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[[File:Gene_TIME_TO_STOP_THE_BULLIES.jpg|thumb|left|140px|IT IS [[SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS|TIME]] for ANDY BIERSACK TO [[Ripoff|COPY]] THESE [[Juggalo|CLOWN]]s.]]
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[[File:Black Veil Brides.jpg|thumb|center|Is that KISS? Says the teacher.]]
<big>BLACK VEIL BRIDES: TURNING [[EMO]]S INTO [[Juggalo|JUGGALO]]S/GLAMFAGS SINCE 2006!</big>
<big>BLACK VEIL BRIDES' PERFECT WEAPON IS TESTICULAR ITCH POWDER!</big>


'''Black Veil Brides''' is a [[clown|shock cock]] [[fail|band]] of 5 [[KISS]]/Motley Crue [[wannabe]]s and [[Insane Clown Posse]] looking prison punX.
'''Black Veil Brides''' is a [[KISS]]-[[ripoff]] [[cock|shock]] rock/glamfag band with 4 [[juggalo]]s and a [[tranny]]. The band decided to make the [[emo]] kids become [[juggalo]]s and glamfags and clowns who beat off to gay bands like [[KISS]] and tranny bands like Motley Crue. They also rescued [[emo]]/[[poser|wemo]] kids from [[an hero|shooting their ass]] after being [[pwnt]] by [[prep]]s at school. (Who also should be [[castration|castrated]])


==History==
==History==


They formed with [[Juggalo|Andy Beer-sack]] and the band first started out as some hard cock/post-hardcore band who looked mostly like [[emo]] fags. Then in 2010 they went full on post-hardcore and tried to be like [[Avenged Sevenfold|Aids7X]]'s song Unholy Cumfesshits and then a bunch of [[emo]] kids started jogging up to their music and wanking to their shitty hit song Knives and Pens because their singer Andy was [[Victim|teased]] and was called names and he refused to [[suicide|use knives to self-harm]] when [[bully|kids]] gave him blades and took the pens to write gay music. But he could've put it in Vince Neil's cunt since Vince Neil gets orgasms when he gets fucked with a knife and an early period. And he also used paint brushes which is why today the band decided to paint their body and look like a bunch of dirty retards who had an orgy in a pond of shit and diarrhea. Then in 2010, later on they left the [[emo]] image and tried to look like [[KISS]], Motley crue, WASP or Alice cooper. Then in 2011 they change into a bunch of hard rock/glamfags and shock rock faggots who look like they got used a [[Prison rape|pussyboy sex partner prison punk at an Alaskan prison]]. They then stopped talking about bitching about [[Victim|bullies]] and started [[rip-off|copying]] [[KISS]], Motley crue, wasp, alice cooper, misfits and whatever and then changed their hair and appearance to [[KISS]] and WASP and Alice cooper appearances who all look like [[fag]]s who got had a shit that went back into their body and passing the intestines and into the guts. In pictures they just would try to look [[gay|SKARY]] and wear [[Black metal|weird ass shock value make up splattered on their face]], all black clothing in leather and studs, blood theatrics, body paint, sign of the horns and sticking out their [[cum|tongues]]. The tongue is to show how they want to [[Gay|lick]] Gene Simmons' tongue. The new album was released and they still rip off these bands and try to sound old school. In late 2012 and 2013 they stopped wearing makeup, at least not much. Otherwise they'd paint a line on their schnoz or mouth and shit, but usually no. Now they look like Motley Crue fanfags since they jack off to Motley Crue everyday and get so many orgasms that they ejaculate so much [[cum]] shooting out their testicles, passing the urethra and ejected by the prick. They end having cum on their underwear and pants so they change clothes but first clean the cum off their guts, pubic hair and cock. Well, [[A7X]] fans got [[butthurt]] and [[A7X]] are just a shitty [[emo]]fag band. The bassist also is some [[tranny|glamfuck]] who for some reason looks like as if he's someone [[fap|rubbing their own vulva with their clit.]]  
[[File:Glam.jpg|thumb|center|FUCK GLAMfags]]
[[File:Black Veil Brides.jpg|thumb|center|I see a chicken face!]]
[[File:Midget Kiss.JPG|thumb|right|250px|BVB's [[queer]]oes!]]


Typical BVB song
After leaving that school filled with [[Christfag]]s and the other schools full of other breeds of [[aids]], Andy Beersack got in prison in Hollywood and met 4 others who became [[prison rape|pussyboy sex partner]]s in prison from all these [[Beardfag|bearded]], [[Hitler|1-testicled]] [[pedophile]]s from AlASSka. After escaping [[prison]] when the police couldn't see all the [[gay porn]] of them getting [[rape]]d by a bunch of [[pedophile]]s they feared, they formed Black Veil Brides and wrote an EP about being a prison punk. At this time they looked like a shitty [[emo]] band with one member being a [[skinhead]] with [[Hitler|one testicle]] since [[Fact|that's what all Nazis are like.]]


