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Suggested QOTN

   
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Please, do us all a favor.

Go into your garage. Pop open an old car battery, and put the acid into a safe container. Afterwards, find some antifreeze, motor oil, paint thinner, and windshield wiper fluid, and pour it all in. Add some carrots, and bring to a boil over a handmade fire. Let simmer for about 5 minutes, then allow to cool. Keep a mirror on hand. Once it has done so, dip your head in for a refreshing drink. Pull yourself out of the vat of goodness, and peek into the mirror. You will be able to watch your samefag mask melt into your face as your head corrodes, dripping blood and pus all over your Minecraft t-shirt.

Welcome to EDF. Fuck off.
 

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That faggot with the super long username
* Sugar bombs said that, not him. But she does not have an ED account. Only EDF2. oddguy 15:58, 13 September 2012 (EDT)

ShitRedditSays needs an entry

I can't believe there's still no page for this phenomenon. I'm fairly new with the whole SRS experience, but I was quite disappointed when I found a blank entry here. I'm sure there are enough passionate anti-SRS users that would like to pin down what SRS exactly is.

Some examples that could be explained here:

- The Destiny debacle: http://www.reddit.com/r/ShitRedditSays/comments/z1nv3/effort_destiny_parts_ways_with_root_gaming_his/

- General information

- The downfall of /r/jailbait

- Feedback from ex-SRS users

- How to tag them in RES.

I'm sure there are more topics that fit in here, like I said im fairly new to this phenomenon and I've never written a wiki article before - so feel free to help out and contribute!  — Preceding comment added by Asstits (talk • contribs), 07:49, 1 September 2012 (UTC)

>le reddit
Zyklon 06:14, 1 September 2012 (EDT)

Donation query

How much money do you guys need to get rid of that scam/virus popup that comes up right as I start to use the site? Buck Turgidson 12:36, 2 September 2012 (EDT)

.se is gonna turn into OhInternet 2: Electric Boogaloo. Seriously, these auction ads are pissing me off. I only use ED on iOS now because of the viruses. Go Rangers! 01:11, 3 September 2012 (EDT) Use the exit button.--Ostoneo69 09:54, 3 September 2012 (EDT)

  • If you guys want to donate the $500 a month to keep the site up and ad-free we will gladly take down all of the ads right now. Message me on my talk page for more information on where to send the money. How else do you expect us to pay for the site? Out of our pockets? Sorry but we don't have enough money to do that. Also, there are no viruses on ED --zaiger (talk) 12:09, 3 September 2012 (EDT)
  • I got a job building websites because I put "Editing ED" on my job skills list. As such, ED will receive a monthly stipend from me from now until the end of time. fuck da haterzz TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 14:20, 3 September 2012 (EDT)
u mad bitches?

Suggested quote: Robert Wayne Stiles

   
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In the end, I've won. ED is my calling card and a great conversation starter. :)
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a real women made me proud of my dick all because of the ed page they think im defying some great hate group
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Charlotte Dawson

Why don't we have an article on  MsCharlotteD? It looks like she has finally been trolled off the Internet, but she made a huge name for herself before that by feeding the trolls. There are multiple news articles and Twitter hashtags like #diecharlotte to use, so someone please get on it. --zaiger (talk) 11:27, 3 September 2012 (EDT)

I'll start one.--CrackRabbit 17:49, 9 September 2012 (EDT)
Oh, OK. --CrackRabbit 19:54, 9 September 2012 (EDT)

Quote of the now suggestion

http://illidong.tumblr.com/post/30821650407/jizz-makes-your-mouth-taste-like-soap-death-for-days

 
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spidder-man asked: "jizz makes your mouth taste like soap & death for days but rimming doesnt at all yet nobody gets this"
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illidong: EXACTLY!!!!
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In earlier posts on their tumblr page, illidong is going on and on about how they ABSOLUTELY hate the taste of cum. Real classy of them. --CrackRabbit 18:31, 3 September 2012 (EDT)

i can see why some people wouldnt care for the taste of semen. but soap and death? for DAYS? there is a great solution for that and its called a toothbrush. -hipcrime 02:27, 4 September 2012 (EDT)

Hipcrime told me to tell you all...

