984 in reality was [[1980s|exactly as depicted in the book]]. George Orwell is a fucking [[Mega ultra super genius|genius]]; we should just call him George ORACLE or something, [[amirite]]? George Orwell totally intended for his book to be read by high school freshmen and teachers who work for a government-funded organization. There is no irony in a teacher who doesn't understand the [[history]] that the book is using as context.
+Written in 1949 by George Orwell, ''Nineteen-Eighty-Four'' tells the story of an overpopulated society where humans eat a [[delicious_cake|delicious treat]] called Soylent Green. In this totalitarian utopia, everyone is watched by an entity called Big Brother. The sheep population is reminded of this [[fact]] by ubiquitous [[propaganda]] posters displaying the [[meme|catch-phrase]] "Big Brother is watching [[you]]". The protagonist, a proud worker of the [[Ministry of truth|Ministry of Truth]], has [[sex]] with a lot of [[women]], reads an [[Bible|imaginary rambling book by a Jew]], drinks [[France|a wine ''and'' a coffee]], and is therefore [[torture]]d by a government agent named [[Conan O'Brien]]. In the image to the right, you can see the female who liberates us all from the evil that is Conan O'Brien. ''1984'' wasn't written as an instruction manual. This is something [[David Cameron]] needs to learn. American [[liberals]] love to make analogies to this [[book]] all the time, because [[America]] is such a totalitarian state where you can be imprisoned for even thinking anything bad about the government. ([[SOPA|Give it time though]].) You may notice that [[Satan|"84" is "48" reversed]].  This is purely [[Coincidence|coincidental]] and in no way relates to the [[Jew]]ish [[conspiracy]]. As we all know, 1984 in reality was [[1980s|exactly as depicted in the book]]. George Orwell is a fucking [[Mega ultra super genius|genius]]; we should just call him George ORACLE or something, [[amirite]]? George Orwell totally intended for his book to be read by high school freshmen and teachers who work for a government-funded organization. There is no irony in a teacher who doesn't understand the [[history]] that the book is using as context.
 [[Liberals]] like to compare [[George W. Bush]] to Big Brother, but that's bullshit. Bush is too stupid to be as powerful and all-seeing as Big Brother, and besides, Big Brother was supposed to be benevolent.
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 ==Television show==
 [[Image:holo-1.jpg|thumb|Big Brother television show in Germany]]
-More importantly, Big Brother is a reality [[Television|TV]] show based on the life and death of [[Scientology|L. Ron Hubbard]]. A bunch of no-life [[dickhead]]s volunteer to live in a house and be taped 24/7 doing [[pegging|embarassing things]] such as taking it [[in the ass]] and [[rape|raping]] each other. Contrary to popular belief, the show's inhabitants are genuine human beings. This fact, however, remains in dispute. Everyone from the past series' of the show are now either dead or working as internet [[pedophile]] [[basement dwellers]] pretending to be [[16 year old girl|16 year old girls]].
+More importantly, Big Brother is a reality [[television]] show based on the life and death of [[Scientology|L. Ron Hubbard]]. A bunch of no-life [[dickhead]]s volunteer to live in a house and be taped 24/7 doing [[pegging|embarrassing things]] such as taking it [[in the ass]] and [[rape|raping]] each other. Contrary to popular belief, the show's inhabitants are genuine human beings. This fact, however, remains in dispute. Everyone from the past series' of the show are now either dead or working as internet [[pedophile]] [[basement dwellers]] pretending to be [[16 year old girl|16 year old girls]].
 In the 2006 season of Aussie Big Brother, a slutty whore went over to the bed of two men. Whilst on it, they held her down and one member slapped her in the face with his penis. The "Turkey Slapping" incident caused a huge uproar across the state and the Prime Minister John Howard (the one who takes it up the ass from George Bush) asked for the show to be removed.
-Big Brother was let off on a technicality; the incident was shown on the 24/7 live cameras on the BB website, and everybody knows there aren't many laws for internet stuff. Except [[pedophilia]] and possibly [[rape|rape porn]].
