Asphyxiaphilia

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They don't deserve to breathe anyway

Asphyxiaphilia is a type of fetish play where lonely guys simulate holding their breath in order to get sexual relief, as it is clear they are never going near another human being. It should however be made very clear that these rejects of society do not, in fact, truly hold their breath. Professional freedivers cannot withstand a lack of oxygen for half of the period in which these retards pretend they're not breathing. Yes, these morons are convinced that they are able to hold their breath longer than trained professionals.

Speaking of asphyxiation, unsuspecting people who encounter these unwashed smelling turd-bags are invariably forced to hold their own breath in an instinctual survival reflex action. Despite their claimed ability to hold their breath, nearly all asphyxiaphiliacs are afraid of drowning when their mommy wants to put them in the bathtub.

What is Air?

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Not to be confused with "handgagging," which is a whole 'nother form of kink.

Studies have shown that oxygen is the most vital thing necessary to human survival, and as a result, experts have classified asphyxiaphiliacs as the dumbest and most suicidal forms of life when it comes to the world of paraphilias. Your brain is programmed to instinctively try to force you to breathe when it's out of desperately-needed air, but you do have the free will to be stupid and continue starving it of oxygen in order to become even more stupid. There have been plenty of cases of people dying from exploring this fetish by pushing it over the edge, but the partner who accidentally suffocated them to death is never charged with murder since they're doing society a favor by removing a useless freak from it who was likely to die alone anyway.

Asphyxia freaks are not to be confused with fans of "hand-gagging," which, as the name suggests, is pornography involving one person placing a hand over another person's mouth in order to silence their screams during or just before they get violated. People with hand fetishes also dig this sort of thing. Gaggers will save screenshots of TV shows and movies whenever a scene occurs of a character putting their hand over another's mouth. Hell, they even draw cartoons about it.

Pedo Challenges

As expected, most breathfags are (rightfully) ashamed of their perversions and resort to lurking on free diving forums or asking everyone on YouTube to create and post breath-holding videos while they hide behind anonymous accounts. This is especially popular among pedophiles, who find channels of their favorite little boys and girls and send them "challenges" which invariably involve holding their breath. Examples of these not-so-innocent challenges include "How long can you hold a note for?",or "Can you blow up a balloon in a single breath?", or "How long can you blow bubbles into a glass of water using a straw for?", or "Can you recite the entire alphabet in one breath?" and, of course, the ever popular "Plug your nose and keep your mouth shut for as long as you can, no cheating!" gambit.


This kid was egged on to almost kill himself on camera,
then pressed for more

What are friends for?

Them comments

His parents must be proud. The pedos sure are!

Example of a "supernote" challenge.

A "blowing bubbles" challenge.


Misusing Objects

As you'd guess, most deviants who get off on killing their brain cells through oxygen deprivation usually have lost all ties with their friends and family because, seriously, who the hell wants to entertain attempted murder on another human being just for the keks? Instead, they must resort to using objects to seal off their airways. Many of these items turn out to be some type of swimming gear, such as a swimcap stretched completely over one's face to prevent breathing. Others are into what's called "re-breathing" where you breathe the same air into a balloon, bag, mask, or a condom until it runs out of usable oxygen, and then you breathe into it some more.

Suicidal swim mask guy

Swimcap. Yes, he's jerking off off-camera

"Rebreathing" with a balloon

Condom play girls


Edgeplay

For some asphyxiaphiliacs, holding their breath or being smothered until their lungs are on fire and their diaphragms are pumping out of their abdomens simply isn't enough. These ultra-pervs feel the need to go as far as physically possible, until the very point where their eyes glaze over and/or they lose consciousness.

Whether it be accidental or intentional, these extreme deviants seem to find the ultimate satisfaction in going without oxygen for so long that they actually fry many of their few-remaining brain cells. Whoever can get closest to being permanently brain-dead without going overboard wins!


Kid blacks out, wakes up,
continues holding his breath for another minute

Could smothering someone for 3:30
technically be classified as attempted murder?

Cross-overs

Asphyxiaphilia more often than not will cross over into the land of bondage, where you can expect to see people completely clad in leather and tied-up in ropes and/or chains, wearing hosed breathing masks where another person is trusted to control their breathing by covering and uncovering the air intake. Those who engage in rebreathing will even hook their masks up to each other so they can slowly suffocate on each other's stale air. If that's not true love, then what is?

Other geniuses have realized that you can't breathe underwater, and have thus taken their breath-play games to their bathtubs, hot tubs, and swimming pools. Aquaphilia is not always underwater, but as previously pointed out, a lot of the items misused in suffocation sessions are actually swimming gear.

Another type of kink that gets intertwined with asphyxiaphiliacs is people with a heartbeat fetish. No, really, there's people who get a stiffy over watching someone's heart pound in their chest. Deviants who upload videos showing off their amazing breath holding talent are liable to receive comments and messages pertaining to "Can you do this again, only attached to a heart monitor or using a stethoscope so I can hear your heartbeat?" Apparently the harder the heart beats when under the stress of oxygen deprivation, the harder *they* get. Yeah.

No surprise the land of furries, bronies, and anime also get graced with this kink. Ever wanted to see your favorite cereal mascot or Disney princess being strangled or held underwater until they turn blue? Asphyxiaphilia and it's deviant artists have got you covered!

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