- Portals
- The Current Year
- ED in the News
- Admins
- Help ED Rebuild
- Archive
- ED Bookmarklet
- Donate Bitcoin
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.
Selene
Selene has the potential to be an Epic Lolcow We need your help in order to continue milking this Lol Cow |
Selene, AKA Lilyana, Blooddemon19, Rynn_Nicolette who's real name is Brittany Siragusa is an ugly attention whore who suffers from unwarranted self importance, believes she is a vampire, has several lovers who are trying to kill her and also claims that they have succeeded in killing two of her imaginary children. She tells people that one of her lovers is Edward Elric, and went as far as creating a MySpace for him.
She also has a major crush on Edward's voice actor, Vic Mignogna and went as far as stalking him in an Anime Con recently, where she confessed she wrote several erotica pieces with him in it.
She tried very hard to make her real friends believe her sad life. Often changing conversations to one of her daily tragedies.
—Selene showing how batshit crazy she is |
—9 weeks after they killed the last one |
—O RLY? |
The Birth of Erebus
Of course it wouldn't take long until a brave soldier noticed the potential of this lolcow and after finding out everything about her imaginary world, decided it was time to milk her for lulz. It started with anonymous text messages to her cell phone which she posted online, and soon they became e-mails from Erebus. Selene is so smart, that she immediately believed the Greek God Erebus was talking to her.
—Erebus reading minds. |
—Brittany already in love. |
-
Erebus baits Brit/Lilyana
-
Lilyana bites.
-
Erebus can read her mind.
-
She wants to fuck him.
-
Erebus continues his wooing.
-
She thinks he's a god.
-
Erebus admits to stalking
-
Whore.
-
Erebus hints at Thor and Carson.
-
She's too stupid to understand.
-
Erebus's Last letter.
-
Still confused.
Her Polygamist Family Gets Involved
While working at her great-paying job at Wal-mart she met a man named David Martin Knaphus who goes by the name Thor, and who is as batshit crazy as Selene herself. It didn't take long for Selene to convince Thor into sleeping with her. But like every good Mormon, Thor already had a girlfriend, Carson Walker, and together they decided that adding another would be AWWWRIGHT.
Of course, this posed a problem for our brave Erebus, because Brittany decided that she had met the loves of her life and did not want to continue her e-relationship with Erebus. Believing that the lolcow was dry, Erebus let it go.
However, no one expected Selene to e-mail Erebus months after he stopped caring.
—Selene thinks Erebus did it. |
—Well said! |
Realizing that the cow could still be milked for more lulz, Erebus created a myspace for himself. Selene once again believed this was Erebus the Greek God, but because she had promised Thor to never talk to him again, she had one of her friends contact Erebus. Who in turn, sent Selene another email, once again baiting her. This time, her father Boyfriend, Thor, Contacted Erebus.
—Thor about his wolf tribe. |
—Erebus insults Thor |
—Thor, butthurt |
Thor Threatens Erebus
Of course Brittany decides not to listen to Thor, and contacted Erebus again. Our brave Erebus, deciding that Brittany needed more drama, emailed her message to Thor with the following message.
—Erebus talking fancy. |
—Thor, Internet Tough Guy |
—Thor is going to get E-Lawyers involved!! |
—Why Thor would be fucked if he went through with his threat. |
Selene wants to meet Erebus
Brittany has expressed the desire to meet either Erebus, or Seth. Hopefully, a brave soldier will have the courage to go to Wal-Mart and give in to her wishes. (Refer to her contact info.)
—Selene wants to be stalked. |
Selene to become a mistress!
In what appears to be another twist in Selene's dramatic life, the man she adores has decided to marry Carson The Whale, and keep Brittany as his personal Harlot. A source close to Brittany has diclosed that David will eventually marry Brit as well.
While David benefits from owning a soon to be wife and free prostitute, his and Carson's family have no idea that the bride and groom keep a little girl in their house, whom both like to play with on a nightly basis. Also, according to their wedding website they want YOU to attend their wedding.
— The only way to compliment the Bride and Groom would be to put a paper bag over their heads. |
Gallery
-
Typical Mormon Family
-
OH GOD, HER TEETH.
-
It is soooo a trap.
-
Selene's girlfriend,
the whaleCarson. -
It wants you
-
Do you know this retard?
-
Selene cosplaying a vampire.
Contact
- Email Selene: [email protected]
- Email Thor: [email protected]
- AIM: BritishBrat15
- Yahoo: BloodDemonAlchemist19
See Also
External Links
Vampires • Humanoids • Reptiles • The Rest • See Also Click topics to expand |