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argh

hey man, i wanna make an article to work on for a while because i only have so much on the guy. working hard on getting more though. anyway, how do i make a user page again to like, work on it and it not being published yet? i just forgot man, shit im getting old i guess. i completely forgot. feel free to like laugh about it. hehe. of course. --TROLAHOAR 17:02, 1 March 2014 (EST)

  • nevermind man i just after i posted this remembered it had to be in my history how i did that, and sure enough, there it was. christ. autistic moment i guess. --TROLAHOAR 17:03, 1 March 2014 (EST)

spam

stop spamming the recent changes or i'll be forced to shut down your account, thanks Oliver Hart 17:33, 3 March 2014 (EST)

found this

Fortune DaHusky, you'll find this in the morning, enjoy. reply 05:53, 7 March 2014 (EST)

IMO

This is some of the best stuff we have regarding TOW. You know they've seen it, and you know they're pissed. By standards of quality, this is easily mainspace material... but then everyone and his brother would wreck your marvelous creation. Unless it was {{perfect}} and locked, perhaps... ?

Pay no heed to my awestruck ramblings. I'm just a hopeless fanboy of the 'crime. ♥   VX BREATHE DEEP   ♥ 22:38, 7 March 2014 (EST) ♥

my penis

:o what are you doing with that --Likeicare 12:11, 9 March 2014 (EDT)

An8thg

Hey, remember how this guy keeps creating multiple accounts? Yeah he's back alright. Would you like to help me ban his socks if you get the chance to? TY. ••General Niggerson Page me. 17:05, 10 March 2014 (EDT)

As far as I know, you're up to date. But would you mind banning that socker when ever you're up? He'll usually do something like "AN8THGWIZ" or "Z I W G H T 8 N A" or some shit like that. Check my logs, you'll see most of the pattern there. ••General Niggerson Page me. 17:16, 10 March 2014 (EDT)
Luv u man ••General Niggerson Page me. 17:41, 10 March 2014 (EDT)
lol i didn't notice til now ••General Niggerson Page me. 21:53, 11 March 2014 (EDT)

yo

You and I should talk when you're on here next sickpuppy 13:27, 15 March 2014 (EDT)

halp

Not sure if bot or someone is doing it wrong: Sarajevo bloedbad   VX BREATHE DEEP   18:34, 17 March 2014 (EDT)

Miriam Weeks

lol I didn't know u were gay? not that theres anything wrong with that, of course. say being the complete demented pervo that I am I just so happened to have download a whole slew of her whore philanthrofisting. If you want I can make a slew of captures and we can slap it on her page like the cheap fucking slut whore cunt she is. yeah no i'm not angry with her, i just love going overboard with the words here. I really am a pervert btw, I mean as long as we're honest, you're gay, and i'm a fucking pervert. I guess it goes with the territory I suppose. True story: First time I seen 1 Guy 1 Jar I was eating dinner. Only after I watched the entire thing I realized I was eating dinner throughout. Now you'd say that gives me bragging rights (some may say that) but I felt ashamed and did a literal facepalm, thinking about what the fuck was wrong with me.

Anytits, you want me to make some captures, I can do that. May I recommend many shots of her work for "Facial Abuse".cum? I mean that shit is a gem. She looks miserable throughout the whole damn thing. --TROLAHOAR 20:07, 18 March 2014 (EDT)

  • Yeah I dumped the pics on the Miriam Weeks page like guys dump their jizz on her face. Hope u like em hehe. --TROLAHOAR 21:23, 20 March 2014 (EDT)

I made this for you

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hLdz2WQQNY
(Lyrics)
sickpuppy • reply 07:29, 21 March 2014 (EDT)

Pam Tape

Lol I just listened to the entire thing. The Pam Tapes is the perfect title for it. My favorite parts were the constant "you're a loser"s and the "get it, got it, good." And of course your brother saying "if this is the lesbian bitch next door that wants my mother's pussy..." I can only imagine the surprise a telemarketer waiting to leave a message on your phone had upon being greeted with that awesome message.

