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{{天|This lol-cow is so big, one page is not enough!<br>Check out some sweet chat logs [[DivineAngel/Logs|here]]!|Divineangel lolcow.jpg|140px|#eeeeee}}
[[Image:Me_in_Costume_by_DivineAngel.jpg|thumb|DivineAngel: Queen of the Internet/Celesta]]
[[Image:selfportrait.jpg|thumb|[[unrealistic expectations|Her self portrait, taken from her Myspace.]]]]




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[[Image:selfportrait.jpg|thumb|Divine Angel's self-portrait.]]
[[Image:Me_in_Costume_by_DivineAngel.jpg|thumb|DivineAngel [[IRL]]. [[Man the harpoons]]!]]


'''DivineAngel''' is a whiny [[lol-cow]] and [[Snapesnogger]] wannabe with the grammatical skills of a [[George Bush|monkey]]. She becomes profoundly [[butthurt]] when contradicted, and will throw a tantrum whenever she feels that her rights on DeviantART have been violated.  Like many [[Tartlet|Tartlets]], Divine loves posting [[shit nobody cares about|lulz filled journals]], [[BAW|hiding comments]] and deleting said journals when the trolls come to play.  Putting an interesting spin on things, Divine is also apparently some sort of [[Goth|witch]] threatening to Hex all those who made this ED page.


[[Image:Divineangelsgod.jpg|centre]]




{{quote| Oh god the spam is still here!!!! WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN SEE IT????
'''DivineAngel''', also known by her alias, '''LadyHisoka''', is a whiny [[lol-cow]] and [[Snapesnogger]] wannabe with the grammatical skills of a [[George Bush|monkey]]. Because DivineAngel is afflicted with a severe case of [[Stupidity]], she is a very easy target to [[troll|make fun of]]. She believes that she does not have to follow the rules because she has borderline dyslexia, and she becomes profoundly [[butthurt]] whenever she feels that this right is being violated by [[The Man]]. Like most [[Tartlets]], Divine loves to post lulzy, incomprehensible journal entries, hide any comment that does not agree with her point of view, and delete her aforementioned journals once the trolls come out to play. However, not content with being just your average drama-prone tartlet, DivineAngel puts an interesting spin on an old tale: she's apparently a witch.
|DivineAngel, on [[schizophrenia|seeing shit others can't]]}}


==DivineAngel and Witchcraft==
[[Image:divineangeldawhoop.jpg|thumb|DivineAngel casts a hex on an unsuspecting troll.]]


==Drama==
DivineAngel identifies herself as a [[Pagan]]. A pagan is defined as "a person who is not a [[faggot|Christian]], Jew, or Arab." So she could really be ''anything'', but we're going to assume that like most dumbasses on the [[internet]], she thinks it means [[Wiccan]].  
[[Image:Fiveadam.jpg|thumb|We don't five a dam either, babe.]]
[[Image:Five_in_the_Right_Pocket_by_DivineAngel.jpg|thumb|A print worthy piece of art? Oh snap for all you print artists...her shit ACES yours!]]
The drama was started when another user on [[DeviantART]], MarieChan, told DivineAngel that she would not be able to earn $200 a month by selling her [[shitty]] prints. Hearing this, DivineAngel threw a giant [[E-Tantrum]], posting in the forums as well as making another whiny journal. People soon discovered the plentiful [[lulz]] she provided and flocked to her page.
 
She also claims to be borderline [[dyslexic]] which she uses to try and explain why her spelling is [[shit]], and why "she can't read the rules." She ignores the fact that plenty of Dyslexic people can do both of those things just fine, and continues to try and use her disability as an excuse for being a [[dumbass]].
 
 
{{quote|I can't keep up with the rules because I'm borderline dyslexic, I can barely read as it is! |DivineAngel}}
 
{{quote| Borderline dyslexic means you're almost dyslexic, meaning that it doesn't affect you as much as those who have full blown dyslexia. And I know people with dyslexia who can read perfectly fine, so that's a pretty stupid excuse.|FlyinPingu}}
 
{{quote| since when did the definition from 10 years ago change? |DivineAngel's response}}
 
DivineAngel, like her [[hero]], [[Snapesnogger]], doesn't know how to take constructive criticism, and if you offer her any she'll accuse you of insulting her, [[spamming]], [[flaming]], [[trolling]] and cyber [[terrorism]]. She will then hide the offending comment and block you from her page, because she is a spineless [[coward]].
 
 
She also enjoys writing long, [[pretentious]] descriptions of her artwork in hopes that people will not notice that it is [[crap]].
 
 
Here are some examples:
 
 
<center><gallery>
Image:Anodetodefiance_by_DivineAngel.gif|DivineAngel defies modern tradition!
Image:Fiveintheright_by_DivineAngel.gif|You just keep telling yourself that. (Defying "tridition" this time.)
Image:Mirrorgeisha_by_DivineAngel.gif|Check out the "grace" and "feminine" appeal!
</gallery></center>
 
 
 
DivineAngel is also intensely paranoid, and seems to believe that the DA staff is ''[[Facepalm|out to get her]]''! She appears to think that they are just ''picking'' on her (never mind that she violated policy by posting [[Kingdom Hearts]] kiddie [[pr0n]] or anything). What DivineAngel needs to realize is that she is, in fact, [[shit nobody cares about|not that important]]. [[Image:Conspiracy_by_DivineAngel.gif|thumb|Get out the tinfoil hats, guys!]]
 
 
On more than one occasion, DivineAngel has been shown to have [[internet tough guy]] tendencies, threatening to curse people, hex them, kick their ass, or use her [[Bullshit|majik]] powers on them.
 
==Pagantastic!==
 
[[Image:divineangeldawhoop.jpg|thumb|DivineAngel casts a hex.]]
[[Image:Divineangelsgod.jpg|centre]]
 
DivineAngel is also a [[Pagan]]. Popular definition of pagan is "a person who is not a [[faggot|Christian]], Jew, or Arab." So she could really be ''anything''. But we're going to assume that like most dumbasses on the [[internet]], she thinks it means [[Wiccan]].  


[[Wicca]] is a [[hippie]] religion often taken up by [[16 year old girls]] in order to appear [[unwarranted self-importance|speshul]] and different from other [[Jailbait|16 year old girls]]. A popular saying that sums up Wiccan ethics is "an it harm none, do what ye will" which means as long as you don't hurt anyone, you can do [[sex|whatever]] [[pr0n|shit]] [[drugs|you]] [[alcohol|want]] [[your mom|to]].  
[[Wicca]] is a [[hippie]] religion often taken up by [[16 year old girls]] in order to appear [[unwarranted self-importance|speshul]] and different from other [[Jailbait|16 year old girls]]. A popular saying that sums up Wiccan ethics is "an it harm none, do what ye will" which means as long as you don't hurt anyone, you can do [[sex|whatever]] [[pr0n|shit]] [[drugs|you]] [[alcohol|want]] [[your mom|to]].  


As usual DivineAngel is far too [[stupid|important]] to follow any silly rules, so she ignores this saying completely and often threatens to hex people. Too bad for her that Wiccans also believe in "the threefold law", which states that if you do something bad to someone, something bad will happen back to you, but three times worse. OH SNAP!
Of course, DivineAngel is far too [[stupid|important]] to follow any silly rules, so she ignores this saying completely and often threatens to hex people. Too bad for her that Wiccans also believe in "the threefold law", which states that if you do something bad to someone, something bad will happen back to you, but three times worse. OH SNAP!
 
[[Image:DivineNorris.gif|thumb|Don't fuck with the Celestial Alliance!]]
[[Image:Policyviolation1.png|thumb|The Curse of Hades being on your head.]]
[[Image:Majickpowersdivineangel.jpg|thumb|Bitches don't know bout her majick powers.]]


History has shown that the only way to deal with witches is to burn them. [[Kill it with fire|While setting fire to her body may in fact be a fun project]], ED recommends the burning take the form of pointing out her stupidity in the most [[lulz|lulzworthy]] ways possible.  
History has shown that the only way to deal with witches is to burn them. [[Kill it with fire|While setting fire to her body may in fact be a fun project]], ED recommends the burning take the form of pointing out her stupidity in the most [[lulz|lulzworthy]] ways possible.  
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[[shit nobody cares about|What "powers" does she possess? What is this about the "supernatural"? And what exactly is the ''"Celestial Alliance"''?]] All this and more, in next week's episode!
[[shit nobody cares about|What "powers" does she possess? What is this about the "supernatural"? And what exactly is the ''"Celestial Alliance"''?]] All this and more, in next week's episode!


==It's a TRAP!==


[[Image:DivineAngel Drama-5.jpg|right|thumb|IT'S A TRAP!]]
==The Story of DivineLolcow==
[[Image:Fiveadam.jpg|thumb|DivineAngel assures us that she [[fail|does not five a dam]].]]


After much trolling, Divine lifted her head high and scoffed in the face of ED and [[troll|all those that opposed her]]. It was all a trap! Turns out it was all a [[stupid|clever]] ploy to get various Trolls and Unsavory Types brought to the attention of the DeviantART Staff!  Too bad DA Admins don't actually give a fuck about what goes on with their website.
[[Image:IMA CHARGIN MY MOONBEAM!.png|thumb|Even [http://moonbeam13.deviantart.com/journal/13885005/ $Moonbeam13] thinks DivineAngel is retarded!]]
[[Image:IMA CHARGIN MY MOONBEAM!.png|left|thumb|Even [http://moonbeam13.deviantart.com/journal/13885005/ $Moonbeam13] thinks DivineAngel is retarded!]]


{{quote| we have been trying this for a long time since before you knew us this all was a TRAP |DivineAngel|}}
{{quote| Oh god the spam is still here!!!! WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN SEE IT????
|DivineAngel, on [[schizophrenia|seeing shit others can't]]}}


{{quote| Congrats you LULZ scum you fell right into the trap! |DivineAngel|}}
DivineAngel's rampage of lulz began long ago, when fellow [[DeviantART]] user MarieChan told DivineAngel [[truth|that she would not be able to earn $200 a month by selling her shitty prints.]] In response, DivineAngel promptly flipped a shit, completely trashing the forums and posting whiny journals in response to this painful truth. [[Trolls|People]] soon after discovered the bountiful [[lulz]] she provided and flocked to her page.


{{quote| I haev to thank the LULZ for falling so willingly into this little Trap! NOW all that is left if for the Deviant Staff to sort out the ones they don't want here and the ones that are just curious and brave. |DivineAngel|}}
Without delay, DivineAngel was [[Rape|assaulted from all sides]] as people relentlessly poked fun at the heffer. DivineAngel would often fight back with [[Lol|vicious and biting]] words like in [[:File:Fiveadam.jpg|this post]], where she complains that someone was stealing her [[original character]] and thus was performing "copyright enfrigemnet."


{{quote|and well said my dear but I must reveal that it was indeed a set up! we lined em up like little ducks for the staff here. Anti Idiot has been trying to kill lulz for 10 years now, or at least reveal their true colors. |DivineAngel|}}
=== It was a trap, you guys! ===


{{quote| I have to thank all you ducks for lining up like good little mallards!|DivineAngel}}
After her ED article went up, DivineAngel quickly scoffed at [[trolls|all those that opposed her.]] For you see, all the raging was, in fact, [[It's a trap!|a trap!]] That's right! As it turns out, all this was just an [[bullshit|elaborate ploy]] by DivineAngel to bring all the trolls on the site to the attention of the DeviantART Staff! Unfortunately for DivineAngel, the DA Staff doesn't give a shit about DeviantART and her little "plan" failed. Here are some quotes from straight from the lol-cow herself:
[[Image:EDfro.JPG|thumb|we've been ignoring ED fro too long!!]]


{{quote| NO more off topic posting our mission is a success, we have all the screen shots we will ever need. thanks to Divine Angel's effort, we now know the lulz are a bunch under-age hoodlums that think violating ethnic standers is "cool" any help in bringing the full party of the lulz to justice will be appreciated. |DivineAngel pretending to be someone else - on the full party of the lulz}}
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<center>{{morphquote|divinelolcow|background-color: lightblue; border: 3px dotted red; width: 50%; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
|we have been trying this for a long time since before you knew us this all was a TRAP|Oh no! Not a TRAP!
|Congrats you LULZ scum you fell right into the trap!|Oh the humanity!
|I haev to thank the LULZ for falling so willingly into this little Trap! NOW all that is left if for the Deviant Staff to sort out the ones they don't want here and the ones that are just curious and brave.|Could this be the end of The LULZ!?
|and well said my dear but I must reveal that it was indeed a set up! we lined em up like little ducks for the staff here. Anti Idiot has been trying to kill lulz for 10 years now, or at least reveal their true colors.|Fun fact: DivineAngel likes to play Duck Hunt.
|I have to thank all you ducks for lining up like good little mallards!|Still going on about the fucking ducks...
|NO more off topic posting our mission is a success, we have all the screen shots we will ever need. thanks to Divine Angel's effort, we now know the lulz are a bunch under-age hoodlums that think violating ethnic standers is "cool" any help in bringing the full party of the lulz to justice will be appreciated.|DivineAngel, pretending to be someone else. Apparently the under-age hoodlums are violating ethnic standers.
|Oh Anti Idiot set up a trap for lulz but it appears the DA staff isn't interested in removing them from the sight.|MISSION FAILED
||
||
}}</center><br>


{{quote| Oh Anti Idiot set up a trap for lulz but it appears the DA staff isn't interested in removing them from the sight.|DivineAngel - saying why we never felt the repercussions of this trap.}}
And so, it had seemed that DivineAngel was very close to eradicating the vicious band of unethnical hoodlums known as the LULZ. A close call, for sure.


