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Have you ever wondered what the face of the hellspawn of European Martial Arts, uninspired medieval fantasy ripped off mainly from J.R.R. Tolkien and Dungeons and Dragons, turn of the century millenial vindictive nerd cynicism, fake atheist morality inspired humanity, internet powered ego trips, and all stirred up onto the internets via website, looks like? Welcome to Raynfall.com, where your nightmares have come true.

About Raynfall.com

In prediction of the new wave of lulz to be had regarding the next gens of internets, Raynfall.com is the domain of Claire Ryan, an aspiring fantasy writer, western style martial artist, lulzworthy social justice warrior, and ever mouthy ego driven wretch who looks like the long lost sister of PoeticIrony. Unlike DeviantArt, where you're bound to come across good and fuckin' awesome along with the shit that we've all documented here on ED, Claire gives Tartlets a run for their money by having a whole site documenting her lulz and fail.

Raynfall's content can be chalked up to these categories:

  • Autistic orgasming over superhero movies
  • European Martial Arts priding articles
  • Half baked garbage about "racial equality" and "diversity" in writing
  • Talking more than applying anything she says
  • Writing more than she actually authors

Her writing can be chalked up as the supreme knock off of Drowtales(which is by itself the height of Jewry combined with cheap lesbian sex and retarded plot dictation for pay) and Drizzt Do'Urden of Forgotten Realms, both of which are recommended even greater than the uninspired shit she shits out. Drowtales has the options for tits and waifus, Drizzt has badassery now in the legends of the 1980s, and both have better well fleshed out worlds and stories that still outshadow her unimaginative garbage she dares claim as reading material.

Claire Herself

Claire Ryan is a dumb, fuck-ugly, jock brained nerd who is a level 100 European Martial Artist (ie. shit stat builds) and has a Supreme Talent of being extremely powerhungry, and is the Queen who runs this place. Though she has a good haetred of weeaboos, her hatred runs over 9000 to anime hater levels of autistic and runs counter to anything that implies that she is a decent human being who champions peace and equality. Joke's on her, the online fantasy nerd fandom is so ethnocentric, white man based, cringe worthy, and pathetically lonely that even weeaboos are a more tolerable crowd to be in.

Again, she seems like she is related to PoeticIrony, AKA the legendary Doggie Dongmongler of 4chan legend. Maybe it is her?

Dox?

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