User:SuperDuperEgo/Roger Waters

As Pink Floyd co-founder and greatest mind in rock ever, George Roger "Serious Business" Waters was born in a thunderous cloud of awesome that hung over the little people of England until he was so gracious as to descend from The Heavens to spread his gospel of truth to the masses via his divine command over generations of hippies, stoners, and fat chicks. Often seen in archival band footage smoking weed, making weird noises into a microphone, and playing bass in his underwear, Roger Waters was destined to conquer (or at least trademark) everything in his path towards personal greatness. It is known in music folklore that anyone who dares question this divine being will be put up against a wall in front of a crowd of over 9000 concert attendees, including your mom, your dad, and every past and present member of Anonymous. And should he use The Internets as a means of communicating his displeasure with you as an entity, your crushing pwnage by old liberals will be swift and merciless. In other words, the author of this blasphemous ED article on The Man Himself may very well have until last Thursday to live before Roger smites the living shit out of him or her.

Fear The Roger

Ever since the first time he made his former band mates facepalm with his ideas, Roger Waters has been a force for revenge against anyone who represents greed and capitalism. In order to convey these great feelings, he has built a reputation based on huge, elaborate publicity campaigns, monumentally expensive shows, concept albums, more concept albums, and many other things that remind the diabolical ruling class that he also has a lot of money to throw around. In other words, don't expect his IRL trolling campaign against the world to end anytime soon. And should you stand in his way, be very afraid of his flying attack pig.

Genius marketing in the style of epic fascism.

Please do not fap to this solo album cover, for this is art.

Known Pasttimes Of The Roger

1.) Spitting on fanbois
2.) Getting his old concert rants uploaded everywhere again and again and yet again for the lulz
3.) Demanding all rights to the Pink Floyd name after he left the band
4.) Spraying graffiti on the evil Zionist Israeli West Bank Barrier
5.) Discussing the unique diplomatic abilities of oysters
6.) Keeping after a giant inflatable pig with which he always manages to prove a valid point
7.) Deciding who lives and who dies
8.) Turning the newfags into premature oldfags
9.) Inspiring young hipsters and old hippies to echo his crazy liberal bullshit
10.) Turning his endless list of issues into concept albums
11.) Using said concept albums as a means to troll everything from your mom to Apartheid to God Himself
12.) Singing about his dad dying in the war
13.) Did I mention his dad died in the war?
14.) ???
15.) HOLY SHIT, MEGA SUPER ULTRA FUCKING PROFIT!!1!oneone

Roger Waters Discovers The Internet (i.e. DON'T PANIC)

Proving yet again that nothing exists unless Roger Waters owns it, Roger has taken a not-so-surprising liking to the world domination potential of The Internets. Along with an official Web page, Roger can also be found ruling over the Gods of YouTube and Facebook with his unique views on politics and current events. A lot of this insight stems from his very own genius, but has been enhanced over the years with only the finest chemicals known to mankind. It is with this combination of greatness that the general public is treated to videos like these: