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{{spoilers|[[wat|AFTER THE RESCUE MISSION INSPIRED BY THE TRUE LIGHT IS COMPLETED, ALL OF THE TRUE LIGHT WARRIORS WILL BE WELCOMED HOME TO THE DIVINE MOTHER AND THE REST OF THE UNIVERSAL DODECAHEDRON WILL BE CONSUMED BY THE EVIL OF THE FALSE-LIGHT AND THE ANUNNAKI ALIENS IN THE NEW WORLD ORDER, WHICH WILL BE FOLLOWED BY THE FALL OF THE ANUNNAKI GAME OF MIND CONTROL, THE RETRIEVAL AND DESTRUCTION OF THE ATU-WAA TIME-RESTARTING DEVICE, AND THE DEMISE OF DARKNESS AND HIS FALSE-LIGHT ARMY]]}} | {{spoilers|[[wat|AFTER THE RESCUE MISSION INSPIRED BY THE TRUE LIGHT IS COMPLETED, ALL OF THE TRUE LIGHT WARRIORS WILL BE WELCOMED HOME TO THE DIVINE MOTHER AND THE REST OF THE UNIVERSAL DODECAHEDRON WILL BE CONSUMED BY THE EVIL OF THE FALSE-LIGHT AND THE ANUNNAKI ALIENS IN THE NEW WORLD ORDER, WHICH WILL BE FOLLOWED BY THE FALL OF THE ANUNNAKI GAME OF MIND CONTROL, THE RETRIEVAL AND DESTRUCTION OF THE ATU-WAA TIME-RESTARTING DEVICE, AND THE DEMISE OF DARKNESS AND HIS FALSE-LIGHT ARMY]]}} | ||
Have you ever imagined how [[awesome]] it would be to take the stories of [[The Da Vinci Code]], [[Star Wars]], [[Lord of the Rings]], [[The Matrix]], Independence Day, [[Scientology]], [[Raelism]], and the [[Bible|Book of Revelations]] and merge them all into one gigantic super-story? The correct answer is no; you have ''never'' thought that a combination these stories would be awesome, because, well, it wouldn’t be. These stories have absolutely nothing in common, and only a complete moron would even ''think'' that combining these stories would be a good idea. Proof of this statement can be found on XeeATwelve.com. | Have you ever imagined how [[awesome]] it would be to take the stories of [[The Da Vinci Code]], [[Star Wars]], [[Lord of the Rings]], [[The Matrix]], Independence Day, [[Scientology]], [[Raelism]], and the [[Bible|Book of Revelations]] and merge them all into one gigantic super-story? The correct answer is no; you have ''never'' thought that a combination these stories would be awesome, because, well, it wouldn’t be. These stories have absolutely nothing in common, and only a complete moron would even ''think'' that combining these stories would be a good idea. Proof of this statement can be found on '''XeeATwelve.com'''. | ||
Similar to [[Truthism.com]] and [[Montalk.net]], Xee-A Twelve is a collection of [[TL;DR]] [[logical fallacy|logical fallacies]] written by a [[batshit insane]] [[Azn|Asian]] [[woman]] from [[Australia]] named Amitakh Stanford. The website is a collection of her memoirs detailing her heroic adventures of fighting aliens and digging up ancient secrets with the help of her [[drugs|divine wisdom]]. To [[mundane|sane]] people, it is the best comedic science-fiction book ever written. To [[David Icke|conspiracy nuts]], it is a sacred work of absolute truth given to us by the "True Light". Similar to how [[Christian]]s worship the [[Bible]], [[Muslim]]s worship the [[Bullshit|Qur'an]], [[Atheist]]s worship [[The God Delusion]], and [[Scientology|Scientologists]] worship [[Dianetics]], [[Truthism|"Truth"ists]] worship the website XeeATwelve.com. | |||
Similar to [[Truthism.com]] and [[Montalk.net]], '''Xee-A Twelve''' is a collection of [[TL;DR]] [[logical fallacy|logical fallacies]] written by a [[batshit insane]] [[Azn|Asian]] [[woman]] from [[Australia]] named Amitakh Stanford. The website is a collection of her memoirs detailing her heroic adventures of fighting aliens and digging up ancient secrets with the help of her [[drugs|divine wisdom]]. To [[mundane|sane]] people, it is the best comedic science-fiction book ever written. To [[David Icke|conspiracy nuts]], it is a sacred work of absolute truth given to us by the "True Light". Similar to how [[Christian]]s worship the [[Bible]], [[Muslim]]s worship the [[Bullshit|Qur'an]], [[Atheist]]s worship [[The God Delusion]], and [[Scientology|Scientologists]] worship [[Dianetics]], [[Truthism|"Truth"ists]] worship the website XeeATwelve.com. | |||
==Summary== | ==Summary== | ||
[[Image:Reptilian mind control.jpg|thumb|Reptilians are [literally] controlling your mind!]] | [[Image:Reptilian mind control.jpg|thumb|Reptilians are [literally] controlling your mind!]] | ||
[[Image:Aliens over Dogs.gif|thumb|Aliens hovering over Amitakh's dogs' cages.]] | [[Image:Aliens over Dogs.gif|thumb|Aliens hovering over Amitakh's dogs' cages.]] | ||
Before you begin reading this article, here are a few things you should familiarize yourself with, just to make things less confusing | Before you begin reading this article, here are a few things you should familiarize yourself with, just to make things less confusing: | ||
*The Twelve Universes Are Pentagons. | *The Twelve Universes Are Pentagons. | ||
*Geometry is Satanic. | *Geometry is Satanic. | ||
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Then of course, there's always this: | Then of course, there's always this: | ||
{{squote|I am an extraterrestrial being – code name – Amitakh. I came to the Earth as a “walk-in”. One of my main responsibilities has been to keep close tabs on an evil alien being – code name – Ikluk.|XeeATwelve|[ | {{squote|I am an extraterrestrial being – code name – Amitakh. I came to the Earth as a “walk-in”. One of my main responsibilities has been to keep close tabs on an evil alien being – code name – Ikluk.|XeeATwelve|[https://www.xeeatwelve.net/articles/it_is_done_it_is_finished.html Actual quote]}} | ||
===Main Chracters=== | ===Main Chracters=== | ||
[[File:ItsJesus.jpg|thumb|The ORIGINAL Jesus]] | [[File:ItsJesus.jpg|thumb|The ORIGINAL Jesus]] | ||
[[File:RaptorJesus2.jpg|thumb|The Jesus the Reptilians want you to believe in]] | [[File:RaptorJesus2.jpg|thumb|The Jesus the Reptilians want you to believe in]] | ||
[[File:Joseph_Chiappalone.jpg|thumb|Hitler | [[File:Joseph_Chiappalone.jpg|thumb|Hitler]] | ||
*Amitakh - The author of the website. She is an extra-terrestrial being who came to Earth to keep an eye on the evil alien known as "Ikluk". | *Amitakh - The author of the website. She is an extra-terrestrial being who came to Earth to keep an eye on the evil alien known as "Ikluk". | ||
*[[Hitler|Ikluk]] - An evil alien being and Amitakh's ex-husband. Amitakh was sent from the [[Galactic Federation of Light|True Light]] to keep a close eye over him. Also the reincarnation of Hitler, John the Baptist and King Arthur. | *[[Hitler|Ikluk]] - An evil alien being and Amitakh's ex-husband. Amitakh was sent from the [[Galactic Federation of Light|True Light]] to keep a close eye over him. Also the reincarnation of Hitler, John the Baptist and King Arthur. | ||
*[[Jesus]] - A True Light warrior whose message has been corrupted over the years. He wasn't really a Jew, Darkness just made him that way to hurt his image. His [[Psion Guild|Energy]] will eventually destroy the Anti-Christ Energy. | *[[Jesus]] - A True Light warrior whose message has been corrupted over the years. He wasn't really a Jew, [[Lulz|Darkness just made him that way to hurt his image]]. His [[Psion Guild|Energy]] will eventually destroy the Anti-Christ Energy. | ||
*[[White]] [[fat|Buffalo]] Woman - Another Light warrior. Harvests the energy of the Flying White [[animal|Buffaloes]]. | *[[White]] [[fat|Buffalo]] Woman - Another Light warrior. Harvests the energy of the Flying White [[animal|Buffaloes]]. | ||
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*Attas of the Light - The Amoebic Rescuers of the Light who are like space-patrol and seek to bring about an end to Darkness. | *Attas of the Light - The Amoebic Rescuers of the Light who are like space-patrol and seek to bring about an end to Darkness. | ||
**Famous Attas include: [[Thomas Jefferson]], Benjamin Franklin, [[Thomas Paine]], Zoroaster, [[New Age|Edgar Cayce]], White Buffalo Woman, [[Jesus]], Lao Tzu, [[Elvis]], Pythagoras, [[Plato]], Kepler, [[Abraham Lincoln]], Beethoven, Tchaikovsky, [[Mark Twain]], John the Divine, and [[Science Fiction|H. G. Wells]]. | |||
*Archons of Darkness - Beings employed by Darkness to enslave the universe and bring about the New World Order. | *Archons of Darkness - Beings employed by Darkness to enslave the universe and bring about the New World Order. | ||
**Famous Archons include: [[Buddha]], Aaron Burr, Alexander Hamilton, [[George Washington]], John Adams, John Marshall, [[Hitler]], King Arthur, John the Baptist, [[Einstein]], Mozart, and [[The Pope]] (actually an evil Reptilian military commander named Ati-a-lek). | |||
*The Anunnaki - The race of aliens that is fighting amongst itself for domination of Earth. | *The Anunnaki - The race of aliens that is fighting amongst itself for domination of Earth. | ||
