Housepets!
Housepets! is accepted among furfags as the new best furry webcomic around since Ozy and Millie. As such, it is still complete shit. Proving that nothing furry can remain innocent, even at the behest and hard work of "Housepets!" creator Rick Griffin (btw, his fursona is a furret), the comic has become fodder for Rule 34. Recently, the comic jumped shark when Rick decided to infuse his comic with scifi/fantasy mumbo jumbo that no one understands. Even hardcore fans are concerned that their innocent, uproariously hilarious comic has gone down the shitter.
Characters
- Peanut Butter - A faggot dog who belongs to the Sandwich family along with his sister he wants to fuck who, by the way, is a cat.
- Grape Jelly - A cat who is Peanut's fuck-buddy. She likes to solve her problems with violence. Also everyone thought she was a boy.
- Bino - A dog who runs the Good ol' dogs club that causes all the mischief. He has a much cooler brother. Is also a retard
- black person - A faggot cat who is in love with Grape. Is a pretty cool guy, has a bite in his ear and doesn't afraid of doing nothing in the comic.
- black person - A niggerdog. While not eating fried chicken he likes to choke small animals. He is in the gang and his owner is a nigra.
- Fox - Another fucking dog who's fuck buddy is the guy who tried to kidnap him. Also apparently he's retardsmart.
- King - A PETA member who stole Fox and then was being charged in the courthouse when a giant gryphon came out of no where and turned him into a dog and now his butt buddy is the same dog he tried to kidnap. Fantards immediately loved King because he was an asshole. Also, Housepets! fans have Transformation Fetishes.
- Sasha - Somehow more retarded than Peanut. She has an owner who drinks and rapes her, then locks her out of the house forcing King to cuddle with her.
- Joey - A dog who wishes he was a cat so much that he dresses up like one.
- Fido - A K9 cop that is Bino's cooler brother and co-founder of the gang. Has an interracial relationship with a black person cat Sabrina.
- black person - A cat that is Fido's illegal black person girlfriend.
- Tarot - Peanuts batshit insane, Pomeranian girlfriend. Turns out she was an Egyptian Dragon. And she's playing an intergalactic D&D game with a gryphon named Pete and a Nine Tailed Kitsune. What?
- Daisy - HI I'M DAISY!
- Spot - A dog superhero comic drawn and written by Peanut. Always used as filler when Rick is too preoccupied to draw a real comic.
- Tiger - A dog who is named after a cat. Is teased because of it.
- Marvin - Tiger's bro. He is also a cat.
- Zach - A rabbit who is the catalyst of a cosmic chain reaction by opening the forbidden gate in the Mysterious Forest.
There are also some humans but Rick decided to rip off Peanuts and ignore humans in favor of the more interesting lives of the titular Housepets. Seriously, Mr. Sandwich's beard is more interesting than half of the comics.
The Penis Saga
Since the comic itself is so fucking boring, some people have decided to add penises to the comics in an attempt to spice them up:
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Well this one was edited but it's way funnier than the original strip
This has ushered the age of the Great Penis Saga where people put penises on there favorite strips thus making the comic easier to read and a hell of a lot funnier.
You too can contribute too this greatness by adding penises to your favorite strip until every character in every strip of Housepets! has a penis. This also works for females just giv'em nips and vags. And penises.
Galleries
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Fox and King doing what they do best -
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Note the Pridelands poster in the background
External Links
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