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== [[Porn|Erotic]] ==
{{Ib|[[File:Senils_Attack.jpg|301px]]Painting depicting the attack.}}
=== Leisure Suit Larry ===
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Louis Michel Rieul Billon'''</big>}}
The Top of the Top of Sex appeal (sometimes), from chronical addicted [[Gooning|gooners]] to professional fuckers, quite literally.
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''| September 7, 1750}}
<center>
{{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 13, 1789 (Aged 39)}}
{{Template:Row numbers|
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[France|Français]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagFrance.png]]}}
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
{{Ibrow|'''[[Highscore]]'''|26 Killed, 41 Injured}}
! RANK
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
!
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Bomberman, Singleplayer}}
! NAME
{{Ibrow|'''[[An hero]]?'''|No, lynched}}
! PENETRATIONS/FAPS
{{Ibend}}
! METHOD
On December 13, [[Before the internets|1789]], 26 people would be killed and 41 others injured after an epic mass attack ever seen by the stinky snail-sucking, baguette eating people of the then '''Kingdom of France''' that only would be surpassed by the [[Paris Attacks|13N attacks]] by death toll.
|- style{{=}}"background:#43ff00"
== The attack ==
| _row_count
Our main player, 39-year-old '''Louis Michel Rieul Billon''', also known as '''Louis Michel Rieul-Billon''' (nicknamed '''Watchmaker Billon'''), famous locally in the city of [[Senile|Senils]] for being a watchmaker and extremely charming, but this fame didn't last much, after a money affair that went wrong, everyone turned on him, causing him to feel injustice after the arquebusier commander kicked him out of the company, and so, he fought of an idea, louis [[Stephen Paddock|started stockpiling a shit-ton of weapons]] for his revenge plan.
| [[Image:MiniflagCuba.png|23px|link{{=}}Cuba]]
| [[Fidel Castro]]
| [[Holy shit|35,000]]
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNewZealand.png|23px|link{{=}}New Zealand]]
| Gwyneth Montenegro
| 10,000
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Lana Rhoades]]
| 5,326
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mia Khalifa|Mia Khalifa]]
| 3,800
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ron Jeremy]]
| 2,000+
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Marc Wallice|Marc Goldberg]]{{jew}}
| 1,700
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagItaly.png|23px|link{{=}}Italy]]
| [[Wikipedia:Rocco Siffredi|Rocco Tano]]
| 1,300
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Johnny Sins|Steven Wolfe]]
| 1,000
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#65ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagPoland.png|23px|link{{=}}Poland]]
| Lisa Sparks
| 919
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSingapore.png|23px|link{{=}}Singapore]]
| [[Wikipedia:Grace Quek|Grace Quek]]
| 600+
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|23px|link{{=}}Japan]]
| [[Wikipedia:An Nanba|An Nanba]]
| 250+
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#b1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagArgentina.png|23px|link{{=}}Argentina]]
| Hugo Lopez
| 83+
| Masturbation
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Billy Herrington|Billy Herrington]]
| 29
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:Sibylle Rauch|Erika Rauch]]
| 20+
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHungary.png|23px|link{{=}}Hungary]]
| [[Wikipedia:Anette Dawn|Anette Dawn]]
| 17
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSaudiArabia.png|23px|link{{=}}Saudi Arabia]]
| [[Muhammed]]
| ~13
| Sex
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMexico.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Mexico]]
| [[Doomentio|Arturo Coronado]]{{jew}}
| 10+
| Masturbation
|- style{{=}}"background:#d1ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Question-mark-icon1.png|20px|link{{=}}????]]
| [[You]]
| [[Epic Fail|0]]
| Sex
|}}}
</center>


On the eventual day, a parade of arquebusiers were passing by, when, louis, from his house, in a room where he stored all of his guns that he was going to use in the up-and-coming attack, opened fire on the parade, killing the commander, the main fucker who voted to kick him off the watchmaking company he was working in, obviously, he was spotted immediately after firing at a large ass crowd, and hid in his home and continued shooting some more people before barricading inside of his home, he continued shooting but then the guards rushed inside when louis left the door semi-opened, the guards, trying to end this madness, did not expect a massive and explosive surprise, a crate completely full of powder in the house, you thought this revenge plan was going to be your typical mass shooting that ends with suicide? oh no, our louis boy was packing, of course, that powder wasn't for decoration, he ended the show by [[Damn|blowing his house up like a Micheal Bay movie]], which caused 66  other random houses to also feel the impact of the blast.
=== Spermination ===
These guise managed to lack up a large amount of offsprings through sperm donation.
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! NAME
! DONATIONS
! ACTIVE
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bertold Paul Wiesner|Bertold Paul Wiesner]]
| 900+
| 1942-1967
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| Simon Watson
| 800+
| 2016-2019
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|23px|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| [[Wikipedia:Jonathan Jacob Meijer|Jonathan Jacob Meijer]]
| 500+
| 2007-2017
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| Unknown
| 150
| ?-2011
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Pavel Durov|Pavel Durov]]
| 100+
| 2010-2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Wikipedia:Donald Cline|Donald Cline]]
| 98
| 1974-1987
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|23px|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| Jan Karbaat
| 82
| 1973-1998
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| Ben Seisler
| 74
| 2012-2015
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagNetherlands.png|23px|link{{=}}Netherlands]]
| "Louis"
| 70
| 1982-2002
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:Gennadij Raivich|Gennadij Raivich]]
| 58
| ?-2013
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| Peter Ellenstein
| 37+
| ?
|}}}
</center>