Also, thank you for the sexy EDiot induction, bae <3. I am honored sickpuppy • reply 06:13, 22 March 2014 (EDT)

Yesh, thanks2u

Thank you for going over and perfecting my contributions. I don't write articles for recognition or seals of approval, but feedback always helps. I'm still learning all the wiki code and deciding how much ED lore to sprinkle into my writing style, and I learn by watching what you guys add to my work.
tl:dr: you're awesome. sickpuppy • reply 04:01, 23 March 2014 (EDT)

Re:contribs

In all honesty, I've only made one edit to Wikipedia in my entire life that I can remember, and that was adding the fact that you never get to see Professor Farnsworth's eyes in his Futurama article. That was years ago, and it doesn't look like it even made the final cut. sickpuppy • reply 19:21, 23 March 2014 (EDT)

You should

send me an email through the wiki with a valid return address. sickpuppy • reply 15:56, 25 March 2014 (EDT)

a gift from me 2 u

hipcrime_dream.png

♥♥♥ 04:19, 27 March 2014 (EDT)

Can I get a rollback on the Onigojirakaiju page?

Some fag removed a ton of shit and edited over it to make the auto reversion not put the info back. I tried to roll it back myself and it said something about conflicting edits.

Please roll it back to this edit. Thanks. Are you butthurt? BAWWW here. 14:29, 28 March 2014 (EDT)

that article

sawwy :< ••General Niggerson Page me. 17:13, 30 March 2014 (EDT)

lold the hardest at this one

http://newnownext.mtvnimages.com/2014/03/tumblr_n2qcicOMFN1tput0uo1_500.gif ♥♥♥ 23:17, 30 March 2014 (EDT)

RE:

ilu ♥♥♥ 12:48, 2 April 2014 (EDT)

re: weev

yes Oliver Hart 20:03, 11 April 2014 (EDT)

RE: IRC

Hey man yeah, I just need to know how to get into my dildomail again, I wrote everything you said down but then lost it like an idiot. fb message me if it involves passwords and secrecy Elvis 14:35, 16 April 2014 (EDT)

Why are thou facepalming?

V --AlexFaggotLets Fuck 12:03, 17 April 2014 (EDT)

Xmas musical

Did this ever happen? I would like to hear it if it did pls. Also, putting in my early request for audition for Dramatica Xmas Musical 2014.  Sickpuppy Lurking Wolf 12:15, 25 April 2014 (EDT)

And I'm still not an sysop yet :c ... guess I better get started on these...
Me,

  Sickpuppy Lurking Wolf 18:38, 26 April 2014 (EDT)

Trouble with pic uploads

I'm trying to upload this picture http://i.imgur.com/Ea0lVe5.png for the Roosh V article,but whenever I try to upload, the warning pops up and says the MIME type doesn't match. Can you tell me what I'm doing wrong here ? Boudica 22:34, 26 April 2014 (EDT)

Re: rewrite

I would have to do a little research on them after work someday, as the only thing I (and everyone else, I'm sure) know about them is:

  1. That one annoying song they did.
  2. The one guy's suicide (which the author failed to even mention for whatever reason).

And LOL at your Freudian slip, HIPCREAM.  Sickpuppy  10:53, 14 June 2014 (EDT)

herro

I was reviewing a new article and thought this might be of interest to you. Regards, reply 18:39, 16 June 2014 (EDT)

<3

• Mr.Jonzz 08:36, 17 June 2014 (EDT)

Me Wanna be a Admin

Hey Hipcrime,

How do I become an Admin? Because I would pretty please with a cherry on top become one!!!!! McAusten!!!!!! (shitty complaints) (me not giving a fuck) 08:38, 17 June 2014 (EDT)

Lovelord Hipcrime

Your endearing title of Perversion Expert is very befitting for me. <3 When I find time away from work/gym/outdoor activities, I plan on creating articles for missing subjects such as aquaphilia, breath control, and of course foot fetish. I would be honored if you'd work with me and lend your expertise in those fields, particularly with that last one. :)  Sickpuppy  13:24, 18 June 2014 (EDT)

Lol @ midget foot porn... we just might have to use that pic later when I get around to starting a foot fetish article. Also, that nightrider hair! If I still cared for social networking, I would deffo follow your Twitter account, bby. <3  Sickpuppy  09:15, 21 June 2014 (EDT)

LOL wtf?

Ya up for a cup of coffee sometime, big guy?  Sickpuppy  22:41, 4 July 2014 (EDT)

You like slap slap slapping?

