Kialo

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Debating life's important questions.

Kialo is a brand new website that markets itself as a network for rational, intellectual debate. Sounds good enough right?

Unfortunately, the words rational, intellectual and debate are, in this case, understood by their liberal definition. The result is a cocktail of politically correct, pseudo-intellectual censorship-maniacs who are so unbelievably deranged, it makes Quora look sane by comparison.

Words struggle to describe the magnitude of this monstrous pile of faggotry, but suffice to say that some of the "topics" that are "debated" on this network will make even the admins of RationalWiki cringe and reach for a bucket (or... preferably... a gun).

Creation

Kialo was created by Errikos Pitsos^✡, a native of Greece who after happily retiring in his homeland on a state pension aged 30 was faced with a certain problem that caused him to need to earn moniez once more.

It is unknown when precisely the abomination of Kialo was conceived. Records of the websites supposed activity date back to 2009, but this would predate the new internetz, as well as the late 2010s era of maniacal political correctness and censorship (accelerated by the rise to power of Donald Trump) that gave rise to similarly cancerous websites like Quora and TheStudentRoom. According to Kialo's Twitter, it took a full five years for Errikos Pitsos and his group of morbidly obese blue haired "intellectuals" to piece this foul, loathsome sack of shit together. In any case, no one knew or cared about Kialo until 2018.

TL;DR, Kialo is no older than 1 year and was created by a kike (no surprises there).

Kialo on Facebook

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Figure 1: Kialo scum spill over to facebook

Because there is virtually no other way to spread the word about something this cancerous, the decision was made to advertise Kialo on Facebook and to use this to pick up middle aged women, hippies, blue haired college students, teenagers and similar vermin that helps to fuel this website. Due to this, the cesspool of vicious pseudo-debate can sometimes spill over into the mainstream comments section, as seen in figure 1.

Kialo's ads are now ubiquitous, presumably as they have been given a discount because they conform to Facebook's own political agenda of leftism, faggotry and mass censorship.

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No agenda whatsoever

Parallels to 4chan

Kialo is essentially the opposite of 4chan. While 4chan is a haven of free speech, raucous argument and lulz, Kialo is basically the opposite.

How to Kialo

Fact Cat says: What you are about to reads is FACT. Factcat knows this because of his time spent gaining enlightenment on Kialo.

Do you want to enjoy sophisticated debate with like minded, superior intellectuals? Have you tried to debate on /pol or YouTube but are scared of all the mean comments? Are you a ginormous pussy who likes to be sodomised with retractable batons? LOOK NO FURTHER! KIALO IS THE SITE FOR YOU!!!1

Step 1: Make an account

Should be easy enough, shouldn't it faggot?

Step 2: Click teh "create discussion" button

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Step 3: Make it public, so everyone can see

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Step 4: Keep it simple so these retards can understand it

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Step 5: Enter a suitable topic

Add details in the "background" section and add tags.

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Step 6: Upload a suitable image

This will serve as the thread's cover/background/profile picture

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Step 7: Add arguments

In order for the thread ("discussion") to become visible to the millions of thin skinned faggots on Kialo, you need to create 8 arguments pro or contra

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Step 8: Sit back and enjoy

Realistically, try and create something a little less obvious to troll for longer

See also

• Facebook
• Twitter
• Quora
• RationalWiki
• Digg
• 4chan
• Wikia