that I'm going to merge Free speech and First Amendment into Freedom of speech. If you have any objections, tell someone who gives a shit. -Gray 01:41, 4 September 2012 (EDT)

i have no objections, and it seems like they should all be one article. also, i didnt phrase it quite like that. :) -hipcrime 01:52, 4 September 2012 (EDT)

Mr. Hands in list of An Heroes

He didn't kill himself, just died indirectly later because of the horse cock. He's in the Dying Alone part of the template on An Heroes. Is there any other place we can put him as he's technically not an hero? Me and poko were consulting on this. FredJuicy 04:48, 4 September 2012 (EDT)

same with nikki catsouras and probably a few others. maybe rename the template, and have a section for darwin award candidates/accidental deaths -hipcrime 04:53, 4 September 2012 (EDT)

Pop-ups

Recently I've noticed that I've been getting pop-ups from ED. What are we, ED 1.0? —BlittleMcNælsen 17:16, 4 September 2012 (EDT)

  • Start donating moar. I donated 200 jew golds. if zaiger posts a video of himself doing the hokey pokey i'll pay hosting for december. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 23:11, 4 September 2012 (EDT)
If ED got 1 dollar for every time someone bitched about the ads, we wouldn't have any problem paying for it. I just made a funny. ~Oblique 01:38, 5 September 2012 (EDT)
Recently, I noticed that only cheap-ass kikes who don't donate bitch about the ads. Do you think hosting an alexa 10k site is cheap? --zaiger (talk) 04:01, 5 September 2012 (EDT)
A "volatile" site at that. Too many doorknobs are under the ASSumption that free speech is actually FREE...no, sorry, it's not, free speech COSTS MONEY...and usually LOTS of it. Anything directly or indirectly associated with ED essentially becomes a potential target for all the commie bastard haters out there looking to try and control/censor what others can do and say. Knowing they can't actually damage ED ~directly~ they'll often take the indirect route and attempt to attack/slander/blackmail/etc those entities which host/promote/advertise (or even just idly mention) ED. That in turn also drives up the cost, as many hosting providers won't want to take on all the endless headaches, especially with a site that shells out terabit level traffic. --Onideus 15:19, 7 September 2012 (EDT)

Daniel Brandt vs. Tarc

http://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=16329#p16329 – Brandt is now attempting to dox anyone who argues with him on forums. --JuniusThaddeus 11:35, 6 September 2012 (EDT)

So that's okay and not harassment, but posting freely licensed nudies = a nono? My mind is full of fuck. Mike the Great (talk) 13:01, 6 September 2012 (EDT)
i saw that. Tarc or not, that guy is sexy. -hipcrime 14:49, 6 September 2012 (EDT)
SO MUCH TINFOIL, it's (almost) not funny. VX BREATHE DEEP 16:16, 6 September 2012 (EDT)
I'll pay 2000 chilean pesos to whoever argues with him and does not get doxed.   Andrés    talk    contribs   17:01, 6 September 2012 (EDT)
whenever i see Tarc's name, i cant help but think of the Tenderloin AIDS Resource Center. -hipcrime 17:35, 6 September 2012 (EDT)
 
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Brandt's become precisely the type of EDiot that he professes to hate so much, and if we all really wanna bop down this congo line, then I'll go see about restoring his Wikipedia article. Let's see how his smearing an old associate of mine on a website Alexa-ranked a 3 million stacks up to his life put back on a website with a rank of...6.
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—tarc


I see no reason why he (Brandt) shouldn't have an article now. There is more than enough material for a new DB Wikipedia article solely based on his anti-ED mentions. --zaiger (talk) 23:58, 6 September 2012 (EDT)

http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=39181&mode=linear – It continues. --JuniusThaddeus 21:35, 8 September 2012 (EDT)


 
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Suarez, for once, why don't you come out and plainly state just what your angle is[...] But lately, you're a bit of a strange duck;

1. You alert WR and the Other Site™ about Danny's pathetic and off-base attempt to out me. Which amusingly enough seems to have given me a bit of Andy Warhol's proverbial 15 minutes...4 days running of being in ED's QOTN, praise from people at ED's twitter feed, and so on.