Well, we'd better give up now, guys! But congratulations to DivineAngel on learning a NEW WORD! I'm sure "lulz" (she uses it as an adjective AND a pronoun to replace [[Anon]]... lulz) will be a very useful addition to your vocabulary... once you actually learn how to use it properly!
=== That's ENOUGH ===


==That's ENOUGH ==
[[Image:Divinangels drama pic.jpg|thumb|The image in question]]
[[Image:Divineangel_peckingfest.jpg|thumb|Miraculously, while Divine actually ''did'' spell "foul" the correct way, it's still a funny pun.]]
[[Image:Divineangel_peckingfest.jpg|thumb|Miraculously, while Divine actually ''did'' spell "foul" the correct way, it's still a funny pun.]]


Some time after the whole "It was a trap!" drama, DivineAngel was thrusted back into the spotlight after she posted the following journal entry, bitching because one of her [[Kingdom Hearts]] fanarts was removed for being [[porn|pornographic]]. Although the image itself was softcore, the dumbshit completely broke the [http://help.deviantart.com/565/ DeviantART policy on pornographic images] by drawing a condom in [[Shota|Sora's]] mouth, with condoms being considered a "sex toy" and thus a big no-no on DeviantART. In the journal, she refers to the admins as "idiots" [[irony|even though she would later try to elicit help from them to get rid of Encyclopedia Dramatica and the trolls.]]


On July 11th, DivineAngel posted this journal (which has now been deleted), bitching because one of her [[Kingdom Hearts]] fanarts were removed due to [[CP|child pornography]]. Although softcore, it broke [http://help.deviantart.com/565/ devianTART's submission policy] because, like your typical dumbshit, she drew a condom in his mouth; and devianTART thinks condoms are "sex toys." She refers to the Admins as "idiots" [[irony|even though she later sought help from them to get rid of us]]. DivineAngel thinks she should be an exception to the rules, because she is dyslexic and can't read them.


[[Image:Thatsenough.jpg|DivineAngel has had enough of this faggotry!|centre]]
[[Image:Thatsenough.jpg|DivineAngel has had enough of this faggotry!|centre]]




When DivineAngel had her fifteen minutes of fame during the [[DivineAngel#Journal RAPE|epic journal rape of July 24th]], the admins of devianTART came to ED to see why she was so [[butthurt|popular]]. They must've felt like inept morons when they revisited the "condom is a sex toy" argument, and on July 29th, they decided to [http://news.deviantart.com/article/31841/ rewrite the rules as they saw fit], so they wouldn't look like [[Fox News|retards]]. You can read the new rule [http://help.deviantart.com/248/ here], but it basically says '''"STOP DRAWING KINGDOM HEARTS/HARRY POTTER PORN!!1"'''
Although the rule that a condom is considered a sex toy was indeed a rather nonsensical one, it was still a rule at the time, and DivineAngel broke it. And she thinks it's okay to break the rules because she has dyslexia and can't read them.


==The Lawyer==
During [[DivineAngel#The Journal Rape of July 24th|the events of July 24th]], the admins of DeviantART found her ED page and began to see why she was so popular. Realizing just how moronic the rule was, they decided to [http://news.deviantart.com/article/31841/ rewrite the rules as they saw fit] in order to save their asses. [[Gg]], DA staff.


On July 18th, DivineAngel posted this to her journal on deviantART, [[E-lawyer|threatening]] ED with [[Internet lawsuit|lawlsuit]]. Everyone on Encyclopedia Dramatica called her bluff because we all know she doesn't have the brain capacity to open the Yellow Pages and find a real lawyer. Any reply to this journal that predicted the lawsuit would fall flat on its face because it was made of [[fail]], [[AIDS]] and [[Crybaby|tears]].
=== Lolsuit Threats ===


'''The lawyer'''
About one week after the condom incident, DivineAngel updated her journal informing her [[trolls|fans]] and haters that she was planning to file a [[lolsuit]] against Encyclopedia Dramatica for "[[fail|deformation]] of character." Users were quick to call her bluff because they knew that DivineAngel does not have the brain capacity to open the Yellow Pages and call a lawyer.


*'''Journal Entry: Wed Jul 18, 2007, 6:17 PM'''
{{squote|Well this is an amusing story, I was making lunch and I got a call from a Lawyer from out of town. I‘m sure you guys are aware that I have been researching the topic of Encyclopedia Drematica, misquotes and dramatizations.
 
<i>Well this is an amusing story, I was making lunch and I got a call from a Lawyer from out of town. I‘m sure you guys are aware that I have been researching the topic of Encyclopedia Drematica, misquotes and dramatizations.


It turns out when I told Vlad about the d-boards removal he was trying to target members of E.D. in attempts to show them how it felt to their unfortunate victims he is sorry if any one who wasn’t a member wound up in the crossfire.
It turns out when I told Vlad about the d-boards removal he was trying to target members of E.D. in attempts to show them how it felt to their unfortunate victims he is sorry if any one who wasn’t a member wound up in the crossfire.
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Just got off the phone to see my options, and I have a announcement to make From now on I'm running a Smear against E.D. Just because they are overseas DOES NOT exempt them from using standard moral practices!
Just got off the phone to see my options, and I have a announcement to make From now on I'm running a Smear against E.D. Just because they are overseas DOES NOT exempt them from using standard moral practices!


that whatever government decided to protect them might want to think again. Americans have rights and other country's should respect throws rights eve if they don't wish to practice them them selfs.</i>
that whatever government decided to protect them might want to think again. Americans have rights and other country's should respect throws rights eve if they don't wish to practice them them selfs.|"The lawyer," Journal Entry: Wed Jul 18, 2007, 6:17PM}}
 
Later on, DivineAngel edited her "The Lawyer" journal, saying that EDiots have fallen into another one of her [[stupid|ingenious]] traps! Not only is she a magician, she is also a [[failure|world class troll!]] Good one guys, [[amiright]]?
 


'''The lawyer'''
Later, DivineAngel edited the journal to reveal to everyone that the [[EDiots]] had fallen right into her trap! That's right folks, ED has been fooled again! Surely, DivineAngel is [[No|the greatest troll in the world]]!


*'''Journal Entry: Wed Jul 18, 2007, 6:17 PM'''
{{quote|Wow you guys have got to be kidding me? and you called me gullible one.
 
<i>Wow you guys have got to be kidding me? and you called me gullible one.


The call was to inform me that my brothers case was taken care of and they wanted me to relay the message.
The call was to inform me that my brothers case was taken care of and they wanted me to relay the message.


as for the rest of it gee who's laughing now?</i>
as for the rest of it gee who's laughing now?|DivineAngel, who was so misguided that she thought ED actually took her seriously.}}




{{quote| HAHAHAH you think I would use a lawyer for something that is best solved by the hand of the supernatural you fools have given me all I need! |DivineAngel}}
{{quote| HAHAHAH you think I would use a lawyer for something that is best solved by the hand of the supernatural you fools have given me all I need! |DivineLolcow}}


{{cg|Lawyer Screenshots|lawyerGallery|center|<gallery>
<center><gallery>
Image:DramalamaLawyer1.JPG|Oh noes! She's gonna sic her E-lawyer on us!
Image:Dramalamalawyer2.JPG|DivineAngel gets pwned yet again.
Image:Dramalamalawyer3.JPG|Even moar pwnage. Will she ever learn?
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Dramalamalawyer4.JPG|Unsurprisingly, within minutes of posting she's already trying to hide the evidence.
Image:Dramalamalawyer5.JPG|ED, you'd better watch out! You're gonna start a NATIONAL DISPUTE!
Image:Dramalamalawyer6.JPG|DivineAngel protests against ED's use of American people!
Image:Dramalamalawyer7.JPG|Don't mess with America, bitches.
Image:DivineAngelEDempire.png|Apparently even her LAWYER knows about her majick powers!
Image:Making up MORE shit.jpg|ED nearly caused DivineAngel to get 'sewed'.
Image:Supernatural.jpg|This is a case for the hand of the supernatural.
Image:Supernatural.jpg|This is a case for the hand of the supernatural.
Image:Vlad.jpg|The mysterious [[Vampire|Vlad]], her attorney at lawl.
Image:Vlad.jpg|The mysterious [[Vampire|Vlad]], her attorney at lawl.
Image:Anothertarpda.JPG|Oh noes, it was another TRAP! SHE SURE FOOLED US!
Image:Anothertarpda.JPG|Oh noes, it was another TRAP! SHE SURE FOOLED US!
Image:Darevenge.jpg|DivineAngel plots her revenge!
Image:Datroll.jpg|Nevar again!
Image:Datroll.jpg|Nevar again!
Image:Spell_by_DivineAngel.gif|She can use usernames in her spells now? Shit, guys, we're screwed!
</gallery></center>
</gallery>}}


==A Serious Competitor Approaches==
===The Journal Rape of July 24th ===
[[Image:Divineangeljournalrape2.jpg|thumb|IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAANNNNDDD!!1]]
[[Image:Calling.JPG|thumb|Her response to theraid, which was later raided then BALEETED.]]


As hinted at in [[DivineAngel/Logs|her chat logs]] DivineAngel planned on giving the oppressive, [[Nazi]] minors who run DeviantART a run for their money by creating her own [[art]] site that will allow things that are against DeviantART's apparently ill-defined, unclear, strict rules that don't protect artists from violating them. There was [[Sheezyart|some other artfag website that tried this]] and they just ended up becoming DeviantART Jr.
On July 23rd, DivineAngel's page became a [[AotN|Featured Article]] here at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], thereafter solidifying DivineAngel's status as a grade-A lol-cow. In response to this, Divine posted a journal the next day stating that she and her "friend," Tsuki, mooned the EDiots on her forum ([[STFU|which iz ironic cuz "tsuki" is japanese for moon lolz isn't i funneh guise?]]). DivineAngel then celebrated her victory with her imaginary friend by [[I CAME|turning on Tsuki's vibrating function]]. Because DivineAngel [[You have no friends|has no friends]], [[noone]] read her journal entry...that is, until two [[faggots|really awesome people]], who went by the usernames [http://whuzzup.deviantart.com/ Whuzzup] and [http://retardsmasher.deviantart.com/ RetardSmasher] started to spam the hell out of her journal and main page. Their efforts managed to propel Divine's journal to the "most popular" journal spot in DeviantArt, garnering it plenty of more attention. Eventually, the admins took notice of the brutal assrape going on and forced Divine to delete the journal entry. When all was said and done, the deleted journal entry had '''over ten thousand comments''' and the damage to her main page was irreparable.


=== It was my roommate! Honest! ===
[[Image:DivineA-Roommate.jpg|thumb|[[Nice try]], DivineAngel.]]


*'''Journal Entry: Fri Jul 20, 2007, 1:04 PM'''
During the Summer 2007, DivineAngel came up with yet another [[stupid|brilliant]] idea: "If people thought that everything that happened was done by an impostor, then I'll be off the hook for all the shit I've done!" That's right, folks. DivineAngel played the blame game and pointed the finger at her "room-mate" for everything that had happened over the summer of 2007. All the asshattery, the hexing, the curses, the butthurt, all of it was the work of Mystery Roommate X while the REAL DivineAngel was away at "[[Bullshit|cleansing]]."


<i>Ya, that’s right. I can’t tolerate this anymore there isn’t enough red tape for the removal of a deviation, too little clarity on what’s what in the rules and posting policy and a bunch of other thing I’m sure this page could prosper without. One being the indiscreet individuals that troll around hunting for prey or “lulz’s” as thy call it, but that’s another matter.


So I think it’s High time Deviant Art got a little “Serious Competition” they say it does a business good. I’m sick of all the horrifyingly putrid stuff they allow, stuff that could be avoided if they simply thought about it a little more. I’m aware they have to abide by strict rules being a US based business and all but that shouldn’t exempt them from protecting the artist or their forums of self expression no matter what they are. I use to think so highly of this site, now I’m not sure what to think.</i>
[[Image:Room-mate, yeah right, fucking liar.png|center]]




The best part about this whole thing is the fact that DivineAngel tries to convince everyone that this is her and not Mystery Roommate X by having ''perfect spelling and halfway-decent grammar''. Of course, it was pretty obvious that Mystery Roommate X and DivineAngel are one in the same, as when she began to respond to the comments in her journal she gradually started sounding more like this mystery roommate. DivineAngel realized at the time that her cries of "My roommate was doing all of this plz stop" were not getting through to The LULZ, so she deleted her journal and took a short leave of absence from the internet to think of a better excuse.


