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The XCG Clan(Xtreme Cod Gamers),also known as Xtreme Crack Gayfucks or Xtreme Clockwork Gayness is a Call of Duty 4

Clan,which is most known for the "1st July Drama".This clan is a hold up for several hundreds of trolls,

most known of them are Cheezburgr Stealth and Overk!ll Martiz and Suni,they are all fags,so it doesn't matter anyway.
People say it's the biggest Call of Duty 4 Community (in Europe) and that it has The best admins and rules of every cod4 server ever. The faggots have they're own porn section,and also the biggest "milestone" they have is a thread with 12000+ views,it has so many because there's a naked guy on that thread that if you look closely you can see his penis which proves that most XCG members are Faggots

1st July Incident

Normally every clan has retards and 12 year old boys that roam the pages(and the game) freely.Some have many,some have none,XCG had none until some Romanian faggot named Hav0c showed up,nothing interesting here,except that Cheezburgr had a HUGE hardon and trolled the shit out of the poor kid.Cheezburgr almost got b& for that and got the fuck out of there.Later he came back,and almost got raped by the other members with questions like "Can i has you my babies? and "Where the fuck have you been?"

Everything was fine,people were happy and could have lived happily ever after but Hav0c came and had a HUGE RAGE and was struggling to keep his grammar perfect (His mum was writing for him).Other faggots jumped out to help Cheezburgr,which eventually lead to a fucking civil war and the nuking of Cuba(Srsly!)

The Application

This will cover most of the shit explained above,or below,depending where you live.
An Applications is something that Call of duty 4 players make on a forums,to get into a clan,usually there's a template which one must fill,after which the user goes into a period where he is tested,and at the end there will be an overview of activity etc. Anyways,the faggot himself made one,it was so fucking TL;DR that everyone said yes just to get rid of the app quick,hav0c also came in and RAGED like fuck,the thread hit about 5 pages of nonsense and spam,mostly was hav0c getting trolled over and over again.Some faggot came in and wrote this,which made more lulz,since they were buttbuddies before.

No.1 and No.2 prove that Cheezburgr is a massive troll,and that he left the clan just to return later and create LULZ
No.4 proves that he is a PR0F3SS10N4L COD 4 PLAYER Note that none have avatars,because they are too good for one Later on the app hav0c started the shit.Members turned against him,so he also raged and wrote fifteen meter long insults to prove that he is means srs bzns such as this

The other thread

The fail was already too much,people we're buying popcorn and Cheezburgr was lying on the floor laughing like a maniac

	“	My floor will feel that tomorrow.	„
	—Cheezburgr near death of excessive lulz

So hav0c made a thread just to whine about why he hates Cheezburgr so much,and also to say that he lied about everything,that he does not deserve to be in the clan and other bullshit while he was crying with manly tears.He even tried to be poetical with the thread name,which was "The truth behind the argue..." while being a complete rip off of a well known comedy written by I.L. Caragiale , a Romanian author,he also fails to make his point because the rage is so big that not even fucking Yoda can decide whether if the Force is with him or not.
While also being a complete kid,and struggling to wipe the ridiculous amount of tears from his keyboard,he also points out that his parents are criminals,and that Cheezburgr has been struggling to send a Party Van to his house since last Thursday,but since his parents are criminals and will fucking blow up the party van,Cheezburgr relied on his best weapon.THE TRUTH So he made ANOTHER TL;DR post just to make lulz greater

The post itself was SO long that we couldn't catch all of it in a single shot,so you gotta Deal with it

Anyway the lulz became so overwhelming that even the leaders came into action,posting irrelevant shit,and non-interesting bullshit.

He even became racist! LOL!!

After Cheezburgr was set on "Sleep" for 7 hours by a staff member,the civil war started and Cheezburgr was nearly talking with the Gods of laughter. Cheezburgr was also nice enough to talk with our interviewer while blood was shed in that fucking sinkhole

	“	Fucking lulz,I've never seen so much bullshit in my life and I live in Romania with 20 gypsies around me,seriously if they don't stop I'm gonna ask my friend,Coman to come pick up that faithful kid and throw him in my basement,you know guys,I'm actually sorry I don't have a picture with that "your parents are criminals" thing,Stealth deleted it when he forgot to backup the database which had that thread stored in it,or that's what I heard anyway,also I swear the kid is gonna get kicked for this in about 1-2 hours or so,or he will flounce,it's actually pretty logical since everyone hates him nearly as much as Hitler except the part where he had a dog.	„
	—Cheezburgr giving us an interview barely writing because of lulz