WARNING: THIS SONG COULD YOU PISS OUT A PEBBLE FROM YOUR KIDNEY!!!!
In 2010, they released their debut album "We Itch These Testicles With Itch Powder". A majority of the songs talk about how much itch powder they use because of how itchy their [[testicles]] are, due to the fact that they're all [[cracker]]s and have the skin color of [[cum]]. One song called "Knives and Pens" was about the [[emo]] kids getting [[pwnt]] and when all the [[emo]] kids and even wemos saw it they decided to continue spreading their [[aids]] instead of [[suicide|getting rid of it.]]


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By 2011, they abandoned the [[emo]] hairstyles and decided to try looking like [[KISS]] and Motley Crue, releasing an album [[ripoff|copying those faggy bands]] with the 2nd album "Set the World on Fire (Because We Don't Have teh Ballz to Do It)". They finally turned [[emo]]s/[[poser|wemo]]s into [[juggalo]]s/glamfags/[[KISS]]fags and got them to the big level of [[HIV]]. Then in 2013, they released more shitty music with "Wretched and Divine: The Story of Our Itchy Testicles". They still continue to spread their [[HIV]] and [[faggotry]] around teh world. In October 2011, they had a huge war with teh [[Haters make me famous|haters who made 'em famous.]] Teh haters came to their gigs and started shooting the fans aka the BVB army. They all started getting killed by fans, we must finally find a way to end this evil band who are planning to infect us with their diseases!
 
VAMPIRES!!!! Wait just [[emo]] [[wannabe]]s. [[Emo]] fags love this disgusting horse shit.
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They copy a [[Linkin Park]] song title. WHAT THE FUCK!!!?
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==Fans==
==Fans==
[[File:Bvb fan 2010.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Before]]
[[File:Bvb fans now.jpg|thumb|right|250px|After]]
[[File:BVB GUN.jpg|thumb|right|250px|DO U HAVE TEH BALLZ TO SAY IT AGAIN!?]]
===How to Troll Fans===
*Say that [[Justin Bieber]]/One Direction/Cody Simpson/[[Katy Perry]]/[[Taylor Swift]]/etc are awesome
*Talk shit about BVB
*Say that CC is a [[christfag]]
*Call them a [[juggalo]] or tell them [[fact|they look like one]]
*Say that Ash Purdy is a girl
*Say that [[prep]]s kick ass
*Recommend them to check out [[Insane Clown Posse]]
*Cause a massacre at a BVB gig, including shooting the members
*Hack and delete all pages/accounts online by BVB
*Say that it was funny when Andy broke his ribs
*Tell them they got bullied for being a [[freak]]
*Spam with [[over 9,000]] comments on the band's [[JewTube]] videos
*Spell Andy's last name as "Beersack"
*Show them this article
---[[Successful troll is successful]]!----
===Fans at School===
A war between them and the [[prep]]s
<youtube>mSNvTX78JVk</youtube>


[[Image:True Faggoth.jpg|thumb|right|Typical BVB fan]]
==How to End BVB==
 
Follow these steps and become [[an hero]]!!!!
[[File:Evansanimooted.gif|thumb|right|Other BVB fan images the original]]
*Team with [[Al qaeda|Al Qaeda]] unless you fear teh [[Muslim|Muzzies]]
 
*Get a bulletproof vest, a mask and all that shit
The fans either consist of [[faggoth]]s, [[juggalo]]s, [[clown]]fags [[poser|real emos and real goths]], [[emo|emofags]], [[tranny|glamfags]] and they may toss a [[nerd rage|bitch-fit]] if you insult this shitty and extremely talentless band.
*Get rifles, military assault guns, [[moar]] guns, tanks, bombs, rocket launchers and all that shit
 
*Drop a huge bomb on the gig or make a gun massacre there including shooting the members with skarry weapons
Butthurt fan
*Scream "ALAH UFUCKBAR!!!!" as you attack
<youtube>ZWdKm99IfnA</youtube>
*YOU GOT [[kike|MONEY$$$$$$!!!!!]]
 
[[Fact|PHIL LABONTE SPOKE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!]]
 