==Journal RAPE==
[[Image:Lollywth.PNG|thumb|Even $[[Lolly]] gets in on the action!]]
On July 24th, in response to DivineAngel becoming a featured article on Encyclopedia Dramatica and an extremely easy to troll lulz-cow, she posted a journal stating that she and her friend "Tsuki"  mooned us all on her forum; where after DivineAngel and her imaginary friend Tsuki (which  is actually [[weeaboo]] speak for "moon") had much lawls over their imaginary [[fail|victory]]. For a long time, the journal had only three replies, which were all hidden; and then nothing happened because nobody gave a crap and knew she was making it all up. Then later, some real [[fucktard|heroes]] by the name of [http://Whuzzup.deviantart.com Whuzzup] and [http://RetardSmasher.deviantart.com RetardSmasher] spammed the hell out of her journal and main page. The damage to her journal was so extensive it actually became the "most popular" journal in deviantART garnering it plenty more attention. The admins took one look at the journal and said "fuck this shit, I'm not cleaning this mess up" and made her baleet the journal.


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Not too long after the roommate scandal, DivineAngel cranked the [[faggotry]] up to eleven by ''posing as her "roommate"''. She opened up a new account called LadyHisoka claiming to be DivineAngel's roommate, but LadyHisoka's horrendous mutilation of the English language and the fact that LadyHisoka has the [[fail|same birthday as DivineAngel]] helped to uncover the ruse. Realizing that the jig was up, DivineAngel immediately shifted the blame away from her roommate and started blaming [[hackers]] for what had happened.
Image:Rally_the_troops.png|Uh-Oh she's rallying the troops! We're in for it!
Image:Divineangeljournalrape2.jpg|IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAANNNNDDD!!1
Image:Divineangeljournalrape.jpg|WHERE DA HOOD AT?!
Image:Divineangel_most_popular_journal.jpg|DivineAngel had the most popular journal of the day thanks to us.
Image:Calling.JPG|Her response to our epic raid, which was later raided, then BALEETED.
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=DivineAngel KNOWS ART=
=== The Grand Finale ===
[[Image:DivineConfessions.jpg|thumb]]


Step aside! DivineAngel knows [[Art|Art]]. Below is a collection of screen caps displaying Divines' inability to accept critique, and refusal to answer simple questions that even the shittiest of artists would know.  
Not satisfied with the conclusion of the LadyHisoka Saga, DivineAngel decided that '''ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH''' and that it was time to fight back by waging war against the trolls with her army of [[sockpuppets]], including LadyHisoka and a new account created specifically for this epic battle: ScarletDivine. DivineAsshole used the ScarletDivine account to inform people that the DivineAngel account was being hijacked by LadyHisoka, her "roommate." Soon the trolls came out of the woodwork, and over the next few days [[flames]] were thrown around, accusations of asshattery were made, and many trolls were felled at the hands of the witch. Many valiant trolls were banned by the admins after everything was said and done, and DivineAngel declared her victory by telling everyone that [[It was a social experiment|she was experimenting with trolling]]. A laughable excuse, if anything.


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[[Image:TheDivineUltimatum.jpg|center]]
Image:DivineAngel_DRAMA.jpg|Don't you get it, guys? Quality doesn't matter! it's all about the simplicity of art!
<center>DA leaving her acocunt as a warning for the generations to come</center>
Image:DivineAngel_DRAMA-2.jpg|I suggest you get shots in case she goes through with that threat. What if her crazy is contagious?!
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Image:DivineAngel_DRAMA-3.jpg|DivineAngel don't need no edumacation! SHE KNOWS ART!
In the end, DivineAngel decided to leave DA forever. DivineAngel honestly believed that she had won the war, for the trolls were all gone and her efforts were [[bullshit|nothing more than a big joke]], but little did DivineLolcow know that it would be the trolls, and ED, who would have the last laugh: shortly after this incident, the DivineAngel and LadyHisoka accounts were [[banned]], and with it a great era in internets history ended...
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Image:DivineAngel_DRAMA-4.jpg|Ducks, grass, and wolves. This one doesn't even need a witty caption!
Image:DivineAngeloveryourhead.png|Moar irony!
Image:DumbassScreenshot.PNG|Omg mythical creatures don't need anatomy.
Image:I was drawin in the rain.jpg|[[Emo|See, I was drawing in the rain...]]  
Image:In scifi anatomy doesn't matter.jpg|Omg scifi is suppose to be weird.
Image:Memberofartleague.JPG|oh shit son!, she's a member of an art league!..
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[[ಠ_ಠ|...Or did it?]]


As we can see here, she clearly knows what she's talking about. This is no doubt due to her years of traveling the world as a pagan witch god, and a secret agent against ''The Lulz Organization''. She's probably seen and done it all! How could anyone ever compare?
== Quotes ==


She seems to dabble in a number of media, marker being her apparent favorite. She utilizes childlike simplicity and purposely makes her art [[shitty|bad]] to make the [[crap|simplicity]] more pronounced. She also signs nearly each of her pictures with her username, and a finger print. It is unknown what is used to produce this fingerprint, but one could assume it is the blood of all the Lulz Members that she killed with her mind powers.
DivineAngels say the darndest things! Here are some of the gems we've seen over the years...


It is unknown why she doesn't utilize their blood into more of her artwork. Perhaps it is too curdled for her artistic needs!
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"That is a violation of ethnic standers!"|- A classic|
 
"This sight is filled to the brim with imbeciles!"|- Eyesight|
=It Was My Roommate!=
"the world dosent revolv around your [[penis|penus]]!"|- Meatspin|
 
"when will tyou fucking learn KARMA IS REAL! and if you sin in my presence well you are about to find out why im called DivineAngel!"|-Karmic Law|
[[Image:DivineA-Roommate.jpg|frame|center|Divine trying to squirm out of this whole mess]]
"you can’t look at it and see what you want, you have to see what’s there and the flaws are part of the artwork."|- TR00 ARTZ|
 
"Let me tell you somethign If i had such ignorance i would haev comitted sucide a long time ago."|-Good reasons to kill herself|
In her latest attempt to banish the mirthful [[troll]]s from her DeviantART page, and possibly as her attempt at a [[final solution]], Divine is now claiming the shenanigans she's spawned over the past month or so were not her doing, but a [[lie|mysterious male roommate]] of hers that apparently has access to her DeviantART and MSN and forum accounts. Yes, everything between July 15th and August 23rd, the hexing, the cursing, the ethnic standers, the [[butthurt]], was all carried out by this roommate while the real Divine was away at a "[[douchebag|cleansing]]". Note the similar method of typing, where it looks like someone was fucking with her and disconnecting her keyboard as she was typing, resulting in her horrible spelling.
"DO NOT ever dare attack my original art again little whore, Because it will be of the supernatural that you would to face"|-Little whores|
"You badmouthed my friend Belittled me And pissed off a Celestial Alliance, lucky for you they are letting me handle you personally! And don’t think you are going to get off easy."|-That's the power of Paganism|
"If you can't make a valid point perhaps you shouldn't post! I sentience ye to the pits of the nine, may you whiteness their horrors each night till sunrise. Be this your punishment till you learn to act more accordingly." |-Sin and Punishment|
"you have no idea the power I have do you."|-[[internet tough guy|Power]].|
"people if you are goign ot fuck with someone out of Spyte DO NOT FUCK WITH ME! its a very bad idea fopr more than just I dont have to use the sight to reak havoc with your plains. Also little brat plesant dreams... I curse you! you will now feel the pain you inflict on all life as if it was your own! Enjoy!"|-[[LOL WUT]]|
"OMFG I have screenshots that may bust soemone so bad it isn't funny screenshots that feature art predating the apperince IN JAPAN of certin silver, gold, and crystal version pokemon! can we say someone got buisted!"|- Pokeymans|
"a flame is a insult no matter how you decide to suagr-coat it, is not proper Critique, and only exists for one purpuse. now the definition say the same basic thing AND nor or AND meanign if you cant say anything good its a flame and there fore not nessary, if you cant say anthign bad its a compliment eather way you spread this it dosent matter much the definitions are clear how people can confuse them or see whats not ther eis beyond me."|- AND nor or AND|
"You are a pawn, and you are trying to take a creator beyond your comprehension." |-DivineAngel, channelling God|
"heres a hint when 2 and 2 don't make 4 look for the missing number."|- Logic|
"Opions make horrible critisisum because its YOUR opion, this does not mean that others share the same vew on it."|-DivineAngel, on people's opions|
"You want to talk about horrible art At least I try and add soem cilility and class to my design."|-Adding soem cilility|
"Go fuck a tree perhaps you will feel better!"|-DivineAngel, on Arborphillia|
"But Thats life, and its hard to make lemon-aid when someone keeps dumping the pitcher."|-[[AIDS|LemonAIDS]]|
"Oh I'm sorry MINORS aren't allowed to comment!"|-Children|
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"May the spirits of the dead rip you asunder you vile beast!"|-DivineAngel, on Hell|
"And i thought you knew, I don't play fair when I make a smear, but I do play by the proper rules."|-Playing fair|
"your idea of weak is flawed."|-Flaws|
"I DO NOT support ED articles as they are filled to the brim with misquotes and ethnic violations."|-[[Nigger|Ethnic Violations]]|
"Speritualist Empath, and let me tell you for the rumor that the computer protects you from everything; well when you see what I do you tend to understand that Words are one thing but Intentions can never be hidden."|- Wait, whut|"
I actually can't make prints here because every time i try i get that freak squad breathing down my thought.”|-Why her prints don't sell|
"Don't mess with America."|- A Pagan, a Retard, a Patriot|
"Why would a mere child know about something i spent my whole life devolved in?"|-Talent|
"I should also add they the "law" says nothing about the events that will soon topple the ed empire."|-Law|
"you have serious mantle issues!"|- Architecture.|
"My Prints are more or less targeted to cretin types of buyers"|-At least she knows her audience|
"Facts the only facts they were presenting were opinions, and that by no stretch of the imagination is critisium."|-Critisium|
"I need two things for my plains, a forum of identification, a user name works nicely; thou most often a hair or toenail is expressed thou this is genetic or blood soul, and the spell itself."|-'How to Curse Thought the Internet'|
"Oh but this is just the bigining, dispite sapping every pinney the ED has they will ensure a "copycat" never appers by taking it opon themself to SMEAR the living hell out of that kinda of humor!"|- tl;dr|
"Anti- spam request plez!"|- DivineAngel, now in Lolcat form!|
"i got skilz k?"|- She's got mad skillz|
"'''Don't you guys get it THIS IS revenge''' YOU fucked with my forum now I'M fucking with you.  Oh but I'm not done yet I have the most lovely parting gift for you and your foul spiritualists a "Dance of elders" and since they plucked my mind knowing of a simple spell as this is no huge task!however they have not the means to retaliate this one and it DOES hit hard! basically I'm a shamed of you you think you would have asked Zyphen my habits in highschool"|- Again, what the fuck?|
“Its obvious that people have been ignoring ED fro too long!”|-Hair styling|
"let me tell ya something YOU HAVEN'T SEEN DRAMA you assholes want drama ohh boi I can't because YOU CANT HANDLE DRAMA"|- Drama|
"DO NOT BE A GRAMMER NATI ABOUT THIS!"|- Grammer Nazism|
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"ATTENTION ALL SATINISTS THIS WANNABE HIGH PRIEST FORGOT TO PAY HOMAGE TO HIS SACRIFICES NEUTRALITY BEFORE COMMITTING THEM THUS THEY WERE UNFIT AND AS SUCH HE IS NOW OPEN TO YOUR LOVELY CARE."|-[[Capslock]]. Also, satin.|
" Get a life lousier!"|-Lousiers|
"You were blocked before have the balls to stay blocked you whore!"|-Having balls|
"you need to learn to shit the fuck up!!!"| -Niche porn|
"This is about something that has been classified as Tabooed in the art filed."|-Taboos|
"and for the idiot that called me a heretic, I have NEVER drawn hate art towards or of another artist., I never go personal when someone acts like a complete immature child."|-Kettle, meet Pot|
"Its plagerism more tabooed than childpron, and only because some country's don't think twice about the later."|- Plagerism; worse than CP|
"NO correcting other members spelling as it WILL be considered Trolling."|-Spelling|
"Im going ot make you look like a ocmplete and tostal imbicvel here."|- What she's good at.|
"I have cretin appointments that I can't miss" | -Cretin appointments|
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[[Image:Room-mate, yeah right, fucking liar.png|frame|center|[http://divineangel.deviantart.com/journal/14306885/ This nearly indecipherable message] pins everything on not DivineAngel]]


 
== Gallery ==
Divine managed to post the above journal with little to no spelling errors and halfway decent grammar as part of her ''clever ruse'', but after that it seemed like she couldn't be bothered to run all her comments through a spellchecker and the "real" Divine started to sound a whole lot like the mysterious masquerading roommate. After DivineAngel realized that nobody was swallowing her bullshit lies, she baleeted the journal and left the interwebs until she can think up another clever cover.
 
