Encylopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/September 18, 2025

Nicholas Prosper

Is it really possible to reach for the High Score and cause megalulz in a country with strict gun control? Our hero of the day, Nicholas Prosper, is here to answer with a resounding ALMOST! On September 13, 2024, Nick, geared up with an illegally-purchased shotgun, shot his family dead with point-blank gunshots to the face, racking three kills in the name of protecting his waifu, Clementine, from The Walking Dead, before going to his old school to try and shoot it up, before sadly being stopped by the Pigs, who managed to stop any further lulz from taking place. Sad!

(( He Killed To Defend The Rights Of People Who Took Underage Drawings As Waifus ))

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