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:''TITS redirects here; were you looking for [[Trolling Induced Transgender Syndrome]]?''
[[Image:Titties.jpeg|right|250px|This is good.]]
[[Image:Titties.jpeg|right|250px|This is good.]]
[[Image:Boobsthatarebooblessss.jpg|right|250px|Without nipples boobs are pointless.]]
[[Image:Boobsthatarebooblessss.jpg|right|250px|Without nipples boobs are pointless.]]
[[Image:Nemnemboobs.jpg|right|250px|wtf]]
[[Image:Nemnemboobs.jpg|right|250px|wtf]]
'''Tits''' (Also known as titties, boobs, and other terms too stupid to name) are the slang for '''breast''', one of two gelatinous formations on a female chest. They are the least hidden part of female human anatomy as well as the most jealously guarded. Since the dawn of man, tits have commonly been used as a form of [[Prostitution|currency]] and have recently been used to gain seats of high power and influential offices (see: ''[[Sarah Palin]]'').
'''Tits''' (Also known as titties, boobs, and other terms too stupid to name) are the slang for '''breast''', one of two gelatinous formations on a female chest, natures natural stress balls. They are the least hidden part of female human anatomy as well as the most jealously guarded. Since the dawn of man, tits have commonly been used as a form of [[Prostitution|currency]] and have recently been used to gain seats of high power and influential offices (see: ''[[Sarah Palin]]'').


If a woman's tits suck, she may experience certain side effects such as:
If a woman's tits suck, she may experience certain side effects such as:
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*'''[[Delicious flat chest|Invisible]]''': ''Invisitits'' are the boobs that unattractive skinny chicks have. These are the kind that gets [[pedophiles]] and [[weeaboos]] wet.
*'''[[Delicious flat chest|Invisible]]''': ''Invisitits'' are the boobs that unattractive skinny chicks have. These are the kind that gets [[pedophiles]] and [[weeaboos]] wet.
*'''[[Breast implants]]''': The kind that [[13-year-old boys]] want to touch
*'''[[Breast implants]]''': The kind that [[13-year-old boys]] want to touch
*'''[[Man boobs]]''': Man boobs are boobs belonging to a man that is overweight. Unfortunately, wherever real boobs can be found on display in a public area man boobs are always in [[Stalker|close proximity]].
*'''[[Man boobs]]''': Man boobs are boobs belonging to a man that is overweight. Unfortunately, wherever real boobs can be found on display in a public area man boobs are always in [[Stalker|close proximity]]. Man boobs may also refer to the chemically-induced, flabby pectoral muscles of [[autogynophiles]].


==Videos==
==Videos==
Seriously? Fourteen million porn sites at your disposal and you want to look at porn ''here''? Huh, whatever.
Seriously? [[OVER 9000|Fourteen million]] [[pr0nz|porn]] [[interwebz|sites]] at your disposal and [[you]] want to look at porn ''here''? Huh, whatever.
<center>{{fv|Tits videos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;  
<center>{{fv|Tits videos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;  
|<br /><youtube>cNtlMjRqfQs</youtube>
|<center>'''Scientific testing concludes that irl boobs do, in fact, have jiggle physics.'''</center>
|<br /><youtube>criaG5hRJbo</youtube>
<youtube>pEZs5HHaopg</youtube>
|<br /><youtube>aqGrgaQsIIE</youtube>
|<center>'''Tits aren't epic SAID NO ONE EVER'''</center>
|<br /><youtube>XiH7pkCObdA</youtube>
<youtube>cNtlMjRqfQs</youtube>
|<center>'''How to be a famous woman'''</center>
|<center>'''A song about boobs'''</center>
<youtube>QvjYTgkPdQA</youtube>
<youtube>aqGrgaQsIIE</youtube>
|<center>'''''"Small Talk"'''''</center>
<youtube>XiH7pkCObdA</youtube>
}}</center>
}}</center>
{{clear}}
{{clear}}