===Becoming the Roommate===
Soon after OMG LEAVING TEH INTARWEBZ, DivineAngel brought her faggotry to a whole new level by posing as her [[weeaboo]] "roommate" on DevianTART as [http://ladyhisoka.deviantart.com LadyHisoka]. [[Fail| How clever.]] In spite of failed attempts to clean up her grammar and pose as a respectable member of the TART community, if such a person exists, she was quickly found out due to her fatal inability to spell ''ethic standards'' properly and her general inclination to be a complete [[fucktard]]. It would also have helped if she had thought to ''not'' post the exact same birth date as her original persona claimed to be, but perhaps that's just [[unrealistic expectations|expecting too much from her]]. She nonetheless continued to deny the whole thing and be a self-righteous [[e-go]]-whore.
 
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Image:Lollywth.PNG|Even speaking English, nobody knows what the hell she's saying! But we do know she was ''spired'' the grotesque details
Image:Bitch.jpg|DivineAngel being a bitch and making the above claims about her roommate
Image:WhothehellisED.jpg|Exactly why her [[final solution|clever ruse]] is not so clever.
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Image:DivineA-pwned.jpg|Some TARTlet bringin' the truth and calling Divine on her [[bullshit]]
Image:Spirittrail.JPG|Posting on the internet leaves a spirit trail!
Image:HisokaEthnics.jpg|Wow, spelling "ethics" as "ethnics" must be contagious.
Image:DivineFaggotry.jpg|They share the exact same birthday, too.
Image:DivinePISSOFF.jpg|More needless asshattery.
Image:LadyHisokaAsshattery.jpg|Not only is she [[retard|talking to herself]], but she pulled her trademark, hiding a comment.  Uh-oh!
Image:DivineHisoka2.gif|Oh, Divine, you silly girl you...
Image:Divinehisokaomg.JPG|She truly is a complete fucktard, isnt she?
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===And now it's some butthurt haxxor.===
DivineFatass has been bringing her finger-pointing faggotry and fake conspiracy theories to [[Sheezyart]].
In a twist that surprises absolutely no one, her story has changed dramatically, and now her dumbshit behavior was caused by someone on [[FanFiction.Net]], instead of her pretend "roommate."
 
[[Image:Ladyhisoka-SheezyFucktard.png|frame|center|"HES JUST JEALOUS OF HER MAD FF.NET SKEELZ!" Also, [[retard|she actually believes Shittyart staff can do anything about affairs on a completely different site.]]]]
 
=DivineOrgy=
[[Last Thursday]], DivineAsshole made the [[retarded| tactically ingenious]] decision to fend off the trolls by employing all of her accounts, including [http://scarletdivine.deviantart.com a brand new incarnation of evil]. She continued to claim that [[lie| one of the accounts was her roommate]], who had also taken control of her original account to keep her off the TART, in spite of overwhelming evidence.
 
[[Image:DivineConfessions2.jpg|thumb|right| Another trap??]]
[[Image:DivineConfessions.jpg|thumb|right| PART TWO.]]
 
After several days and [[at least 100|at least a 1000]] more idiotic posts about her fake roommate, her connection with [[Raptor Jesus|a higher power]], and general denial of several counts of being a complete [[fuckwit]], Divine finally succeeded in [[ban fucking everyone|banning fucking everyone]] except a handful of trolls and soon-to-be-banned TARTlets who either [[WTF|''actually bought her bullshit'']], or were just toying with her at this point. She then tried to woo over some of the remainder by claiming to have been [[It was a social experiment|experimenting with trolling]]. [[bullshit|LOL IT WAS ALL A JOKE GUYZ YOU CAN STOP NOW.]] Her [[lolcow]] tendencies have continued to arise since then, however, and frequently.<br>
 
[[Image:TheDivineUltimatum.jpg|frame|center|ZOMG LEAVING FOREVERS YOU MEANIE EDEEDEEDEES!!]]<br>
 
[[Last Thursday|This Thursday]], Divine posted a new journal entry on her ScarletDivine account, spewing the same [[attention whore]] [[shit]] as always, while stating that she can nevar return to devianTART evar again due to extreme [[butthurt]]. Of course she's still been posting new [[shit nobody cares about|contests]] and delivering [[witty]] retorts as always, but we can only hope [[Stop posting|it will truly end soon]]. Though many of us know this will probably not be the last we see of DivineLolcow, we can also stand to say good fucking riddance you [[fat]] [[Virgin|fucking]] [[weeaboo]] [[shitting dick nipples|TARTlet]].
 
One week ago the [[tartlet]] updated her journal to attempt public humiliation on another DeviantART. After much [[lulz]] and [[fail]] in the badly written and poor skills of [[trolling]], she still believes she is above us all. yet the most funny shit about this is the [[Lolcow|lulzcow's]] journal in its self is against [[DeviantART]] rules, but she can't get banned, she is the [[DivineAngel]]! Besides, the [[admins]] are too afraid she might give them cancer to ban the [[fucktard]].
 
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:Image:Realmature.JPG|i could sink to your level bu- oh wait?
:Image:NoMERCY!.JPG|NO MERCY STYLE!
:Image:Hisoka-nomorefriends.JPG|Lulzcow looses her last friend
:Image:Not-theFORCE!.JPG|run deviants!, she's getting a injunction against DA to screen her page!
:Image:Part 1.jpg|a battle of words
:Image:Part 2.jpg|a battle of words part 2
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===The Hurricane and the New Sock Puppet===
 
Many wondered, with the new presence of LadyHisoka taking the DivineAngel Drama Wheel, what actually happened to the -original- DivineAngel?  Well, that's obvious.  A Hurricane had her locked away in Houston Texas.  Conveniently for us she could communicate psychic-ly though LadyHisoka.
 
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Image:Screenshot00.jpg|Hisoka explains
Image:Screenshot1.jpg|wait for it...
Image:Screenshot02.jpg|Presto! Pure logic.
Image:Majic.jpg
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When that didn't satisfy trolls, Divine grew a new personae, her boyfriend!
 
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Image:HisokaBFfuck.JPG|Schizophrenic masturbation
Image:Yallyallyall.jpg|Chris Crocker, eat your heart out, yall!
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=And Everything Else=
 
===Assorted Shit===
[[Image:albhedinese.jpg|thumb|left|Jibba Jabba]]
[[Image:Clause.jpg|thumb|right|ConceptART]]
 
Various tidbits of shit that did not require the massive paragraphs they had.
*Once in an effort to prove she really was a witch, Divine once started speaking in tongues. A random TART cleared things up when they revealed that it was [[Dork|Al Bhed]](A made up language from Final Faggoty), and she was merely running most of her posts through a [http://www.pixelscapes.com/twoflower/albhed.html translator].
*ConceptArt, a popular trolling tool since Snapesnogger, was used on Divine. It failed though, not because she was smart but because she claimed they had a 'fine arts' clause.  They don't have such a clause. However, they do probably have a talent clause, and her shitty art will be torn apart.
*On [[April_furs_day|April 1st]], 2008, the DevianTART staff replaced every avatar image on the site with [[Mudkips]]. Like hundreds of other [[16 year old girls]], DivineAngel pitched a bitch and threatened to sue. Evidence 'Mudkipz Part 1 and 2' can be found in the Screenshot Gallery
*Some troll drew mocking art of Divine/Lady Hisoka (as seen in Troll Art below), she called him out on the Complaints Forum. He poasted 5-6 fucking paragraphs about this shit.
*Some other troll tried to get Divine to uphold her end of a Art Challenge, predictably she did not.  Said other troll also posted way too many paragraphs about this unlulzy shit.
*Divine under the guise of LadyHisoka was suspected with creating [[The Anti-ED-Club]].
*There are tons of long winded conversations with the nutball over [[DivineAngel/Logs|here!]]
 
===Screenshots===
 
An assload of screenshots, because for some reason, people think that every goddamn thing this TARTlet says and does deserves to be on this page. Most of these aren't even that lulzy.


