Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 30, 2025

𝔎𝔦𝔫𝔤 ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱

His majesty Robert, king of America and the New World, Servant for Jesus Christ, his father, and the holy spirit, Prince of Europe and Arabia, Knight of The far lands, The Lost Lands and the Distant Islands, Protector of all of Mother Gaia against Satan and the Dark Army, Born from the house of Deer, Son of Lewis, and warrior for the babies^†, better known by his casual name Robert Lewis Dear is a kind hearted angel, who, while living amongst his master's creation and giving advice to them, felt his loving heart warn about a cult of abortion grow like a leech on a weak calf, so, Robert, being the wise knight he was, gave refuge to all of the weak, no matter their race, religion, creed, or skin color, by committing a massacre at an abortion clinic.

(( What Do You Mean, I'm Killing The Baby When I kill The Mother? ))

What have I missed?	Goonclown 2 days ago	Your body, my choice. 4 days ago	Mary Sue 6 days ago