2. You routinely update ED's TJC on Brandt vs. Tarc happenings.[...]
 

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i didnt think hed mind being qotn'd. the quotes were fucking awesome. and afaik, the brandt/tarc thing is new, and this is the only section covering it. :\ -hipcrime 18:08, 16 September 2012 (EDT)

I fucking set those QOTNs, why is Tarc being a fag since he is so kewl.   Andrés    talk    contribs   19:19, 16 September 2012 (EDT)

No respectable God of War fan is a brony.

http://youtu.be/KElBJIspzac?t=20s

Check this out, not a single fucking laugh at all or noise. Not even a god damn cough. The only people who laughed is the creators with their own joke. You can just feel the awkwardness in the room. Lord Tony 13:00, 7 September 2012 (EDT)

Needed: Voiceover Artists (Just kidding, I need neckbeard losers)

I have the scripts and storyboards for my cheap-ass Christmas animations just about completed. I'm going to create at least 3 separate videos. (I'm presumptuously assuming they'll be a week of VOTNs for Christmas)... What I need now are 4 or more EDiots to lend their voices (and perhaps their faces) to the project. The bit parts include but are not limited to:

  • Singing a verse for an ED Christmas song about eliminating Jews.
  • A holiday-themed donation drive video.
  • Merry Christmas faggots - season's greetings from ED Staff.
    • I also want to do something like "What I got for Christmas", a follow-up video after the holidays are done.

I would prefer to get the more well-known EDiots (EDitors and Sysops) but let's face it - I'll take what I can get.

I have certain standards to live up to - so here is what you'll need if you would like to contribute:

  1. A relatively high-quality microphone or camera. The audio needs to be clear. My animation sucks but I take pride in sound quality.
  2. A means to convert your recordings into mp3 or .wav files. You could simply upload it to Youtube and I'll take it from there.
  3. If you idiots with nothing to lose (already doxed/unemployable) want to use your face (think JibJab style except shittier) for the project, let me know and I'll ask for some workable shots of your ugly mugs when I need them.

I'm also thinking about creating a new Youtube Channel for ED's future OC and sharing the password with Zaiger or whoever the fuck is in charge. Running ads on the bottom is a good source of supplemental income for the site, especially when our VOTNs get 5-6000 views a day.

This is Encyclopedia Dramatica's first real Christmas not spent under the shadow of the .com tyranny. Let's make it the best ever. Start signing up, fuckwads.

TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 13:43, 8 September 2012 (EDT)

i obv have the best voice here and thus will do it. also i can give you the pass to the old yt account if you need it ♥♥♥ 14:43, 8 September 2012 (EDT)
If we still have a usable account that would be cool - I imagine it has strikes against it though because of flaggots. Also thanks for signing up, I'll have some lines ready for you guys later this week. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 17:18, 8 September 2012 (EDT)
I agree, Meepsheep's voice is sexy. ~Oblique 23:01, 8 September 2012 (EDT)
Yeah, I was in tinychat when he prank called the AIDS clinic. Easily in my top 10 ED moments. Oblique, want to lend your voice or are you still too pubescent? TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 23:17, 8 September 2012 (EDT)
I am not good at audio. ~Oblique 23:33, 8 September 2012 (EDT)
  • I'd be willing to volunteer, though I'm not online here much. Typically I check my email most often. Here it is: youareafaggot@mail.com Expo 13:56, 9 September 2012 (EDT) (calm your tits, I'm fucking tired.)
  • Yes I can do this. I am busy though so you will have to constantly remind me of what to do.--zaiger (talk) 12:05, 11 September 2012 (EDT)
  • My sexual voice is on offer if needed. Elvis 09:58, 18 September 2012 (EDT)
  • ask EDF user Trevor Fitzroy/Weezus Christ. he has a really deep voice and is not a pussy. here is one of his vids:

  • -hipcrime 17:13, 19 September 2012 (EDT)

Fantastically Over-Bloated Australian Sea Cow

Saw this today: http://www.facebook.com/NOGinaRinehart?ref=nf

Some ginormously fat Australian redneck by the name of Gina Rinehart, who looks to be a pretty epic LOL cow. Apparently she's Australia's version of the Clampetts so to speak. Like Spider-man says, with great, undeserved wealth comes great, self-important running at the mouth.  :)

--Onideus 11:16, 9 September 2012 (EDT)

BREAKING NEWS: Logs of Every Anon IRC

HTP has made it again, expect hueg zalgo-ish dumps of VoxAnon, AnonOps, Cryto and AnonPR.   Andrés    talk    contribs   15:49, 9 September 2012 (EDT)

Except these dumps will be about 1000 times bigger than what was leaked with Zalgo IRC trojan, we literally have over a million lines of logs here. --Zee 15:55, 9 September 2012 (EDT)

Main Page/BNA and GNA

How hard is it for an editor or moderator to go to Special:NewPages and update BNA and GNA? -Gray 23:30, 10 September 2012 (EDT)

I update the BNA whenever I create a shitty article. --zaiger (talk) 12:03, 11 September 2012 (EDT)
Maybe if you were editor you'd know. Dick. Mike the Great (talk) 01:33, 12 September 2012 (EDT)

Does ED respond to subpoenas or orders from US courts?