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Image:Divine-being-lovely.jpg|DivineAngel, being her usual lovely self.
Image:Divine-being-lovely.jpg|DivineAngel, being her usual lovely self.
Image:WideAwakeinDreamland_by_DivineAngel.gif|An original whiny journal post.
Image:Denied_by_DivineAngel.gif|A typical view of DivineAngel's page.
Image:TypicalViewofDivineAngelV2.jpg|Another typical view of DivineAngel's page.
Image:TypicalViewofDivineAngelV2.jpg|Another typical view of DivineAngel's page.
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Image:MOARlulz_by_DivineAngel.gif|The lulz just never end.
Image:DAFucktardery.gif|YOU ARE A VILE PERSON FOR BEIN ALL UP IN MAH GRILLZ BEYATCH.
Image:Nomoarlulz by DivineAngel.gif|OH NOES! Is she leaving the internets forevars?!
Image:Commentshidden_by_DivineAngel.gif|Constructive Criticism? What constructive criticism?
Image:Lawl_by_DivineAngel.gif|Oh, the irony.
Image:Sucks_by_divineangel.gif|I'm not sure I want to know exactly what she's implying here.
Image:Sucks_by_divineangel.gif|I'm not sure I want to know exactly what she's implying here.
Image:Divineangel vs silken.jpg|Clearly she's the more mature one, here.
Image:Divineangel vs silken.jpg|Clearly she's the more mature one, here.
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Image:Albhedinese.jpg|Speaking in tongues? Nope! [http://www.pixelscapes.com/twoflower/albhed.html Just a shitty Final Fantasy language.]
Image:DivineAngelpsychicshit.jpg|HOLY SHIT, SHE'S SPEAKING IN TONGUES!
Image:DivineAngelpsychicshit.jpg|HOLY SHIT, SHE'S SPEAKING IN TONGUES!
Image:DivineangelgivesEDhell.jpg|Yup, she's sure showing us!
Image:XDlolinsult.jpg|Proof that she doesn't know what an insult is.
Image:DivineAngel_Drama-6.jpg|SO HOW MANY PRINTS YOU SOLD YET?
Image:DivineAngel_DRAMA-8.jpg|DivineAngel tells us that she is a "speritualist empath." it all makes sense now!
Image:DivineAngel_DRAMA-8.jpg|DivineAngel tells us that she is a "speritualist empath." it all makes sense now!
Image:Iraquyscum_by_DivineAngel.gif|"IRAQUY SCUM"! Yes, she actually said that.
Image:Dawrongtarget.jpg|We picked the WRONG TARGET!
Image:Dawrongtarget.jpg|We picked the WRONG TARGET!
Image:Lolconspiracyplz_by_DivineAngel.gif|Moar conspiracy theories from DivineAngel. (Yaoi! Gallery edition!)
Image:Lolconspiracyplz_by_DivineAngel.gif|Moar conspiracy theories from DivineAngel. (Yaoi! Gallery edition!)
Image:LiarDivineAngel.jpg|More proof that she is a lying bitch.
Image:Nomorecritique.JPG|Proof she wants more critiquing! (And still can't spell worth a damn.)
Image:Nomorecritique.JPG|Proof she wants more critiquing! (And still can't spell worth a damn.)
Image:Famuslolcow.jpg|She's gonna be famus!
Image:Famuslolcow.jpg|She's gonna be famus!
Image:Lulzstalk.jpg|MOAR TRAPS?
Image:DivineAngelAss.jpg|It was coming from her ass!
Image:DivineAngelAss.jpg|It was coming from her ass!
Image:Lulzcontinue.JPG|Her friends aren't much brighter than her.
Image:Moarlies.PNG|Moar Lies!
Image:DivineAngelbeingparaniod.png|DivineAngel making a bigger spectacle of her, this time reared at ED readers.
Image:DivineAngelbeingparaniod.png|DivineAngel making a bigger spectacle of her, this time reared at ED readers.
Image:LOLyeahright.png|DivineAngel crying she did it for the lulz.   
Image:LOLyeahright.png|DivineAngel crying she did it for the lulz.   
Image:Philosophy.JPG|Trying to pretend that the hidden comments on her page aren't because people hate her.
Image:mitsuki-lady-h.jpg|Divines out to get ED as we aren’t protected by law!
Image:mitsuki-lady-h.jpg|Divines out to get ED as we aren’t protected by law!
Image:Liability-causing-posts.jpg|you’re liability causing posts!
Image:Liability-causing-posts.jpg|you’re liability causing posts!
Image:Lady-Hisoka-demands2.jpg|STOP INSTIGATING CRAP!
Image:DivineHisoka2.gif|Divine admits that Lady H is a sock puppet.
Image:DivineAngel_IS_MADE_OF_LIES.jpg|I MADE IT ALL UP YOU GUYS!
Image:DivineAngel_IS_MADE_OF_LIES.jpg|I MADE IT ALL UP YOU GUYS!
Image:Lollerskates.JPG|Cleansing Spam floods her page where once whinny comments ran rampant
Image:Positivereinforcement.jpg|ED always knows just what to say!
Image:Truthbetold.jpg|Wait...why is she getting spam? Words of Wisdom.
Image:DAngelLULZ.png|Epic reply chain on DivineAngel's front page
Image:Admins_ruin_all_the_fun.JPG|Admins ruin all the fun
Image:NotMeantToBeSeen.png|never said people were ment to read it
Image:DAMoH.jpg|The Medal of Honor
Image:DAMoH.jpg|The Medal of Honor
Image:Crappy_Medal_of_Honor.JPG|The crappy medal of honor
Image:Crappy_Medal_of_Honor.JPG|The crappy medal of honor
Image:DivineAngelBLOKS.jpg|its sad and pathetic
Image:LOL cow.JPG|ya wel ur a 5 yr old!!
Image:TRUE pain.jpg|She can see the future!
Image:TRUE pain.jpg|She can see the future!
Image:BITCH!!.png|What's a sense of humor?
Image:BITCH!!.png|What's a sense of humor?
image:GO_DIE_IN_A_HOLE.png|Go Die In a Hole
image:OWNEDBYWICCAN.png|Religion scares people anyway...
image:OWNEDBYWICCAN.png|Religion scares people anyway...
Image:Tectonically.jpg|Tectonically her size is normal  
Image:Tectonically.jpg|Tectonically her size is normal  
Image:Rait.jpg|Quiver in fear!
Image:No_shit_sherlock.jpg|No shit, Sherlock
Image:CleverLulz.jpg|what i tell you can be pulled straight from my ass
Image:CleverLulz.jpg|what i tell you can be pulled straight from my ass
Image:Divineangle_is_challenged.png|Another magical spirit caller has threatened DivineAngel with hexing
Image:IKnowWhatEDDoes.jpg|According to DivineAngel, she knows what ED does
Image:IKnowWhatEDDoes.jpg|According to DivineAngel, she knows what ED does
Image:Argumentpart2.PNG|WE CAN'T HANDLE DRAMA!!!
Image:Assclownkillers.PNG|Apparently assclowns are responsible for everything
Image:Assclownkillers.PNG|Apparently assclowns are responsible for everything
Image:TonguesSpeaking.jpg|<strike>There she...</strike>Disregard, she's just being a faggot.
Image:Verbalslaptodivine.PNG|Final [[tl;dr]] pwning before the [[Butthurt|deletion]] of her "art".
Image:Dramallamaisforealz.jpg|Not only is [[lulz]] a secret organization, but - unlike the Dalai Lama - the [[Drama Llama]] is a living person.
Image:ALlamaAppears.jpg|Oh. THAT [[Drama Llama]].
Image:ALlamaAppears.jpg|Oh. THAT [[Drama Llama]].
Image:DivineOHSNAP.jpg|OH SNAP!... No, wait, [[FAIL]].
Image:DivineOHSNAP.jpg|OH SNAP!... No, wait, [[FAIL]].
Image:DivineChallenged.jpg|MY MAJICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!!!1
Image:DivineChallenged.jpg|MY MAJICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!!!1
Image:DivineAngel-harassmentharassment.jpg|I need an adult!!
Image:UGONGETRAPED.png|Clearly, what she implies is [[rape]].
Image:UGONGETRAPED.png|Clearly, what she implies is [[rape]].
Image:EMO.png|She promotes [[emo]].
Image:EMO.png|She promotes [[emo]].
Image:Failure.png|[[Fail]].
Image:Failure.png|[[Fail]].
Image:MoarKarmaPlx.jpg|Let me show you my karmas.
Image:MoarKarmaPlx.jpg|Let me show you my karmas.
Image:Mindpowers.jpg|She's chargin' her laser.
Image:Goodbuy.jpg|She knows quality purchases.
Image:Butthurt.png|[[Butthurt]].
Image:Butthurt.png|[[Butthurt]].
Image:Winrar.jpg|She's winning, liek duh.
Image:Winrar.jpg|She's winning, liek duh.
Image:Better_artists.jpg|"But not better enough, dfammit!!".
Image:Better_artists.jpg|"But not better enough, dfammit!!".
Image:Friendly.jpg|They are the spies, pfft.
Image:WordsOfPOWER.png|The things she could tell us would BLOW OUR MINDS.
Image:DivineDrawsGoodCats.png|'she is very good at doing cats'  
Image:DivineDrawsGoodCats.png|'she is very good at doing cats'  
Image:DivineHasABoyfriend.png|[[lol wut]]
Image:DivineHasABoyfriend.png|[[lol wut]]
Image:Divineangelwhut.png|[[Lie|Divine's English is amznig]]
Image:DivineAngelowned.jpg|After this, she said nothing.
Image:DivineAngel_sez.JPG|When asked for sauce... she delivers [[:Image:And_Hisoka_sez.JPG|shit]].
Image:And_Hisoka_sez.JPG|lol wut
Image:Hurtingincome.png|LadyHisoka (DivineAngel): ED are hurting income!
Image:Hurtingincome.png|LadyHisoka (DivineAngel): ED are hurting income!
IMAGE:Lady-Hisoka-demands1.jpg|Lady Hisoka demands that the DA MODS listen to her, or she will “report them”
IMAGE:Lady-Hisoka-demands1.jpg|Lady Hisoka demands that the DA MODS listen to her, or she will “report them”
IMAGE:Lady-H-contradictions.jpg|Lady Hisoka doesn’t seem to realize that as well as being able to get people banned for insulting her, she can also get banned for insulting others  
IMAGE:Lady-H-contradictions.jpg|Lady Hisoka doesn’t seem to realize that as well as being able to get people banned for insulting her, she can also get banned for insulting others  
Image:Divineasshole.jpg|She can't even spell 'loser'! Her [[Dumbass|dumbassery]] reaches new levels!
Image:Divineasshole.jpg|She can't even spell 'loser'! Her [[Dumbass|dumbassery]] reaches new levels!
Image:Ladyhisokairony.jpg|The bitch is a hypocrite too. AND, "smartass comments" are now considered spam and are not accepted!"-Her own words
Image:Rebirth and divineangel1.jpg|[[Sonic2007|Rebirth08]] trying to befriend DivineAngel. He must be attracted to her level of [[fail]].
Image:LadyHisoka Goes Batshit Insane.jpg|This shows just why she's one of the best [[lolcow|lolcows]] in [[DeviantArt]].
Image:Rebirth and divineangel2.jpg|Again.
Image:Rebirth and divineangel1.jpg|[[Sonic2007|Rebirth08]] trying to befriend DivineAngel. He must be attracted to her level of [[fail]]. Part 1 of 2
Image:Rebirth and divineangel2.jpg|Part 2 of 2
Image:LadyhisokaTOSviolationagain.jpg|She uses many imaginative insults like 'dickshit'. [[Typical|She violated the TOS yet again!]]
Image:LadyHisoka_Bullshit.jpg|DivineAngel claims that [[bullshit|the screencaps in her ED article are fake]].
Image:Divine victum of karma.jpg|Now she's threatening us with karma!
Image:LadyHisoka Shit List.jpg|She's got something called a [[shit]] list. I wonder what that means...
Image:LadyHisoka Bullshit again!.jpg|Here she displays her trademark [[dumbfuck]]ery.
Image:Ladyhisoka reasoning.jpg|[[Bullshit|Her reasoning is flawless!]]
Image:UC-Lady-H-1.jpg|Karma is a generous goddess folks!  
Image:UC-Lady-H-1.jpg|Karma is a generous goddess folks!  
Image:UC-Lady-H-2.jpg|Humans only learn through having pain inflicted on them… soo you have some SERIOUS karma issues then?
Image:UC-Lady-H-3.jpg|FUCK MUNCHER
Image:UC-Lady-H-4.jpg|Concept Art retardedness
Image:UC-Lady-H-5.jpg|I’m using Fan ART as a MEDIUM!
Image:UC-Lady-H-6.jpg|“One day someone will be doing to you physically what you have been doing to others mentally”… I think Divine might be into Sadomasochism
Image:UC-Lady-H-7-icing-on-the-cake.jpg|The Icing on the cake ladies and gentlemen
Image:UC-Lady-H-8.jpg|Listen to your own words Divine.  
Image:UC-Lady-H-8.jpg|Listen to your own words Divine.  
Image:Divine insults dA admins again.jpg|"The admins are dickmunchers, they don't do shit;least of all run a site properly!"
Image:DivineAngelCantSpellThough.png|Moar proof that LadyHisoka is actually DivineAngel, she can't spell "though" for nuts
Image:DivineAngelCantSpellThough.png|Moar proof that LadyHisoka is actually DivineAngel, she can't spell "though" for nuts
Image:LadyHisoka-vs-Random-ninja.jpg|She proves her supreme [[dumbfuck]]ery yet again!
Image:LadyHisoka gets pwned1.png|'''Someone''' is clearly [[butthurt]].
Image:Tldr-but-hidden.jpg|A very LARGE none hidden comment
Image:LadyHisoka vs Mr-Meaty2.png|LadyHisoka shows off her [[Retarded|superior]] debating skills!
Image:LadyHisoka loses it AGAIN.png|"you can't even see what eh hell you are typing!" Speak for yourself, LadyHisoka!
Image:Sarcasmplz.jpg|She's the authority on other peoples' sarcasm?
Image:MajorFAIL.png|DivineAngel, proving how well she has [[Failed|mastered]] critique.
Image:DivineDeathNote.jpg|DivineAngel, threatening ED with the [[Death Note|Death Note]].
Image:DivineDeathNote.jpg|DivineAngel, threatening ED with the [[Death Note|Death Note]].
Image:DivineassholegetspwnedAGAIN.jpg|DivineAsshole get's Pwned. And the people even agree with ED's JUSTICE.
Image:DivineReynard.jpg|Wow... Now this is just... retarded on a whole new level...
Image:Divine-lh-ihavethepower.jpg|Part 1 Divine/Hisoka reminding us once again how much [[bullshit|POWER]] she has.
Image:Divine-lh-ihavethepower.jpg|Part 1 Divine/Hisoka reminding us once again how much [[bullshit|POWER]] she has.
Image:EPIC-WIN-LADY-HISOKA.JPG|Part 2 EPIC FAIL. ED DID do something about it... and ED WON.
Image:EPIC-WIN-LADY-HISOKA.JPG|Part 2 EPIC FAIL. ED DID do something about it... and ED WON.
Line 463: Line 295:
Image:Entrapment-divine-angel-lady-hisoka.JPG|ED is "Entrapmenting mez oh noes11!!one"
Image:Entrapment-divine-angel-lady-hisoka.JPG|ED is "Entrapmenting mez oh noes11!!one"
Image:Lady-H-insane-reynard.JPG|IM TOO INSANNEE!!!ONE TO SPEEEL PROPERLYYS
Image:Lady-H-insane-reynard.JPG|IM TOO INSANNEE!!!ONE TO SPEEEL PROPERLYYS
Image:HisokaFBI.png|We're fucked! She's calling FBI !
Image:Nomercy.png|ok, NO MERCY!
Image:Hisoka-nomorefriends.JPG|even her friends have had enough!
Image:Not-theFORCE!.JPG|not da FORCE!
Image:Not-theFORCE!.JPG|not da FORCE!
Image:Realmature.JPG|she really is mature GUYZ!
Image:DivineAngel_sells_prints.png|OH SHI... [[Lie|so she's selling prints, after all]]
Image:Must kill comments.png|MUST KILL COMMENTS!!1111
Image:Divinesecks.JPG|DivineAngel reveals being raped. The rapist probably maced himself first.
Image:Same_as_ever.JPG|Typical Divine behavior.
Image:LadyHisoka 01.JPG|Bitch didn't listen!
Image:LadyHisoka 02.JPG|Totally poetic.
Image:LadyHisoka 03.JPG|AH-HA! It was the admin's fault!
Image:LadyHisoka 04.JPG|Those buttfaces.
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Image:Divine-virgin.JPG|DivineAngel Is a virgin.."Did I mention really sick in the head" Nah, not you Divine!
Image:Divine-virgin.JPG|DivineAngel Is a virgin.."Did I mention really sick in the head" Nah, not you Divine!
Image:IM RICH BITCH.png|NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS.
Image:Bitchcake.JPG|"How about you go suck the fuck off that unreformed bitch cake you call a face..."
Image:DivineAngel_IS_MADE_OF_LIES.jpg|
Image:DivineAngel_IS_MADE_OF_LIES.jpg|
Image:Divine_angel.jpg|thumb|right|"take your over saturated happy juice dry it out stick it in a pipe shove that pipe up your ass and SMOKE IT!"
Image:Divine_angel.jpg|"take your over saturated happy juice dry it out stick it in a pipe shove that pipe up your ass and SMOKE IT!"
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Image:LADY-H-WARNINGED.jpg|
Image:LADY-H-WARNINGED.jpg|
Image:Divine-mudkips1.jpg|Mudkipz Part One
Image:Yallyallyall.jpg|DivineAngel's "boyfriend" comes to the rescue!
Image:Divine-mudkips2.jpg|Mudkipz Part 2
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===Memorable Quotes===
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Divine was known to spout out some utterly hilarious shit in her time. Below is a collection of some of ED's personal favorites.  Have fun trying to decipher this shit.
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"That is a violation of ethnic standers!"|- The first of many.|
"This sight is filled to the brim with imbeciles!"|-Divine's Eyecare Issues|
"the world dosent revolv around your [[penis|penus]]!"|-Meatspin|
"when will tyou fucking learn KARMA IS REAL! and if you sin in my presence well you are about to find out why im called DivineAngel!"|-Divine channeling Vishnu|
"you can’t look at it and see what you want, you have to see what’s there and the flaws are part of the artwork."|- Moar eyecare problems|
"Let me tell you somethign If i had such ignorance i would haev comitted sucide a long time ago."|- At least she's smart.|
"DO NOT ever dare attack my original art again little whore, Because it will be of the supernatural that you would to face"|-DivineAngel, Celestial Alliance President|
"You badmouthed my friend Belittled me And pissed off a Celestial Alliance, lucky for you they are letting me handle you personally! And don’t think you are going to get off easy."|-Pagan Powers Unite|
"If you can't make a valid point perhaps you shouldn't post! I sentience ye to the pits of the nine, may you whiteness their horrors each night till sunrise. Be this your punishment till you learn to act more accordingly." |-lol|
"you have no idea the power I have do you."|-DivineAngel; on [[internet tough guy|power]].|
"people if you are goign ot fuck with someone out of Spyte DO NOT FUCK WITH ME! its a very bad idea fopr more than just I dont have to use the sight to reak havoc with your plains. Also little brat plesant dreams... I curse you! you will now feel the pain you inflict on all life as if it was your own! Enjoy!"|- Wtf is this shit?|
"OMFG I have screenshots that may bust soemone so bad it isn't funny screenshots that feature art predating the apperince IN JAPAN of certin silver, gold, and crystal version pokemon! can we say someone got buisted!"|- Gotta Catch 'Em All|
"a flame is a insult no matter how you decide to suagr-coat it, is not proper Critique, and only exists for one purpuse. now the definition say the same basic thing AND nor or AND meanign if you cant say anything good its a flame and there fore not nessary, if you cant say anthign bad its a compliment eather way you spread this it dosent matter much the definitions are clear how people can confuse them or see whats not ther eis beyond me."|- tl;dr|
"You are a pawn, and you are trying to take a creator beyond your comprehension." |-Divine, Channeling God|
"heres a hint when 2 and 2 don't make 4 look for the missing number."|- Logic|
"Opions make horrible critisisum because its YOUR opion, this does not mean that others share the same vew on it."|-Divine's self canceling logic|
"You want to talk about horrible art At least I try and add soem cilility and class to my design."|-Adding some cilility.|
"Go fuck a tree perhaps you will feel better!"|-Hippie|
"But Thats life, and its hard to make lemon-aid when someone keeps dumping the pitcher."|-On making lemonaid|
"Oh I'm sorry MINORS aren't allowed to comment!"|-On minors|
"May the spirits of the dead rip you asunder you vile beast!"|- The Power of Christ Compels You.|
"And i thought you knew, I don't play fair when I make a smear, but I do play by the proper rules."|-DivineAngel does not play fair|
"your idea of weak is flawed."|-On flaws|
"I DO NOT support ED articles as they are filled to the brim with misquotes and ethnic violations."|-Rofl|
"Speritualist Empath, and let me tell you for the rumor that the computer protects you from everything; well when you see what I do you tend to understand that Words are one thing but Intentions can never be hidden."|- Mystical [[Internet Tough Guy]]|"
I actually can't make prints here because every time i try i get that freak squad breathing down my thought.”|-Why her prints don't sell|
"Don't mess with America."|- DivineAngel; Pagan, Retard, Patriot|
"Why would a mere child know about something i spent my whole life devolved in?"|-On Talent|
"I should also add they the "law" says nothing about the events that will soon topple the ed empire."|-On Law|
"you have serious mantle issues!"|- DivineAngel; Architect.|
"My Prints are more or less targeted to cretin types of buyers"|-At least she knows her audience|
"Facts the only facts they were presenting were opinions, and that by no stretch of the imagination is critisium."|-On facts, opinions, and criticism|
"I need two things for my plains, a forum of identification, a user name works nicely; thou most often a hair or toenail is expressed thou this is genetic or blood soul, and the spell itself."|-DivineAngel on 'How to Curse Thought the Internet'|
"Oh but this is just the bigining, dispite sapping every pinney the ED has they will ensure a "copycat" never appers by taking it opon themself to SMEAR the living hell out of that kinda of humor!"|- tl;dr|
"Anti- spam request plez!"|- DivineAngel; Lolcat|
"i got skilz k?"|- DivineAngel; K? k.|
"'''Don't you guys get it THIS IS revenge''' YOU fucked with my forum now I'M fucking with you.  Oh but I'm not done yet I have the most lovely parting gift for you and your foul spiritualists a "Dance of elders" and since they plucked my mind knowing of a simple spell as this is no huge task!however they have not the means to retaliate this one and it DOES hit hard! basically I'm a shamed of you you think you would have asked Zyphen my habits in highschool"|- tl;dr|
“Its obvious that people have been ignoring ED fro too long!”|-DivineAngel; Hairstylist|
"let me tell ya something YOU HAVEN'T SEEN DRAMA you assholes want drama ohh boi I can't because YOU CANT HANDLE DRAMA"|- DivineAngel; on drama|
"DO NOT BE A GRAMMER NATI ABOUT THIS!"- Zieg Hai-lol|"ATTENTION ALL SATINISTS THIS WANNABE HIGH PRIEST FORGOT TO PAY HOMAGE TO HIS SACRIFICES NEUTRALITY BEFORE COMMITTING THEM THUS THEY WERE UNFIT AND AS SUCH HE IS NOW OPEN TO YOUR LOVELY CARE."|-[[Capslock]]|
" Get a life lousier!"|-DivineAngel; getting a life|
"You were blocked before have the balls to stay blocked you whore!"|-Have the balls to be ignore|
"you need to learn to shit the fuck up!!!"| -DivineAngel; on niche porn|
"This is about something that has been classified as Tabooed in the art filed."|-On Taboos|
"and for the idiot that called me a heretic, I have NEVER drawn hate art towards or of another artist., I never go personal when someone acts like a complete immature child."|-Kettle Meet Pot|
"Its(plagiarism) more tabooed than childpron, and only because some country's don't think twice about the later."|- Plagerism; worse than CP|
"NO correcting other members spelling as it WILL be considered Trolling."|"Im going ot make you look like a ocmplete and tostal imbicvel here."|- DivineAngel; on what she's good at.|
"I have cretin appointments that I can't miss" | -DivineAngel, on the hectic schedule her genius has wrought|
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==See Also==
== External Links & Current Status ==
*[[Taking Down ED]]
*<strike>{{deviantart|divineangel}}</strike> <span style="color:#B22222">'''BANNED'''</span>
*<strike>{{deviantart|ladyhisoka}}, primary Sockpuppet. </strike><span style="color:#b22222">'''BANNED'''</span>
*{{deviantart|scarletdivine}}, alternative account. <span style="color:#B22222">'''ABANDONED'''</span>
*{{deviantart|necrosisbloodlust}} secondary sockpuppet and "boyfriend." <span style="color:#B22222">'''ABANDONED'''</span>
*[http://ladyhisoka.sheezyart.com/ SheezyArt], <span style="color:#2e8b57">'''ACTIVE'''</span>
*[http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/user/divineangel/ Y!Gallery] Gay Porn. <span style="color:#B22222">'''ABANDONED'''</span>
*[http://www.hentai-foundry.com/user-DivineAngel.php Hentai Foundry] Regular Porn <span style="color:#B22222">'''ABANDONED'''</span>
*[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/ladyhisoka FurAffinity]  Furfaggotry. <span style="color:#B22222">'''ABANDONED'''</span>
*[http://kuronue.proboards22.com Her Forums ] <span style="color:#B22222">'''ABANDONED'''</span>
*[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=87866463 Her Myspace page] <span style="color:#B22222">'''ABANDONED'''</span>
*<strike>[http://ladyhisoka.blogspot.com/ Blogspot]</strike> <span style="color:#4682b4">'''BALEETED'''</span>
*[http://www.paperdemon.com/comic/about/92.html Her shitty comic] <span style="color:#B22222">'''ABANDONED'''</span>
*[email protected] Last know email address
 
