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Chuck Norris

Charles Norris (real name: Mexican Ray Norris) is a rather boring karate champion, a dedicated christfag, hairy bear, and star of Walker, Texas Ranger which means he's a republican. Norris is also indirectly responsible for an old internet meme, in which he was effectively elevated to the throne of Ultimate Internet Tough Guy by a bunch of fucking nerds and 13-year-old boys. He is a hero to many jock college students who haven't realized that their Chuck Norris jokes haven't been humorous ~~for years~~ ever. He also supported obese nutjob Mike Huckabee in the 2008 presidential election.

Like Everyone Before Him, Chuck Got His Ass Kicked By Death

What have I missed? Fishtank Live was 2 days ago • Kosa was 4 days ago • Ginger was 6 days ago

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They could’ve just fixed Afroman’s door

— USA Libertarian Party, speaking on American rapper Afroman’s SLAPP case lawsuit

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