Even though Jeb has fucking nothing to do with the creation of this article.
SR-X then started to edit the article under the username lolwutnoone and when confronted in IRC said the following (The following registered usernames have been made *****)
<*****> we know you are that lolwutnoone
<Synonymous_Red_X> Dude, seriously. I logged out right now.
<Synonymous_Red_X> Is it still being unedited?
<Synonymous_Red_X> Someone must have hacked my account.
<Synonymous_Red_X> :/
<Synonymous_Red_X> Not really surprised or anything.
<MOST_WONDERFUL_FAIL_EVER> I wonder what stupid thing he said now.
<Warrior> Luci said SR-X told her to grow up
<Warrior> SR-X told LUCI to grow up
<Warrior> HAHAHA O WOW
<MOST_WONDERFUL_FAIL_EVER> "Get over it!"
<MOST_WONDERFUL_FAIL_EVER> "Grow up!"
<Jeb> ?
<MOST_WONDERFUL_FAIL_EVER> Yeah, I can see him becoming an exceptional dating advice columnist.
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Rule34d: Did I miss anything?
And so after an epic war cry, SR-X set off to become An Hero. As of this moment SR-X is assumed to be dead Disregard that, I suck cocks. The faggot was too limp-wristed to follow through.
SR-X's Return
After arising from the dead SR-X decided he had one mission and one mission only to be a bad enough dude to rescue the president from ninjas to destroy his friendship with the only person left in his life that could ever love bear to look at him again, his ex-OL-Girlfriend, and he did just that... in an MSN chatroom with four other people
<SR-X> Sorry, but where does it say I care what everyone says?
<Luci> FACE IT. YOU'RE AN IMMATURE, LOUD MOUTHED, ANNOYING CHILD-MAN THAT REFUSES TO TAKE A HINT AND GROW UP SO HE CAN BE A RESPECTFUL MEMBER OF SOCIETY! YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE, A REAL JOB, A STUDENT LOAN AND A FUCKING CLUE!
Synonymous Red X's DA account
Yahoo: crimsonbarrelknight
Gmail/MSN: Dire.ratio@gmail.com
Personalized E-mail: FatassX@Retard.com SR-X's number
Drop him a line, he'd LOVE to hear from you.
Oh and he also owns a game shop so make sure you ask him if he has battletoads
He's also a major pokefag. He is also avoiding a permaban on 4chan so if you see him report him, FOR THE HIVE.
Oh hay I just committed ban evasion, well I gotta gb2b
Quotes
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Jesus Christ, I can't believe I'm actually in the middle of a drama war, and I wasn't the one that started it.
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—Synonymous Red X
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He's like a broken toilet, just keeps spewing shit everywhere.
Luci, SR-X's X-Internet-Girlfriend, who was once notoriously loved on Paheal's IRC was tragically infected with the SR-X virus. Paheal IRC first became aware of this sad truth May, 19, 2008 when she let loose in the following log; (Don't worry folks Akigawa is just a retard)
<wiiaboo> Luci and Dagith need to settle their differences over a nice PM
- Mode #rule34 -m by wiiaboo
(unmute)
- Mode #rule34 +v Luci by Warrior
<Purple_Mange> Hahaaaa, well, that settles that. I mean, I understand why we don't allow bitching from our MALE compatriots. But we can't expect all females to be as stoic Malorie...
<wiiaboo> i think i hear a pair of lips kissing a certain dark skinned ass
(@Warrior)
<Luci> What is wrong with you people?!
<Ciorba> yeah, females are always hysteric and shit
<Dagith> expecally niggers
<wiiaboo> Malorie is the glue that holds this place together
<Luci> Wii stop!
<wiiaboo> stop what?
<Solid_Snake> Luci the +m was for you to settle down and settle your differences with Dagith
<Luci> HOW!?
<Solid_Snake> By being grown up Luci
<Luci> I don't negotiate with fags.
<Luci> Especially when they troll for no reason.
<wiiaboo> the fail in this place makes me lul so hard, i think i shat my panties
<Dagith> we only started the decent into failure after luci and X had a gigantic faggotry shit-storm
<Solid_Snake> No.... #Rule34 started going down hill when the first underage kid came
<Purple_Mange> Just shake it off Luci. It's hazing. It's what dudes do. Just suck it up and you'll be one of the pack, or some such shit. Even though it hasn't worked for Akigawa yet, lulz.
<Purple_Mange> Luci, I know, but you are in a room full of guys. So you sorta have to be a guy, and a manly man of a guy, or you are going to get hazed. But of course you could always just ignore the people who make fun of you, that works too.
<Purple_Mange> There are six sort of guys in this room. 1) The Old Guys who ignore you because you are a little girl. 2) The creepy old guys who try to flirt with you. 3) The gay guys who think you are filth. 4) The old Guys who hate you because you are a little girl. 5) The little boy who idolize you because you are a wimminz.
<Purple_Mange> And Luci...maybe it's just a bad idea to try and confide in a bunch of cynical old men. We really aren't the best people in the world to tell your innermost thoughts to.
<Purple_Mange> I tried to be a middle ground between you and everyone who was butthurt. And Rule34d(Solid_Snake) still gave me flak for even being that nice.
<Luci> You guys are all just haters.
<Purple_Mange> Hey know, I've always tried to chill everyone out on BAWWWing over you. Don't be saying things you can't take back~
<Luci> Have you been locked in a room with your older siblings and tormented to tears.
<Luci> Crying for them to stop.
<Luci> And mama was always at her friend's house...
<Solid_Snake> No because my family doesn't want me dead
<Purple_Mange> I got shit talked when I first came to the room. And I still do when I fag out with Mal and you. It's just what people do. Ya gotta leave it be.
<Purple_Mange> Anyway Luci, this really isn't the place.
<Purple_Mange> You aren't being ganged up on, no one is saying anything to you except me. And all I am saying is you need to calm down.
<Luci> last time I got ganged up on, I pushed the bitch that initiated it down the stairs. I fed her dog sharp bones, so it would choke. Then the dog died.
<Luci> She deserved it. She should've kept her mouth shut.
<Luci> Dagith, stop bawwing and recognize classy trolling.
<Soild_Snake> You fail at trolling
<-- Dagith has left
<Shish> You remind me of my GF x_x She keeps threatening to get her dad to call in a favour with a gangster friend and get me killed <_<;;
<Shish> Also, the sucky family description
<Luci> All because you guys just HAD to have a few laughs at someone else's expense.
<wiiaboo> give it a rest toots
<wiiaboo> its been a long day at the office
<wiiaboo> your attention whoring only makes me laugh at you
<Luci> Is hurting people's feelings fun?
<wiiaboo> yes
<Solid_Snake> Yes
Luci said she was just trolling. Best troll ever right guys?
Psycho2332
Gais thar is no wai dat this be an April Fools joke! It already be April 2nd!! ZOMG!!
Psycho2332 is, well... a psycho in every sense of the word. He lurks Paheal commenting on every guro image he can find on the site, stalks Soemele, and tries too hard to be edgy. Aside from guro, his hobbies include asphyxiation, necrophilia, calling people who don't like his fetishes "butthurt," and generally being annoying. On rare occasions, he will comment on a non-guro pic, usually about how the subject would be hotter if they were dead. He's also been known to ask for Spyro the Dragon guro in the past.
Word is that Naruto is a whiny bitch! This is unacceptable!
His DeviantART account is here - Note the juxtaposition of the typical 13-year-old boy obsession with sex and violence, with an emphatic use of Hello Kitty smilies and chain letters involving pretty roses. Perhaps this is another Ed Gein in the making, and we should be more scared than we are. (Naturally, he has denied this being his account. In the unlikely case he's telling the truth, drastic measures should be taken to prevent the two from ever meeting.
During the great April Fools joke of 2008 Psycho2332 was the only one to complain that the mods made Naruto redirect to Shitty_Anime and Naruto_Uzumaki redirect to Whiney_Bitch. He even went as far as to put a _ in between N and aruto making it so that no one could look up their precious Naruto pr0ns because newcomers had no idea that Psycho had changed the tags to N_aruto and N_aruto_Uzimaki.
While not being a regular on the site, he is a member of the IRC. In fact because he spent all of his money to give the site 2 MB of bandwidth he was given a +h to keep him warm at night in his cardboard box. Phil, is illiterate and has anger issues. On day on IRC Phil came on bitching about how he couldn't take being kicked while away anymore. Ironically he came in yelling at Warrior, who was AFK, and wound up dealing with Rule34d, and when he couldn't do jack shit he went on a booting spree.
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<Luci_Luci> illiterate being the word he doesn't know.
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<Rule34d> Wow Phil.
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<desumilk> get fucked, phil.
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<Platinum_Kuro> BAWWWWWW
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<desumilk> phil be bawing.
<Luci_Luci> Not our faults that no one wants to talk to Phil.
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<desumilk> :( WHY YOU KICK DEL?
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<Delerium> ;____;
<desumilk> look what you did phil.
<desumilk> you made del cry.
<desumilk> *hands del some delicious cake.*
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<Platinum_Kuro> ...
<desumilk> in b4 phil loses his +h
<desumilk> and his mind.
<desumilk> and his two inch penis.
<Captain_Phil> bitch u seen my dick
<Luci_Luci> and gains 200 more pounds.
<Rule34d> No it's his two inch TSUNAMI
<desumilk> LOLOL.
<Captain_Phil> luci go get white
<desumilk> in b4 phil cracks the shits.
<desumilk> and shits his pants.
<desumilk> and shits on his two inch dick.
<Captain_Phil> and rubs it in ur face
<desumilk> and eat shit and dies.
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<desumilk> in b4 phil compensates his lack of penis size by kicking a bunch of people.
<desumilk> oh wait.
<Platinum_Kuro> I'll laugh if Phil loses his +h
<desumilk> lol.
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<desumilk> i laughed so fucking hard.
<Rule34d> Kraw
<Rule34d> I banned him
<Rule34d> For faggotry
<Drinky_Kraw> Hes gonna come back like "OMG U ASSHOLEZ IM PULLIN MAH SERVER"
<desumilk> this needs to be on the ED article.
<Rule34d> Ok
<Luci_Luci> What a fatty.
We can only hope that Captain_Phil loses his +h
Captain_Phil and Desumilk
It began when Desumilk finally proved she was a female by providing tits. When the picture suddenly floated in front of Phil's gaze, being the lonely, lonely man that he is Phil instantly fell in love and started to bombard Desumilk with pictures of his two inch penis. After being rejected by Desumilk seeing as she is gay and doesn't like penis up her vagina, Phil turned the love into hate
TL;DR: Go stretch your two inch penis and shove it up your own ass, Phil. - Desumilk.
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<PlatinumWarrior> there hasn't been this big aboom since the day SR-X went mad
<Rule34d> I know, it's always the fat guys
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—Warrior and Rule34d on current events
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<Rule34d> Your clit is bigger than Phil's dick.
<desumilk> yeah.
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—Rule34d and Desumilk on Phil's tinydick and Desumilks huge clitoris
Sagat is more over an IRC user of Paheal, Sagat has been banned a thousand times for spamming the old played out memeTigerover nine thousand times. Sagat himself is a very sophisticated man who enjoys the finer things in life, such as shemales and BBW.
In early October 2008, after noticing that everyone in Paheal's IRC was AFK Sagat posted the mother load of Tiger. So much Tiger in so little time, when Titanium came back two hours later and upon seeing all of the TIGER banned Sagat. Soon after Sagat was unbanned. Then warrior joined onto the IRC and Sagat said columbo was a great fucking detective. Warrior being a world renowned Columbo hater banned Sagat's ass until the next millennium. As a response to this Sagat took the massive amount of pictures he had of his dick from late lonely nights photoshoping and let all hell run loose on Paheal. Under the veil of the username Seshonbonhonfondonbonkon Sagat unleashed the mother load of dick shops. He uploaded them all with the tag "comma, penis, more_commas,". About five minutes after uploading the dickfest Titanium came back from his vacation in Hana lulu and upon seeing said dicks proceeded to shit bricks. He quickly deleted all of the vast amounts of dick in under two minutes, sent Sagat an angry PM stating: "READ THE RULES AND FAQ ABOUT TAGGING. THIS IS A WARNING. WE DO NOT USE COMMAS HERE. WE DO NOT TAG BY CONTENT EITHER." and then banned Sagat. Although his dicks were deleted in record time this event was still considered a win for Sagat as his uploads screwed with the sites thumbnails and Paheal quickly disabled uploading. Or this would have been considered a victory for Sagat, but the truth is nobody gave two shits.
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"<Captain_Phil> well i only came for the dicks
<Captain_Phil> later
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—Captain Phil, on why he had come back to Paheal's IRC
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"The joker has stolen our thumbnails, help us shishman!"
In b4 Desumilk is a meme that is used for trolling a paheal namefag called Desumilk, Desumilk is painfully easily to troll, and much lulz are produced in the process. All you have to do is say is start out with posting on a Pokemonthat Desumilk has not posted on then after her reaction proceed with "In b4/after Desumilk...." and the conversation should progress as follows;
MetroidAddict: in b4 Desumilk
Desumilk: Fuck you.
Anonymous1: in after Desumilk
Desumilk: STOP PICKING ON ME.
Rule34d: In after Desumilk uses capslock.
Desumilk: YOU ALL ARE NIGGERS.
Anonymous2: In after Desumilk says nigger
Nietzche: I b4 DesuMilk responds to anon2
Desumilk: ARGH! LET ME TOUCH MY VAGINA IN PEACE.
Nietzche: Fuckin' pwnt
Trolling Desumilk
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I would pull your ass cheeks aside, allowing the soft gentle breeze to caress your open hole. Your muscles relaxed, a fart slowly pushing through your tight hole before getting louder and louder. In the final second of the fart, a black person would escape with your fart and splatter over the floor, leaving a brown stain upon the ground. The fart ended, but the turd did not stop; another long thick turd pushing out of your tight muscle hole and drop onto the ground. A sigh of relief at your delicious fart escaped you and a stream of your urine would flow to the ground, creating a puddle of hot, yellow liquid at my feet. Accompanying your turd and urine was the stench; generating a smell of rotten cats and dogs in a butcher.
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And so, once again, Warrior showed us all that his balls aren't just for show
Moar info: Paheal.