DivineAngel / LadyHisoka moved to Tumblr. Same monkey-like gramma, same severe case of stupidity, less funny art and more YELLS IN ALL CAPS ABOUT BITCHES.
 
*[http://loveismysword.tumblr.com/ Loveismysword] Her "True Anti-Hate blog", used for hate and general asslicking. <span style="color:#2e8b57">'''ACTIVE'''</span>
*[http://crownedclowngirl.tumblr.com/ Crownedclowngirl] The first of a shit load of shitty tumblr blogs, still has her "art" on it. <span style="color:#2e8b57">'''ACTIVE'''</span>
*[http://fallennobility.tumblr.com/ Fallennobility] Another shitty tumblr blog she uses like LadyHisoka- to kiss her own ass. <span style="color:#B22222">'''BALEETED'''</span>
*[http://abyssmalsavior.tumblr.com/ abyssmalsavior] Yet ANOTHER shitty tumblr blog, cries about timelines no one gives a fuck about. <span style="color:#B22222">'''BALEETED'''</span>
*[http://demifiend-hitoshura.tumblr.com/ Demifiend-hitoshura] This tumblr blog puppets the previous one, bitching about the same shit and pretending still to be different people. <span style="color:#B22222">'''BALEETED'''</span>
 
 
 


=External Links=
*<strike>{{deviantart|divineangel}}</strike> BANNED!
*<strike>{{deviantart|ladyhisoka}}Alternate Personality One.</strike>BANNED!
*{{deviantart|scarletdivine}} Abandoned after three days.
*{{deviantart|necrosisbloodlust}} Alternate Personality Two.
*[http://ladyhisoka.sheezyart.com/ SheezyArt] Active and full of fail.
*[http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/user/divineangel/ Y!Gallery] Gay Porn
*[http://www.hentai-foundry.com/user-DivineAngel.php Hentai Foundry] Regular Porn
*[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/ladyhisoka FurAffinity]  Furfaggotry
*[http://kuronue.proboards22.com Her Forums ]  <s>Abandoned since January.</s> Last post in July with some "Tecknal issues"
*[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=87866463 Her Myspace page]
*[http://ladyhisoka.blogspot.com/ Blogspot] Abandoned but Lulz lingers.
*[http://www.paperdemon.com/comic/about/92.html Her shitty comic]


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Latest revision as of 03:26, 1 May 2018

This lol-cow is so big, one page is not enough!
Check out some sweet chat logs here!


Divine Angel's self-portrait.
DivineAngel IRL. Man the harpoons!



DivineAngel, also known by her alias, LadyHisoka, is a whiny lol-cow and Snapesnogger wannabe with the grammatical skills of a monkey. Because DivineAngel is afflicted with a severe case of Stupidity, she is a very easy target to make fun of. She believes that she does not have to follow the rules because she has borderline dyslexia, and she becomes profoundly butthurt whenever she feels that this right is being violated by The Man. Like most Tartlets, Divine loves to post lulzy, incomprehensible journal entries, hide any comment that does not agree with her point of view, and delete her aforementioned journals once the trolls come out to play. However, not content with being just your average drama-prone tartlet, DivineAngel puts an interesting spin on an old tale: she's apparently a witch.

DivineAngel and Witchcraft

DivineAngel casts a hex on an unsuspecting troll.

DivineAngel identifies herself as a Pagan. A pagan is defined as "a person who is not a Christian, Jew, or Arab." So she could really be anything, but we're going to assume that like most dumbasses on the internet, she thinks it means Wiccan.

Wicca is a hippie religion often taken up by 16 year old girls in order to appear speshul and different from other 16 year old girls. A popular saying that sums up Wiccan ethics is "an it harm none, do what ye will" which means as long as you don't hurt anyone, you can do whatever shit you want to.

Of course, DivineAngel is far too important to follow any silly rules, so she ignores this saying completely and often threatens to hex people. Too bad for her that Wiccans also believe in "the threefold law", which states that if you do something bad to someone, something bad will happen back to you, but three times worse. OH SNAP!

History has shown that the only way to deal with witches is to burn them. While setting fire to her body may in fact be a fun project, ED recommends the burning take the form of pointing out her stupidity in the most lulzworthy ways possible.

Methods can include but are not limited to:

  • Asking how many prints she's sold yet.
  • Telling her the real definition of dyslexia.
  • Commenting with true and useful tips on improving her artwork.
  • Trying to explain that "constructive criticism" doesn't need to have something positive in it.
  • Making fun of her inability to read and follow rules.
  • Leaving so many comments that it's hard for her to hide them all.
  • Correcting her grammar or spelling.
  • Screencapping her stupidity.
  • Telling her Paganism is a fairytalistic religion.
  • Going to her page and letting her know just how retarded she really is.
  • Ask for video proof that she really is an angel and see if she can fly off a building. If not, she fails herself.
  • Talking to her for five consecutive minutes.
  • And adding to this Article.


