Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/July 28, 2022

Comic-Con

Comic-Con is the world's largest convention of furries, virgins, and various breeds of basement dwellers. Every year, collectors of all shapes and sizes herd together and migrate to some poor unsuspecting city that probably is asking for it, cum buckets over shit nobody cares about, and leave the city smelling of desperation and musty fursuits.

It took Seattle six months to wash all the excess fail it had picked up into Puget Sound after the 2007 event. This created a three-mile wide oil slick that was later determined to be Astroglide and synthetic fur. After a few days of Comic-Con 2015 in San Diego, 2,000 gallons of bleach was dumped to try and disinfect the weeb bacteria, and deodorize the stench of manchild.

With the convention being called Comic-Con you'd figure it would be all about comic books but the only real shit to do with comics anymore is the hordes of weeaboos and 13-year olds that took over the convention gathering around to suck Stan Lee's cock even though none of them has read a single one of "his" comics. They all probably tell him how great Batman was. There may still be, like, three booths about comics but they've been mostly beaten out by all the Sephiroth strip shows and Movie TV industry booths.

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