==Records==
* [[Prison|Prison Sex and Jellywood]] - 2007 (They wrote this when they were pussyboys aka sex partner prison punks in jail by these faggy beard guys)
* [[Bitch|We Bitch These Wounds]] - 2010
* [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|Set the world on cum]] - 2011
* [[Nigger|Wretched and Divine: The Story of the Hairy Penises]] - 2013


==Members==
==Members==
*Andy Biersack - The singer who looks like he has a chelsea grin on his face. [[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit|Better known for his steamy, creamy, dreamy logs of shit]].
*[[Michael Jackson|Ash Purdy]] - Has a [[Kittens|cat]]-friendly last name, also is a tranny. Is a guy but looks like a [[Cunt|female]] without breasts.
*[[Christfag|Christian "CC" Coma]] - Some [[aspie|asspie]] [[christfag]] with [[ass burger|burgers in his ass like all other asspie fucktards]]. He looks like a [[retard]] who is taking a huge shit.
*Jinxx - The biggest [[clown]][[fag]] in this band.
*Jake Pitts - [[Black Metal|TRVE KVLT!!!!]]


*Andy Beer-sack - In 2010, he called himself Andy Sixx ripping off Nikki Sixx from glamfag band Motley Crue then quits that in 2011. His vocals rip-off Gene Simmons. His growls/screams from their 2010 album before they changed sounds like an [[Aspie|autistic]] [[Kike|jew]] is barking at his computer, because [[Pedophile|he]] couldn't find pictures of [[gay porn|naked little boys]]. Now he just wants to be gene simmons. He's the guy who occasionally paints a fake chelsea smile on his face.
*Sandra (Before CC) - A former drummer who was some [[she-male]] who looked like a guy without the shades. When the band changed, she left to join a shitty [[screamo]] band.
*Jake Shits - Some "[[black metal|scary man]]" with a guitar who looks Trve kvlt
*Stinxx - Blood theatrics fag who always sticks out his tongue and plays guitar and the tongue is dedicated to licking [[Gene Simmon]]'s tongue of course!!!
*Ash Turdpee - Isn't it Ashley? I've heard people say that, but some people it isn't. This guy looks like a mixed bred of a [[gook]] and a [[white people|cracker]]. He plays bass and looks like a [[tranny|girl]]. He's the guy who does these feminine shit in pics occasionally like the glam bands like Poison and ratt did and he also acts like he's rubbing the vulva with a clit.
*Christfag "Pee-pee" Coma - the drummer; Ace Frehley [[wannabe]] fag who looks like the white version of a raped [[nigger|African ape]].


In 2010, the drummer was actually some girl named SANDra. You could tell she had [[boobs|breasts]] if you look closely. But if she takes off her shades, she looks like a [[She-male|shemale]].
==Discography==
* Sex and Hollywood: Prison Punx - 2007
* We Itch These Wounds Using Itch Powder - 2010
* Set the World on Fire (Because We Don't Have teh Ballz to Do It) - 2011
* [[Fascist|Rebels]] - 2011
* Wretched and Divine: The Story of Our Itchy Testicles - 2013


==How to troll fans==
==Gallery==


* Tell them Andy Biersack is spelled "beersack"
<gallery>
* Tell them BVB sucks
Image:BVB.jpg|roflcopter
* Tell them that [[prep]]s are awesome
Image:BVB GUN.jpg|SAY IT AND GROW BALLZ
* Tell them that Andy is in the [[closet]]
Image:Glam.jpg|Glamfags
* Say that BVB ripped off [[Insane Clown Posse]] and other [[juggalo]] fartists
Image:Black Veil Brides.jpg|Fags
* Tell them the band are [[emo]]
Image:Bvb yo.jpg|Of course!
* Tell them [[Justin Bieber]] is better
Image:BVB army.jpg|JOIN THE ARMY! ALLAH U FUCKBAR!
* If they are wearing makeup, ask them if they are a [[clown]]
Image:Bvb fan.jpg|Before...
* Call them a [[juggalo]]
Image:Bvb fans now.jpg|After
* Say that Sandra is a [[she-male]]
Image:Black Veil Brides - 2010.jpg|Chicken face in the picture
* Say that Ash is a [[tranny|girl]]
Image:Midget Kiss.JPG|BVB's [[queer]]oes!
</gallery>


==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Goth]]
*[[KISS]]
*[[Gene Simmons]]
*[[Juggalo]]
*[[Insane Clown Posse]]
*[[Rock]]
*[[HIV]]
*[[Faggoth]]
*[[Emo]]
*[[Clown]]
*[[Andy Sixx's Logs of Shit]]


* [[KISS]]
==External Links==
* [[Gene Simmons]]
* [[Emo]]
* [[Goth]]
* [[Faggoth]]
* [[Wannabe]]


{{music}}
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coU2C6iFjJU Typical BVB song]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mWIZ6fvA6M Knives and Pens video]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVmRtNSdRGc Andy tosses a bitch-fit at a hater in the crowd]


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{{Goth}}
[[Category:Faggotry]]
{{Music}}

Latest revision as of 07:06, 28 December 2025

Is that KISS? Says the teacher.