You've but to ask, fren. It's, uh... a bro thing? Yeah, that's what I'll tell myself.  VX  • 23:41, 8 July 2014 (EDT)

Yeah, I'll be a strong arm to the glory hole. "Oh, you wanna fuck with this guy? COCKSLAP"... unless, you know, this guy wanted it. I'd totally be down to shitting on some WMF steps, especially if young master Oliver was there. I'd be sure to lay drunk for days, ya know, cuz that's how you get the real slimy stuff. Also.... poko-senpai don't idle no more. Can't really blame, but I've been trying to fix shit. Still... ;_;  VX  • 00:32, 9 July 2014 (EDT)

Re: AOTN

Np, I figured said distraction was to blame. And I won't be reverting the image/hookline for that entry because yours is better.

Your new user page music is lovely in the sense of blue skies and mountainous mountains under a red sun. I noticed you too had tested to see if the loop play function still worked (I tested it on the Pedorape template). If I recall properly, that feature was disabled a while ago because people were using it in an annoying fashion.  Sickpuppy  08:46, 15 July 2014 (EDT)

P.S. Maryjuwanna is bad, mmmkay?

Dongs

Hello fren. ◔ᴗ◔ 03:41, 26 July 2014 (EDT)

OH MY GOD...... the header says Dongs :O ~Oblique 07:50, 26 July 2014 (EDT)

re: anonmgur

yeah im gonna relaunch anonmgur as soon as i find a reliable host who wont ban it and not give me the images like dreamhost did. --Mantequilla (talk) 18:13, 3 August 2014 (EDT)

Sounds good :) --Mantequilla (talk) 18:20, 3 August 2014 (EDT)

: )

Ty u for the AIDS bb <3333 - Phobos 01:38, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

molested 2 fuck

i haev been violated. HAI WAZZUP --NekoArc 01:53, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

I enjoyed it :3 --NekoArc 01:58, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

RE:raped

Thanks. I was getting jealous, and for good reason. <3 reply 03:05, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

hi

i dont recall ever being b& by u, its an honor 

Hi 

  22:55, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

i really dont enjoy reverting you, and plus its making zaiger want my head on a spear if i continue. can we please meet in the middle somewhere or something, i'd definitely be willing to compromise 
Hi 
  23:02, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

compromise

I'll see what I can do. As for the meepsheep article? 

Hi 

  23:40, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

Sickpuppy

is back! reply 14:10, 26 August 2014 (EDT)

Page views.

After reading that reply you made, I was curious as to if there is some way to check how many hits an article gets, or if that is only an admin power. Excuse me for the retard question. Sphotof 16:38, 26 August 2014 (EDT)

I should focus on the fine print next time :f Thanks. Sphotof 17:10, 26 August 2014 (EDT)

Cool4Cats

What are you going to do now that Hello Kitty isn't a cat?

Also, when is the updated version with Taokaka and Tango coming? ;_;

Sphotof | Steam Personal favourite article 19:39, 7 March 2015 (EST) 03:28, 1 September 2014 (EDT)

dildomail

I would be honored, good sir.  VX  • 18:12, 10 September 2014 (EDT)

Do you use Firefox?

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This is a grease monkey script that I've used for quite sometime. It allows you to 'ignore' users in recent changes. Should you want to use it and need help setting it up let me know. reply 05:09, 26 September 2014 (EDT)

I'm sorry

I realize u put a lot of effort into that article. I didn't mean to offend u by deleting it, just trying to keep the peace. I undeleted it. and renamed it to Vermin at his request. --Mantequilla (talk) 05:25, 26 September 2014 (EDT)

and i wasn't trying to be a dick, but you seriously just publicly called me a jerk, condescending, and other shit when i've never said anything shitty to you before. wtf man? you're following me on the forums, you could have just sent me a PM if you needed to talk to me about something. vermin 09:43, 26 September 2014 (EDT)

is everything ok?

Anything I can do? --Mantequilla (talk) 15:25, 26 September 2014 (EDT)

Ok cool good to know. You are very much appreciated here. --Mantequilla (talk) 20:26, 26 September 2014 (EDT)

raep

so does this mean you're not mad at me anymore and we can go back to working together on ED as a team? vermin 18:55, 29 September 2014 (EDT)

Re: tinychat

for sure mayn, we'll invite ya next time we set it up. here's a summary of what you missed the other night: 619666
good times, good fun.  vermin  10:26, 19 October 2014 (EDT)

Oh shiii--

<video type="youtube" id="Opub5GavUmo&start=190&end=220" height="352" width="425" position="left" frame:"true" />
This song.. by the same band who wrote Sickpuppy's theme...

