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Justin Mully Williams
Introduction
Justin "Mully" Williams was a drunken bogan who became intoxicated, stole a car and wiped out a family. Soon after the tragic incident, the media blamed police for Justin killing the family. Supporters of Justin defended him, saying such stupid things as "What would you do if you were scared like that?", to which anon replied "Stop. Derp Derp!". Lulz ensued soon after the incident when /b/tards launched a full scale attack on the memorial group made for Justin.
The crash that caused over 9000 damage, and killed 3 innocent people
A memorial was held in service for the poor car that was destroyed
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Epic Facebook Butthurt
After /b/ launched a raid on the facebook memorial page dedicated to Justin, a new admin appeared and banned everyone from accessing the memorial page. The raid was headed by a /b/tard using the sockpuppet Jack Assington, who caused much lulz. The /b/ trolls continuously trolled the page for roughly three hours, successfully pissing off anyone who cared about Justin "Mully" Williams. Massive damage was cause by the seemingly endless stream of troll's, let us not forget the countless Troll Facebook accounts that were reported and b&.
Ragers
An Ausfag forgets to use teh spellchekz.
"Mully had a need for speed and a true BURNING passion for life right up until it came CRASHING to an end. R.I.P. You were a top bloke." -Bob Blaine, troll
"GJ YOU GOT AWAY FROM DA COPZ!" -Another troll
"Fuck you all... Goodbye."
-Deb, the fat whore admin who had serious butthurt and closed the pool
"OH NO DID THEY CALL THE AMBERLAMPS?!?"
-Multiple trolls
"Deb, the back of your neck looks like a pack of hot dogs"
-Males Rule, troll
Massive levels of butthurt achieved.
Deb the Admin
At around 4:50 AM Eastern time (yes, it's ALSO 04:50 for all of you eurofags and azns), an admin by the name of Deb reached critical mass levels of butthurt and v& all who were trolling, hid the group, and ate sour cream with an ice cream scoop while crying quietly to herself. Deb still is in control of the page, which is still MIA as of Monday, March 22, 2010. Unfortunately anon has not hacked her as of yet, which will lead to incredible levels of lulz if it's accomplished.
Afterlife
Justin spends most of his afterlife looking at different vehicles he could drive if he was still living. The vehicle of choice he looks at are known as "Holdens". Holdens are essentially rust bucket pieces of shit that hoons use due to being able to acquire parts cheaply. We must remember Mully for all the good times, he is "having a beer in heaven 4 us mate" and is a TOP FUCKING BLOKE.
Gallery
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irony Strikes again.
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Keep the street clear of Babies.
