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keeping this here until CLU fixes the problem raping loserinfo, then i will move him over to there.

Neil Rutherford

Neil Rutherford
Born: May 15, 1922
Died: September 15, 1976 (aged 54)
Nationality: Britfag  
Highscore Killed 4
Top 50? No
Style FPS + Fire Emblem, Single Player
An Hero? Yes


Lt Cmdr Neil Rutherford, DSC, was a former British Navy commander who, after fighting in World War 2 and the Korea War, would move to a town in North Wales and became a gardener for the Red Gables Hotel. It was a quiet town named Penmaenmawr, well it was quiet until this retard shot it up killing 4 people, lit it on fire then became an hero because the hotel owner didn't reciprocate the same feelings back. Due to it happening in the North, no one really cared as the Neil wasn't Welsh and neither were any of his victims.

Loadout

Class setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Ortgies semi-automatic pistol
  • 10~20 Damage.
  • Secondary: Fire
  • +5 damage each second.
  • Perk: Inceldom
  • Double or triple damage against women, children and fuckboys.
    Quadruple or quintuple if they are from 16 to 25 years old.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 4/20 0 injured
Accuracy: 17/20 As far as we know, 3 people were killed instantly and the other died later
Style: 10/20 Lit the hotel up in flames
Butthurt: 1/20 Had the tiniest amount of news coverage
Bonus: 6/20 Deadliest mass shooting in Wales, also the only one
Total Score: 38/100 (D)
"Cyntaf i’r felin caiff falu".
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David Copeland

I'm too lazy to finish this right now, so I'll finish this later. Will likely go in loserinfo anyway. Feel free to add to it if you want to.

David Copeland
Born: May 15, 1976 (50 years old)
Nationality: Britfag  
Highscore Killed 3, injured 141
Top 50? No
Style Bomberman, Single Player
An Hero? Yes
Motive To start a race war (where have I heard that before?)


Through April 17, 1999, to April 30 of the same year, three streets in London, Electric Avenue, Brick Lane and Old Compton Street, each with high populations of niggers, Bengalis and faggots, respectively, were bombed by David Copeland (also known as the London Nail Bomber and Mr. Angry).

Loadout

Class setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Nail bomb

Carried in duffel bags, these bombs were filled with up to 1,500 nails each.

  • 1000 Damage.
  • Perk 1: Nazi
  • Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.
  • Perk 2: Schizo

5/6 psychiatrists diagnosed him with paranoid schizophrenia, but not serious enough to avoid getting v& for murder.

  • 2x Moving speed.
  • 2x Damage to everything, even the player.
  • Perk 3: Ghost Pro

Managed to three weeks without getting caught by the British pigs, while also able to commit more bombings.

  • Chance of detection halves.
  • Handicap: Bag

Big duffel bag for his improvised raping device.

  • -10 Speed.

Gameplays

Brixton Market

Graded Score
Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 48 injured.
Accuracy: 0/20 Not one person was killed.
Style: 3/20 Bombings in the UK are rare.
Butthurt: 1.5/20 Minor butthurt.
Bonus: 0/20 No.
Total Score: 5.5/100 (F-----)
Better luck next time.
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Wanted Level:

Do you have any idea why I've stopped you, sir?


Brick Lane

Graded Score
Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 13 injured.
Accuracy: 0/20 Again, not one person was killed.
Style: 0/20 Doing this again? And failing?
Butthurt: .5/20 Not much butthurt over this one.
Bonus: 2/20 For not getting caught the first time and doing it again.
Total Score: 4/100 (F------)
Third times a charm!
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Wanted Level:

Kindergarten Crossing Guard


The Admiral Duncan Pub

After having no luck with killing niggers and Bengalis in his previous bombings, David would target the faggots on April 30, 1999, in London's gaybourhood: Soho. Unlike his previous bombs and the fags he intended to kill, these bombs didn't suck complete dick!

List of faggots straggots PWNed
  • Andrea Dykes, 27 - Would be the most fitting last name ever if she was a dyke. Was 4 months pregnant with her baby.
  • John Light, 32
  • Nik Moore, 31
Graded Score
Graded Score
Kill count: 3/20 79 injured
Accuracy: .3/20 Not accurate, but hey at least you got some kills!
Style: 7/20 Doing it again, but (somewhat) successfully!
Butthurt: 5/20 Decent amount.
Bonus: 5/20 For not getting caught the second time and doing it again.
Total Score: 20.3/100 (F+)
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Wanted Level:

Constabulary


His Majesty's Prison Belmarsh

Loadout
Class setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Shank
  • 5~10 Damage.
  • Perk 1: Nazi
  • Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.
  • Perk 2: Schizo

5/6 psychiatrists diagnosed him with paranoid schizophrenia, but not serious enough to avoid getting v& for murder.

  • 2x Moving speed.
  • 2x Damage to everything, even the player.
  • Perk 3: Ghost Pro

Managed to make a knife and stab someone before getting caught.

  • Chance of detection halves.
Graded Score
Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 1 injured.
Accuracy: 0/20 Again, no one killed...
Style: 20/20 Making your own knife in prison and using it on somebody before getting caught.
Butthurt: 0/20 No one cared.
Bonus: 20/20 For the whole making your own knife thing.
-10 For not getting a kill with it
Total Score: 30/100 (D)
Badass
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Overall Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 3/20 141 injured.
Accuracy: 0.5/20 AWFUL accuracy only ever so slightly boosted due to a few people loosing limbs.
Style: 10/20 Outside of the IRA, bombings in the UK are rare.
Butthurt: 7/20 Got a decent bit of butthurt in the UK, not much elsewhere.
Bonus: 7/20 For managing to not get caught for three weeks!
Total Score: 34.5/100 (D)
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Wanted Level:


ZOG


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