**Nephilim - This is the race of the "Anunnaki Elite". They also created two factions - the [[Reptoids|Ducaz]] and the Pers-sires - to help them take over the universe. They got [[pwnt|kicked out of Earth by the Light]] though so they're not here anymore. | |||
**[[Reptilians|Ducaz]] - Also known as the Reptilians, these are the aliens that are currently the leaders of the world. | |||
**Pers-sires - Also known as the ''Vulturites'', this is the race that keeps trying to fuck with the Reptilian agenda so they can have complete control of the world. Of course, they [[fail]] every time. | |||
**Olcars - The most elite aliens on Earth right now and advisors to the Nephilim. They also look a lot like [[Darth Vader]]. | |||
**Masa-karas - Another group of Anunnaki that nobody cares about and has aligned with the Reptilians. | |||
*The Greys - The aliens that are forcing Flouride into our water supply. | *The Greys - The aliens that are forcing Flouride into our water supply. | ||
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[[Image:5 satanic solids.JPG|center|The five Satanic solids]] | [[Image:5 satanic solids.JPG|center|The five Satanic solids]] | ||
[[Image:Sun cube.jpg|thumb|THIS IS CUBIC SUN. IT IS MADE OF GEOMETRY AND SATAN.]] | [[Image:Sun cube.jpg|thumb|THIS IS CUBIC SUN. IT IS MADE OF GEOMETRY AND SATAN.]] | ||
Geometry is evil and the work of [[Satan|Darkness]]. Every single geometric figure is just an illusion created by Satan that forces us to worship him. All geometric figures contain the keys to solving the mysteries of life, which is why Satan made them so confusing. | Geometry is evil and the work of [[Satan|Darkness]]. Every single geometric figure is just an illusion created by Satan that forces us to worship him. All geometric figures contain the keys to solving the mysteries of life, which is why Satan made them so confusing. | ||
The Sun is a perfect example of a geometric illusion, because it is not what it appears to be. [[Some argue]] that the Sun is spherical, when in reality, it is actually a cube. The reason it appears to be spherical is because it spins so fast. | |||
Matter is another prime example of a geometric illusion. All particles in the universe have smaller particles within them that are capable of thinking. Spinning triangles and cubes shield the thinking particle from harm or danger. Every particle in the universe is terrified of its death and begs for immortality. | The Sun is a perfect example of a geometric illusion, because it is not what it appears to be. [[Some argue]] that the Sun is spherical, when in reality, it is actually a cube. The reason it appears to be spherical is because it spins so fast. | ||
Of course, if the entire universe is made up of these spinning, three dimensional figures, then that makes this entire thing not just a shitty science fiction/fantasy story, but a [[Dungeons & Dragons|shitty science fiction/fantasy game]]. And really, if Satan plays [[D&D]], just how [[Neckbeard|fearsome and powerful can he actually be | |||
Matter is another prime example of a geometric illusion. All particles in the universe have smaller particles within them that are capable of thinking. Spinning triangles and cubes shield the thinking particle from harm or danger. Every particle in the universe is terrified of its death and begs for immortality. | |||
Of course, if the entire universe is made up of these spinning, three dimensional figures, then that makes this entire thing not just a shitty science fiction/fantasy story, but a [[Dungeons & Dragons|shitty science fiction/fantasy game]]. And really, if Satan plays [[D&D]], just how [[Neckbeard|fearsome and powerful can he actually be]]? | |||
===Aliens=== | ===Aliens=== | ||
There are two races of Anunnaki aliens fighting for control of Earth: The [[Reptilians]] and the Vulturites. The Reptilians are the ones in control now, but the Vulturites are trying to fuck the Reptilians over so ''they'' can have control over Earth and all of humanity. The Vulturites want to fuck with the religions and sciences invented by the Reptilians so that people will start becoming more and more separated. In short, anything that is popular and brings people closer together is probably the work of the Reptilians, while anything that is popular and splits us farther apart is probably the work of the Vulturites. Anything that isn't popular is not evil and has been given to us by [[God]], and therefore, popularity should be avoided at all costs (which shouldn't be too difficult for [[you]]). | There are two races of Anunnaki aliens fighting for control of Earth: The [[Reptilians]] and the Vulturites. The Reptilians are the ones in control now, but the Vulturites are trying to fuck the Reptilians over so ''they'' can have control over Earth and all of humanity. The Vulturites want to fuck with the religions and sciences invented by the Reptilians so that people will start becoming more and more separated. In short, anything that is popular and brings people closer together is probably the work of the Reptilians, while anything that is popular and splits us farther apart is probably the work of the Vulturites. Anything that isn't popular is not evil and has been given to us by [[God]], and therefore, popularity should be avoided at all costs (which shouldn't be too difficult for [[you]]). | ||
Although the battle for world domination is primarily between the Vulturites and the Reptilians, there are several other aliens that are being used as pawns in this battle for Armaggedeon. The most notable of the non-notables are the Greys, an ancient race that has been working with the Reptilians to steal human DNA. The Reptilians have promised the Greys that if they help them bring about the NWO, they'll give the Greys a shitload of human DNA, which they can mix with their own DNA to create a hybrid race of super-beings that will emerge as the dominant species of Earth after the Reptilians kill off all the humans. However, the Reptilians [[pwned|lied]] to the Greys; they won't really be giving them human DNA. | Although the battle for world domination is primarily between the Vulturites and the Reptilians, there are several other aliens that are being used as pawns in this battle for Armaggedeon. The most notable of the non-notables are the Greys, an ancient race that has been working with the Reptilians to steal human DNA. The Reptilians have promised the Greys that if they help them bring about the NWO, they'll give the Greys a shitload of human DNA, which they can mix with their own DNA to create a hybrid race of super-beings that will emerge as the dominant species of Earth after the Reptilians kill off all the humans. However, the Reptilians [[pwned|lied]] to the Greys; they won't really be giving them human DNA. | ||
===[[The Rapture|Rescue Mission]]=== | ===[[The Rapture|Rescue Mission]]=== | ||
Since Satan is evil and trying to extinguish the True Light, the [[God|Divine Mother]] has started a Rescue Mission to bring all of her True Light warriors back home. There are three types of souls on the planet: True Light souls, False Light souls, and artificial souls. True Light souls are good and can be rescued from Satan and the aliens by the Divine Mother. False Light souls are evil, but have True Light particles in them. If the True Light particles can be separated from the False Light particles, the person can be rescued. Artificial souls are pure evil and were invented by either Satan or Anunnaki scientists. | Since Satan is evil and trying to extinguish the True Light, the [[God|Divine Mother]] has started a Rescue Mission to bring all of her True Light warriors back home. There are three types of souls on the planet: True Light souls, False Light souls, and artificial souls. True Light souls are good and can be rescued from Satan and the aliens by the Divine Mother. False Light souls are evil, but have True Light particles in them. If the True Light particles can be separated from the False Light particles, the person can be rescued. Artificial souls are pure evil and were invented by either Satan or Anunnaki scientists. | ||
Here's how shit works: Satan is kidnapping viable True-Light workers and imprisoning them in his Virtual Reality. The Divine Mother doesn't like this, so she sent a bunch of "walk-ins" to Earth to rescue the True-Light workers that were trapped here. However, the True Light workers can only be rescued if they hold on to their Will and do not give in to Darkness. If they give their Will to Darkness, they are spiritually assassinated and become a slave to him. | |||