Need to know this before I post some content. If none of the admins or hosts are located in the USA, can't see why you'd be under US jurisdiction, but just checking. Don't want to waste my time creating OC just to have it be potentially removed as "defamatory," etc.

Apologies if I should have posted this somewhere else. It's been awhile since I've EDed. Lhitler 10:58, 11 September 2012 (EDT)

   
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DMCA and other petty legal threats you may throw at us do not apply, as our content is hosted between Ukraine and Nigeria, which do not fall under the jurisdiction of US copyright law. We will however report any misuse of the DMCA to the cyberpolice.
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Found on Encyclopedia Dramatica:Removal policy

TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 11:30, 11 September 2012 (EDT)

Nigeria -- excellent.

Thank you kind sir. Out of curiosity, why do you prohibit posting SSNs? Last I checked the Nigerian authorities did not care very much about identity theft. Lhitler 13:50, 11 September 2012 (EDT)

  • LOL at your comment. But .se means we are hosted by Swedes. I think the policy quote I posted about Nigeria is a joke, but the message it conveys rings true: ED is immune to almost any manner of DMCA/US Court Order as long as it doesn't violate international law. Child Porn is illegal everywhere, thus no child porn. Get it? TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 15:21, 11 September 2012 (EDT)
Oh c'mon you aint a newfag, you know that domains does not imply country of hosting.   Andrés    talk    contribs   15:23, 11 September 2012 (EDT)
>implying they have computer hosting companies in Nigeria. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 15:24, 11 September 2012 (EDT)
I don't think we are hosted in nigeria too, but ukraine is factible (romania as well, but zaiger said we are not the same as srsvps).   Andrés    talk    contribs   15:26, 11 September 2012 (EDT)
You're all idiots. We're actually hosted on Zaiger's DSL. Mike the Great (talk) 15:27, 11 September 2012 (EDT)
Dark Slippery Length? - Mr Jonzz 15:44, 11 September 2012 (EDT)

Got it -- thanks. And just to clarify, I don't intend to post CP. However, I've got an article in mind which, while not simply an excuse to post somebody's dox, really would not be complete without the dox in question, and a couple of the people I intended to dox will probably be uproariously butthurt about it and cry defemation. Nothing ED has not seen hundreds of times over the years, but again, since I've been away for awhile I just wanted to check. Sounds like things are under control -- cheers to all the current admins for picking up where gv so cuntily left off. Lhitler 17:54, 11 September 2012 (EDT)

So whats this article about ? You have piqued my curiosity  TUXLIE  20:03, 11 September 2012 (EDT)

robbie farah

Can you guys be any fucking slower? How is there not an article on this? A full grown soccer player gets taken down with a tweet and nobody writes about it? You guys are slipping. --zaiger (talk) 22:12, 11 September 2012 (EDT)

  • Sorry for not paying attention to the mainstream sport of Australian Rugby. I uploaded some hypocritical twitter quotes and of course added racism as Farah is Lebanese. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 23:23, 11 September 2012 (EDT)
  • Nice, that's a hate crime. --zaiger (talk) 02:55, 12 September 2012 (EDT)
What the fuck is a tweet? Mike the Great (talk) 01:32, 12 September 2012 (EDT)
A "tweet," as it is colloquially known, is the method with which people who fail at both life and the interwebs express the thoughts emanating from their tiny little minds in the form of 5 syllables. It is prized among those with ADHD due to its sacrosanct NO VERBOSITY rule. The 140 character limit ensures that the denizens of the internets, while normally appearing quite stupid, appear even... stupider. VX BREATHE DEEP 14:53, 12 September 2012 (EDT)
  • Back on-topic, since Farah is so active on Twitter, let's spam him with the link to his article and see what he thinks. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 16:00, 13 September 2012 (EDT)

Jew makes film moking Muhammad, muslims go butthurt and counter-troll killing americans

The troll-film, titled "Innocence of Muslims", looks promising, maybe even deserving its own article, I would start it myself but I do not have much time.

News about it

Jewtube trailer of the film

--Polmas 10:20, 12 September 2012 (EDT)

Innocence of Muslims there you go. Someone who knows more about the situation, feel free to contribute. Zyklon 10:31, 12 September 2012 (EDT)

wikipedia:Nakoula_Basseley_Nakoula. --JuniusThaddeus 07:44, 14 September 2012 (EDT)

There are now two possibilities:
ZOG/JIDF disinformation campaign trying to make mudslimes attack their second favourite chimpout targets, the Copts.
Nakoula is an IRL master troll and a cool guy who is probably right now trolling muslims in his Scarface-esque mansion/methlab.
Your call. Zyklon 08:39, 14 September 2012 (EDT)

ED and Tumblr

ED is on Facebook, twitter, YouTube, Steam, and even Pinterest. Why is ED not on Tumblr though? ED would probably get many followers on Tumblr, and any reblogs by followers would be good publicity for ED. --CrackRabbit 19:55, 12 September 2012 (EDT)

I hate tumblr, but yea that is good for us.   Andrés    talk    contribs   19:57, 12 September 2012 (EDT)
Because some faggot already has http://encyclopediadramatica.tumblr.com --zaiger (talk) 19:59, 12 September 2012 (EDT)
  • followed, regardless of who owns it, they clearly are pro-ED. -hipcrime 20:17, 12 September 2012 (EDT)
Meh, any suggestions for a good url for us?   Andrés    talk    contribs   20:00, 12 September 2012 (EDT)
Why not just commandeer that one? Mike the Great (talk) 20:14, 12 September 2012 (EDT)
We could always ask nicely. If he is pro-ED then he might very well be flattered  TUXLIE  19:16, 13 September 2012 (EDT)
I updated Main Page/contact if it's suitable. Mike the Great (talk) 21:16, 13 September 2012 (EDT)
I really, really hope we don't get a flood of new Tumblr Social Justice faggot users. Zyklon 23:44, 13 September 2012 (EDT)
Zaiger: Do we have a user good enough with Tumblr who's going to be in charge of it? Mike the Great (talk) 00:49, 14 September 2012 (EDT)
Yeah me and e. --zaiger (talk) 14:55, 14 September 2012 (EDT)
Thayo would be good for this imo oddguy 16:36, 14 September 2012 (EDT)
I could help out if extra help is needed. --owl.talk 00:06, 15 September 2012 (EDT)

Tarc Bel-Airs TWR & Brandt?

I thought this shit was hilarious.

Congrats to Hipcrime for finding it.

TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 15:58, 15 September 2012 (EDT)

it turns out that Tarc is a pretty cool guy. i confess to extremem butthurt when he called me a clod on WR a few years ago. -hipcrime 17:38, 16 September 2012 (EDT)

I gave this god-awful shit an article.

Vennu Mallesh - an admitted undead pedophile from India is going for a music career. MisterSnuggles 04:34, 16 September 2012 (EDT)

I could still use some voices

I am beginning to assign roles and have audio tests with the people who signed up for the animation project. If you don't sign up by the 21st you probably won't get to be in the videos. Also I set up a youtube for ED's OC. When we finally get some real videos going I'll share the password with the crats. This preview is to give you an idea of how shitty it will be. Well, maybe not THIS shitty. But still.

TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 17:31, 16 September 2012 (EDT)

omg hipcrime give me a son.   Andrés    talk    contribs   17:33, 16 September 2012 (EDT)
man up and do it. -hipcrime 17:35, 16 September 2012 (EDT)

sup, nig-nogs

First off, proof of identity.

Second, I don't mind the QOTN at all, in fact I found it rather flattering. Your JuniusThaddeus just seems to be playing a rather odd cat and mouse game between myself and Danny Brandt, is all that was. I'm curious as to what he's upto.