Shortly after this master move, [[V&|he was arrested]] but was brutally beated to death by the Compagnie des Chasseurs before he could be imprisoned and be eternally raped by the french version of bubba.
== Splinter Cell ==
== Aftermath ==
Having an obsession on one person is not enough for these people.
Considering this attack happened during the french revolution, [[TND|that pwanged 16,600]] [[NPCs|people]], it didn't get any attention, and was pretty much forgotten easily like every mass shooting that happens in the JEWSA.
<center>
{{Template:Row numbers|
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
! RANK
!
! NAME
! HARRASED
! ACTIVE
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagVenezuela.png|23px|link{{=}}Venezuela]]
| Rebeca Garcia
| 560+
| 2016-2024
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:Matthew Hardy (stalker)|Matthew Hardy]]
| 63+
| 2009-2020
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
| [[Wikipedia:Alex Belfield|Alex Belfield]]
| 12
| 2012-2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|23px|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| [[Wikipedia:Bart De Pauw|Bart De Pauw]]
| 6
| 2017-2021
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]
| [[Ricardo Lopez]]
| 1
| 1996
|}}}
</center>


Even at that, after a ''shit-ton of years'' later, [[Epic Win|Louis is still the deadliest mass shooter in french history]].
== Pride of Nations ==
== Loadout ==
Lulzy empires had the lulziest colonies in the shittest places.
<div align=center>
<center>
{|class="wikitable" width="40%"
{{Template:Row numbers|
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
|-<!-- DONGS NIGGA-->
! RANK
!Item
!
!Accessories/Bonus
! COUNTRY
|-
! COLONIES
|
! LIFESPAN
*'''Primary''': Tulle musket
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsBoltActionSniper.png|100px]]</center>
| _row_count
|
| [[Image:MiniflagUK.png|23px|link{{=}}United Kingdom]]
*A simple musket, one of many, used by the french and americunt army.
| [[Wikipedia:British Empire|British Empire]]
|-
| 120
|
| 1497-1997
*'''Secondary''': Arquebus
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsM79.png|100px]]</center>
| _row_count
|
| [[Image:MiniflagFrance.png|23px|link{{=}}France]]
*The OG shotgun that mr.billon had on his hands.
| [[Wikipedia:French colonial empire|French Colonial Empire]]
|-
| 80
|
| 1534-1980
*'''Secondary''': Carabine
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
<center>[[File:GTA4IconsM14.png|100px]]</center>
| _row_count
|
| [[Image:MiniflagPortugal.png|23px|link{{=}}Portugal]]
*Another one of many weapons in Louis' inventory.
| [[Wikipedia:Portuguese Empire|Portuguese Empire]]
|-
| 50
|
| 1415-1999
*'''Secondary''': Powder
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
<center>[[File:Bomb-icon.jpg|90px]]</center>
| _row_count
|
| [[Image:MiniflagRomanEmpire.png|23px|link{{=}}Roman Empire]]
*Teh thing he used to make his house go b00m.
| [[Roman Empire]]
|-
| 41
|}
| 27-395
</div>
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:Miniflagspain.png|23px|link{{=}}Spain]]
| [[Wikipedia:Spanish Empire|Spanish Empire]]
| 35
| 1492-1976
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagTurkey.png|23px|link{{=}}Turkey]]
| [[Ottoman Empire]]
| 25
| 1299-1922
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagRussia.png|23px|link{{=}}Russia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Russian Empire|Russian Empire]]
| 17
| 1721-1917
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagSovietRussia.jpg|23px|link{{=}}Soviet Union]]
| [[Soviet Union]]
| 15
| 1922-1991
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagMongolia.png|23px|link{{=}}Mongolia]]
| [[Wikipedia:Mongol Empire|Mongol Empire]]
| 13
| 1206-1368
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagGermany.png|23px|link{{=}}Germany]]
| [[Wikipedia:German colonial empire|German Colonial Empire]]
| 12
| 1884-1920
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagHolyRomanEmpire.png|23px|link{{=}}Holy Roman Empire]]
| [[Wikipedia:HRE|Holy Roman Empire]]
| 10
| 800-1806
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagYugoslavia.png|23px|link{{=}}Yugoslavia]]
| [[Yugoslavia]]
| 6
| 1946-1991
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagBelgium.png|23px|link{{=}}Belgium]]
| [[Wikipedia:Belgian colonial empire|Belgian Colonial Empire]]
| 4
| 1908-1960
|}}}
</center>


