User:Hipcrime/The Two Worst Stories Ever Told

10:14| [scatteredsong] what if a guy was menstruating thru his penis and cumming
10:14| [scatteredsong] would u still swallow?
10:15| [hipcrime] ive had menses in my mouth before
10:15| [evilmatcha] just makes it slightly saltier, and a little metallic.
10:15| [scatteredsong] ahh
10:15| [Nick] hipcrime changes nick to [dr_hipcrime]
10:16| [dr_hipcrime] let me tell you how i came to have menses in my mouf
10:16| [scatteredsong] probably loaded with vitamins
10:16| [evilmatcha] and protein
10:16| [dr_hipcrime] i was buying crack, you see
10:16| [dr_hipcrime] the crack is wrapped usually, and popped out of the snatch of the chick dealing it
10:17| [dr_hipcrime] well my chick that day was cranky (so ot speak)
10:17| [evilmatcha] yes?
10:17| [NegiSpringfield] woo
10:17| [NegiSpringfield] woo
10:17| [NegiSpringfield] crack
10:17| [dr_hipcrime] but i gave her my money and she gave me my dope
10:18| [dr_hipcrime] standard practice is to put it in your mouf. the reasons are twofold
10:18| [dr_hipcrime] a) if you put it in your mouf you are not a cop cuz that = ingestion and cops cant ingest it
10:18| [Nick] z3PO changes nick to [zaiger]
10:19| [dr_hipcrime] b) closer to the throat that may need to swallow the dope if necessary
10:19| [dr_hipcrime] so i saw the baggie had menses on it
10:20| [dr_hipcrime] and i looked at the girl and she said put it in your mouf
10:20| [dr_hipcrime] and i did
10:20| [Cunt_Destroyer] :(
10:20| [Cunt_Destroyer] D:
10:20| [Cunt_Destroyer] WHAT
10:20| [dr_hipcrime] it was salty
10:20| [scatteredsong] cool story bro
10:20| [Cunt_Destroyer] WHY
10:20| [dr_hipcrime] this is true
10:20| [dr_hipcrime] i had crazy times in the 2000s
10:20| [dr_hipcrime] why? i had to store the dope
10:21| [dr_hipcrime] they make you put it in your mouf
10:21| [dr_hipcrime] this is about 2004 or 5 when i first started
10:21| [dr_hipcrime] i was disgusted but did it anyway
10:21| [dr_hipcrime] and thats how i came to have menses in my mouf
10:22| [Nick] dr_hipcrime changes nick to [hipcrime]
10:23| [evilmatcha] I'd do a lot of things... putting crack dealer menses in ma mouf is not one of them.
10:25| [NegiSpringfield] O_O
10:25| [NegiSpringfield] yes
10:29| [hipcrime] its amazing the things i never thought id do
10:29| [hipcrime] before i became a crackhead
10:29| [weev] thats disgusting
10:29| [weev] thats the most disgusting thing
10:29| [hipcrime] lol
10:29| [weev] ive ever heard
10:29| [weev] i have done
10:29| [weev] a whole lot of crack
10:29| [weev] and not ONCE
10:30| [weev] has it lead to me putting menses in my mouth
10:30| [weev] you DISGUST me
10:30| [evilmatcha] lol
10:30| [hipcrime] lol
10:30| [hipcrime] it was on turk and taylor
10:30| [hipcrime] one of my favorite girls
10:31| [hipcrime] once they drop it in your hand its bought
10:31| [hipcrime] so
10:31| [hipcrime] not a lot i could do
10:31| [hipcrime] except put the menses covered baggie of crack in my mouf
10:32| [hipcrime] and go home and smoke
10:32| [weev] why didnt you at least
10:32| [weev] take the crackrocks out of the bag
10:32| [weev] and put them in your mouth
10:32| [weev] and then put them back in the bag
10:32| [weev] god i dont evne like
10:32| [weev] wanna think
10:32| [hipcrime] it was on turk and taylor. i was in a hurry
10:32| [weev] okay okay
10:32| [weev] let me ask you this
10:32| [weev] what ethnicity
10:32| [Astrozombies: barfs]
10:32| [weev] was the crack daeler
10:32| [hipcrime] she was black
10:32| [weev] was she black?
10:32| [weev] DISGUSTING
10:32| [Cunt_Destroyer] duh
10:32| [weev] DISGUSTING
10:32| [hipcrime] the blacker the skin the better the deal
10:32| [weev] DISGUSTING
10:32| [weev] DISGUSTING
10:32| [evilmatcha] fuck
10:32| [Cunt_Destroyer] ohf course she was black
10:32| [weev] YOUVE HAD FUCKING
10:32| [weev] NIGGER PERIOD BLOOD CLOTS
10:32| [hipcrime] yes
10:33| [weev] IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
10:33| [hipcrime] yes
10:33| [hipcrime] i have
10:33| [weev] GOD THATS DISGUSTING
10:33| [weev] thats basically
10:33| [Astrozombies: barfs IRL]
10:33| [weev] the single lowest thing ive ever heard anybody do
10:33| [hipcrime] yep
10:33| [weev] for drugs
10:33| [weev] well not really
10:33| [weev] ive heard far worse
10:33| [weev] like a girl lettin a taem of nigger apes run a train on her
10:33| [weev] for heroin
10:33| [weev] but
10:33| [weev] still
10:33| [hipcrime] ah the succulent sizzle of crack
10:33| [weev] p gross
10:33| [Cunt_Destroyer] did you tell us why it had blood on it to begin with?
