Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 29, 2026
Taylor Swift is a transvestite whore, and now we have a shirt to prove it. A no-name printer got e-famous by selling shirts listing all the Disney incubated cock she's enveloped since her 12th birthday. The negative response was swift. A new faction of critically butthurt teenagers labeling themselves as "Swifties" responded with threats of brutal rape, murder and arson (threatening to burn down their online store). This resulted in an immediate spike in sales and the original creator of the shirt is now sitting beach-side at the Bahamas sipping a margarita from his Taylor Swift Penis Screwy-Straw.
The original concept for the shirt was based on swagfags wanting to be a walking billboard for the shittiest rap acts of today. Swifties google Taylor's name round-the-clock, and are the first to notice when some guy on the internet makes a shirt about her. This discovery lead to intense waves of butthurt followed by riots.
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