+Big Brother was let off on a technicality; the incident was shown on the 24/7 live cameras on the BB website, and everybody knows there aren't many laws for internet stuff. Except [[pedophilia]] and possibly rape porn.
 All in all, the only people who saw it were a bunch of  [[13 year old boys|weirdo freak losers]]
 who just happened to be watching a shitty mindless show at 2AM.
+===Big Brother (US)===
+In [[America|Dumbfuckistan]], the show is extremely popular with cat ladies and [[16 year old girls]]. Ever since [[2014]] when [[Faggot|Frankie Grande]] appeared on the show to cater to the [[Jailbait]], the show has become a prime example of what happens when [[white trash]] get hungry for some cool, hard, cash. The show has starred such classy beings like [[Paulie Calafiore]], a misogynistic [[wop]] who pees on himself, and [[Zach Rance]], a [[Jew]] who got caught [[Last Thursday]] molesting high school girls.
 ===UK 2007 Celebrity BB===
-In the UK 2007 celebrity BB, <s>the [[Old_media|Sky news group]]</s> everybody in the UK [[drama|accused]] a disgusting, fat, hideously un-classy beast(a.k.a [[Jade Goody]]) of racism against an [[India|Indian]] ([http://www.shilpa-shetty.com Shilpa Shetty]) which reached international [[drama|news]] status and had the British Prime Minister [[pwned|apologise]] to the Indian [[Pakistan|Prime Minister]]. [[Asking for it|Incidentally, as of 2009, Jade "Cocksucking" Goody is dying of terminal cancer.|]]
+In the UK 2007 celebrity BB, <s>the [[Old_media|Sky news group]]</s> everybody in the UK [[drama|accused]] a disgusting, fat, hideously un-classy beast (a.k.a [[Jade Goody]]) of racism against an [[India|Indian]] ([http://www.shilpa-shetty.com Shilpa Shetty]) which reached international [[drama|news]] status and had the British Prime Minister [[pwned|apologise]] to the [[India]]n Prime Minister. [[Asking for it|Incidentally, as of 2009, Jade "Cocksucking" Goody is dying of terminal cancer.|]]
-The rest of the country found themselves in a moral dilemma:  Who should get the brunt of their hatred? The terminally (ill) uneducated Jade Goody, or the hawt (but foreign) Shilpa Shetty.  The answer proved that the British are far more snobby than they will ever be racist (as long as the foreigner has good tits).
+The rest of the country found themselves in a moral dilemma:  Who should get the brunt of their hatred? The terminally (ill) uneducated Jade Goody, or the hawt (but foreign) Shilpa Shetty. The answer proved that the British are far more snobby than they will ever be racist (as long as the foreigner has good tits).
 However, in [[India]], a woman carrying a child of mixed nationality would be [[fire|burnt]] alive by the parents should they find out.
-Please, while you're there in [[Europe|"Yurop"]], point out that the English are now so politically correct that they will not even protect themselves against being falsely accused of racism, just incase it could be seen as racism. However, since the three making the "racist" remarks were [[fat girl angle shot|fat]], [[tranny|transgendered]] and [[ugly|a Miss England]], the media were looking for an [[troll|excuse]] to ruin their careers and get even [[moar|moar]] money from their "[[Shit nobody cares about|exclusive stories]]" and [[lulz|lulz]].
+Please, while you're there in [[Europe]], point out that the English are now so politically correct that they will not even protect themselves against being falsely accused of racism, just in case it could be seen as racism. However, since the three making the "racist" remarks were [[fat girl angle shot|fat]], [[tranny|transgendered]] and [[ugly|a Miss England]], the media were looking for an [[troll|excuse]] to ruin their careers and get even [[moar]] money from their "exclusive stories" and [[lulz]].