10:34| [Astrozombies] she was hiding it in there
10:34| [hipcrime] yes
10:34| [Cunt_Destroyer] oh of course
10:34| [Astrozombies] saving it for later, special reserve.
10:34| [Cunt_Destroyer] of course she was
10:34| [NegiSpringfield] oh dear god
10:34| [NegiSpringfield] enough
10:34| [hipcrime] they pop it out and you have to put it in your mouf or dont get server again
10:35| [Cunt_Destroyer] selling drugs = good
10:35| [Cunt_Destroyer] bottom tier buying = bad
10:35| [weev] hipcrime: you disgust me
10:35| [hipcrime] there may be pix of meduring that era
10:36| [hipcrime] i thought it was funny
10:36| [hipcrime] =(
10:36| [Astrozombies] I'm really
10:36| [Astrozombies] so nauseated
10:36| [weev] yeah
10:36| [weev] im still thinking
10:36| [weev] about the texture of nigger period blood clots
10:36| [weev] in somebodys mouth
10:36| [weev] and the metallic taste
10:36| [hipcrime] in any case the crack was excellent
10:36| [Astrozombies] ughhhhhhu weev
10:36| [Astrozombies] stop
10:36| [weev] Astrozombies: lol
10:36| [Astrozombies] :[
10:36| [weev] loooool
10:36| [hipcrime] yes it tasted like rust
10:36| [weev] and you really gotta think
10:36| [Cunt_Destroyer] haha
10:36| [weev] what the nigger looked like
10:37| [Astrozombies] I'm trying really hard not to gag right now
10:37| [weev] youve really got to imagine this ugly nigger crackhead
10:37| [weev] and the bag being pulled out
10:37| [weev] covered in period bloog clots
10:37| [weev] and hipcrime sticks that shit in his mouth
10:37| [weev] for them to dissolve
10:37| [Astrozombies] hipcrime was the crack good?
10:37| [Astrozombies] at least
10:37| [weev] 07:36 <%hipcrime> in any case the crack was excellent
10:37| [Astrozombies] oh, i missed that.
10:38| [Astrozombies] thanks
10:38| [Astrozombies] herp
10:38| [hipcrime] dammit people irl are trying to talk at me dammit
10:38| [hipcrime] yes it tasted like rust
10:38| [Cunt_Destroyer] this has been good wiki discussion
10:38| [weev] herp is what hipcrime got
10:38| [Astrozombies] LOL
10:38| [weev] from the nigger period blood
10:38| [weev] as well as hepatitis
10:38| [weev] and AIDS
10:38| [hipcrime] yes there was the ever present knowledge of the possibiliy of diseaze
10:38| [weev] and hpv in his mouth
10:38| [weev] hipcrime is now a plague dog
10:38| [hipcrime] yep
10:38| [hipcrime] larry moe and curly syndrome
10:39| [hipcrime] it wasnt like buried in a clot
10:39| [hipcrime] it had menstrual blood on it
10:39| [NegiSpringfield] >moe
10:39| [hipcrime] there was some on the crack too
10:39| [NegiSpringfield] >moe
10:39| [NegiSpringfield] ha ha
10:39| [evilmatcha] it only takes a little menstrual blood to unleash the gates of hell
10:40| [hipcrime] but not enough to affect the way it burned
10:40| [hipcrime] now i want crack
10:40| [hipcrime] with menses
10:40| [NegiSpringfield] it's addictive
10:40| [weev] lol
10:40| [NegiSpringfield] o_o
10:40| [Cunt_Destroyer] nothing beats the smell of semen and menses
10:40| [NegiSpringfield] oh okay not that way
10:40| [NegiSpringfield] that way it's sick
10:40| [hipcrime] people in the frucking real life are all trung to talk to me fuck fucki
10:40| [scatteredsong] i like the smell of semen oozing out of a freshly pounded asshole best, personally
10:41| [NegiSpringfield] :o scatteredsong :p
10:41| [scatteredsong] this one guy i fucked
10:41| [scatteredsong] would not get up after i fucked him
10:41| [scatteredsong] because he said he wanted his cum inside me as long as possible
10:41| [Astrozombies] I believe they call it a strawberry shortcake when you eat period blood
10:42| [scatteredsong] inside him*
10:44| [Astrozombies] well
10:44| [Astrozombies] I gotta say, I woke up this morning, walked to school, found out there was no school and was pretty pysched to come home and eat breakfast.
10:44| [Astrozombies] FUCK THAT NOW.
10:44| [Astrozombies] :[
10:45| [scatteredsong] astro: cock pix plz
10:45| [Astrozombies] underage
10:45| [scatteredsong] .....
10:46| [Astrozombies] shotastrozombie
10:46| [hipcrime] did you really puke astrozombies?
10:46| [evilmatcha] at least you didn't get cyberraped by scatteredsong.
10:47| [scatteredsong] evilmatcha: you are legal
10:47| [NegiSpringfield] shotastrozombies lolwat
10:48| [evilmatcha] unfortunately yes
10:49| [Astrozombies] hipcrime gagged,
10:49| [hipcrime] lol
10:49| [hipcrime] sorry.
10:50| [hipcrime] i seem to have disgusted weev.
10:50| [hipcrime] but.
10:50| [hipcrime] party hard
10:50| [scatteredsong] is it my fault evilmatcha has a tight asshole begging to be plugged?
10:50| [scatteredsong] cmon
10:50| [NegiSpringfield] and me
10:50| [NegiSpringfield] me too
10:50| [NegiSpringfield] I was disgusted
10:51| [Astrozombies] I'm very unsettled
10:51| [Astrozombies] I love you hipcrime but please, never bring that up again
10:51| [hipcrime] i apologize to anyone who gagged. the rest of you can suffer a little
10:51| [hipcrime] why its an awesome story
10:51| [hipcrime] it disgusted men who are clearly internet savvy
10:52| [hipcrime] i wonder how easily weev is disgusted.
10:52| [Join] [this_is_mason]
10:52| [hipcrime] but i wont bring it up while youre around astrozombies
10:53| [hipcrime] thats like tame compared to other shit ive done but i reckon its time to stop
10:53| [this_is_mason] yes
10:54| [hipcrime] =D
10:54| [evilmatcha] I'm interested now... anything that tops nigger menses ingestion?
10:54| [hipcrime] <zip>
10:54| [scatteredsong] <unzips>
10:55| [hipcrime] ive already made astro puke and disgusted a respected member
10:55| [evilmatcha] disgust is not necessarily a bad thing
10:55| [evilmatcha] so...
10:55| [scatteredsong] im into roman showers....
10:55| [scatteredsong] so....
10:55| [hipcrime] go on
10:56| [scatteredsong] well if astro were licking me softly
10:56| [scatteredsong] with his soft tongue
10:56| [NegiSpringfield] 凄い
10:56| [NegiSpringfield] sugoi
10:56| [scatteredsong] and then i used both hands and jammed his head down as far as i could on my dick
10:56| [evilmatcha] and so it begins
10:57| [scatteredsong] and held it tight
10:57| [hipcrime] hawt
10:57| [scatteredsong] = roman shower possibility
10:57| [hipcrime] go on
10:57| [scatteredsong] the cum mingling with the vomit
10:57| [hipcrime] oo
10:57| [hipcrime] go on
10:57| [hipcrime] ok jk
10:58| [scatteredsong] (guise: do you think astro is into me?)
10:58| [scatteredsong] be honest
10:58| [evilmatcha] I think so.
10:58| [scatteredsong] should i surprise him with a rose and my viagra-hardened penis?
10:58| [hipcrime] yes
10:59| [evilmatcha] put the rose INTO your viagra hardened penis
10:59| [scatteredsong] kinky....
10:59| [evilmatcha] that'd win anyones heart
10:59| [evilmatcha] Rose flag of love
10:59| [scatteredsong] ok im done now, too creepy
10:59| [scatteredsong] even for me
11:00| [evilmatcha] lol
11:00| [hipcrime] ok lemme tell you about the time i smoked poop
11:01| [Nick] hipcrime changes nick to [dr_hipcrime]
11:01| [dr_hipcrime] ok so me and my ex pedro liked to smoke crack together in the peep theatre
11:01| [Quit] [this_is_mason] [Client exited]
11:01| [evilmatcha] yes?
11:02| [dr_hipcrime] hm.
11:02| [dr_hipcrime] this is mason left
11:02| [dr_hipcrime] ok lemme tell this in #ed
11:02| [dr_hipcrime] no
11:02| [dr_hipcrime] here is good.
11:02| [scatteredsong] i like the concept pf desecrating #wiki
11:02| [dr_hipcrime] ok so me and my ex pedro liked to smoke crack together in the peep theatre
11:03| [dr_hipcrime] and do things to each other thru teh holes
11:03| [dr_hipcrime] well pedro wanted me to finger hsi ass trhough the hole
11:03| [dr_hipcrime] so i did
11:03| [dr_hipcrime] it is dark in those booths. peep hteatre is the wrong word
11:04| [dr_hipcrime] arcade booths. preview bopths, etc
11:04| [dr_hipcrime] so its dark, i just fingered my exs ass
11:04| [dr_hipcrime] unaware that he was undouched
11:04| [dr_hipcrime] and there was shit on my finger when i reloaded my next hit
11:05| [dr_hipcrime] these are smelly places so i didnt notice the stechn of poop until i lit it
11:05| [dr_hipcrime] and smoked it
11:05| [dr_hipcrime] so ive smoked my exs poop
11:05| [Nick] dr_hipcrime changes nick to [hipcrime]

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