DivineAngel also often mysteriously refers to some sort of higher beings. Are they her heathen gods? Or... something else?! She also seems to believe that she has magikal majikal powers! We have collected many of these puzzling quotes for your inspection.

  • "DO NOT ever dare attack my original art again little whore, Because it will be of the supernatural that you would to face"
  • "you have no idea the power I have do you."
  • "when will tyou fucking learn KARMA IS REAL! and if you sin in my presence well you are about to find out why im called DivineAngel!"
  • "You badmouthed my friend Belittled me And pissed off a Celestial Alliance, lucky for you they are letting me handle you personally! And don’t think you are going to get off easy."
  • "ALAH HU ACKBAR MAJIK JIHADI!"


What "powers" does she possess? What is this about the "supernatural"? And what exactly is the "Celestial Alliance"? All this and more, in next week's episode!


The Story of DivineLolcow

DivineAngel assures us that she does not five a dam.
Even $Moonbeam13 thinks DivineAngel is retarded!
   
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Oh god the spam is still here!!!! WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN SEE IT????


 

„
  		 

—DivineAngel, on seeing shit others can't

DivineAngel's rampage of lulz began long ago, when fellow DeviantART user MarieChan told DivineAngel that she would not be able to earn $200 a month by selling her shitty prints. In response, DivineAngel promptly flipped a shit, completely trashing the forums and posting whiny journals in response to this painful truth. People soon after discovered the bountiful lulz she provided and flocked to her page.

Without delay, DivineAngel was assaulted from all sides as people relentlessly poked fun at the heffer. DivineAngel would often fight back with vicious and biting words like in this post, where she complains that someone was stealing her original character and thus was performing "copyright enfrigemnet."

It was a trap, you guys!

After her ED article went up, DivineAngel quickly scoffed at all those that opposed her. For you see, all the raging was, in fact, a trap! That's right! As it turns out, all this was just an elaborate ploy by DivineAngel to bring all the trolls on the site to the attention of the DeviantART Staff! Unfortunately for DivineAngel, the DA Staff doesn't give a shit about DeviantART and her little "plan" failed. Here are some quotes from straight from the lol-cow herself:


   
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we have been trying this for a long time since before you knew us this all was a TRAP
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—Oh no! Not a TRAP!

   
“ 		 
Congrats you LULZ scum you fell right into the trap!
  		„
  		 

—Oh the humanity!

   
“ 		 
I haev to thank the LULZ for falling so willingly into this little Trap! NOW all that is left if for the Deviant Staff to sort out the ones they don't want here and the ones that are just curious and brave.
  		„
  		 

—Could this be the end of The LULZ!?

   
“ 		 
and well said my dear but I must reveal that it was indeed a set up! we lined em up like little ducks for the staff here. Anti Idiot has been trying to kill lulz for 10 years now, or at least reveal their true colors.
  		„
  		 

—Fun fact: DivineAngel likes to play Duck Hunt.

   
“ 		 
I have to thank all you ducks for lining up like good little mallards!
  		„
  		 

—Still going on about the fucking ducks...

   
“ 		 
NO more off topic posting our mission is a success, we have all the screen shots we will ever need. thanks to Divine Angel's effort, we now know the lulz are a bunch under-age hoodlums that think violating ethnic standers is "cool" any help in bringing the full party of the lulz to justice will be appreciated.
  		„
  		 

—DivineAngel, pretending to be someone else. Apparently the under-age hoodlums are violating ethnic standers.

   
“ 		 
Oh Anti Idiot set up a trap for lulz but it appears the DA staff isn't interested in removing them from the sight.
  		„
  		 

—MISSION FAILED

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And so, it had seemed that DivineAngel was very close to eradicating the vicious band of unethnical hoodlums known as the LULZ. A close call, for sure.

That's ENOUGH

Miraculously, while Divine actually did spell "foul" the correct way, it's still a funny pun.

Some time after the whole "It was a trap!" drama, DivineAngel was thrusted back into the spotlight after she posted the following journal entry, bitching because one of her Kingdom Hearts fanarts was removed for being pornographic. Although the image itself was softcore, the dumbshit completely broke the DeviantART policy on pornographic images by drawing a condom in Sora's mouth, with condoms being considered a "sex toy" and thus a big no-no on DeviantART. In the journal, she refers to the admins as "idiots" even though she would later try to elicit help from them to get rid of Encyclopedia Dramatica and the trolls.


DivineAngel has had enough of this faggotry!
DivineAngel has had enough of this faggotry!


Although the rule that a condom is considered a sex toy was indeed a rather nonsensical one, it was still a rule at the time, and DivineAngel broke it. And she thinks it's okay to break the rules because she has dyslexia and can't read them.

During the events of July 24th, the admins of DeviantART found her ED page and began to see why she was so popular. Realizing just how moronic the rule was, they decided to rewrite the rules as they saw fit in order to save their asses. Gg, DA staff.

Lolsuit Threats

About one week after the condom incident, DivineAngel updated her journal informing her fans and haters that she was planning to file a lolsuit against Encyclopedia Dramatica for "deformation of character." Users were quick to call her bluff because they knew that DivineAngel does not have the brain capacity to open the Yellow Pages and call a lawyer.

 
“ 		 
Well this is an amusing story, I was making lunch and I got a call from a Lawyer from out of town. I‘m sure you guys are aware that I have been researching the topic of Encyclopedia Drematica, misquotes and dramatizations.

It turns out when I told Vlad about the d-boards removal he was trying to target members of E.D. in attempts to show them how it felt to their unfortunate victims he is sorry if any one who wasn’t a member wound up in the crossfire.

As for E.D. it turns out THEY ARE NOT protected under the first amendment rights act mainly for misquotes and Deformation of character. Because they have world wide audiences they are actually subject to worse rules than the magazines or papers.

Now I still have to get my dads opinion in the matter in fact I know hes got a reliable Lawyer on speed dial for work purposes since some retailers have taken to wanting to target him when the accountant screws up.

(update)

Just got off the phone to see my options, and I have a announcement to make From now on I'm running a Smear against E.D. Just because they are overseas DOES NOT exempt them from using standard moral practices!

that whatever government decided to protect them might want to think again. Americans have rights and other country's should respect throws rights eve if they don't wish to practice them them selfs.
 

„
 

—"The lawyer," Journal Entry: Wed Jul 18, 2007, 6:17PM

Later, DivineAngel edited the journal to reveal to everyone that the EDiots had fallen right into her trap! That's right folks, ED has been fooled again! Surely, DivineAngel is the greatest troll in the world!

   
“ 		 
Wow you guys have got to be kidding me? and you called me gullible one.

The call was to inform me that my brothers case was taken care of and they wanted me to relay the message.

as for the rest of it gee who's laughing now?
 

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—DivineAngel, who was so misguided that she thought ED actually took her seriously.


   
“ 		 
HAHAHAH you think I would use a lawyer for something that is best solved by the hand of the supernatural you fools have given me all I need!
  		„
  		 

—DivineLolcow

  • This is a case for the hand of the supernatural.
    This is a case for the hand of the supernatural.
  • The mysterious Vlad, her attorney at lawl.
    The mysterious Vlad, her attorney at lawl.
  • Oh noes, it was another TRAP! SHE SURE FOOLED US!
    Oh noes, it was another TRAP! SHE SURE FOOLED US!
  • Nevar again!
    Nevar again!

The Journal Rape of July 24th

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAANNNNDDD!!1
Her response to theraid, which was later raided then BALEETED.

On July 23rd, DivineAngel's page became a Featured Article here at Encyclopedia Dramatica, thereafter solidifying DivineAngel's status as a grade-A lol-cow. In response to this, Divine posted a journal the next day stating that she and her "friend," Tsuki, mooned the EDiots on her forum (which iz ironic cuz "tsuki" is japanese for moon lolz isn't i funneh guise?). DivineAngel then celebrated her victory with her imaginary friend by turning on Tsuki's vibrating function. Because DivineAngel has no friends, noone read her journal entry...that is, until two really awesome people, who went by the usernames Whuzzup and RetardSmasher started to spam the hell out of her journal and main page. Their efforts managed to propel Divine's journal to the "most popular" journal spot in DeviantArt, garnering it plenty of more attention. Eventually, the admins took notice of the brutal assrape going on and forced Divine to delete the journal entry. When all was said and done, the deleted journal entry had over ten thousand comments and the damage to her main page was irreparable.

It was my roommate! Honest!

Nice try, DivineAngel.

During the Summer 2007, DivineAngel came up with yet another brilliant idea: "If people thought that everything that happened was done by an impostor, then I'll be off the hook for all the shit I've done!" That's right, folks. DivineAngel played the blame game and pointed the finger at her "room-mate" for everything that had happened over the summer of 2007. All the asshattery, the hexing, the curses, the butthurt, all of it was the work of Mystery Roommate X while the REAL DivineAngel was away at "cleansing."



The best part about this whole thing is the fact that DivineAngel tries to convince everyone that this is her and not Mystery Roommate X by having perfect spelling and halfway-decent grammar. Of course, it was pretty obvious that Mystery Roommate X and DivineAngel are one in the same, as when she began to respond to the comments in her journal she gradually started sounding more like this mystery roommate. DivineAngel realized at the time that her cries of "My roommate was doing all of this plz stop" were not getting through to The LULZ, so she deleted her journal and took a short leave of absence from the internet to think of a better excuse.

Even $Lolly gets in on the action!

Not too long after the roommate scandal, DivineAngel cranked the faggotry up to eleven by posing as her "roommate". She opened up a new account called LadyHisoka claiming to be DivineAngel's roommate, but LadyHisoka's horrendous mutilation of the English language and the fact that LadyHisoka has the same birthday as DivineAngel helped to uncover the ruse. Realizing that the jig was up, DivineAngel immediately shifted the blame away from her roommate and started blaming hackers for what had happened.

The Grand Finale

Not satisfied with the conclusion of the LadyHisoka Saga, DivineAngel decided that ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH and that it was time to fight back by waging war against the trolls with her army of sockpuppets, including LadyHisoka and a new account created specifically for this epic battle: ScarletDivine. DivineAsshole used the ScarletDivine account to inform people that the DivineAngel account was being hijacked by LadyHisoka, her "roommate." Soon the trolls came out of the woodwork, and over the next few days flames were thrown around, accusations of asshattery were made, and many trolls were felled at the hands of the witch. Many valiant trolls were banned by the admins after everything was said and done, and DivineAngel declared her victory by telling everyone that she was experimenting with trolling. A laughable excuse, if anything.

DA leaving her acocunt as a warning for the generations to come


In the end, DivineAngel decided to leave DA forever. DivineAngel honestly believed that she had won the war, for the trolls were all gone and her efforts were nothing more than a big joke, but little did DivineLolcow know that it would be the trolls, and ED, who would have the last laugh: shortly after this incident, the DivineAngel and LadyHisoka accounts were banned, and with it a great era in internets history ended...

...Or did it?

Quotes

DivineAngels say the darndest things! Here are some of the gems we've seen over the years...

   
“ 		 

"That is a violation of ethnic standers!"
 

„
  		 

—- A classic

   
“ 		 

"This sight is filled to the brim with imbeciles!"
 

„
  		 

—- Eyesight

   
“ 		 

"the world dosent revolv around your penus!"
 

„
  		 

—- Meatspin

   
“ 		 

"when will tyou fucking learn KARMA IS REAL! and if you sin in my presence well you are about to find out why im called DivineAngel!"
 

„
  		 

—-Karmic Law

   
“ 		 

"you can’t look at it and see what you want, you have to see what’s there and the flaws are part of the artwork."
 

„
  		 

—- TR00 ARTZ

   
“ 		 

"Let me tell you somethign If i had such ignorance i would haev comitted sucide a long time ago."
 

„
  		 

—-Good reasons to kill herself

   
“ 		 

"DO NOT ever dare attack my original art again little whore, Because it will be of the supernatural that you would to face"
 

„
  		 

—-Little whores

   
“ 		 

"You badmouthed my friend Belittled me And pissed off a Celestial Alliance, lucky for you they are letting me handle you personally! And don’t think you are going to get off easy."
 

„
  		 

—-That's the power of Paganism

   
“ 		 

"If you can't make a valid point perhaps you shouldn't post! I sentience ye to the pits of the nine, may you whiteness their horrors each night till sunrise. Be this your punishment till you learn to act more accordingly."
 

„
  		 

—-Sin and Punishment

   
“ 		 

"you have no idea the power I have do you."
 

„
  		 

—-Power.

   
“ 		 

"people if you are goign ot fuck with someone out of Spyte DO NOT FUCK WITH ME! its a very bad idea fopr more than just I dont have to use the sight to reak havoc with your plains. Also little brat plesant dreams... I curse you! you will now feel the pain you inflict on all life as if it was your own! Enjoy!"
 

„
  		 

—-LOL WUT

   
“ 		 

"OMFG I have screenshots that may bust soemone so bad it isn't funny screenshots that feature art predating the apperince IN JAPAN of certin silver, gold, and crystal version pokemon! can we say someone got buisted!"
 

