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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 9, 2022

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Robotnik

Despite being a morbidly-obese ginger, he isn't a force you would want to fuck with. Dr. Robotnik is responsible for the glorious memes you know as Pingas and Double Nigger, which proves of how much a fucking genius this guy is. As Hitler burned millions of Jews, Robotnik did the same to furries, both of which were in need of instant extermination. However, like Hitler, Robotnik's plans were thwarted and his reign was demolished.

This Robotnik was very different from all the others that came before and after him and didn't receive much attention until the day "Pingas" became a meme. From then on, he became favored amongst the YouTube Poop community as this Robotnik, as well as the show he starred in, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, were easily exploitable and thus created a good amount of lulz. Many of his infamous catchphrases such as "I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!" or "I'll have to give myself a Prrrrrrrmotion!" were also spammed a whole fuckload of times before they became as loose and full of AIDS much like Sarah Palin's vagina. Unfortunately, the meme has seen less usage as newfags continued to use the living hell out of it like they have done with just about anything else.

Today, Robotnik can found working at his local McDonald's striving to make a living seeing as he lost his job due to the budget cuts made from the harsh economy. Much to his dismay, he preferred to work at Wiener Schnitzel since they have dick shaped food only to find out they had no opening jobs left. As for his assistants Grounder and Scrather, they now work as discreet prostitutes selling their services on Craigslist. Unfortunately, they have been caught in a sting mission from the Feds and are now serving a 15-year sentence in a state prison. That, however, has not stopped them from selling their bodies for mere sexual pleasures as it is easier for them to sell themselves for a cigarette or two in the showers.

Legend has it he's having sex with Your Mom right now.

(( SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE ))


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