Here's how shit works: Satan is kidnapping viable True-Light workers and imprisoning them in his Virtual Reality. The Divine Mother doesn't like this, so she sent a bunch of "walk-ins" to Earth to rescue the True-Light workers that were trapped here. However, the True Light workers can only be rescued if they hold on to their Will and do not give in to Darkness. If they give their Will to Darkness, they are spiritually assassinated and become a slave to him. | |||
After the [[Christ]] Energy and the [[Antichrist|Anti-Christ]] Energy fight, the Rescue Mission will be complete and all of the True Light workers will be saved, leaving the Anunnaki to commence their New World Order and enslave humanity. After a few thousand years, Satan will die, the Universal Dodecahedron will collapse, and everything's hunky dory. | After the [[Christ]] Energy and the [[Antichrist|Anti-Christ]] Energy fight, the Rescue Mission will be complete and all of the True Light workers will be saved, leaving the Anunnaki to commence their New World Order and enslave humanity. After a few thousand years, Satan will die, the Universal Dodecahedron will collapse, and everything's hunky dory. | ||
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===Nibiru and the Anunnaki=== | ===Nibiru and the Anunnaki=== | ||
[[Some argue|Arguably]] one of the most famous articles, Nibiru and the Anunnaki is Amitakh's version of the planet Nibiru story and the explanation of where our alien overlords came from. A long time ago, the Anunnaki leaders, known as the Nephilim, created two different sects of aliens via genetic experiments. The first aliens, known as the [[Reptoids|Ducaz]], were used to conquer and control the Nibirian empire. The second group, known by the aliens as the Pers-sires and by Amitakh as the Vulturites, are bitter enemies of each other. | [[Some argue|Arguably]] one of the most famous articles, Nibiru and the Anunnaki is Amitakh's version of the planet Nibiru story and the explanation of where our alien overlords came from. A long time ago, the Anunnaki leaders, known as the Nephilim, created two different sects of aliens via genetic experiments. The first aliens, known as the [[Reptoids|Ducaz]], were used to conquer and control the Nibirian empire. The second group, known by the aliens as the Pers-sires and by Amitakh as the Vulturites, are bitter enemies of each other. | ||
Here's how shit went down: The Anunnaki Elite created a bunch of slave aliens to Earth, and thus the advanced city of Atlantis was born. They killed all of the Neaderthal species and created the homo sapiens through a second wave of genetic experiments. They also emplyed a bunch of other aliens to be their slaves on Earth, along with their human slaves. The Anunnaki Elite eventually got bored controlling Earth so they just nuked Atlantis, hoping to wipe out all of the human and alien slaves. However, some of the Anunnaki slaves figured out this evil plan and escaped before they blew the city up. The Anunnaki Remnants brought with them some of the artifacts of Atlantis, and they're hoping when the Anunnaki Elite return, they'll be pleased with what they've done. However, the Elite won't be returning any time soon since the [[police|Attas of the Light]] have scared the [[niggers|Anunnaki Elite]] into permanent hiding. | Here's how shit went down: The Anunnaki Elite created a bunch of slave aliens to Earth, and thus the advanced city of Atlantis was born. They killed all of the Neaderthal species and created the homo sapiens through a second wave of genetic experiments. They also emplyed a bunch of other aliens to be their slaves on Earth, along with their human slaves. The Anunnaki Elite eventually got bored controlling Earth so they just nuked Atlantis, hoping to wipe out all of the human and alien slaves. However, some of the Anunnaki slaves figured out this evil plan and escaped before they blew the city up. The Anunnaki Remnants brought with them some of the artifacts of Atlantis, and they're hoping when the Anunnaki Elite return, they'll be pleased with what they've done. However, the Elite won't be returning any time soon since the [[police|Attas of the Light]] have scared the [[niggers|Anunnaki Elite]] into permanent hiding. | ||
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===The Real Secret Word of the Freemasons=== | ===The Real Secret Word of the Freemasons=== | ||
Amitakh begins by talking about the history of the Freemasons, where there were three syllables to a secret Word that would allow the one to utter it to control the world and bring the Anunnaki Elite back to Earth. King Solomon and King Hiram knew the first two (which she exposes are are "KIR" and "WHAH"), and Abiff's syllable (the third and most important) was lost forever. Later, Amitakh continues to demonstrate her [[schizophrenia|psychic abilities]] by exclaming that she knows all three syllables(the first two that she would have to be a 33rd degree Freemason to know, the last one that nobody knows which obviously makes her [[insane|psychic]]), but she says she will not disclose the last syllable or [[guessing|how she got it]] because of how dangerous it is. | Amitakh begins by talking about the history of the Freemasons, where there were three syllables to a secret Word that would allow the one to utter it to control the world and bring the Anunnaki Elite back to Earth. King Solomon and King Hiram knew the first two (which she exposes are are "KIR" and "WHAH"), and Abiff's syllable (the third and most important) was lost forever. Later, Amitakh continues to demonstrate her [[schizophrenia|psychic abilities]] by exclaming that she knows all three syllables(the first two that she would have to be a 33rd degree Freemason to know, the last one that nobody knows which obviously makes her [[insane|psychic]]), but she says she will not disclose the last syllable or [[guessing|how she got it]] because of how dangerous it is. | ||
Our hero then proceeds to talk about how [[Christianity]] and [[Freemasons|Freemasonry]] are [[Satanism|Satanic]] and how they are based off the [[Pagan]] worship of the [[Sun]]. | Our hero then proceeds to talk about how [[Christianity]] and [[Freemasons|Freemasonry]] are [[Satanism|Satanic]] and how they are based off the [[Pagan]] worship of the [[Sun]]. | ||
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[[Image:UniversalDodecahedron.jpg|thumb|The Universal Dodecahedron]] | [[Image:UniversalDodecahedron.jpg|thumb|The Universal Dodecahedron]] | ||
[[Image:Itsinnerearth.gif|thumb|Inner Earth]] | [[Image:Itsinnerearth.gif|thumb|Inner Earth]] | ||
According to Xee-A Twelve, everything in the universe is an illusion. Motion is an illusion, shapes are an illusion, time is an illusion, and [[you]] are an illusion. | According to Xee-A Twelve, everything in the universe is an illusion. Motion is an illusion, shapes are an illusion, time is an illusion, and [[you]] are an illusion. | ||
As said by Amitakh Stanford, the five symmetrical solids are the Tetrahedron (aka the Pyramid), the Hexahedron (aka the Cube), the Octahedron, the Dodecahedron, and the Icosahedron. The sixth symmetrical solid is the sphere, the most evil and diabolical of the group. This is because spheres are the shape you get when you spin the other five really, really fast. Therefore, Amitakh Stanford has concluded that the Sun, and all other stars for that matter, are cubes, but they are spinning so fast that you can’t tell. As said by [[Truthism.com]], Satan did this because [[LOL WUT|90-degree right-angles create strife and confusion.]] | |||
Another thing that is not what it appears to be is Matter. Matter are actually ultra-microscopic particles capable of thinking for themselves. These particles lie at the core of an atom, and are protected by more spinning shapes. The three layers of shields are called the ''alat'', the ''lakoo'', and the ''sakooze''. Of course, these aren’t the official names, they’re just names she pulled out of her ass. | As said by Amitakh Stanford, the five symmetrical solids are the Tetrahedron (aka the Pyramid), the Hexahedron (aka the Cube), the Octahedron, the Dodecahedron, and the Icosahedron. The sixth symmetrical solid is the sphere, the most evil and diabolical of the group. This is because spheres are the shape you get when you spin the other five really, really fast. Therefore, Amitakh Stanford has concluded that the Sun, and all other stars for that matter, are cubes, but they are spinning so fast that you can’t tell. As said by [[Truthism.com]], Satan did this because [[LOL WUT|90-degree right-angles create strife and confusion.]] | ||
Another thing that is not what it appears to be is Matter. Matter are actually ultra-microscopic particles capable of thinking for themselves. These particles lie at the core of an atom, and are protected by more spinning shapes. The three layers of shields are called the ''alat'', the ''lakoo'', and the ''sakooze''. Of course, these aren’t the official names, they’re just names she pulled out of her ass. | |||