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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Image:Boob swords.gif
Image:Boob swords.gif|This is a gif that pertains to the spirit of this page!
Image:Milking machine.gif|And that woman grew up to be Jessica Alba!
Image:Milking machine.gif|And that woman grew up to be Jessica Alba!
Image:Jackhammer cowtits.gif
Image:Jackhammer cowtits.gif|How tits are [[Typical|typically]] represented on tv.
Image:Tit painting.gif|Oh I get it, das bluerednipplepaint is Russian for paper, very good.
Image:Tit painting.gif|Oh I get it, das bluerednipplepaint is Russian for paper, very good.
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Image:Omgtits.gif|She's got a really pretty smile.
Image:MilkyBeauty.jpg
Image:MilkyBeauty.jpg|Stupid bitch.
File:Grindy noisecore tape re-realise on cd's album cover.jpg|[[music|Noisecore]] bands always manage to bring the tone down.
File:Grindy noisecore tape re-realise on cd's album cover.jpg|[[music|Noisecore]] bands always manage to bring the tone down.
Image:Bouncyboobs.gif|Oh lawdy
Image:Bouncyboobs.gif|Oh lawdy
Image:ExtremeHentaiMilking.gif  
Image:ExtremeHentaiMilking.gif| Multiple stream milky nipple piss!
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File:Stupid tits 3664.jpg|As sooon as the representative from American Apparel saw the first photograph, she regretted the model she'd chosen.
Image:DEM BOOBS.png
Image:DEM BOOBS.png
Image:Tits.gif| Gettin' 'em ready for old men to milk!
Image:Tits.gif| Gettin' 'em ready for old men to milk!
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Image:Brandytaylor.gif|ZOMG TITTIEZ!!!
Image:Brandytaylor.gif|ZOMG TITTIEZ!!!
Image:Boobs.gif|Reverse, Reverse!
Image:Boobs.gif|Reverse, Reverse!
File:ChristmasBoob.jpg|Christmas Boobs~
Image:Tittiesracket.gif|Rack-etball.
Image:Tittiesracket.gif|Rack-etball.
Image:Yellowtitties.gif|Brazilian girl resulting in undulating titties.  
Image:Yellowtitties.gif|Brazilian girl resulting in undulating titties.  
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Image:Titphonesex.gif|[[sperm|She loves it]]
Image:Titphonesex.gif|[[sperm|She loves it]]
Image:Erika_Eleniak_topless.gif
Image:Erika_Eleniak_topless.gif|[[irony|Oh awesome, the 90's.]]
Image:Angelina Jolie topless.gif|[[Angelina Jolie]]
Image:Angelina Jolie topless.gif|[[Angelina Jolie]]
Image:Titcummilf.jpg|[[shotacon|You know she likes em young]]
Image:Titcummilf.jpg|[[shotacon|You know she likes em young]]
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Image:Tits Ahoy.jpg|Double your tits or ''double'' your money back.<small> - A. Bester</small>
Image:Tits Ahoy.jpg|Double your tits or ''double'' your money back.<small> - A. Bester</small>
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Image:Nice tits.jpeg|Fap away boys
Image:Nice tits.jpeg|Her nose and eyes are too small, spoiling that fine body.
Image:Breasts_-_Mickey_Boobs.jpg|Classy Family Fun For Everyone!
Image:Breasts_-_Mickey_Boobs.jpg|Classy Family Fun For Everyone!
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Image:Breasts_-_Hairy.jpg
Image:Sprinkle tits.jpg|Sprinkles... that is all
Image:Sprinkle tits.jpg|Sprinkles... that is all
Image:Webcamwhore on bed.gif
Image:Webcamwhore on bed.gif|Caroline Mosley
Image:Repwishes.GIF
Image:Repwishes.GIF|Caroline Mosley
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File:Titsqueezing.gif|Caroline Mosley
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File:Open shirt.gif|And all for $10.99 per 15 minutes!
File:Jiggly jiggly.gif|Jiggly jiggly.
File:Jiggly jiggly.gif|Enjoy your mid 20s.
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File:Scrubs boobs.gif
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File:FlapJacks.jpg
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File:I Heart Hooters.jpg
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File:Wikingwhore.JPG
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File:GiantBlackTits.jpg
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File:Claudia thorn pink thing.JPG|[[User:BekahQ|Claudia's]] tits
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File:Biting Breast.jpg|How to test for authenticity
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==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Avoiding Unwanted Attention]]
*[[Trolling Induced Transgender Syndrome]] (T.I.T.S)
*[[Boobpedia]]
*[[Boobpedia]]
*[[Bra]] the cage for wild boobies.
*[[Breast implants]]
*[[Breast implants]]
*[[Hugh Hefner]]
*[[Lolo Ferrari]]: Ex-owner of the world's biggest (fake) tits
*[[Lolo Ferrari]]: Ex-owner of the world's biggest (fake) tits
*[[Manboobs]]
*[[Manboobs]]
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*[[Titstorm]]
*[[Titstorm]]
*[[TITTY MONSTER]]
*[[TITTY MONSTER]]
*[[Killer Titties]]


