Kazantzakis

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Kazantzakis, aka "Dan", is an ED sysop known mostly for his uncanny ability to write thousand word articles on shit which really has nothing to do with the internet or Encyclopedia Dramatica at all. Dan is also the only ED sysop living off a senior citizen pension, and is rumoured to be closing in on the ripe old age of 75. Dan is most commonly found chattering away on IRC, and it is recommended that you type just a little louder than usual when communicating with him (occasionally a bold font will suffice).

HOW DOES HE WRITE ARTICLE??????

HOW DOES HE WRITE ARTICLE??????

HOW DOES HE WRITE ARTICLE??????

HOW DOES HE WRITE ARTICLE??????

HOW DOES HE WRITE ARTICLE??????

HOW DOES HE WRITE ARTICLE??????

HOW DOES HE WRITE ARTICLE??????

List of Kazantzakis Originals

• Bookz
• 1guy1jar
• 1guy1jar Interview
• Aaron Burr
• Abigail and Brittany Hensel
• Adam L. Goldstein
• Allison Stokke
• Alyssa Bustamante
• A Master Is Out
• AT&T Blocks 4chan
• aXXo
• Balloon Boy
• Barry Bonds
• Bill Cosby
• Billy Martin
• BitTorrent
• Bug Chasers
• Cancerr
• Charlie Bit Me - Again!
• Charles Bukowski
• Cloward Piven Strategy
• Concerned Women
• Conspiracy Theory
• Creepy Chan
• Danny Williams
• Dan's Devil's Dictionary
• Donation Grandstanding
• Curio
• Dayen
• Del.icio.us
• Desktop Modding
• Dreamwidth
• Egg Girl
• Ellie Light
• F*** My Life
• Farm Town
• Flash Mob
• Flat Chan
• Freckle Chan
• Frosty the Snowman
• Generic Article
• Ghost Riding
• Hawkee
• Health Care Rage
• H.J. Freaks
• Hulu
• Hutchence's Syndrome
• Internet Relevance
• Introduction to English
• Jim Bunning
• Jim Rome
• Judith Park
• Lead
• Liberal Butthurt Syndrome
• Look Around You
• Lotion Play
• Max Headroom
• The Kazantzakis Guide to Article Building
• MLB.tv
• NASA
• New York Yankees
• Ning
• OMGFacts
• Online Bingo
• Online Blackjack
• Online Craps
• Online Gambling
• Online Poker
• Online Sports Betting
• Operation YouTube
• Orly Taitz
• Pony
• Paul Shirley
• Pear Chan
• Pyromaniac Guy
• RAGE
• Rainbow
• Rainmeter
• Red Sox Nation
• Rifqa Bary
• Salman Rushdie
• Sean Connery
• Sex Panther
• SKWEEZY
• Sound Docking
• Stile Project
• Strategy Guide
• Suzi Blu
• Taxes
• The Fed
• TheForum
• The War of 1812
• The Warriors
• Thiopental Sodium
• Thomas Paine
• Toyota
• Trailer Park Boys
• Travis the Killer Chimp
• Ty Cobb
• Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend
• Unemployment
• USASexGuide Forum
• User Stress Syndrome
• WAXLABLTABLER
• Waterboarding
• WHY IS THERE AN ARTICLE?
• Wikipedia's Greatest Hits
• Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Body Modification
• Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Diseases
• Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Lists
• Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Oddities
• Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Racism
• Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Sex
• William Tecumseh Sherman
• Wook
• Zombies Make me Hot

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