After it discusses particle shields, it starts getting off-topic and talking about a Rescue Mission to bring people who work for [[Heaven|the True Light]] back home to the Divine Mother . The reason this rescue mission was inspired is because Satan is kidnapping True Light warriors and putting them in [[Earth|his prison for slavery and mind control]]. | After it discusses particle shields, it starts getting off-topic and talking about a Rescue Mission to bring people who work for [[Heaven|the True Light]] back home to the Divine Mother . The reason this rescue mission was inspired is because Satan is kidnapping True Light warriors and putting them in [[Earth|his prison for slavery and mind control]]. | ||
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===On The Brink Of The Anunnaki New World Order=== | ===On The Brink Of The Anunnaki New World Order=== | ||
The most infamous article on the website as well as the one that makes conspiracy theorists cum buckets, ''On The Brink Of The Anunnaki New World Order'' regards the inevitable [[Catnarok|apocalyptic alien war]] that will soon DESTROY US ALL!!! | The most infamous article on the website as well as the one that makes conspiracy theorists cum buckets, ''On The Brink Of The Anunnaki New World Order'' regards the inevitable [[Catnarok|apocalyptic alien war]] that will soon DESTROY US ALL!!! | ||
This article starts out by explaining why the evil space lizards have not yet annihilated us with their technology. The answer is simple: [[LOL WUT|they think humans are physically attractive and therefore want to mate with us]]. This explains why women want to get breast implants and larger asses, and why men want to be buff; because they are being programmed by the Anunnaki aliens. | |||
This article starts out by explaining why the evil space lizards have not yet annihilated us with their technology. The answer is simple: [[LOL WUT|they think humans are physically attractive and therefore want to mate with us]]. This explains why women want to get breast implants and larger asses, and why men want to be buff; because they are being programmed by the Anunnaki aliens. | |||
After it's done explaining how aliens have been [[rape|raping]] humans, it starts talking about other ways society is falling apart. For example, people are [[anarchy|breaking the rules]] a lot more, so more laws have to be introduced. They were originally going to start the New World Order in [[America]], but then they got lazy and decided to move it to [[Australia]] instead. Police officers are being programmed to believe that laws make everyone safer, and military personnel are being programmed to kill anyone who interferes with their perfect world. | After it's done explaining how aliens have been [[rape|raping]] humans, it starts talking about other ways society is falling apart. For example, people are [[anarchy|breaking the rules]] a lot more, so more laws have to be introduced. They were originally going to start the New World Order in [[America]], but then they got lazy and decided to move it to [[Australia]] instead. Police officers are being programmed to believe that laws make everyone safer, and military personnel are being programmed to kill anyone who interferes with their perfect world. | ||
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===Prison Break - The Annihilation Of Death And Darkness=== | ===Prison Break - The Annihilation Of Death And Darkness=== | ||
Another of the more infamous articles on Xee-A Twelve, this article discusses Death and the Rescue Mission inspired by the True Light. It starts out asking the question of "Why must things die?". It then asks why we are so afraid of Death, followed by the simple answer that it's because Satan programmed us to be afraid of death. [[Irony|Ironically]], Satan is so afraid of his own death that he made us be scared of it too, and therefore, in order to be like your Heavenly Mother, you cannot be afraid of Death, because nothing actually has "survival instincts", but instead, just Satan's fear of death that has been programmed into us. | Another of the more infamous articles on Xee-A Twelve, this article discusses Death and the Rescue Mission inspired by the True Light. It starts out asking the question of "Why must things die?". It then asks why we are so afraid of Death, followed by the simple answer that it's because Satan programmed us to be afraid of death. [[Irony|Ironically]], Satan is so afraid of his own death that he made us be scared of it too, and therefore, in order to be like your Heavenly Mother, you cannot be afraid of Death, because nothing actually has "survival instincts", but instead, just Satan's fear of death that has been programmed into us. | ||
After this, it begins discussing how Reincarnation and Matter, and motion are evil and Satanic. Because everything in Satan's Virtual Reality is a slave to motion, when something stops being in motion, it dies. The illusion of no-motion is what keeps the illusion of motion going, and once the illusion that nothing is moving stops, everything really will stop moving and the universe will be destroyed. | After this, it begins discussing how Reincarnation and Matter, and motion are evil and Satanic. Because everything in Satan's Virtual Reality is a slave to motion, when something stops being in motion, it dies. The illusion of no-motion is what keeps the illusion of motion going, and once the illusion that nothing is moving stops, everything really will stop moving and the universe will be destroyed. | ||
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Amitakh begins by pointing out the [[obvious|imperceptible]] truth that the world has turned to shit. She then begins talking about how the [[New-Age]] Movement is full of inexperienced gurus with no scientific, academic, philosophical, or theological background. Of course, Amitakh is in no way trying to start her own New-Age cult and accusing her of this would be ludicrous. | Amitakh begins by pointing out the [[obvious|imperceptible]] truth that the world has turned to shit. She then begins talking about how the [[New-Age]] Movement is full of inexperienced gurus with no scientific, academic, philosophical, or theological background. Of course, Amitakh is in no way trying to start her own New-Age cult and accusing her of this would be ludicrous. | ||
This article then begins pointing out how [[truth]] is so easily corrupted - when a message of True Light enters into the Virtual Reality, it is [[rape|pounced upon]] by workers of Darkness, who begin corrupting the True-Light's message as soon as it enters. Of course, the information on XeeATwelve.com has not yet been corrupted because, well, it is made of brainwash and lies. | |||
This article then begins pointing out how [[truth]] is so easily corrupted - when a message of True Light enters into the Virtual Reality, it is [[rape|pounced upon]] by workers of Darkness, who begin corrupting the True-Light's message as soon as it enters. Of course, the information on XeeATwelve.com has not yet been corrupted because, well, it is made of brainwash and lies. | |||
After this, talks about stupid shit like how Darkness is the evil mastermind behind the New Age movement, and all of the New Age gurus are actually working for him. Then it goes into the Rescue Mission again and how the Christ Energy will soon intertwine with the Anti-Christ Energy, and how cataclysmic the battle will be. | After this, talks about stupid shit like how Darkness is the evil mastermind behind the New Age movement, and all of the New Age gurus are actually working for him. Then it goes into the Rescue Mission again and how the Christ Energy will soon intertwine with the Anti-Christ Energy, and how cataclysmic the battle will be. | ||
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== Flying Buffaloes 7 == | == Flying Buffaloes 7 == | ||