   
“ 		 
Everybody knows, that kitty cats and kittens are friends...
  		„
  		 

   
“ 		 
Don't kill Henrietta...
  		„
  		 


Coincidence??  vermin  15:52, 24 October 2014 (EDT)

Makes sense, that song being about Henrietta Meow Meow.
I never made the connection before you pointed it out.
Anyway, I tried emailing you but I'm not sure which address you're actively checking these days. Do you still use IRC?   vermin  09:28, 27 October 2014 (EDT)

im sorry ive been so bad to you.

So here's a quick penis shot

you are welcome

Hopefully the turgidity is satisfactory. Turbogook 18:39, 1 November 2014 (EDT)

Crunchy stoner type 4 u

You like? :> He's 19, she's 18. The soundtrack they're fucking to is Kottonmouth Kings.  Vermin    10:38, 6 November 2014 (EST)

ah, dildomail has been taken over again, I see... well, email me from a different address so I can re-send those messages to you then, k?  Vermin    11:32, 7 November 2014 (EST)

MRAs

Considering how you mostly wrote the article on Roosh, are you planning on doing some shit with MRAs, like a full-fledged article in the future?--Boudica 22:52, 20 November 2014 (EST)

lolllll

Look what I just found: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=819696328063386&set=pb.100000690794398.-2207520000.1416243677.&type=3&theater

Coincidentally it's from the same era/photo set that my stalker discovered and revealed from the old ED.

Dem comments, tho!  Vermin    10:24, 21 November 2014 (EST)

Here's another one you'll dig: allthingsmalefeet.  Vermin    12:51, 21 November 2014 (EST)

twitter dox threat screenshot

Pretty sure its Onideus, same style of writing, especially the way he says gawd, also file was uploaded the same day he mentioned it on his facebook (Oni Deus), and uses the same source --Likeicare 17:59, 26 November 2014 (EST)

Broken CSS?

The entire wiki seems to have been broken. No more pretty "edit" button, no more searchbar at the left... Antonov 19:21, 28 November 2014 (EST)

FUCK OFF I WAS TRYING TO UPLOAD NOODZ ALSO GET ON IRC reply 15:56, 29 November 2014 (EST)
DO IT, FAGGOT.  Vermin    09:35, 1 December 2014 (EST)

-hipcrime 16:10, 29 November 2014 (EST)
oh all right -hipcrime 20:36, 1 December 2014 (EST)

MY DICK

IF I TAKE A PICTURE OF MY DICK AND UPLOAD IT TO WIKI WHEN DRUNK WILL YOU JACK OFF TO IT AND CUM MY GAY WEASEL FRIEND Snaggletoothsies 15:39, 29 November 2014 (EST)

yes. see your talkpage. no IRC atm however. -hipcrime 16:11, 29 November 2014 (EST)

Re: Operation Overlord

Unfortunately, my old computer died and I lost the images I had for that with it. I apologize. - Vinland 01:11, 7 December 2014 (EST)

Merry early xxxmas from the filthiest!

:>  Vermin    02:46, 7 December 2014 (EST)

Hey there

I placed my magnificent requested turd on the Men hating page only to be devastated by its removal. Can you guys make sure it stays on there? --TROLAHOAR (talk) 08:13, 7 December 2014 (EST)

Re: Vimeo

It doesn't appear to be working anymore for some reason, as evidenced here and just below:

<video type="vimeo" id="114602096" width="200" height="300" position="center" />  Vermin    10:52, 18 December 2014 (EST)

Oh no, I have no intention of changing your AOTN. In fact, that was what I was attempting to convey in the TJC, that we could use more help actively setting the XOTNs, especially if there are new editors who've got that twinkle in their eyes. I was off the grid for a while and spending a lot of my free time online, but I recently bought myself a Wii U and the new Smash Bros game and have been hanging out with friends on my days off from work, so I'm unable to help maintain the main page as much as I was before.  Vermin    02:43, 21 December 2014 (EST)

I might help you vermin if zaiger stops accusing me of being someone's sock :/ Tigercommander 02:55, 21 December 2014 (EST)

Yeah man, that'd be cool. I see you actively working on things here and posting on the forums. But tbh you brought that accusation on yourself if you logged into the bugmenot account Schnookums was using to vandalize admin's user pages with (the password used to be on its user page before it was deleted off of there after your IP matched its). Prolly didn't help when you said "it was my brother who did it" and later edited over that statement to blame it on a VPN. Zaiger's the only one who can give you editor/admin privs, so you'd wanna do whatever you can to appease his suspicions and appreciate that he's just doing his job of defending his wiki.  Vermin    10:25, 21 December 2014 (EST)

