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{{achtung|THERE ARE NOW 8 BILLION FAGS IN THIS PLANET}}
[[Image:Earthasteroid.jpg|thumb|Earth, in better times.]]
[[Image:Planet_Earth.jpg|thumb|Artist's rendition of the Earth.]]
[[Image:World_map.gif|thumb|Geography can be fun!]]
<center><font size="84"> MOSTLY HARMLESS.</font></center>
<center><font size="84"> MOSTLY HARMLESS.</font></center>


[[Image:Earthasteroid.jpg|thumb|Earth, in better times.]]  
Earth is a flat and hollow water and vegetation place. Its inhabitants consists of autistic furries knows as [[animal]]s; [[retard]]ed [[midget]]s known as [[child]]ren; [[scene kid]]s referred to as [[teenager]]s; stroppy twentysomethings; and sugar daddies and mommies. Half of its population want to fool [[you]], and the other half value you as high as a [[cameltoe]]. Since the [[Jews]] invented [[Global Warming]] and [[niggers]] started to litter their [[condoms]] and KFC buckets everywhere, it is often said that the Earth is doomed. However, this is a stupid point, as the Sun will proceed to [[asplode]] in [[over 9,000]] years, thus rendering all human achievements pointless.
 
[[Image:Planet_Earth.jpg|thumb|Artist's rendition of the Earth.]]  
== Common Misconceptions About Earth ==
[[Image:World_map.gif|thumb|Geography can be fun!]]


'''Earth''' is the third planet from the star "Sol". Its population consists of a noble and thriving population of [[over 9,000|7,000,000,000]] [[Humans]] and [[at least 100]] [[Niggers]] who live on it. Earth is estimated by top [[Tom Cruise|scientists]] to be between 6,000 and 8,000 years old, created and built by Lord [[Xenu]]. Earth is home to many people that won't [[shut the fuck up]], and fucktards from [[4chan]]. Since the [[Jews]] invented [[Global Warming]] and [[Niggers]] started to litter their [[condoms]] and KFC buckets everywhere, it is often said that the Earth is doomed. However, this is a stupid point, as the Sun will proceed to [[asplode]] in [[over 9,000]] years, thus rendering all [[Computers|human achievements]] pointless.
 
==[[Lies|Common Misconceptions]] About Earth==
[[Image:PopePalpatine.jpg|thumb|The [[Pope]] begins his reign of darkness.]]
[[Image:PopePalpatine.jpg|thumb|The [[Pope]] begins his reign of darkness.]]


'''MYTH''': The Earth is a sphere with a circumference of 24,900 miles and orbits the sun alongside 7 other planets.
{{colortext|red|'''MYTH:'''}} The Earth is a sphere with a circumference of 24,900 miles and orbits the sun alongside 7 other planets.
*'''FACT''': The latest [[Shit_no_one_cares_about|scientific research]] indicates that the Earth is the center of the universe and is actually a flat disk held up by four elephants standing on the back of a massive [[Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles|turtle]]. Most importantly, it is [http://www.reformation.org/stationary-earth.html stationary].
<br>{{colortext|blue|'''FACT:'''}} The latest scientific research indicates that the Earth is the center of the universe and is actually a flat disk held up by four elephants standing on the back of a massive turtle. Most importantly, it is [http://www.reformation.org/stationary-earth.html stationary].


<br>'''MYTH''': The Earth is harmless.
{{colortext|red|'''MYTH:'''}} The Earth is harmless.
*'''FACT''': The Earth is mostly harmless.
<br>{{colortext|blue|'''FACT:'''}} The Earth is mostly harmless.


<br>'''MYTH''': Humans are the only intelligent species in the solar system.  
{{colortext|red|'''MYTH:'''}} Humans are the only intelligent species in the solar system.  
*'''FACT''': There is no intelligent life on Earth. The last bastion of educated thought were the [[dinosaurs]], who were killed off by Jesus. On that day, intelligent life as we know it disappeared. One look at any [[emo]] or [[liberal]] community on [[LiveJournal]] proves this.
<br>{{colortext|blue|'''FACT:'''}} There is no intelligent life on Earth. The last bastion of educated thought were the [[dinosaurs]], who were killed off by [[Jesus]]. On that day, intelligent life as we know it disappeared. One look at any [[emo]] or [[liberal]] community on [[LiveJournal]] proves this.
<br>'''MYTH''': The planet's political state is controlled by a select group of humans.
*'''FACT''': The planet is run by a race of reptilian aliens taking the form of [[W|World Leaders]].
<br>'''MYTH''': The election of the new [[Pope]] will usher in a time of darkness for all to come.
*'''FACT''': The [[Pope]] ''has already'' ushered in a time of darkness.
<br>


==The [[Creation|Creation]] Of Earth==
{{colortext|red|'''MYTH:'''}} The planet's political state is controlled by a select group of humans.
There are two theories circulating the [[interbutts]] regarding how the Earth was created, causing [[Some argue|much controversy]] on which one of them is true.
<br>{{colortext|blue|'''FACT:'''}} The planet is run by a race of [[Reptoid|reptilian]] aliens taking the form of World Leaders.
The first of these theories is that the Earth was created by nothing which magically exploded for no reason and created [[Universe|everything]]. This idea is an obvious [[lie]] and was first hypothesized by evil scientists such as [[Serial killer|Ted Bundy]] and [[Einstein|Albert Einstein]]. These people are the Devil and simply want to lead [[Christians]] astray from God, just for the [[lulz]], the sinful sinful lulz.


For other theory— ''the true one''— we need only look into our Bible. Chapter 1 of Genesis:
{{colortext|red|'''MYTH:'''}} The election of the new [[Pope]] will usher in a time of darkness for all to come.
<br>{{colortext|blue|'''FACT:'''}} The [[Pope]] ''has already'' ushered in a time of darkness.


<blockquote>''In the beginning [[God]] created the [[Heaven|Heavens]] and the Earth.''</blockquote>
== The [[Creation]] Of Earth ==


'Nuff fucking said, God did it. Science is the [[Devil]], and the [[Science Fiction|Bible]] [[Fred Phelps|you must take it literally in every single way]]— or you are going to [[DO NOT WANT|Hell]].
There are two theories circulating the [[interbutts]] regarding how the Earth was created, causing much controversy on which one of them is true.
 
The first of these theories is that the Earth was created by nothing which magically exploded for no reason and createdeverything. This idea is an obvious [[lie]] and was first hypothesized by evil scientists such as Ted Bundy and Albert [[Einstein]]. These people are the Devil and simply want to lead [[Christians]] astray from God, just for the [[lulz]], the sinful sinful lulz.
 
For other theory&mdash;''the true one''&mdash;we need only look into our Bible. Chapter 1 of Genesis:
 
<blockquote>''In the beginning [[God]] created the [[Heaven]]s and the Earth.''</blockquote>
 
'Nuff fucking said, God did it. Science is the [[Devil]], and the Bible you must take it literally in every single way&mdash;or you are going to Hell.


== Inhabitants ==
== Inhabitants ==
As the science of "[[science fiction]]" tells us, every planet is inhabited by one dominating humanoid race; in the case of Earth, those are "[[humans]]". The humans are divided into three very loosely connected factions to ensure [[lulz]]:
As the science of "[[science fiction]]" tells us, every planet is inhabited by one dominating humanoid race; in the case of Earth, those are "[[humans]]". The humans are divided into three very loosely connected factions to ensure [[lulz]]:


*'''The first world'''  
* '''The first world'''
** The rich countries of the world. These countries are inhabited by obnoxious decadent assholes, which is why most parts of the first world seems to be in a constant crisis.
** The rich countries of the world. These countries are inhabited by obnoxious decadent assholes, which is why most parts of the first world seems to be in a constant crisis.
* '''The second world'''
* '''The second world'''
** The semi-rich countries in the northern part of the world. People who live in the second world are pure [[pwnage]], or would have been if they hadn't been dominated by the hellish [[Russian]] supranationalistic superstate. Some nations managed to escape from this nightmare, but decided to join the hellish supranationalistic superstate of the [[European Union]] instead, for fear of being annexed by Russia.
** The semi-rich countries in the northern part of the world. People who live in the second world are pure [[pwnage]], or would have been if they hadn't been dominated by the hellish [[Russian]] supranationalistic superstate. Some nations managed to escape from this nightmare, but decided to join the hellish supranationalistic superstate of the [[European Union]] instead, for fear of being annexed by Russia.
*'''The third world'''  
* '''The third world'''  
**The rest of so-called human civilization. People in these countries blame imperialism from the surrounding world for their poverty; but the truth is that the people here kill each other all the time, so they can never do any productive work. However, in [[Mexico|Latin America]] (a segment of the third world), they decided to stop killing each other— except people in the drug and politics trade. Since politics affects all other parts of society, Latin America is doomed to [[fail]].
** The rest of so-called human civilization. People in these countries blame imperialism from the surrounding world for their poverty; but the truth is that the people here kill each other all the time, so they can never do any productive work. However, in Latin America (a segment of the third world), they decided to stop killing each other&mdash;except people in the drug and politics trade. Since politics affects all other parts of society, Latin America is doomed to [[fail]].


== Globalization ==
== Globalization ==
[[Last Thursday]], the world became more globose. This means [[you]] have to conform to the majority— or else [[you]] are [[doing it wrong]].


==End of the Story==
[[Last Thursday]], the world became more globose. This means [[you]] have to conform to the majority&mdash;or else [[you]] are [[doing it wrong]].
It is often thought that the world will end in 2012, mainly because some old calendar finally finishes on that year... or something.  By 2014, this theory
began to lose some of its credibility.  (Note: a calendar running out will erase the world only to the extent that your pen running out erases the English language. Wait... [[Oh_sh-|OH SH-]])


In actuality, the world will end when the U.S. and [http://www.freewebs.com/weamstherussians/mapsoftheworld.htm Russia] decide to stop arguing over who has the bigger dick and [[Final Solution|nuke us all]].
== End of the Story ==


It is often thought that the world will end in 2012, mainly because some old calendar finally finishes on that year... or something. By 2014, this theory
began to lose some of its credibility. (Note: a calendar running out will erase the world only to the extent that your pen running out erases the English language. Wait... [[Oh sh-|OH SH-]])
In actuality, the world will end when the U.S. and [http://www.freewebs.com/weamstherussians/mapsoftheworld.htm Russia] decide to stop arguing over who has the bigger dick and nuke us all.
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== Galleries ==
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File:Earth goatse (heat map).png
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Earth's major oral sex outlines.png
File:World map.jpg
File:Earth gets cockblocked by Mercury.png
File:Penis crashes into the earth.png|[[Swedish]] dark magic can cause astronomically large penises to crash into Scandinavia.
File:Cosmic furry did it for the lulz.jpg
File:Cosmic furry destroys Earth with penis.jpg
File:Cosmic dragon furry destroys Earth via anal insertion.jpg
File:Cosmic anime girl destorys Earth with urine.jpg
File:Cosmic futanari destroys Earth with penis.jpg
File:Gay tentacle porn of Earth.png
File:Faggottree.png|Nature has a fucked up sense of humor man
</gallery>}}
== See Also ==


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* [[Flat Earth Society]] &ndash; How to troll people who live on Earth.
* [[Have you heard about Pangea Day?]]
* [[Pluto]]
* [[Za Warudo]]
* [[The Moon]]
* [[Eclipse]]


==See Also==
{{Science}}
*[[Flat Earth Society]]— How to troll people who live on Earth.
{{Solar System}}
*[[Have you heard about Pangea Day?]]
*[[Pluto]]
*[[Za Warudo]]
*[[The moon]]


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[[Category:Locations]]
[[Category:Science]]
[[Category:Science]]
[[Category:IRL Shit]]

Latest revision as of 13:36, 13 December 2022

THERE ARE NOW 8 BILLION FAGS IN THIS PLANET
Earth, in better times.
Artist's rendition of the Earth.
Geography can be fun!
MOSTLY HARMLESS.