After Amitakh's second [[flounce|retirement]] from XeeATwelve, she proceeded to author a new website for the people who still cared about her work. Unfortunately, realizing that she had run out of clever ideas about aliens and the end of the world somewhere along the line, she instead decided to dedicate this entire website to going political and addressing the world's major issues. So, since she has left her new-age tripe behind, could she possibly have something intelligent to say? Might she actually have a rational solution to the world's many problems? Could she have answers that mainstream politicians have overlooked? Predictably, she does not. She does not know how to solve the disputes between the Arabs and Jews. She does not know how to overthrow the Communist party in China. She does not know how to bring food and water to starving children in Africa. In fact, she proposes no real solution to any of these problems. The point behind this entire website is based on blaming all of the world's problems on [[England]]. | After Amitakh's second [[flounce|retirement]] from XeeATwelve, she proceeded to author a new website for the people who still cared about her work. Unfortunately, realizing that she had run out of clever ideas about aliens and the end of the world somewhere along the line, she instead decided to dedicate this entire website to going political and addressing the world's major issues. So, since she has left her new-age tripe behind, could she possibly have something intelligent to say? Might she actually have a rational solution to the world's many problems? Could she have answers that mainstream politicians have overlooked? Predictably, she does not. She does not know how to solve the disputes between the Arabs and Jews. She does not know how to overthrow the Communist party in China. She does not know how to bring food and water to starving children in Africa. In fact, she proposes no real solution to any of these problems. The point behind this entire website is based on blaming all of the world's problems on [[England]]. | ||
Since England was the largest empire in the world at one point, it is only logical to assume that they are the reason everything sucks. The English are responsible for putting the Jews in [[Israel]] and causing the tension in the Middle East. The English are responsible for the corruption in Australia. The English are responsible for making America looking like the most powerful nation in the world, when really, they're the ones pulling the strings. Her solution is simple: if every country in the world cuts all ties with England and the rest of Europe, the world will start seeing drastic changes for the better. | Since England was the largest empire in the world at one point, it is only logical to assume that they are the reason everything sucks. The English are responsible for putting the Jews in [[Israel]] and causing the tension in the Middle East. The English are responsible for the corruption in Australia. The English are responsible for making America looking like the most powerful nation in the world, when really, they're the ones pulling the strings. Her solution is simple: if every country in the world cuts all ties with England and the rest of Europe, the world will start seeing drastic changes for the better. | ||
While she makes it blatantly obvious that she hates Queen Elizabeth, Amitakh tries to retain some of her credibility by making up even more conspiracy theories about the men behind the throne. The predominant conspiracy throughout these articles is based around a group called the [[illuminati|Qualas]], who are based in London but have no allegiance to any nation. They simply use London because it is in the most strategic location for world domination. The only nations that stand in the way of the Qualas are [[America]], [[Russia]], and [[China]], which is why the Qualas have made sure that these three countries hate each other. Whenever someone stands in the way of the Qualas' plans, they get rid of them (the most recent being former Australian Prime Minster [[Kevin Rudd]], who was a great leader and never did anything wrong while in office). Amitakh also claims that the Qualas are the "men behind the throne" and are controlling Queen Elizabeth's every move, which is why she hates Queen Elizabeth. | While she makes it blatantly obvious that she hates Queen Elizabeth, Amitakh tries to retain some of her credibility by making up even more conspiracy theories about the men behind the throne. The predominant conspiracy throughout these articles is based around a group called the [[illuminati|Qualas]], who are based in London but have no allegiance to any nation. They simply use London because it is in the most strategic location for world domination. The only nations that stand in the way of the Qualas are [[America]], [[Russia]], and [[China]], which is why the Qualas have made sure that these three countries hate each other. Whenever someone stands in the way of the Qualas' plans, they get rid of them (the most recent being former Australian Prime Minster [[Kevin Rudd]], who was a great leader and never did anything wrong while in office). Amitakh also claims that the Qualas are the "men behind the throne" and are controlling Queen Elizabeth's every move, which is why she hates Queen Elizabeth. | ||
Here is a list of political opinions expressed on FlyingBuffaloes7.net: | Here is a list of political opinions expressed on FlyingBuffaloes7.net: | ||
*The world should nuke England. | *The world should nuke England. | ||
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[[File:Amitakh dogs.jpg|thumb|Amitakh and some of her animal [[dogs|family]] [http://xeeatwelve.com/articles/AHP.html].]] | [[File:Amitakh dogs.jpg|thumb|Amitakh and some of her animal [[dogs|family]] [http://xeeatwelve.com/articles/AHP.html].]] | ||
No matter how hard you search, it's difficult to find information about Amitakh. Many evil, Satanic Reptilians have tried exposing her as a cult leader and an Illuminati [[PsyOp | No matter how hard you search, it's difficult to find information about Amitakh. Many evil, Satanic Reptilians have tried exposing her as a cult leader and an Illuminati [[PsyOps|PsyOp]]. Many claim her and her evil alien husband [[Hitler|Joseph Chiappalone]] are still together and working to destroy the universe. | ||
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Latest revision as of 14:22, 11 August 2018
Have you ever imagined how awesome it would be to take the stories of The Da Vinci Code, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Independence Day, Scientology, Raelism, and the Book of Revelations and merge them all into one gigantic super-story? The correct answer is no; you have never thought that a combination these stories would be awesome, because, well, it wouldn’t be. These stories have absolutely nothing in common, and only a complete moron would even think that combining these stories would be a good idea. Proof of this statement can be found on XeeATwelve.com.
Similar to Truthism.com and Montalk.net, Xee-A Twelve is a collection of TL;DR logical fallacies written by a batshit insane Asian woman from Australia named Amitakh Stanford. The website is a collection of her memoirs detailing her heroic adventures of fighting aliens and digging up ancient secrets with the help of her divine wisdom. To sane people, it is the best comedic science-fiction book ever written. To conspiracy nuts, it is a sacred work of absolute truth given to us by the "True Light". Similar to how Christians worship the Bible, Muslims worship the Qur'an, Atheists worship The God Delusion, and Scientologists worship Dianetics, "Truth"ists worship the website XeeATwelve.com.
Summary
Before you begin reading this article, here are a few things you should familiarize yourself with, just to make things less confusing:
- The Twelve Universes Are Pentagons.
- Geometry is Satanic.
- God is a woman.
- The True Light is similar to Heaven, which is where the Divine Mother resides.
- The Anunnaki is a name for the three species of aliens: the Reptilians, the Vulturites, and the Nephilim.
- The New World Order will begin in Australia.
- Satan's real name is Darkness, but his favorite name is Jerusalem.
- The Bible Is The Devil's Tool.
- The sun is a cube.
- Inner Earth is real.
- Faires and Pixies are real.
- The Anunnaki have a device called the Atu-waa that can re-start time.
- The Rescue Mission is kind of like The Rapture, where the Divine Mother will rescue all of the True-Light warriors and will leave everyone else to die when the universe collapses.
- Popularity is evil and should be avoided at all costs.
- George Washington, René Descartes, Francis Bacon, Alexander Hamilton, John Adams, Aaron Burr, and the Pope are Reptilians and thus, are agents of Darkness.
- The secret word of the Freemasons is KIR-WHAH-???? (she knows the last syllable, but will not release it because if you say the word, you will be able to harvest the power of Satan) PROTIP: The last syllable is GET.
- If you believe any of this information is bullshit or batshit insane, you have been programmed by the Anunnaki aliens because they do not want you to know they exist.
Then of course, there's always this:
—XeeATwelve, Actual quote |
Main Chracters
- Amitakh - The author of the website. She is an extra-terrestrial being who came to Earth to keep an eye on the evil alien known as "Ikluk".