==External Links==
==External Links==
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*[http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/500311 ForumWarz: A winrar is you if you go here, upload those boob pictures, and then put them back up here on this page.]
*[http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/500311 ForumWarz: A winrar is you if you go here, upload those boob pictures, and then put them back up here on this page.]
*[http://hugegorgeousboobs.deviantart.com Huge Tits Gallery on deviantART.]
*[http://hugegorgeousboobs.deviantart.com Huge Tits Gallery on deviantART.]
*[http://hugefakebreastlover.tumblr.com/ One of the best boobs site ever]


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[[Category:Epithets]][[Category:People]][[Category:Sex]][[Category:Fandom Stuff]][[Category:IRL Shit]]
[[Category:Epithets]]
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]
[[Category:IRL Shit]]

Latest revision as of 18:32, 9 December 2024

What? This article does not need any more tit gifs/pics, not at all.
You can help by not adding anything, especially not tit gifs/pics.
TITS redirects here; were you looking for Trolling Induced Transgender Syndrome?
This is good.
This is good.
Without nipples boobs are pointless.
Without nipples boobs are pointless.
wtf
wtf

Tits (Also known as titties, boobs, and other terms too stupid to name) are the slang for breast, one of two gelatinous formations on a female chest, natures natural stress balls. They are the least hidden part of female human anatomy as well as the most jealously guarded. Since the dawn of man, tits have commonly been used as a form of currency and have recently been used to gain seats of high power and influential offices (see: Sarah Palin).

If a woman's tits suck, she may experience certain side effects such as:

  • Being forced to actually put any amount greater than zero into daily endeavors
  • Developing a sense of humor or something other than a completely irrelevant and useless personality
  • A massive chasm where inexhaustible self entitlement and free fabulous cash and prizes would otherwise be

So remember ladies, if God gave you crappy boobs, that's because he hates you and wants you to suffer, and rightfully so.

Types

Big floppy chocolate tits.
Big floppy chocolate tits.

Tit quality has been scientifically proven to determine 99.9% of a woman's usefulness to society. The better the tits, the less brainpower nature will deem it necessary to allot her. Women with great tits are stupid enough to keep their annoying dreams and desires from hindering the Greater Good of Mankind. Here's a few types of tits and their results:

  • Sloppy: Sloppy tits are the kind of boobs that are so fat and unattractive that before the third chick walks into the porno, you find yourself projectile vomiting on your computer screen. They get their name from the mesmerizing sway and jiggle that often comes with the classic case of sloppy tittitus.
  • Invisible: Invisitits are the boobs that unattractive skinny chicks have. These are the kind that gets pedophiles and weeaboos wet.
  • Breast implants: The kind that 13-year-old boys want to touch
  • Man boobs: Man boobs are boobs belonging to a man that is overweight. Unfortunately, wherever real boobs can be found on display in a public area man boobs are always in close proximity. Man boobs may also refer to the chemically-induced, flabby pectoral muscles of autogynophiles.

Videos

Seriously? Fourteen million porn sites at your disposal and you want to look at porn here? Huh, whatever.

Scientific testing concludes that irl boobs do, in fact, have jiggle physics.

Tits aren't epic SAID NO ONE EVER

A song about boobs

"Small Talk"

Gallery

Silicone and Fat About missing Pics
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Cats 'n Racks About missing Pics
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See Also

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