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== | ==How to improve Encyclopedia Dramatica== | ||
'''1)''' Do you have some funny images laying around on your laptop? Did you see a funny image (or other type of media) online? Upload it to ED and add it to relevant articles. These pages could always use more love.<br> | |||
'''2)''' Reading through a page and notice some drama that's not being reported on? Update the article with the new juicy drama. It doesn't necessarily have to be the most in depth thing ever. Mentioning it and getting a start on it is still better than having an out of date article, which there are plenty of, but with your help they can be timeless. After all, the point of a wiki to be a collaborative effort.<br> | |||
'''3)''' Before creating an article, make sure you have a plan for all the things you want to mention. Adding relevant links, images, videos, etc. to show as examples of a topic's lulzy antics is always a net positive for an article over simply stating that something it gay and retarded. An image speaks a thousand words, as they say.<br> | |||
'''4)''' There might be videos and forum posts that exist on certain lulzy topics, but few sites can explain said topics in an informational, detailed, and lulzy text-based format like ED can. If more people were inspired to contribute their findings to relevant ED articles, the production of lulz could increase to an all-time high. Basically, we need more EDitors who want to fling their [[shit|creativity]] around here and there.<br> | |||
'''5)''' ????<br> | |||
'''6)''' Profit<br> | |||
== | ==Pooper origins== | ||
[[File:Shit.gif|thumb|Me being birthed out of mommy's buttwhole.]] | |||
Hello Ediots. I'm '''{{Glow|{{colortext|b09b68|Pooper}}}}'''. <br> | |||
I've made edits since as early as the [[Ass Napkins]] (2020) epoch using various aliases which will not be mentioned because the trolling operations pertaining to them remain confidential, indefinitely; but I've known about and/or lurked on ED since as early as 2018. This current iteration of myself was created after the collapse of [[MarioMario456]]'s leadership which I was a lurker under. | |||
During Ass Napkin's unscrupulous reign, my edits were apparently so in depth and trolling so trollsome (or maybe I was just the only one making decent edits to his shitty ED splinter, idk) that he even considered hooking me up with mod privileges, but of course he didn't because he's a lazy cunt who can't keep a server up for more than a day at a time. Unbelievable how he managed to weasel his way into that position. I pray I may never unwittingly play pawn to the blasphemy of schism ever again. | |||
==My favorite articles== | ==My favorite articles== | ||
These are some of my top recommendations. Go give them a read if you haven't. | These are some of my top recommendations. Go give them a read if you haven't. | ||
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* [[Aediot]] | * [[Aediot]] | ||
* [[ | * [[Angry Video Game Nerd]] | ||
* [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]] | * [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]] | ||
* [[Audrey Hale]] | * [[Audrey Hale]] | ||
* [[Brenton Tarrant]] | * [[Brenton Tarrant]] | ||
* [[Columbine]] | * [[Columbine]] | ||
* [[Dongcopter]] | |||
* [[Dorian Thorn]] | * [[Dorian Thorn]] | ||
* [[Dragoneer]] | * [[Dragoneer]] | ||
* [[Dream]] | |||
* [[Dub the Dew]] | * [[Dub the Dew]] | ||
* [[Fat]] | * [[Fat]] | ||
* [[Five Nights at Freddy's]] | * [[Five Nights at Freddy's]] | ||
* [[Furfag]] | |||
* [[Fursecution]] | * [[Fursecution]] | ||
</td><td valign="top" width="33%"> | |||
* [[George Floyd]] | * [[George Floyd]] | ||
* [[The Great Meme War|Great Meme War, The]] | |||
* [[The Comprehensive Guide To Being A Party Animal|Guide To Being A Party Animal]] | |||
* [[He Will Not Divide Us]] | * [[He Will Not Divide Us]] | ||
* [[Hitler: The Babe Within]] | * [[Hitler: The Babe Within]] | ||
* [[ | * [[Hunter Avallone]] | ||
* [[Jonathan Niehaus]] | * [[Jonathan Niehaus]] | ||
* [[Kekistan]] | * [[Kekistan]] | ||
* [[Kero The Wolf]] | * [[Kero The Wolf]] | ||
* [[Kittens]] | * [[Kittens]] | ||
* [[Lens flare]] | |||
* [[ | * [[Luka Magnotta]] | ||
* [[Mario]] | * [[Mario]] | ||
* [[Minecraft]] | * [[Minecraft]] | ||
</td><td valign="top" width="33%"> | |||
* [[Negress]] | * [[Negress]] | ||
* [[Nigger]] | |||
* [[Payton Gendron]] | * [[Payton Gendron]] | ||
* [[Pulse Nightclub Massacre]] | * [[Pulse Nightclub Massacre]] | ||
* [[Rangerphile]] | |||
* [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre]] / [[Adam Lanza]] | * [[Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre]] / [[Adam Lanza]] | ||
* [[School Shooting]] | * [[School Shooting]] | ||
* [[Suicide]] | * [[Suicide]] | ||
* [[SuperMarioLogan]] (first article I've ever read) | * [[SuperMarioLogan]] (first article I've ever read) | ||
* [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] | * [[Thomas Matthew Crooks]] | ||
* [[Tumbles the Stairdragon]] | * [[Tumbles the Stairdragon]] | ||
Latest revision as of 03:08, 18 September 2025
| This user trusts in lulz. |




How to improve Encyclopedia Dramatica
1) Do you have some funny images laying around on your laptop? Did you see a funny image (or other type of media) online? Upload it to ED and add it to relevant articles. These pages could always use more love.
2) Reading through a page and notice some drama that's not being reported on? Update the article with the new juicy drama. It doesn't necessarily have to be the most in depth thing ever. Mentioning it and getting a start on it is still better than having an out of date article, which there are plenty of, but with your help they can be timeless. After all, the point of a wiki to be a collaborative effort.
3) Before creating an article, make sure you have a plan for all the things you want to mention. Adding relevant links, images, videos, etc. to show as examples of a topic's lulzy antics is always a net positive for an article over simply stating that something it gay and retarded. An image speaks a thousand words, as they say.
4) There might be videos and forum posts that exist on certain lulzy topics, but few sites can explain said topics in an informational, detailed, and lulzy text-based format like ED can. If more people were inspired to contribute their findings to relevant ED articles, the production of lulz could increase to an all-time high. Basically, we need more EDitors who want to fling their creativity around here and there.
5) ????
6) Profit
Pooper origins

Hello Ediots. I'm Pooper.
I've made edits since as early as the Ass Napkins (2020) epoch using various aliases which will not be mentioned because the trolling operations pertaining to them remain confidential, indefinitely; but I've known about and/or lurked on ED since as early as 2018. This current iteration of myself was created after the collapse of MarioMario456's leadership which I was a lurker under.
During Ass Napkin's unscrupulous reign, my edits were apparently so in depth and trolling so trollsome (or maybe I was just the only one making decent edits to his shitty ED splinter, idk) that he even considered hooking me up with mod privileges, but of course he didn't because he's a lazy cunt who can't keep a server up for more than a day at a time. Unbelievable how he managed to weasel his way into that position. I pray I may never unwittingly play pawn to the blasphemy of schism ever again.
My favorite articles
These are some of my top recommendations. Go give them a read if you haven't.