- Ikluk - An evil alien being and Amitakh's ex-husband. Amitakh was sent from the True Light to keep a close eye over him. Also the reincarnation of Hitler, John the Baptist and King Arthur.
- Jesus - A True Light warrior whose message has been corrupted over the years. He wasn't really a Jew, Darkness just made him that way to hurt his image. His Energy will eventually destroy the Anti-Christ Energy.
- Darkness - The bringer of evil and destruction, made up of eight evil minds. Darkness is also the evil mastermind behind the New Age movement, science, religion, popularity, corporations, money, and AIDS.
- Time - A True-Light being who has been forced to create time for Darkness.
- Money entities - True-Light beings who have been forced to create money for Darkness.
- Attas of the Light - The Amoebic Rescuers of the Light who are like space-patrol and seek to bring about an end to Darkness.
- Famous Attas include: Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Paine, Zoroaster, Edgar Cayce, White Buffalo Woman, Jesus, Lao Tzu, Elvis, Pythagoras, Plato, Kepler, Abraham Lincoln, Beethoven, Tchaikovsky, Mark Twain, John the Divine, and H. G. Wells.
- Archons of Darkness - Beings employed by Darkness to enslave the universe and bring about the New World Order.
- Famous Archons include: Buddha, Aaron Burr, Alexander Hamilton, George Washington, John Adams, John Marshall, Hitler, King Arthur, John the Baptist, Einstein, Mozart, and The Pope (actually an evil Reptilian military commander named Ati-a-lek).
- The Anunnaki - The race of aliens that is fighting amongst itself for domination of Earth.
- Nephilim - This is the race of the "Anunnaki Elite". They also created two factions - the Ducaz and the Pers-sires - to help them take over the universe. They got kicked out of Earth by the Light though so they're not here anymore.
- Ducaz - Also known as the Reptilians, these are the aliens that are currently the leaders of the world.
- Pers-sires - Also known as the Vulturites, this is the race that keeps trying to fuck with the Reptilian agenda so they can have complete control of the world. Of course, they fail every time.
- Olcars - The most elite aliens on Earth right now and advisors to the Nephilim. They also look a lot like Darth Vader.
- Masa-karas - Another group of Anunnaki that nobody cares about and has aligned with the Reptilians.
- The Greys - The aliens that are forcing Flouride into our water supply.
Beliefs
In a nutshell, Xee-A Twelve believes that Inner Earth exists, two races of Anunnaki aliens are at war for total domination of Earth, the sun is a cube, and that Darkness has created this entire universe as a giant illusion, and we are all slaves to his illusion. If you still aren't convinced that the author was either high when she wrote this or is just generally stupid, here is a more in-depth summary of everything Amitakh believes in.
Geometry
Geometry is evil and the work of Darkness. Every single geometric figure is just an illusion created by Satan that forces us to worship him. All geometric figures contain the keys to solving the mysteries of life, which is why Satan made them so confusing.
The Sun is a perfect example of a geometric illusion, because it is not what it appears to be. Some argue that the Sun is spherical, when in reality, it is actually a cube. The reason it appears to be spherical is because it spins so fast.
Matter is another prime example of a geometric illusion. All particles in the universe have smaller particles within them that are capable of thinking. Spinning triangles and cubes shield the thinking particle from harm or danger. Every particle in the universe is terrified of its death and begs for immortality.
Of course, if the entire universe is made up of these spinning, three dimensional figures, then that makes this entire thing not just a shitty science fiction/fantasy story, but a shitty science fiction/fantasy game. And really, if Satan plays D&D, just how fearsome and powerful can he actually be?
Aliens
There are two races of Anunnaki aliens fighting for control of Earth: The Reptilians and the Vulturites. The Reptilians are the ones in control now, but the Vulturites are trying to fuck the Reptilians over so they can have control over Earth and all of humanity. The Vulturites want to fuck with the religions and sciences invented by the Reptilians so that people will start becoming more and more separated. In short, anything that is popular and brings people closer together is probably the work of the Reptilians, while anything that is popular and splits us farther apart is probably the work of the Vulturites. Anything that isn't popular is not evil and has been given to us by God, and therefore, popularity should be avoided at all costs (which shouldn't be too difficult for you).
Although the battle for world domination is primarily between the Vulturites and the Reptilians, there are several other aliens that are being used as pawns in this battle for Armaggedeon. The most notable of the non-notables are the Greys, an ancient race that has been working with the Reptilians to steal human DNA. The Reptilians have promised the Greys that if they help them bring about the NWO, they'll give the Greys a shitload of human DNA, which they can mix with their own DNA to create a hybrid race of super-beings that will emerge as the dominant species of Earth after the Reptilians kill off all the humans. However, the Reptilians lied to the Greys; they won't really be giving them human DNA.
Rescue Mission
Since Satan is evil and trying to extinguish the True Light, the Divine Mother has started a Rescue Mission to bring all of her True Light warriors back home. There are three types of souls on the planet: True Light souls, False Light souls, and artificial souls. True Light souls are good and can be rescued from Satan and the aliens by the Divine Mother. False Light souls are evil, but have True Light particles in them. If the True Light particles can be separated from the False Light particles, the person can be rescued. Artificial souls are pure evil and were invented by either Satan or Anunnaki scientists.
Here's how shit works: Satan is kidnapping viable True-Light workers and imprisoning them in his Virtual Reality. The Divine Mother doesn't like this, so she sent a bunch of "walk-ins" to Earth to rescue the True-Light workers that were trapped here. However, the True Light workers can only be rescued if they hold on to their Will and do not give in to Darkness. If they give their Will to Darkness, they are spiritually assassinated and become a slave to him.
After the Christ Energy and the Anti-Christ Energy fight, the Rescue Mission will be complete and all of the True Light workers will be saved, leaving the Anunnaki to commence their New World Order and enslave humanity. After a few thousand years, Satan will die, the Universal Dodecahedron will collapse, and everything's hunky dory.
Notable articles
Xee-A Twelve consists of 131 articles. Most of these articles revolve around Satan and the Divine Mother. Since all of these articles are far too long and boring to read, we at ED have taken the liberty of reading a select few and writing short summaries on each one.
Nibiru and the Anunnaki
Arguably one of the most famous articles, Nibiru and the Anunnaki is Amitakh's version of the planet Nibiru story and the explanation of where our alien overlords came from. A long time ago, the Anunnaki leaders, known as the Nephilim, created two different sects of aliens via genetic experiments. The first aliens, known as the Ducaz, were used to conquer and control the Nibirian empire. The second group, known by the aliens as the Pers-sires and by Amitakh as the Vulturites, are bitter enemies of each other.
Here's how shit went down: The Anunnaki Elite created a bunch of slave aliens to Earth, and thus the advanced city of Atlantis was born. They killed all of the Neaderthal species and created the homo sapiens through a second wave of genetic experiments. They also emplyed a bunch of other aliens to be their slaves on Earth, along with their human slaves. The Anunnaki Elite eventually got bored controlling Earth so they just nuked Atlantis, hoping to wipe out all of the human and alien slaves. However, some of the Anunnaki slaves figured out this evil plan and escaped before they blew the city up. The Anunnaki Remnants brought with them some of the artifacts of Atlantis, and they're hoping when the Anunnaki Elite return, they'll be pleased with what they've done. However, the Elite won't be returning any time soon since the Attas of the Light have scared the Anunnaki Elite into permanent hiding.
—Amitakh Stanford |
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The Secret Anunnaki Atu-waa
So, essentially, the Anunnaki have a device called the Atu-waa which has the ability to re-start time in our solar system. It was meant to be activiated before 2008, but they couldn't do it because our hero Amitakh stole one of the pieces herself and thus, made the device useless. However, after the Reptilians and the Vulturites started their drama war, the Reptilians hid the device somewhere in the Middle East. Amitakh also knows every single location it has ever been and discloses each of them on a public website where the evil aliens could find the device easily.