Third off, I don't recall calling you (hipcrime) a tard, so I can't say what that is about. Sooner or later I call everyone a tard though, so don't feel bad. :) Tarc 18:27, 16 September 2012 (EDT)

  • ohai Tarc. It's not really a cat & mouse game. I am merely an outsider but to me this seems like a very simple case of Brandt getting owned and having said ownage publicized. Won't you plz stay and edit ED with us? TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 18:37, 16 September 2012 (EDT)
Im also outside from this but, Junius is not Brandt's friend and whoever thinks that he is should be burn in hell. Also, stay with us, we need wikipedos.   Andrés    talk    contribs   19:23, 16 September 2012 (EDT)
I don't really think so either, just nice to know what the hell he's on about lately. As for actually editing here, not sure at this time. Junius got shitcanned because of his Fae work so it definitely wouldn't be on current Wiki-personalities. Also our favorite foxy friend is ready to pounce on the first misstep. Tarc 23:37, 16 September 2012 (EDT)
If you don't mind me asking, then why'd you come here at all? You could have not used that account name and emailed. Mike the Great (talk) 00:21, 17 September 2012 (EDT)
  • welcome, Tarc. plz feel free to contribute to controversial articles as a sock. :D -hipcrime 02:10, 17 September 2012 (EDT)
    • PS: the "clod" remark was so long ago, but if you search badmachine, gacurr, and benjiboi, youll find it. -hipcrime 02:13, 17 September 2012 (EDT)

Halloween MediaWiki theme

Appart from the Special Main Page I've made, I'd like to make a theme, please start adding some suggestions below, plzkthx.   Andrés    talk    contribs   19:18, 17 September 2012 (EDT)

Web's a little too big. -Gray 19:20, 17 September 2012 (EDT)
Oh well, we were talking about suggestions for the theme, but feel free to tweak the web size a bit, plz.   Andrés    talk    contribs   19:22, 17 September 2012 (EDT)
Problem's not the size, it's that it made the login unclickable. I sorta fixed it, "sorta" meaning that the Fuck You Scooby-Doo comment isn't visible anymore. -Gray 19:34, 17 September 2012 (EDT)
yeah anything being in the top-right will do that. the web could be rotated 180 and stuck in the bottom left maybe. Mike the Great (talk) 23:38, 18 September 2012 (EDT)
The web has a part that's dangling down. If it were rotated 180 degrees, it would be dangling up. Gravity doesn't work that way. -Gray 12:07, 19 September 2012 (EDT)
Portals? Mike the Great (talk) 13:14, 19 September 2012 (EDT)

The ED logo.

So why is there a fucking pony in the ED logo? Has this site finally became a cesspool of fucking filth that holds your autistic fat fuck neck-bearded ponyfag? Lord Tony 23:28, 18 September 2012 (EDT)

Yes.   Andrés    talk    contribs   23:30, 18 September 2012 (EDT)
fucking ponyfags. Lord Tony 23:30, 18 September 2012 (EDT)
  • Lol I love you mike TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 23:31, 18 September 2012 (EDT)
  • FYI dumbass, you have been hit by mike's wikiskills and have something similar to this lurking in your userspace. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 23:32, 18 September 2012 (EDT)
Lol it is easy to see you raging and getting your anti-ponyfag tinfoil hat on.   Andrés    talk    contribs   23:33, 18 September 2012 (EDT)
To be fair, the pony is pretty awesome. ~Oblique 23:36, 18 September 2012 (EDT)
Goddamn ponies, they are literally fucking everywhere.--Ostoneo69 16:41, 19 September 2012 (EDT)
Yup, ED is ruined. Time to find a better satirical wikipedia now. Lord Tony 19:24, 19 September 2012 (EDT)
I hear that unfunny uncyclopedia wiki doesn't fall down on the ponyfag level of autism. Lord Tony 19:24, 19 September 2012 (EDT)
We will be better without you, I'll explain. You are a fucking retard with zero knowledge about MediaWiki or at least with enogh abilities to think and resolve problems. You are the only one who's logo has a pony because mike modified your custom css to show it. Leave if you want, we all are fucking messing with you and you are a retarded lolcow.   Andrés    talk    contribs   19:27, 19 September 2012 (EDT)
Ponyfags. Lord Tony 19:33, 19 September 2012 (EDT)
Then get it off. Lord Tony 19:35, 19 September 2012 (EDT)
  • We are not ponyfags, we are harvesting your rage because we lol at it.
Ponyfags lol at this. Lord Tony 19:39, 19 September 2012 (EDT)
According to your logic, #wiki would be full of Ponyfags, and sadly, it is not. Please stop thinking like a retard.   Andrés    talk    contribs   19:41, 19 September 2012 (EDT)
Why is there a fucking pony in the ED logo!! Lord Tony 03:45, 20 September 2012 (EDT)
Maybe you are too retarded to comprehend but for like the 3rd or 4th time Mike changed your personal css file so that a pony would appear over the site logo. This was a joke, you know them? But since you think this is the end of the world I have deleted it. Now go do something better than bitch about ponies. ~Oblique 03:48, 20 September 2012 (EDT)
It's still there. Lord Tony 05:09, 20 September 2012 (EDT)
Clear your cache. ~Oblique 05:25, 20 September 2012 (EDT)