== Graded score ==
== Watch Dogs ==  
{{GradedScore|26||12|Could've got a much higher score.|24|Pretty original for the time.|3|Was sadly overshadowed by the French Revolution.|20||85|A+|[[I told u i was hardcore|Je t'ai dit que j'étais hardcore]]}}
These computer nerds have set their sights in hacking the most amount of people.
{{wanted|5}}
<center>
== See also ==
{{Template:Row numbers|
*'''[[France]]''' - Where shit went down
{| class{{=}}"wikitable sortable"
*'''[[Eric Borel]]''' - 2nd Deadliest french mass shooter
! RANK
== External links ==
!
*[[File:WIKIPEDIA BOUNCING BALL ONLY.gif|20px]] [[The|Le]] [[Wikipedia|Wikipédia]]:
! VIRUS
**[https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attentat_de_Senlis '''Senils Attack''']  
! HAXXED
**[https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Michel_Rieul_Billon '''The man himself''']
|- style{{=}}"background:#22ff00"
*[http://picarchives80.blogspot.com/2018/11/la-vengeance-dun-horloger-senlisien.html '''Blog about it''']
| _row_count
| [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png|23px|link{{=}}America]]<br>
[[Image:MiniflagIsrael.png|23px|link{{=}}Israel]]
| [[Stuxnet]]
| 200,000
|}}}
</center>
[[Stolen|Inspired]] by [[User:Eldiperro|Eldiperro]]'s [[User:Eldiperro/Sandbox#High_Score/Action!|Action!]].

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This is a sandbox just to make random highscores

Erotic

Leisure Suit Larry

The Top of the Top of Sex appeal (sometimes), from chronical addicted gooners to professional fuckers, quite literally.

RANK NAME PENETRATIONS/FAPS METHOD
1 Fidel Castro 35,000 Sex
2 Gwyneth Montenegro 10,000 Sex
3 Lana Rhoades 5,326 Sex
4 Mia Khalifa 3,800 Sex
5 Ron Jeremy 2,000+ Sex
6 Marc Goldberg✡ 1,700 Sex
7 Rocco Tano 1,300 Sex
8 Steven Wolfe 1,000 Sex
9 Lisa Sparks 919 Sex
10 Grace Quek 600+ Sex
11 An Nanba 250+ Sex
12 Hugo Lopez 83+ Masturbation
13 Billy Herrington 29 Sex
14 Erika Rauch 20+ Sex
15 Anette Dawn 17 Sex
16 Muhammed ~13 Sex
17 Arturo Coronado✡ 10+ Masturbation
18 You 0 Sex

Spermination

These guise managed to lack up a large amount of offsprings through sperm donation.

RANK NAME DONATIONS ACTIVE
1 Bertold Paul Wiesner 900+ 1942-1967
2 Simon Watson 800+ 2016-2019
3 Jonathan Jacob Meijer 500+ 2007-2017
4 Unknown 150 ?-2011
5 Pavel Durov 100+ 2010-2024
6 Donald Cline 98 1974-1987
7 Jan Karbaat 82 1973-1998
8 Ben Seisler 74 2012-2015
9 "Louis" 70 1982-2002
10 Gennadij Raivich 58 ?-2013
11 Peter Ellenstein 37+ ?

Splinter Cell

Having an obsession on one person is not enough for these people.

RANK NAME HARRASED ACTIVE
1 Rebeca Garcia 560+ 2016-2024
2 Matthew Hardy 63+ 2009-2020
3 Alex Belfield 12 2012-2021
4 Bart De Pauw 6 2017-2021
5 Ricardo Lopez 1 1996

Pride of Nations

Lulzy empires had the lulziest colonies in the shittest places.

RANK COUNTRY COLONIES LIFESPAN
1 British Empire 120 1497-1997
2 French Colonial Empire 80 1534-1980
3 Portuguese Empire 50 1415-1999
4 Roman Empire 41 27-395
5 Spanish Empire 35 1492-1976
6 Ottoman Empire 25 1299-1922
7 Russian Empire 17 1721-1917
8 Soviet Union 15 1922-1991
9 Mongol Empire 13 1206-1368
10 German Colonial Empire 12 1884-1920
11 Holy Roman Empire 10 800-1806
12 Yugoslavia 6 1946-1991
13 Belgian Colonial Empire 4 1908-1960

Watch Dogs

These computer nerds have set their sights in hacking the most amount of people.

RANK VIRUS HAXXED
1

Stuxnet 200,000

Inspired by Eldiperro's Action!.

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