—Amitakh Stanford |
—Amitakh Stanford, Jews were created as tools. They are NOT people. |
—Amitakh Stanford |
—Amitakh Stanford, fuck it if he's killing our tools, he better not fucking restart time on us |
—Amitakh Stanford, if you think she's bugfuck insane, you are a closed-minded robot programmed by the Anunnaki |
—Amitakh Stanford, I know where they have hidden an alien device that can restart time so I'm going to post it on a public website for everyone, including the Vulturites, to see |
—Amitakh Stanford, our hero strikes again! |
The Real Secret Word of the Freemasons
Amitakh begins by talking about the history of the Freemasons, where there were three syllables to a secret Word that would allow the one to utter it to control the world and bring the Anunnaki Elite back to Earth. King Solomon and King Hiram knew the first two (which she exposes are are "KIR" and "WHAH"), and Abiff's syllable (the third and most important) was lost forever. Later, Amitakh continues to demonstrate her psychic abilities by exclaming that she knows all three syllables(the first two that she would have to be a 33rd degree Freemason to know, the last one that nobody knows which obviously makes her psychic), but she says she will not disclose the last syllable or how she got it because of how dangerous it is.
Our hero then proceeds to talk about how Christianity and Freemasonry are Satanic and how they are based off the Pagan worship of the Sun.
—Amitakh Stanford, you know she's got the lost sound because she felt its evil powers, and she neutralized it, but she's not telling how she got it |
—Amitakh Stanford, she's already given the first two syllables which would make it easier for anyone to figure out, but since she's a prophet and she said they won't find it before the universe collapses, there's nothing to worry about |
—Amitakh Stanford |
—Amitakh Stanford, FUCKING SUN WE SEE YOU'RE EVIL PLAN TO DOMINATE AND ENSLAVE THE PLANETS OF THE UNIVERSE BY FORCING THEM TO "REVOLVE" AROUND YOU |
—Amitakh Stanford, ARE YOU READY TO BE FREED FROM THE FUCKING SUN? |
The Twelve Universes Are Pentagons
According to Xee-A Twelve, everything in the universe is an illusion. Motion is an illusion, shapes are an illusion, time is an illusion, and you are an illusion.
As said by Amitakh Stanford, the five symmetrical solids are the Tetrahedron (aka the Pyramid), the Hexahedron (aka the Cube), the Octahedron, the Dodecahedron, and the Icosahedron. The sixth symmetrical solid is the sphere, the most evil and diabolical of the group. This is because spheres are the shape you get when you spin the other five really, really fast. Therefore, Amitakh Stanford has concluded that the Sun, and all other stars for that matter, are cubes, but they are spinning so fast that you can’t tell. As said by Truthism.com, Satan did this because 90-degree right-angles create strife and confusion.
Another thing that is not what it appears to be is Matter. Matter are actually ultra-microscopic particles capable of thinking for themselves. These particles lie at the core of an atom, and are protected by more spinning shapes. The three layers of shields are called the alat, the lakoo, and the sakooze. Of course, these aren’t the official names, they’re just names she pulled out of her ass.
After it discusses particle shields, it starts getting off-topic and talking about a Rescue Mission to bring people who work for the True Light back home to the Divine Mother . The reason this rescue mission was inspired is because Satan is kidnapping True Light warriors and putting them in his prison for slavery and mind control.
—Amitakh Stanford |
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—Amitakh Stanford, pulling stupid names for particle shields out of her ass. |
On The Brink Of The Anunnaki New World Order
The most infamous article on the website as well as the one that makes conspiracy theorists cum buckets, On The Brink Of The Anunnaki New World Order regards the inevitable apocalyptic alien war that will soon DESTROY US ALL!!!
This article starts out by explaining why the evil space lizards have not yet annihilated us with their technology. The answer is simple: they think humans are physically attractive and therefore want to mate with us. This explains why women want to get breast implants and larger asses, and why men want to be buff; because they are being programmed by the Anunnaki aliens.
After it's done explaining how aliens have been raping humans, it starts talking about other ways society is falling apart. For example, people are breaking the rules a lot more, so more laws have to be introduced. They were originally going to start the New World Order in America, but then they got lazy and decided to move it to Australia instead. Police officers are being programmed to believe that laws make everyone safer, and military personnel are being programmed to kill anyone who interferes with their perfect world.
—Amitakh Stanford |
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—Amitakh Stanford, Buying a dog will not only stop Anonymous, it will also stop Anunnaki aliens |
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—Amitakh Stanford, demonstrating her divine psychic abilities of telepathically spying on aliens |
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Prison Break - The Annihilation Of Death And Darkness
Another of the more infamous articles on Xee-A Twelve, this article discusses Death and the Rescue Mission inspired by the True Light. It starts out asking the question of "Why must things die?". It then asks why we are so afraid of Death, followed by the simple answer that it's because Satan programmed us to be afraid of death. Ironically, Satan is so afraid of his own death that he made us be scared of it too, and therefore, in order to be like your Heavenly Mother, you cannot be afraid of Death, because nothing actually has "survival instincts", but instead, just Satan's fear of death that has been programmed into us.
After this, it begins discussing how Reincarnation and Matter, and motion are evil and Satanic. Because everything in Satan's Virtual Reality is a slave to motion, when something stops being in motion, it dies. The illusion of no-motion is what keeps the illusion of motion going, and once the illusion that nothing is moving stops, everything really will stop moving and the universe will be destroyed.
—Amitakh Stanford |
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—Amitakh Stanford, Matter is evil; avoid it at all costs |
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Separation of Light From Darkness Has Finally Begun
Amitakh begins by pointing out the imperceptible truth that the world has turned to shit. She then begins talking about how the New-Age Movement is full of inexperienced gurus with no scientific, academic, philosophical, or theological background. Of course, Amitakh is in no way trying to start her own New-Age cult and accusing her of this would be ludicrous.
This article then begins pointing out how truth is so easily corrupted - when a message of True Light enters into the Virtual Reality, it is pounced upon by workers of Darkness, who begin corrupting the True-Light's message as soon as it enters. Of course, the information on XeeATwelve.com has not yet been corrupted because, well, it is made of brainwash and lies.
After this, talks about stupid shit like how Darkness is the evil mastermind behind the New Age movement, and all of the New Age gurus are actually working for him. Then it goes into the Rescue Mission again and how the Christ Energy will soon intertwine with the Anti-Christ Energy, and how cataclysmic the battle will be.
—Amitakh Stanford |
—Amitakh Stanford, Aliens are censoring the internet (which is probably why they moved to Australia) |
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It Is Done, It Is Finished
The grand finale of the Xee-A Twelve website this article almost resembles a soap opera with a science-fiction twist to it. Amitakh finally comes out and reveals that she is, in fact, an alien. Her mission here on Earth has been to keep an eye on an evil alien being known as Ikluk, so in order to do this, she had to marry him. He beat her up regularly for writing stupid shit on the Internet and not just shutting the fuck up and making him dinner like she was supposed to, but she still wasn't getting the message. She watched Ikluk (or his name on Earth, Joseph Chiappalone) abuse people who disagreed with him, but she couldn't interfere because the Light told her not to. She then concludes by telling all of the True-Light Workers not to give in to Darkness and to remain faithful to the Heavenly Mother.