OhI's dead.Or almost dead. Old ED images?

There haven't been any featured content, videos, or articles on their front page for a few days now. The recent changes for the whole wiki are around 20-2 on any given day, with absolutely none for today. On the "Top 10 wiki contributors," only one user is listed. A few days ago, when the featured article on ED was Cat, theirs "just happened" to be Cat as well. The main point of this is that I'm wondering if we should use the few images on Oh Internet that are still missing from ED, before OhI inevitably gets taken offline due to lack of use.--CrackRabbit 18:10, 19 September 2012 (EDT)

there would be no benefit to the owner of ohinternet to take it offline. that said, images from .com were used for ohinternet, and i reckon turnabout is fair play. -hipcrime 18:26, 19 September 2012 (EDT)
I'd like to ask Sherrod how much money she got with ED and how much is she harvesting now with that half-dead OhI thing.   Andrés    talk    contribs   18:29, 19 September 2012 (EDT)
  • Ohi took a shitload of images from ED, actually. Besides, Ohi has been down to 2 page edits a day since it opened. Sherrod will continue to draw ad revenue from the wiki and the forum until she is the only active member. Ohinternet is not relevant at all, but it WILL be around for awhile. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 21:01, 19 September 2012 (EDT)
Without organic content, seo plummets, ad revenue along with it. The only way to keep up a site with no traffic would be 10 dollars a month with go-daddy shared hosting, and the ad revenue still wouldn't cover that. Mike the Great (talk) 21:17, 19 September 2012 (EDT)

Censorship. When I left that article, it looked like this. --JuniusThaddeus 15:56, 20 September 2012 (EDT)

When we were reconstructing the wiki, I scraped all of the images off of OHI as well. international internet thief here. --Edgeworth E. Euler 22:00, 2 October 2012 (EDT)

Behold, OHI's first working main page in 6 months, compliments of hipcrime

TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 22:44, 19 September 2012 (EDT)

it was full of redlinks. someone screencapped it. also, it was Mike's idea. -hipcrime 04:09, 20 September 2012 (EDT)
With the fall of hipcrime, Ohi is doomed.

TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 10:26, 20 September 2012 (EDT)

Yes, she is really that bad at wiki. Mike the Great (talk) 14:18, 20 September 2012 (EDT)
OHI Frontpage with red links Pageblanker 15:31, 20 September 2012 (EDT)
[1], [2]. --JuniusThaddeus 15:48, 20 September 2012 (EDT)
Sherrod confirmed for huge resentment issues and zero sense of humor. --zaiger (talk) 21:38, 20 September 2012 (EDT)
Let me just ask, who could actually block hipcrime for anything at all? ~Oblique 03:34, 21 September 2012 (EDT)
wikipedia -hipcrime 05:20, 21 September 2012 (EDT) disregard that. they banned me for nothing at all. :D -hipcrime 05:21, 21 September 2012 (EDT)

Deadly new drug - "Far more potent than LSD"

A relatively new synthetic drug has been receiving national attention for killing teenagers. A concoction called 2C-I, or "Smiles", has killed two people in the last week in separate incidents. It is said to be several times more powerful than LSD, and trips can last hours to days. It is also undetectable in urine tests. Who wants to do some, take notes, then report back here? TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 11:26, 21 September 2012 (EDT)