BLACK VEIL BRIDES: TURNING EMOS INTO JUGGALOS/GLAMFAGS SINCE 2006! BLACK VEIL BRIDES' PERFECT WEAPON IS TESTICULAR ITCH POWDER!

Black Veil Brides is a KISS-ripoff shock rock/glamfag band with 4 juggalos and a tranny. The band decided to make the emo kids become juggalos and glamfags and clowns who beat off to gay bands like KISS and tranny bands like Motley Crue. They also rescued emo/wemo kids from shooting their ass after being pwnt by preps at school. (Who also should be castrated)

History

FUCK GLAMfags
I see a chicken face!
BVB's queeroes!

After leaving that school filled with Christfags and the other schools full of other breeds of aids, Andy Beersack got in prison in Hollywood and met 4 others who became pussyboy sex partners in prison from all these bearded, 1-testicled pedophiles from AlASSka. After escaping prison when the police couldn't see all the gay porn of them getting raped by a bunch of pedophiles they feared, they formed Black Veil Brides and wrote an EP about being a prison punk. At this time they looked like a shitty emo band with one member being a skinhead with one testicle since that's what all Nazis are like.

In 2010, they released their debut album "We Itch These Testicles With Itch Powder". A majority of the songs talk about how much itch powder they use because of how itchy their testicles are, due to the fact that they're all crackers and have the skin color of cum. One song called "Knives and Pens" was about the emo kids getting pwnt and when all the emo kids and even wemos saw it they decided to continue spreading their aids instead of getting rid of it.

By 2011, they abandoned the emo hairstyles and decided to try looking like KISS and Motley Crue, releasing an album copying those faggy bands with the 2nd album "Set the World on Fire (Because We Don't Have teh Ballz to Do It)". They finally turned emos/wemos into juggalos/glamfags/KISSfags and got them to the big level of HIV. Then in 2013, they released more shitty music with "Wretched and Divine: The Story of Our Itchy Testicles". They still continue to spread their HIV and faggotry around teh world. In October 2011, they had a huge war with teh haters who made 'em famous. Teh haters came to their gigs and started shooting the fans aka the BVB army. They all started getting killed by fans, we must finally find a way to end this evil band who are planning to infect us with their diseases!

Fans

Before
After
DO U HAVE TEH BALLZ TO SAY IT AGAIN!?

How to Troll Fans

  • Say that Justin Bieber/One Direction/Cody Simpson/Katy Perry/Taylor Swift/etc are awesome
  • Talk shit about BVB
  • Say that CC is a christfag
  • Call them a juggalo or tell them they look like one
  • Say that Ash Purdy is a girl
  • Say that preps kick ass
  • Recommend them to check out Insane Clown Posse
  • Cause a massacre at a BVB gig, including shooting the members
  • Hack and delete all pages/accounts online by BVB
  • Say that it was funny when Andy broke his ribs
  • Tell them they got bullied for being a freak
  • Spam with over 9,000 comments on the band's JewTube videos
  • Spell Andy's last name as "Beersack"
  • Show them this article

---Successful troll is successful!----

Fans at School

A war between them and the preps

How to End BVB

Follow these steps and become an hero!!!!

  • Team with Al Qaeda unless you fear teh Muzzies
  • Get a bulletproof vest, a mask and all that shit
  • Get rifles, military assault guns, moar guns, tanks, bombs, rocket launchers and all that shit
  • Drop a huge bomb on the gig or make a gun massacre there including shooting the members with skarry weapons
  • Scream "ALAH UFUCKBAR!!!!" as you attack
  • YOU GOT MONEY$$$$$$!!!!!

Members

  • Sandra (Before CC) - A former drummer who was some she-male who looked like a guy without the shades. When the band changed, she left to join a shitty screamo band.

Discography

  • Sex and Hollywood: Prison Punx - 2007
  • We Itch These Wounds Using Itch Powder - 2010
  • Set the World on Fire (Because We Don't Have teh Ballz to Do It) - 2011
  • Rebels - 2011
  • Wretched and Divine: The Story of Our Itchy Testicles - 2013
  • roflcopter
    roflcopter
  • SAY IT AND GROW BALLZ
    SAY IT AND GROW BALLZ
  • Glamfags
    Glamfags
  • Fags
    Fags
  • Of course!
    Of course!
  • JOIN THE ARMY! ALLAH U FUCKBAR!
    JOIN THE ARMY! ALLAH U FUCKBAR!
  • Before...
    Before...
  • After
    After
  • Chicken face in the picture
    Chicken face in the picture
  • BVB's queeroes!
    BVB's queeroes!

See Also

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I WILL NOT KILL MY CLASSMATES...
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[Grow up and quit whiningEmbrace your inner darkness]
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