While he was writing his TL;DR post which took nearly 1 hour he told us that hav0c mailed him with threats of death and that if he doesn't flounce in the next 30 minutes,he will kill him,of course Cheezburgr cannot be killed because he accidentally blocked himself in his basement by sealing the doors with 3 inch thick concrete, since he still lives he probably has a secret exit somewhere,but he won't tell us because he is fucking paranoid and holds a loaded shotgun in his arms whenever he hears footsteps above. After everything exploded in a permanent leave thread,faithfully singed by our friend,hav0c,Cheezburgr mailed our interviewer with a bunch of messages about Christianity,making us think he's gonna suicide of lulz or some shit,of course he couldn't an Hero just yet,because he had to get back into the fight and troll sum moar,because he needed it more than his LSD.

The "other" thread

Because the faggot had been stopped by his criminal and remorseful parents from becoming an Hero he decided to flounce,and continue his xbox faggot life.Which by the way,if you don't believe me,HE DID. So he made a traditional "flounce thread" so he could GTFO ASAP out of there,but he failed,and humiliated himself even more,here's the link to it
And so Cheezburgr using his trusted sources triumphed once again against some kid.Fail in all ways actually,his floor has a huge hole in it,all the members of the clan have ran out of popcorn due to the "show".And Cheezburgr has pirated 50 movies and games one of them being WoW.

Other stuff about 1st July

Hav0c still has his youtube account,you can visit it here Or you can contact him by xfire:alex12708 Fun things to say to hav0c while you talk with him

Tell him his parents are criminals
Talk about XCG and how much you love it
Talk about Cheezburgr and Sex bob-omb and how awesome you think they are
Ask about his 50$ project
Tell him he's a crybaby(expect a classical "get blocked" or "faggot" here)
Ask him IRL shit(If he tells you anything interesting post it here LOL)
Call and Cancel Call alot of times on his xfire,be sure to do this in groups so you deafen the faggot.
Talk about how shit you think FIFA or CoD4 is,he will surely rage.
Talk about how shit his BO and Minecraft servers are
Tell him that "Suni sent you to tell you that Transylvania was never Romanian" he will explode with fury

Extra lulz if you make him become racist,tell him you're hungarian or that you're black and expect him to show of his maturity.

Tell hav0c they kicked out Cheezburgr and that are very sorry for what happened
Wait 'till he checks and comes back angry
Watch him rage
???
PROFIT!!!

ALSO MAJOR LULZ THE ARTICLE HAS BEEN VANDALIZED BY GEORGIE2K OR SOMETHING,IT'S PROBABLY HAV0C BEING BUTTHURT LOL!

The Great B& scandal of 2010

Yes,they also have that.Unlike most of the clans that ban the shit out of every faggot without warning,XCG gives them the option to come and appeal a ban but of course they got banned on good evidence and they are just butthurt to get back on the server,the most common ban appeal is that of Jugsandtits,Martydoh and HACKS, while every butthurt player will appeal if they know english or have the ability to think, some come and RAGE on the section hard,without doubt they are of course going to get unbanned because the all caps method they use is the most efficient of all appealing tactics, some go as far as swear,but those are swiftly taken care of,as stated in this thread
While TiESTO is trying to make himself look like a 34 year old man to impress the ladies and make himself understood,whatever his fucking point is,he fails to understand some of the most important rules on the forums.Here are some.

No racism
No immature retards
No weeaboos
No drugs
No nude pics,jailbait,gore,/cp,zoophiles or anything else you might want to see,you sick fuck
No pissing in the pool
No planting the bomb
???
NON-PROFIT!!!

	“	From this day onward the will be NO MORE FUCKING JAILBAIT THREADS ON THE FORUMS	„
	—Moralfags ruining the fun

And since that day pedobear was very sad and never came back,it's also a reason which may have forced certain members to leave,we will never know. Anyway,after excessive interrogation and members of the clan getting v&,most left,only to came back raging because they got banned for using the most pro weapon out there, which is the noobtube
There was also a some kid that was writing like he was 28 or higher,all though he was 12 years old, his acts of lulz can be seen here.Note that he makes 3 accounts during the process,it is discussed whether he was incredibly butthurt for being banned several times,or that it was a incredibly advanced,intelligent and revolutionary way to try and destroy the forums.It resulted in several episodes of BAAAWWWWWING the final one being the faggot being proxy banned from the server and the forums.

	“	See you in the server. GJ banning proxies..	„
	—xR trying to scare people with his l337 h4ck1ng sk1ll5

More lurking on the banned section revealed people appealing several times.Some of them being members LOL!
This proves that 99% of the people that appeal will insult you if you try to help them,so there is ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEM if you lock a thread or insult the appealer(srsly!).

	“	WHY THE FUCK DID IT END?!	„
	—Cheezburgr BAAAWWWWWWWING at the end of a great era.

Notable Entities

The clan has some notable entities,some that will be mentioned,some that will not,remember that some of them are extremely violent and will react wildly if they are seen on the street,if they are photographed,so for the safety of the author(and his wife) he will not risk his life for such deeds.Or mainly because he's a p00r faggot that won't pay a fare in England

Cheezburgr

Some faggot that publicly admitted he is a weeaboo and that he enjoys watching anime,he also listens to VOCALOID music,which proves he is a sick fuck.He is romanian and like all those faggots from there they enjoy drinking they're eyes out,after which they go and do crazy shit like attack the mailman or send death threats to the president of the United States.He is "the biggest Metal Gear Solid addict in his town" and has pirated the fucking OST for that game at least 100 times.He takes drugs,and is said to live inside a basement,which has a secret exit!!!.
Despite the fact that he ran into Chris Hansen several times he claims that he is not a pedo and that he has a girlfriend.He has a huge fetish for school uniforms(preferably asian) and enjoys sleeping on the floor,not that he has the money to buy a bed LOL!.The faggot has several gigabytes of wallpapers with VOCALOID,which may also prove that he is a weeaboo,or that he likes to fap to wallpapers,or maybe because he has nothing better to do than cry to people about his space left in his D:/ Drive(btw he has only 27gb left LULZ).The faggot pays hard for Wapanese lessons,he estimated 10000rubbles(like 80 euros) a year,he is also a troll,but his baits are always obvious so you can't miss it.Here is his most known troll ever. Cheezburgr has attempted all his life to escape from this Romania,yet the only suitable way he found was to divide zero on national television.He tried that once but he fell in front of a car and had to retreat because he though his karma is letting him down

[XcG]Cheezburgr: stelf told me that if you kick 2 guys from TDM he gives you full member
=XcG= Geronimo: WHAT
[XcG]Cheezburgr: rulebreakres ofc
=XcG= Geronimo: HORRY SHIET
[XcG]Cheezburgr: so i can join
[XcG]Cheezburgr: cas i spammed his inbox with pleas and shit
=XcG= Geronimo: HOW FUCKING AWESOME
=XcG= Geronimo: >#
[XcG]Cheezburgr: thx
[XcG]Cheezburgr: fuck
[XcG]Cheezburgr: full again
[XcG]Cheezburgr: i was kidding with that btw
=XcG= Geronimo: WOW
=XcG= Geronimo: JUST WOW
[XcG]Cheezburgr: lmao
=XcG= Geronimo: I ACTUALLY GOT EXCITED
[XcG]Cheezburgr: LOL
=XcG= Geronimo: FUCK YOU
=XcG= Geronimo: LOLOL
[XcG]Cheezburgr: LOLOL

Suni

Same as Cheezburgr above except that he knows Japanese,does not listen to VOCALOID,and did not met Chris Hansen IRL. He is also Hungarian,which should somehow make Cheezburgr and Suni hate eachother,although they don't,this may prove that they are buttbudies,or that they set aside they're personal shit and united to destroy Romania with an army that they are hiding from everyone,deep inside magic forged tunnels beneath the very feet of our ancient creators....Suni is suspected to be the one that stole Transylvania from the Romanians,or some shit(I thought Transylvania was Hungarian srsly).And so he is hiding somewhere in Romania,right under the noses of his enemies to evade a possible capture and probable Raep.He is also a troll,his most known troll was somewhere last Thursday,the results were very valuable,he got a staff position and managed to smuggle several tons of cocaine into Romania that day.He also nearly got v& for stealing some extremely expensive and absolutely rare in all ways jewellery.

External Links

The XCG Forums
The Flounce thread
Cheezburgr's application
Scandal Thread
Porn sectionP.S. You need an account to view this section

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