I understand he is doing it for ED, but i only logged into that account to see if it works :/, curiosity kills i guess.. Tigercommander 11:38, 21 December 2014 (EST)

And me saying it was my brother was because i got nervous, I only logged into it for a sec to test it, It said you can log in to have some free annon fun, well, they lied.. Tigercommander 11:43, 21 December 2014 (EST)

The reason

The reason I took my feces of the mens rights activists page is because I think right now new ED doesn't deserve them. I was going to do something incredible for ED this Christmas, but backed out because of CobaltCat and my feces being removed, continuously, from the actual mens right activists page. You see, in the old days of ED a page like that wouldn't have seen the light of day, it would have been vandalized all to fuck. The only reason I took a shit on it is because nobody else would do it. I wanna see that page vandalized and raped beyond repair by lots and lots of ED members, but I ain't seeing it. Instead I see people like CobaltCat and others protecting it, it doesn't make any sense. This is worse than what GirlVinyl did to ED. At least with "ohinternet" it was completely replaced by another shitty page. This, however, looks like ED, smells like ED, feels like ED.... but it's not my ED. --TEARSGALORE (talk) 08:14, 21 December 2014 (EST)

Are you still saturating talk pages with your tears? If you don't like others challenging your edits, then go back to posing as a pre-teen girl on YouTube, dude. The irony in what you're saying about "new ED" is amusing, considering you keep fagging it up with your sensitive snowflake shit.   
10:31, 26 December 2014 (EST)

Merry EDmas 2u, friend

Merry XXXmas from vermin   
04:47, 25 December 2014 (EST)
Aw, you don't need to get me anything. I've been a naughty rodent this year anyway! :>   
10:32, 26 December 2014 (EST)

required viewing

♥♥♥ 21:05, 27 December 2014 (EST)

"Alex Torres" wouldn't know positivity if it slapped him in the face. ♥♥♥ 21:34, 27 December 2014 (EST)

yes hello

plz to be getting on skype ◔ᴗ◔ 04:33, 6 January 2015 (EST)

Hai2u friend

Hope your new year and has been good so far, and hope you've been feeling better.

One of my friends sent me a "foot tease" video as a late Christmas present that I imagine you might enjoy, so here it is. :>

He used to get a kick out of wearing the same socks for days and letting his feet get real pungent, and then asking everyone to smell em. I for one never declined! ;>  Vermin   18:21, 16 January 2015 (EST)

thx











Tigercommander 05:51, 17 January 2015 (EST)

Peter Coffin

While studying this guy's videos for psychological reasons, I stumbled upon something amusing that made me think of you. His oldest video, uploaded back in 2006:

It's also worth mentioning that he exhibits effeminate speech patterns and body language. Get him, tiger! :> Vermin   11:24, 28 January 2015 (EST)

Shibby

Well hey, what's goin' on in hipcrime's square? VX is being a little too formal with me regarding a request I posted to Needed/Proposed, so I wanted to make sure you're not misunderstanding my message like he apparently did.

You see, I like the article you wrote about me, which is why I voted to restore it. Yes, the inclusion of the fictional "IRC vs EDF" civil war was lame, but that's not a big deal. But you see, it seems like after everything got put out on the table, and everyone became cool again, the article just stopped. It's now unfinished and outdated, and I was merely hoping for it to be expanded with my post to N/P.

It's disappointing to me how so few are willing to playfully engage each other on ED these days. Some of it is being written off as "being a dick," when really it's just being done in the spirit of the site. Some of it gets ignored because people don't want to be seen as weak for "giving into/falling for trolling." I think you catch my drift.

Anyway, before I get too off topic, I was only asking anyone out there to add *more* satire to the article, since I'm so open about my natural lifestyle, my personal interests, and my taste in women. Asking a pre-existing article to be expanded isn't "vanity," either. Hell, if my article *were* a dick-sucking vanity page, I *would* have asked zaiger to delete it! But that's just me. :> Vermin   02:11, 30 January 2015 (EST)

hello known homosexual hipcrime

i fixed the thing you put on junius's talk. i am very good at computer. <3 ~Oblique 19:18, 30 January 2015 (EST)

Thanks, Oblique. The template was set to float left, so Template:Clear was needed. --JuniusThaddeus 19:29, 30 January 2015 (EST)
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