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The Thousand Titles Of Hipcrime

	“	All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances, and one man in his time plays many parts...	„
	— William Shakespeare

1. Duke of Dongs
2. Emir of Erections
3. Viscount of the Vas Deferens
4. Reeve of Reacharounds
5. Prince of Penii
6. Baron of Balls
7. Master of Members
8. Sultan of Semen
9. Squire of Scrotums
10. Bishop of Barebacking
11. Friar of Fisting
12. Despot of Dicks
13. Archangel of Anallingus
14. Reclusiarch of Rectums
15. Saint of Santorum
16. Shogun of Shafts
17. Deacon of Dicklicking
18. Kaiser of Cockgobbling
19. Earl of Ejaculate
20. Captain of Cum
21. Boyar of Buttsex
22. Regent of Rimjobs
23. President-Elect of Penises-Erect
24. Pharaoh of Phallus
25. Golden God of Gloryholes
26. Chief of Chodes
27. Owner of Orgies
28. Aristocrat of Anal Sex
29. Autocrat of AIDS
30. Padre of Penetration
31. Lieutenant of Lechery
32. Overlord of Orgasm
33. Tycoon of Testicles
34. Father of Felching
35. Count of Copulation
36. Head of Harems
37. Almighty of Assplay
38. Potentate of the Prostate
39. Reverend of Rent Boys
40. Hierarch of Handjobs
41. Holy Lord of Hairy Leatherboys
42. Missionary of Masturbation
43. Saviour of Sperm
44. Brigadier of Bumholes
45. Field Martial of Fapping
46. General of GRIDS
47. Hero of Homosexuals
48. Sheikh of Scat
49. Crown Prince of Cockteasing
50. Professor of Piss-Play
51. Doge of Debauchery
52. Colonel of Cock-Worship
53. Ba'al of Bears
54. Emperor of Escorts
55. Comte of Crackwhores
56. Palatine of Prostitutes
57. Sergeant of Saladtossing
58. Wizard of Watersports
59. Fraujaz of Fetishes
60. Defender of Docking
61. Fürst of Felines
62. Hersir of Queer
63. Marquis of Mating
64. Gallant of Gayness
65. Baig of Blowjobs
66. Sawai of Sextoys
67. Princeps of Prolapse
68. Olympian of Oral
69. Pope of Posteriors
70. Dame of Dildos
71. Bishop of Bath Houses
72. Baroness of Bellends
73. Daula of Deepthroat
74. Prince-Bishop of Precum
75. Secretary of Sex
76. Demigod of Domination
77. Duchess of Deviance
78. Shah of Streetworking
79. Vice-President of Vagina-Fear
80. Totalitarian of Twinks
81. Martyr of Menstrual-Crack
82. Scion of Sucking
83. Lord of Ladymen
84. Allamah of AIDS
85. Negus of Necrophilia
86. Paramount of Penetration
87. Principal of Pornography
88. Jester of Jizzdrinking
89. Commander of Condoms
90. Bey of Buttfucking
91. Detu of Dicktickling
92. Vanquisher of Virginity
93. High King of Hipness
94. Burgher of Blumpkins
95. Abolitionist of Abstinence
96. Romancer of Rachel Maddow
97. Caesar of Cleveland Steamers
98. Terror to Teetotalers
99. Vidame of Vices
100. Seeker of Sin
101. Grand Baron of Ball-Cupping
102. Fellator of Filipino Ladyboys
103. Hoarder of HIV
104. Librarian of Licentiousness
105. Buggerer of Boys
106. Sifu of Spermatozoon
107. Lapper of Love-juice
108. Deputy of Dogging
109. Enticer of Eunuchs
110. Spirit of Seduction
111. Chieftain of Cruising
112. Manipulator of Meatus
113. Despoiler of Diaperfurs
114. Supplicant of Sodomy
115. Ravager of Rectums
116. Svengali of Smegma
117. Antagoniser of Anal-passages
118. Practitioner of Penis-Puppetry
119. Advocate of Amyl-Nitrate™
120. Bringer of Buttplugs
121. Ambassador of Autofellatio
122. Head-honcho of Head
123. Pastor of Pillow-biting
124. Scholar of Spunk
125. Bachelor of Bestiality
126. Viceroy of Vaseline
127. High Mage of Hirsute Males
128. Warrior of Willies
129. Fondler of Firemen
130. Archmagus of Assfucking
131. Prophet of Penetration
132. Rider of Ramrods
133. Mangler of Manhoods
134. Beadle of Breath-Play
135. Justicar of Jap's-eyes
136. Tsar of Tops
137. Broker of Bottoms
138. Master of Monglers
139. Boss of Boners
140. Dictator of Dicksucking
141. Don of Dicktown
142. Ace of Anal
143. Consul of Cocks
144. Praetor of Prolapse
145. Minister of Meat
146. Cardinal of Cornholing
147. Pharaoh of Pozzing
148. Bailiff of Ballsacks
149. Arbiter of Assrammers
150. Duke of Disease
151. Assistant-Director of Anal-Dilation
152. Sheriff of Shitstabbing
153. Maharaja of the Money Shot
154. Conqueror of the Clunge
155. Ayatollah of Eye Doctors
156. High Priest of Hard-ons
157. Mayor of Munchcock
158. Patriarch of Poop
159. Fuhrer of Fartknocking
160. Dean of Dirtboxes
161. Guardian of the Holy Gonads
162. Sovereign of Soggy Biscuits
163. Dauphin of Daisychains
164. Hierophant of the Hershey Highway
165. Nabob of Knob-jockeys
166. Grand Caliph of Hand-relief
167. Mogul of Mudlove
168. Commandant of the Coal-hole
169. Pasha of the Pink Oboe
170. Imam of Immorality
171. Chancellor of the Chocolate Speedway
172. CEO of Fellatio
173. Shaman of the Shaft
174. Curator of Cavities
175. First Lady of Baby Gravy
176. Governor of Buggery
177. Knight of the Brown Cable
178. Guru of the Glue Gun
179. Monarch of Munging
180. Doyen of Diphallia
181. Godfather of the Gooch
182. Tycoon of Teledildonics
183. Warden of Whoredom
184. Custodian of the Custard Cannon
185. Leader of Licking
186. Buccaneer of Bondage
187. First Duke of Foreskin
188. Pirate of Pubic hair
189. Fellator of Feet
190. Ruler of Rectums

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