Talk to mel/melt in #ed. He takes the shit regularly, allegedly. I'm sure he'll have some info. Pageblanker 13:05, 21 September 2012 (EDT)
"Allegedly" has a special meaning when referring to mel's activity. VX BREATHE DEEP 16:58, 25 September 2012 (EDT)
melt is always full of shit so I'd just use Jewgle for info. But, do you think we should put it as a sub-section in the Drugs#Drugs_That_Don.27t_Have_Articles_Yet section of the Drugs article, or make a new article all together? I don't think this drug is important enough (at least yet) to warrant creating a whole new article. I'll get info and help you write it (if you need assistance), just IRC me or leave something on my talk page. FredJuicy 04:21, 26 September 2012 (EDT)
  • LOL it is the first one in that section Fred, we already have it... Fancy that.. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 11:49, 26 September 2012 (EDT)
Ya but it doesn't include the newer info. FredJuicy 18:22, 27 September 2012 (EDT)

Research chemicals are in no way "new", this shit's been going on since the early 2000's. ♥♥♥ 03:47, 30 September 2012 (EDT)

Just for you I dug out my dead tree copy of PIHKAL (1991), in which the One True God of Phenethylamines spoke of many things, one of the more important being recipe #33, 2C-I. After typing in about five words I found it on Google (I can't get the site to respond for some reason so I'll go with the cached version) - 
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:xoN5C4-k0jsJ:http://www.erowid.org/library/books_online/pihkal/pihkal033.shtml%2B"a+mixture+of+7.4+g+phthalic+anhydride"
(cut and paste that, any wiki known to man loves to fuck up links with quotes, sorry) But I haven't missed with this - I've caused way too much trouble with psi shit already. Wnt 22:44, 30 September 2012 (EDT)

I've actually done 2C-I, and a couple of it's cousins. The worst thing that happened was I danced like a faggot for hours, then fell asleep. When I was doing tech-support, I took 2C-I one day at work, and it wasn't that horrible of an ordeal. I spent most of the day lolling about with co-workers and surfing Wikipedia. It feels like a combination of MDA and LSD. A bit more on the speedy side. - Barrabas 01:48, 11 October 2012 (EDT)

Really really bad QOTN suggestion

I screencapped this late one night on the DatelineNBC Synchtube channel. Really I just wanted an excuse to upload that image to preserve the memory of butts before she disappeared from chat for unknown reasons, but the "regulars" are a pretty tight knit group there and if you happen to frequent the channel it might make you chuckle. The "reptilian" thing is an inside joke, which is of course what makes it a really really bad QOTN suggestion.

Whoops, forgot to sign. DO WHAT THOU WILT SHALL BE THE WHOLE OF THE LAWL 03:44, 28 September 2012 (EDT)

Faux news broadcasts man an heroing live on TV

Firstly, vidya proof: http://gimm.e.gp/u/12.mp4

News article: http://www.chicagotribune.com/sns-rt-usa-suicidetelevision-pixl1e8kt192-20120929,0,4024145.story

Anyone want to add this to the Fox news article we got? Also, discuss if you feel like it. Expo 02:59, 30 September 2012 (EDT)

American companies are such a big joke - they don't hire anybody but they still pretend there are infinite numbers of steely-eyed professionals overseeing every moment. It's like duh, AP can't spell five words in a row, Verizon doesn't have a live human in their entire phone center, your supermarket wants you to check out your own groceries (and pay their clerks' 52-month unemployment) ... the only people working are little children doing 80 hours of overtime in China building their little toys to simulate employees. Wnt 22:49, 30 September 2012 (EDT)

We need an article on this whore.

http://www.cumdrinkingwife.com/guests/cockcounter.html

Fucked about 4,000 guys AND she also gets upset when you make fun of her profession of being a whore. Lord Tony 03:00, 30 September 2012 (EDT)

Rest assured, nobody is judging you for having that link. DO WHAT THOU WILT SHALL BE THE WHOLE OF THE LAWL 02:41, 1 October 2012 (EDT)

Bash script for mirroring the Archives

#!/bin/bash
# Created by Expo of ED - Built 12-09-30 - WTFPL License
wget https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Archives --no-check-certificate
mv Encyclopedia_Dramatica\:Archives url1.txt
cat url.txt | grep -o 'http://static.encyclopediadramatica.se/archives/text-[^"]*' > url2.txt
sed '2d' url2.txt > url3.txt
wget -i url3.txt
rm url1.txt url2.txt url3.txt
mv *.xml.gz archives/

Probably not amazing work, but it works good enough. Licensed under WTFPL. If there's enough interest I'll develop a Win32 version as well. Cheers. Expo 19:08, 30 September 2012 (EDT)

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