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Olfactophilia

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Olfactophilia is the fetish of being sexually aroused by body odor. While most people in society find the scent of soaps, perfumes, deodorant, and cologne to be pleasant (and actually use said hygienic items), olfactophiles instead get off on the smell of unwashed bodies, specifically untamed armpits, fragrant feet, odiferous asses, and musky crotches. As a result, they are known to fixate on these body parts and fantasize about diving nose-deep into them.

Some argue that pheromone attraction is "natural," and is used to find compatible fuck buddies, but the rest of the world sees this as an excuse to be a lazy fuck and not bathe, although having bad hygiene and not showering regularly aren't an issue to these degenerate fucks because they enjoy living like animals and smelling like them too.

Just Follow Your Nose

Mmm..


Some scentfags will only obsess over a single body odor, while others can get off on literally any and every smell a human body can produce. This can include belching, farting, and even fixating on any article of clothing tainted with sweaty body stank, such as panties, t-shirts, gloves, socks, stockings, and all forms of footwear.

Keep in mind that not all foot fetishists enjoy foot odor, and not all olfactofucks enjoy sucking toes or licking feet and armpits, but at the end of the day they're both the same kind of freak you'd want to hide your kids from. It's common knowledge that modern society has progressed since the Middle Ages where bathing was limited to royalty and deodorant didn't even exist, so anyone who willingly goes against this norm should be labelled a primitive beast and sentenced to a chemical shower for immediate cleansing.

Solutions for scent-driven sickos can include surgically removing the olfacular bulb so as to dull the sense of smell, sanding off the nose in an effort to completely disarm the deviant, or if health insurance and the cost of power tools is an issue, super gluing the nostrils shut.

Body Hair Goes Where?

Welcome to the jungle!

Another fascination for those who love the odor of bacteria breaking down sweat on unwashed flesh is body hair. Why, you ask? Because a major function of body hair is to cause the area underneath it to sweat, and thus produce offensive odors. So through the eyes (or nose, rather) of a body funk fetishist, a woman with a shaved vagina is less likely to carry that fragrant natural ripeness that a hairy jungle of a love nest would, and as a result, bald pussy is deemed unattractive.

But it doesn't stop there. Some men even crave women with hairy armpits, and fantasize about them not using deodorant or even bathing in general -- in other words, being the same type of unhygienic degenerate that they are. The only place these types of creeps have a chance of ever finding love is perhaps a hippie drum circle, or in a European country where unshaved women is the norm. Or they could just call for a hooker and request the laziest, hairiest whore they've got.



Sweat also acts as a major interest to those of filthy mind and body, as it's the base ingredient of body odor. While sweat itself doesn't have a smell, it's the favorite food of the bacteria that lives on every living person, and will become odorous once said bacteria feeds on it and breaks it down if left in an unventilated state for too long. The longer a body part is covered or confined to an article of clothing and the warmer it gets, the stinkier it will be when it's finally opened up and able to breathe again, because science. Now you know why your foot smelled like a dead rat when you finally took the cast off of it after falling out of that tree.

Seeing a person drenched in sweat is a turn on for olfactophiliacs, and they'll likely try to give you as many sweaty hand shakes and hugs as they can in an effort to enjoy that sweet, salty sweat. They'll also be the only buyers you'll ever find for selling your bottled sweat on eBay in order to pay for your next fix.

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  • Fetish
  • Axilism - people who are sexually attracted to armpits, and enjoy fucking them
  • Foot Fetish - people who mistakenly believe feet are a reproductive organ
  • Eproctophilia - of course there's a fart fetish

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