Hong Kong 97

Eh.

Hong Kong 97 or "HEUNGGONG GAU TSHAT" is a generic multidirectional shooter made by a weeaboo and a honkey for the Xbox in disk drive format by HappySoft Ltd., a homebrew game company. The game was designed by the Japanese game designer kuron kuroshitlord.

Plot

OMG SOME UGLY FUCKIN REDS ARE COMING DOWN THE BORDER IMMA SEND FUCKING JACKY CHAN TO FIGHT DEEZ BOIS!

this game was made in 1997 but it fucking predicted the future ffs.

Gameplay

Oh Noes.

You shoot gooks and there are some bouncy bois some cars n shit. When you die. OOOOOMMMMMGGGGG A DEEEADDD POOOOLISH DUDE.

Unfortunately for chin, even though hes badass to fire nuclear missiles to kill off all of china, he accidentally set the game to UBER HARD OMG 1 HIT KO!! And so, if anything hits chin the bitch, he is insta-killed (unless Chin is under invincibility), and since japanese people make really good trolls, they put a motherfucking dead corpse caught with a security camera (even before liveleak started doing that), with the words "CHIN IS DEAD!" and big boss saying "CHIN? CHIN?! CHIIIIIINNNNN!!!!" in English and shittu Chinese "Chen1 Sei2 Liu1" (陳死亡) which actually means "Chen Dead"

The Boss is Deng Xiaoshit's head squashing you.

The game can be played in English, Japanese, or Spanish. The first two sentences of the introduction in English mode are: "The year 1997 has arrived. A herd of fuckin' ugly reds. are rushing from China."

Sounds

You turn on the game. Fucking chinese propaganda plays on loop in your ears. I LOVE BEIJING TIANANMEN !!!1!

Influence

It was like featured in the news in Hong Kong and gave a migraine headache for anyone who played it for 10 minutes.

See also

• Console
• China
• Hong Kong

External links

• Japanese website with screenshots of the intro
• You can play this shit online

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