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MarzGurl

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MarzGurl in all her Adamite glory.

Kaylyn Saucedo, formerly Kaylyn Dickson, a.k.a. MarzGurl, is a member of Channel Awesome and the Anime News Network. In 2008, The Nostalgia Critic held a contest in order to find the "Nostalgia Chick". She ended up making it into the Top 3 but ultimately Lindsay Ellis ended up winning that title. Despite being a loser, she was still allowed to produce videos for the TGWTG website under her own name, invertedly making this one of the most cancerous "Everyone's a winner!" decisions in internet history. Before joining TGWTG, she used to document the on-goings at anime conventions.

#KickVic

Following the suicide of JewWario who was revealed to be a pedobear, Marzgurl, feeling personally affected, put it upon herself to out more creepers within the anime industry. She decided to make Vic Mignogna her target because of some gamergate drama and started the movement #KickVic. End result: Vic was fired from Funimation.

E-Begging

Filing various lawsuits and scrounging up enough cash to attend anime conventions doesn't come cheap, so MarzGurl often turned to e-begging to accommodate for her financial needs. Marzgurl has tried fundraising oil changes, frivolous lawsuits and even her own wedding. Just as the KickVic stuff was starting to ramp up, Marzgurl's pussy got infected and it died because she failed to fundraise enough money for it's treatment.

Fanbase

Marzgurl is surprisingly chill with people drawing disturbing Rule34 of her; as omitted by one of her blog posts, and has such to say about it:

   
 
I actually thought that whoever drew us really paid attention to our faces. THE FACES ARE ACTUALLY FREAKING GOOD! Whoever you are, guro artist, your art DOESN’T SUCK! But what’s with the rock shirts we’re wearing? What’s with the emo lyrics in the background? And even with all of these strange, disturbing images, you know what I was REALLY thinking the whole time? I was really thinking, “Man… the artist got my nipples ALL WRONG!” But seriously, the work we do on TGWTG has nothing to do with emo rock bands and self mutilation, so I have no idea why the artist chose to take us in this direction.
 

 
 

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MarzGurl is part of the TGWTG Circle-jerk

Circlejerk: That Guy With The GlassesDoug WalkerJewWarioLinkaraTheSpoonyOneScrewAttack/Former TalentAngry JoeTodd in the ShadowsNostalgia ChickJesuotakuAnime News Network
Enemies: AsalieriScrewAttack