 ===Big Brother Africa===
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 ===Australian Big Brother===
-As of at least 100 years ago, Australia stole Big Brother. Some whore got turkey slapped one time, and people lolled. The bitch was asking for it,  this was [[Josef Fritzl|Josef Fritzl's idea]]. Originally he was going to write in his daughter and himself but got rejected when 10 found out that he was not making it a mudkip. She also got compensation after the show ended
+As of at least 100 years ago, [[United States of Australia|Australia]] stole Big Brother. Some whore got turkey slapped one time, and people [[lulz|lolled]]. The bitch was asking for it,  this was [[Josef Fritzl|Josef Fritzl's idea]]. Originally he was going to write in his daughter and himself but got rejected when 10 found out that he was not making it a [[So i herd u liek mudkip|mudkip]]. She also got compensation after the show ended
-, the 2 guys raped her and she finally got what she wanted. Last thursday, [[Corey Worthington|Corey Faggoton]] has decided to join Big Brother Australia.  This was like dropping [[EFG]] in a [[Tom Cruise|Faggot's]] house. He got assraped by the crowd, booing until the faggot left the compound. Noone has yet to kill him. <strike>On the 21st of July 2008 this fucking shitty show was finally axed as the show had [[shit]] ratings</strike> Big Brothel Australia returned to TV screens Straya-wide mid-2012, this time on Channel Nine and the 2013 season launched on the 29th of July. Of course it's still being filmed at Dreamworld theme park in Coomera (moar liek Coonera) on the Gold Coast, Queensland so if you're wanting to attend the live eviction, nomination and Big Brother Showdown broadcasts, be prepared to hike through a mountain of vomit from snot-nosed 12 year olds who couldn't handle The Tower of Terror when you get there and protect your anus from arsehole security guards.
+, the 2 guys raped her and she finally got what she wanted. [[Last Thursday]], [[Corey Worthington|Corey Faggoton]] has decided to join Big Brother Australia.  This was like dropping [[EFG]] in a [[Tom Cruise|Faggot's]] house. He got [[Buttsecks|assraped]] by the crowd, booing until the faggot left the compound. Noone has yet to kill him. <strike>On the 21st of July 2008 this fucking shitty show was finally axed as the show had [[shit]] ratings</strike> Big Brothel Australia returned to TV screens Straya-wide mid-2012, this time on Channel Nine and the 2013 season launched on the 29th of July. Of course it's still being filmed at Dreamworld theme park in Coomera (moar liek Coonera) on the Gold Coast, Queensland so if you're wanting to attend the live eviction, nomination and Big Brother Showdown broadcasts, be prepared to hike through a mountain of vomit from snot-nosed 12 year olds who couldn't handle The Tower of Terror when you get there and protect your anus from arsehole security guards.
 === الرئيس ===
-They tried to do a Big Brother in arbabia, but because the show had men and women together it got [[Pwnd|banned]]. The [[terrorists|muslims]] are scum.[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3522897.stm]
+They tried to do a Big Brother in Arabia, but because the show had men and women together it got [[Pwnd|banned]]. The [[terrorists|muslims]] are scum.[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3522897.stm]
 ===Dead Set===
-Dead set is basically a movie set in the big brother house. it was split into 5 different parts, spawning 1 week. the characters include 2 stupid blondes who think lights are trees, and some asshole who ends up killing them all. the others include this girl who shags some guy for lulz- Her boyfriend also is stranded in the middle of no where and then gets shot by the asshole. a pervert who no one likes, and a [[fat]] black person who dies because of some other ideot who fucks one of the blondes.
+Dead set is basically a movie set in the big brother house. it was split into 5 different parts, spawning 1 week. the characters include 2 stupid blondes who think lights are trees, and some asshole who ends up killing them all. the others include this girl who shags some guy for lulz- Her boyfriend also is stranded in the middle of no where and then gets shot by the asshole. a pervert who no one likes, and a [[fat]] black person who dies because of some other idiot who fucks one of the blondes.
 ==See also==
 *[[wigger|Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace]]
 *[[Josef Fritzl]]
-*[[Yasmin Browder]] hung herself because she didn't got to watch Big Brother. FUCKING EPIC
 *[[Jade Goody]]
+*[[Paulie Calafiore]] - Misogynistic wop who starred on the American version of the show.
+*[[Fishtank Live]]
 ==External Links==
 {{myspace|establishmentforever|B.B. has a MySpace}}
 *[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=400099&in_page_id=1770&in_a_source Girl becomes an hero over Big Brother.]
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+<center>'''Average person's reaction to being moderately inconvenienced.'''</center>
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