Earth is a flat and hollow water and vegetation place. Its inhabitants consists of autistic furries knows as animals; retarded midgets known as children; scene kids referred to as teenagers; stroppy twentysomethings; and sugar daddies and mommies. Half of its population want to fool you, and the other half value you as high as a cameltoe. Since the Jews invented Global Warming and niggers started to litter their condoms and KFC buckets everywhere, it is often said that the Earth is doomed. However, this is a stupid point, as the Sun will proceed to asplode in over 9,000 years, thus rendering all human achievements pointless.

Common Misconceptions About Earth

The Pope begins his reign of darkness.

MYTH: The Earth is a sphere with a circumference of 24,900 miles and orbits the sun alongside 7 other planets.
FACT: The latest scientific research indicates that the Earth is the center of the universe and is actually a flat disk held up by four elephants standing on the back of a massive turtle. Most importantly, it is stationary.

MYTH: The Earth is harmless.
FACT: The Earth is mostly harmless.

MYTH: Humans are the only intelligent species in the solar system.
FACT: There is no intelligent life on Earth. The last bastion of educated thought were the dinosaurs, who were killed off by Jesus. On that day, intelligent life as we know it disappeared. One look at any emo or liberal community on LiveJournal proves this.

MYTH: The planet's political state is controlled by a select group of humans.
FACT: The planet is run by a race of reptilian aliens taking the form of World Leaders.

MYTH: The election of the new Pope will usher in a time of darkness for all to come.
FACT: The Pope has already ushered in a time of darkness.

The Creation Of Earth

There are two theories circulating the interbutts regarding how the Earth was created, causing much controversy on which one of them is true.

The first of these theories is that the Earth was created by nothing which magically exploded for no reason and createdeverything. This idea is an obvious lie and was first hypothesized by evil scientists such as Ted Bundy and Albert Einstein. These people are the Devil and simply want to lead Christians astray from God, just for the lulz, the sinful sinful lulz.

For other theory—the true one—we need only look into our Bible. Chapter 1 of Genesis:

In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth.

'Nuff fucking said, God did it. Science is the Devil, and the Bible you must take it literally in every single way—or you are going to Hell.

Inhabitants

As the science of "science fiction" tells us, every planet is inhabited by one dominating humanoid race; in the case of Earth, those are "humans". The humans are divided into three very loosely connected factions to ensure lulz:

  • The first world
    • The rich countries of the world. These countries are inhabited by obnoxious decadent assholes, which is why most parts of the first world seems to be in a constant crisis.
  • The second world
    • The semi-rich countries in the northern part of the world. People who live in the second world are pure pwnage, or would have been if they hadn't been dominated by the hellish Russian supranationalistic superstate. Some nations managed to escape from this nightmare, but decided to join the hellish supranationalistic superstate of the European Union instead, for fear of being annexed by Russia.
  • The third world
    • The rest of so-called human civilization. People in these countries blame imperialism from the surrounding world for their poverty; but the truth is that the people here kill each other all the time, so they can never do any productive work. However, in Latin America (a segment of the third world), they decided to stop killing each other—except people in the drug and politics trade. Since politics affects all other parts of society, Latin America is doomed to fail.

Globalization

Last Thursday, the world became more globose. This means you have to conform to the majority—or else you are doing it wrong.

End of the Story

It is often thought that the world will end in 2012, mainly because some old calendar finally finishes on that year... or something. By 2014, this theory began to lose some of its credibility. (Note: a calendar running out will erase the world only to the extent that your pen running out erases the English language. Wait... OH SH-)

In actuality, the world will end when the U.S. and Russia decide to stop arguing over who has the bigger dick and nuke us all.

Galleries

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  • Swedish dark magic can cause astronomically large penises to crash into Scandinavia.
    Swedish dark magic can cause astronomically large penises to crash into Scandinavia.
  • Nature has a fucked up sense of humor man
    Nature has a fucked up sense of humor man

See Also

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SCIENCE!

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