—Amitakh Stanford |
—Amitakh Stanford, OH SHIT HITLER'S BACK, AND HE'S WORKING AS A MEDICAL DOCTOR IN AUSTRALIA |
—Amitakh Stanford |
Miscellaneous Quotes
—Amitakh Stanford, The aliens are now using new methods for world domination, like writing sitcoms for ABC. |
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Flying Buffaloes 7
After Amitakh's second retirement from XeeATwelve, she proceeded to author a new website for the people who still cared about her work. Unfortunately, realizing that she had run out of clever ideas about aliens and the end of the world somewhere along the line, she instead decided to dedicate this entire website to going political and addressing the world's major issues. So, since she has left her new-age tripe behind, could she possibly have something intelligent to say? Might she actually have a rational solution to the world's many problems? Could she have answers that mainstream politicians have overlooked? Predictably, she does not. She does not know how to solve the disputes between the Arabs and Jews. She does not know how to overthrow the Communist party in China. She does not know how to bring food and water to starving children in Africa. In fact, she proposes no real solution to any of these problems. The point behind this entire website is based on blaming all of the world's problems on England.
Since England was the largest empire in the world at one point, it is only logical to assume that they are the reason everything sucks. The English are responsible for putting the Jews in Israel and causing the tension in the Middle East. The English are responsible for the corruption in Australia. The English are responsible for making America looking like the most powerful nation in the world, when really, they're the ones pulling the strings. Her solution is simple: if every country in the world cuts all ties with England and the rest of Europe, the world will start seeing drastic changes for the better.
While she makes it blatantly obvious that she hates Queen Elizabeth, Amitakh tries to retain some of her credibility by making up even more conspiracy theories about the men behind the throne. The predominant conspiracy throughout these articles is based around a group called the Qualas, who are based in London but have no allegiance to any nation. They simply use London because it is in the most strategic location for world domination. The only nations that stand in the way of the Qualas are America, Russia, and China, which is why the Qualas have made sure that these three countries hate each other. Whenever someone stands in the way of the Qualas' plans, they get rid of them (the most recent being former Australian Prime Minster Kevin Rudd, who was a great leader and never did anything wrong while in office). Amitakh also claims that the Qualas are the "men behind the throne" and are controlling Queen Elizabeth's every move, which is why she hates Queen Elizabeth.
Here is a list of political opinions expressed on FlyingBuffaloes7.net:
- The world should nuke England.
- The world should nuke Europe.
- Soviet Russia should be reinstated.
- Yugoslavia should be reinstated (and then nuked for being part of Europe).
- Australia should fight the British like the Americans did and declare their independence from the Commonwealth.
- Australia should adopt America's constitution (bonus points if America adopts Australia as its 51st state).
- The Jews should get out of Palestine in order to assure the safety of the Jews.
- England is putting all the Jews in one central location so that Holocaust 2.0 will be easier.
- Queen Elizabeth is not evil, but she occupies an evil position. This makes her evil.
- Queen Victoria was a bitch and proves that women do not make good leaders.
- Terry Jones is a douche for offending the Muslims (even though their religion is stupid).
- Zionism was invented by England, not Jews.
- There are some good Jews who oppose Israel's bullying of the Palestinians.
- Quebec deserves independence from England (she says "England" because Canada is still just a sockpuppet of England).
- England should grant independence to Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland.
- England should apologize for the horrible things it has done to China and India (right before it's nuked).
- France and England are still trying to reclaim America, their oldest and most prized territory.
- America should cut all ties with Europe and strengthen its relationships in Asia.
- Scientology is a good, decent religion and L. Ron Hubbard was a very important prophet.
- There is a small, elite group of people known as the "Qualas" who are the highest of Earth's ruling elite and are presently controlling the English throne.
- The Emissions Trading Scheme is the Qualas' most nefarious plan evar.
- Islamic terrorists are nothing compared to English terrorists.
- America should be more concerned about English spies than Russian or Chinese spies.
- America, Russia and China are the only countries that have a chance to stop England and the rest of Europe.
- The Qualas want to make America, Russia and China enemies, which can be readily seen by the fact that they don't use the same alphabet.
- America, Russia and China should all use the same alphabet.
- The Cold War was a hoax set up by England to make America and Russia hate each other.
- Russia desperately wants to be part of NATO.
- NATO is trolling Russia and it will never let Russia in.
- When Russia finds out it's being trolled by NATO, it will team up with China and NATO will be destroyed.
- England is responsible for kicking out the royal families on Russia and China.
- Tibet is just kidding around and they don't actually want independence from China. The people of Tibet love being under Chinese rule and they're honored that they've been incorporated into the glorious People's Republic.
- Anybody who is heartless enough to support independence for Tibet is aligned with the Qualas.
- The plot to overthrow Muammar Gaddafi was set into motion long before the protests in the Middle East began.
- The riots in the Middle East are being funded and scripted by England, because there's no way a bunch of sandniggers could ever create such organized protests.
- Syria and America are actually BFFs that are working together to destroy Israel.
- After Israel is destroyed, America will nuke Syria (for the lulz).
- The Commonwealth Games PROVE beyond any reasonable doubt that England is still an evil slavemaster.
- Kevin Rudd was the greatest Prime Minister in the history of Australia, which is why the Qualas had him kicked out.
- America is The New East India Company.
- The Roman Empire was set up by England to experiment with different techniques of world domination.
- The Catholic Church was set up by England to experiment with different techniques of world domination.
- Everybody in the Green Movement is a terrorist.
- The Qualas support neo-Nazi movements, but will pretend like they don't.
- America (and the rest of the world) should promote Thomas Paine to the status of a God.
- America did not actually want a slave trade, but England forced it on the American settlers.
- America is not the most powerful nation in the world; England is. The English are just using America as their bully nation so that the world will hate America and not England.
- Everything bad in history can easily be blamed on England.
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Who is Amitakh?
No matter how hard you search, it's difficult to find information about Amitakh. Many evil, Satanic Reptilians have tried exposing her as a cult leader and an Illuminati PsyOp. Many claim her and her evil alien husband Joseph Chiappalone are still together and working to destroy the universe.
—Channelz, Source |
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Amitakh Stanford / Amitakh Chiappalone
Since Amitakh's alien husband Joseph Chiappalone has a cult of his own called ANNWN and still claims to be married to Amitakh, it has been rumored that Amitakh Stanford and Amitakh Chiappalone are different people. However, other paranoid conspiracy theorists such as Ken Adachi think that Amitakh Stanford is a sockpuppet used by Amitakh Chiappalone and that the two are now divorced.
—Ken Adachi, Source |
Fanbase
Amitakh's fanbase usually consists of all sorts of people who share the common trait of batfuck insanity, paranoid schizohrenia, and the antisocial personality disorder. They have trouble accepting that perhaps they're just losers, so they resort to Amitakh's writings as an alternative, which state that if they believe everything she writes, they're special and their souls will be saved in the Rescue Mission. Needless to say, these morons are easy to troll.
—DerekOneSeven, in denial |
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See Also
- Montalk
- Truthism.com
- Batshit insane
- Conspiracy
- Reptoid
- Satan
- Sherry Shriner
- David Icke
- Alex Jones
- gorilla199
- Lord of the Rings
- Star Wars
- Cult
- New-Age
- Scientology
- Time Cube
- The Rapture
- Apocalyptic battle of supernatural giants
External Links
- Xee-A Twelve website
- Amitakh's new website, FlyingBuffaloes7.net
- The Personal Devil (a book written by Amitakh in PDF format)
- Eliminating and Solving the Problem of Evil (another book written in PDF format)
- CIA agent trolls Amitakh's dumbass followers.
- Joseph Chiappalone's cult website
- Aliens Et Cetera - The writings of Amitakh Stanford and Joseph Chiappalone as word clouds.
Links to Articles
- Faries and Pixies (you have to read this shit to believe it; written while extremely high)
- The Liberation of Numbers (another post that was written while extremely high)
- Nibiru and the Anunnaki
- The Twelve Universes are Pentagons
- Darkness' Favourite Name (Darkness prefers to be called Jerusalem and therefore living in Jerusalem makes you evil automatically)
- On The Brink Of The Anunnaki New World Order
- Is the Bible the Devil's Tool
- Prison Break - The Annihilation Of Death And Darkness
- The Separation of Light From Darkness Has Finally Begun
- It Is Done, It Is Finished
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