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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/April 30, 2026

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Johnny Somali

Johnny Somali' (Powerword: Ramsey Khalid Ismael, aka ジョニー・ソマリ and 조니 소말리) or BKA "That Dumbass Nigger" is a Twitch streamer who sank to the bottom of the lows. In fact, Johnny is so hated, he managed to unite the Koreans and the Japanese—two groups who otherwise hate one another—and convince them to set aside their historical differences in order to work together and save the rest of the world from Johnny's nonsense.

Even more humiliating on his part, the Joos and the Aryan Brotherhood had a momentary ceasefire because his Douchbaggery, it's a word-look it up, achieved such new levels that even the Cicumcised and uncircumcised had a common interest for 5 minutes.

How the hell does one fuck up so badly? Well, you could start by being like Johnny and become your own worst enemy; the only person who could cancel him is he himself... and he's doing a pretty damn good job of it.

(( Dumb Ass Nigger Gets A Sweetheart Deal, Thinks He's Smart, Appeals And Winds Up With A New Trial ))


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