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Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting
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Nicolas de Jesus Cruz | |
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Nationality: | Mexican |
Highscore | 17 killed, 20 injured |
Top 25? | Yes, #21 |
Style | FPS, Single player |
An Hero? | No |
Motive | Supreme Gentleman |
The Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School Shooting or the Valentine's Day Massacre High School Shooting Edition was a lulzy school shooting carried out in Florida by Nicolas De Jesus Cruz, a 19-year-old ginger manlet who did like Cupid but instead of arrows of love it was bullets of love. Nicolas wanted to get revenge on his school for permabanning him from their campus which resulted in seventeen kills, putting him on the top 25 as #22 above Thomas Hamilton (in injury count only), and dethroning Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold for the most deaths caused in an American high school. Take note of his full name, a true messiah indeed. Ted Cruz would be proud.
Media response
As is typical with all school shootings, the media's response is the usual bawww-fest filled with moralfaggotry and concerned mothers calling for stricter gun control laws, because the one thing all criminals have in common is following the law.
Videos of the event
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Graded score
Graded score | |
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Kill count: | 17/20 - 20 injured |
Accuracy: | 9/20 (46%) |
Style: | 15/20 In and out before the cops arrived. |
Butthurt: | 15/20 Florida |
Bonus: | 15/20 Holiday Bonus (Valentine's Day) |
Total score: 71/100 (C-) |
Loadout
See also
- 2018
- Columbine
- Elliot Rodger
- Florida
- Gun control
- High Score
- Incel
- Manlet
- School shooting
- Secks - What Nikolas Cruz will finally be getting in prison.
- Spics
- Valentine's Day Massacre
- William Atchison - Who missed out on seeing his Columbine idols dethroned.
External links
- His instagram, be prepared for a lot of edge
- /pol/ thread
Locus in quo: |
Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Washington Navy Yard shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫 |
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Supporters |
Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews |
Main ideas: |
Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫 |
Haters gonna hate: | |
Acts of revenge: |
Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting |
Objectors: |
Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫 |
Pre-2012 Gun Massacres |
Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik |
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