„
  		 

—- Pokeymans

   
“ 		 

"a flame is a insult no matter how you decide to suagr-coat it, is not proper Critique, and only exists for one purpuse. now the definition say the same basic thing AND nor or AND meanign if you cant say anything good its a flame and there fore not nessary, if you cant say anthign bad its a compliment eather way you spread this it dosent matter much the definitions are clear how people can confuse them or see whats not ther eis beyond me."
 

„
  		 

—- AND nor or AND

   
“ 		 

"You are a pawn, and you are trying to take a creator beyond your comprehension."
 

„
  		 

—-DivineAngel, channelling God

   
“ 		 

"heres a hint when 2 and 2 don't make 4 look for the missing number."
 

„
  		 

—- Logic

   
“ 		 

"Opions make horrible critisisum because its YOUR opion, this does not mean that others share the same vew on it."
 

„
  		 

—-DivineAngel, on people's opions

   
“ 		 

"You want to talk about horrible art At least I try and add soem cilility and class to my design."
 

„
  		 

—-Adding soem cilility

   
“ 		 

"Go fuck a tree perhaps you will feel better!"
 

„
  		 

—-DivineAngel, on Arborphillia

   
“ 		 

"But Thats life, and its hard to make lemon-aid when someone keeps dumping the pitcher."
 

„
  		 

—-LemonAIDS

   
“ 		 

"Oh I'm sorry MINORS aren't allowed to comment!"
 

„
  		 

—-Children

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“ 		 

"May the spirits of the dead rip you asunder you vile beast!"
 

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—-DivineAngel, on Hell

   
“ 		 

"And i thought you knew, I don't play fair when I make a smear, but I do play by the proper rules."
 

„
  		 

—-Playing fair

   
“ 		 

"your idea of weak is flawed."
 

„
  		 

—-Flaws

   
“ 		 

"I DO NOT support ED articles as they are filled to the brim with misquotes and ethnic violations."
 

„
  		 

—-Ethnic Violations

   
“ 		 

"Speritualist Empath, and let me tell you for the rumor that the computer protects you from everything; well when you see what I do you tend to understand that Words are one thing but Intentions can never be hidden."
 

„
  		 

—- Wait, whut

   
“ 		 
"

I actually can't make prints here because every time i try i get that freak squad breathing down my thought.”
 

„
  		 

—-Why her prints don't sell

   
“ 		 

"Don't mess with America."
 

„
  		 

—- A Pagan, a Retard, a Patriot

   
“ 		 

"Why would a mere child know about something i spent my whole life devolved in?"
 

„
  		 

—-Talent

   
“ 		 

"I should also add they the "law" says nothing about the events that will soon topple the ed empire."
 

„
  		 

—-Law

   
“ 		 

"you have serious mantle issues!"
 

„
  		 

—- Architecture.

   
“ 		 

"My Prints are more or less targeted to cretin types of buyers"
 

„
  		 

—-At least she knows her audience

   
“ 		 

"Facts the only facts they were presenting were opinions, and that by no stretch of the imagination is critisium."
 

„
  		 

—-Critisium

   
“ 		 

"I need two things for my plains, a forum of identification, a user name works nicely; thou most often a hair or toenail is expressed thou this is genetic or blood soul, and the spell itself."
 

„
  		 

—-'How to Curse Thought the Internet'

   
“ 		 

"Oh but this is just the bigining, dispite sapping every pinney the ED has they will ensure a "copycat" never appers by taking it opon themself to SMEAR the living hell out of that kinda of humor!"
 

„
  		 

—- tl;dr

   
“ 		 

"Anti- spam request plez!"
 

„
  		 

—- DivineAngel, now in Lolcat form!

   
“ 		 

"i got skilz k?"
 

„
  		 

—- She's got mad skillz

   
“ 		 

"Don't you guys get it THIS IS revenge YOU fucked with my forum now I'M fucking with you. Oh but I'm not done yet I have the most lovely parting gift for you and your foul spiritualists a "Dance of elders" and since they plucked my mind knowing of a simple spell as this is no huge task!however they have not the means to retaliate this one and it DOES hit hard! basically I'm a shamed of you you think you would have asked Zyphen my habits in highschool"
 

„
  		 

—- Again, what the fuck?

   
“ 		 
“Its obvious that people have been ignoring ED fro too long!”
 
„
  		 

—-Hair styling

   
“ 		 

"let me tell ya something YOU HAVEN'T SEEN DRAMA you assholes want drama ohh boi I can't because YOU CANT HANDLE DRAMA"
 

„
  		 

—- Drama

   
“ 		 

"DO NOT BE A GRAMMER NATI ABOUT THIS!"
 

„
  		 

—- Grammer Nazism

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“ 		 

"ATTENTION ALL SATINISTS THIS WANNABE HIGH PRIEST FORGOT TO PAY HOMAGE TO HIS SACRIFICES NEUTRALITY BEFORE COMMITTING THEM THUS THEY WERE UNFIT AND AS SUCH HE IS NOW OPEN TO YOUR LOVELY CARE."
 

„
  		 

—-Capslock. Also, satin.

   
“ 		 

" Get a life lousier!"
 

„
  		 

—-Lousiers

   
“ 		 

"You were blocked before have the balls to stay blocked you whore!"
 

„
  		 

—-Having balls

   
“ 		 

"you need to learn to shit the fuck up!!!"
 

„
  		 

— -Niche porn

   
“ 		 

"This is about something that has been classified as Tabooed in the art filed."
 

„
  		 

—-Taboos

   
“ 		 

"and for the idiot that called me a heretic, I have NEVER drawn hate art towards or of another artist., I never go personal when someone acts like a complete immature child."
 

„
  		 

—-Kettle, meet Pot

   
“ 		 

"Its plagerism more tabooed than childpron, and only because some country's don't think twice about the later."
 

„
  		 

—- Plagerism; worse than CP

   
“ 		 

"NO correcting other members spelling as it WILL be considered Trolling."
 

„
  		 

—-Spelling

   
“ 		 

"Im going ot make you look like a ocmplete and tostal imbicvel here."
 

„
  		 

—- What she's good at.

   
“ 		 

"I have cretin appointments that I can't miss"
 

„
  		 

— -Cretin appointments

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Gallery

Various Screencaps About missing Pics
  • DivineAngel, being her usual lovely self.
    DivineAngel, being her usual lovely self.
  • Another typical view of DivineAngel's page.
    Another typical view of DivineAngel's page.
  • I'm not sure I want to know exactly what she's implying here.
    I'm not sure I want to know exactly what she's implying here.
  • Clearly she's the more mature one, here.
    Clearly she's the more mature one, here.
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  • Speaking in tongues? Nope! Just a shitty Final Fantasy language.
    Speaking in tongues? Nope! Just a shitty Final Fantasy language.
  • HOLY SHIT, SHE'S SPEAKING IN TONGUES!
    HOLY SHIT, SHE'S SPEAKING IN TONGUES!
  • DivineAngel tells us that she is a "speritualist empath." it all makes sense now!
    DivineAngel tells us that she is a "speritualist empath." it all makes sense now!
  • We picked the WRONG TARGET!
    We picked the WRONG TARGET!
  • Moar conspiracy theories from DivineAngel. (Yaoi! Gallery edition!)
    Moar conspiracy theories from DivineAngel. (Yaoi! Gallery edition!)
  • Proof she wants more critiquing! (And still can't spell worth a damn.)
    Proof she wants more critiquing! (And still can't spell worth a damn.)
  • She's gonna be famus!
    She's gonna be famus!
  • It was coming from her ass!
    It was coming from her ass!
  • DivineAngel making a bigger spectacle of her, this time reared at ED readers.
    DivineAngel making a bigger spectacle of her, this time reared at ED readers.
  • DivineAngel crying she did it for the lulz.
    DivineAngel crying she did it for the lulz.
  • Divines out to get ED as we aren’t protected by law!
    Divines out to get ED as we aren’t protected by law!
  • you’re liability causing posts!
    you’re liability causing posts!
  • I MADE IT ALL UP YOU GUYS!
    I MADE IT ALL UP YOU GUYS!
  • The Medal of Honor
    The Medal of Honor
  • The crappy medal of honor
    The crappy medal of honor
  • She can see the future!
    She can see the future!
  • What's a sense of humor?
    What's a sense of humor?
  • Religion scares people anyway...
    Religion scares people anyway...
  • Tectonically her size is normal
    Tectonically her size is normal
  • what i tell you can be pulled straight from my ass
    what i tell you can be pulled straight from my ass
  • According to DivineAngel, she knows what ED does
    According to DivineAngel, she knows what ED does
  • Apparently assclowns are responsible for everything
    Apparently assclowns are responsible for everything
  • Oh. THAT Drama Llama.
    Oh. THAT Drama Llama.
  • OH SNAP!... No, wait, FAIL.
    OH SNAP!... No, wait, FAIL.
  • MY MAJICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!!!1
    MY MAJICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!!!1
  • Clearly, what she implies is rape.
    Clearly, what she implies is rape.
  • She promotes emo.
    She promotes emo.
  • Fail.
    Fail.
  • Let me show you my karmas.
    Let me show you my karmas.
  • Butthurt.
    Butthurt.
  • She's winning, liek duh.
    She's winning, liek duh.
  • "But not better enough, dfammit!!".
    "But not better enough, dfammit!!".
  • 'she is very good at doing cats'
    'she is very good at doing cats'
  • lol wut
    lol wut
  • LadyHisoka (DivineAngel): ED are hurting income!
    LadyHisoka (DivineAngel): ED are hurting income!
  • Lady Hisoka demands that the DA MODS listen to her, or she will “report them”
    Lady Hisoka demands that the DA MODS listen to her, or she will “report them”
  • Lady Hisoka doesn’t seem to realize that as well as being able to get people banned for insulting her, she can also get banned for insulting others
    Lady Hisoka doesn’t seem to realize that as well as being able to get people banned for insulting her, she can also get banned for insulting others
  • She can't even spell 'loser'! Her dumbassery reaches new levels!
    She can't even spell 'loser'! Her dumbassery reaches new levels!
  • Rebirth08 trying to befriend DivineAngel. He must be attracted to her level of fail.
    Rebirth08 trying to befriend DivineAngel. He must be attracted to her level of fail.
  • Again.
    Again.
  • Karma is a generous goddess folks!
    Karma is a generous goddess folks!
  • Listen to your own words Divine.
    Listen to your own words Divine.
  • Moar proof that LadyHisoka is actually DivineAngel, she can't spell "though" for nuts
    Moar proof that LadyHisoka is actually DivineAngel, she can't spell "though" for nuts
  • DivineAngel, threatening ED with the Death Note.
    DivineAngel, threatening ED with the Death Note.
  • Part 1 Divine/Hisoka reminding us once again how much POWER she has.
    Part 1 Divine/Hisoka reminding us once again how much POWER she has.
  • Part 2 EPIC FAIL. ED DID do something about it... and ED WON.
    Part 2 EPIC FAIL. ED DID do something about it... and ED WON.
  • LadyHisoka Talking as Divine again.
    LadyHisoka Talking as Divine again.
  • ED is "Entrapmenting mez oh noes11!!one"
    ED is "Entrapmenting mez oh noes11!!one"
  • IM TOO INSANNEE!!!ONE TO SPEEEL PROPERLYYS
    IM TOO INSANNEE!!!ONE TO SPEEEL PROPERLYYS
  • not da FORCE!
    not da FORCE!
  • DivineAngel Is a virgin.."Did I mention really sick in the head" Nah, not you Divine!
    DivineAngel Is a virgin.."Did I mention really sick in the head" Nah, not you Divine!
  • "take your over saturated happy juice dry it out stick it in a pipe shove that pipe up your ass and SMOKE IT!"
    "take your over saturated happy juice dry it out stick it in a pipe shove that pipe up your ass and SMOKE IT!"
  • DivineAngel's "boyfriend" comes to the rescue!
    DivineAngel's "boyfriend" comes to the rescue!


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External Links & Current Status

DivineAngel / LadyHisoka moved to Tumblr. Same monkey-like gramma, same severe case of stupidity, less funny art and more YELLS IN ALL CAPS ABOUT BITCHES.

  • Loveismysword Her "True Anti-Hate blog", used for hate and general asslicking. ACTIVE
  • Crownedclowngirl The first of a shit load of shitty tumblr blogs, still has her "art" on it. ACTIVE
  • Fallennobility Another shitty tumblr blog she uses like LadyHisoka- to kiss her own ass. BALEETED
  • abyssmalsavior Yet ANOTHER shitty tumblr blog, cries about timelines no one gives a fuck about. BALEETED
  • Demifiend-hitoshura This tumblr blog puppets the previous one, bitching about the same shit and pretending still to be different people. BALEETED



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y!Faggotry

Nazis:

Snover • Jahi/4444

Events:

April fools dA hoax • Anthro Ban

Retarded Faggots:

Bubs4696 • DivineAngel • imagec0rrupt3d • Kiminess
Omoroshi-Fan • skyboy • Snapesnogger

Featured article July 23, 2007
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Harry Potter 		DivineAngel Succeeded by
Mary Moon
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