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TheRealAshleyKetchum
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—Ashley trying to explain why some people don't like her art | ||
TheRealAshleyKetchum(also known as Ashley Ketchum or Ashley) is yet another cringy, obsessive fangirl, roaming the cringefest/art site(cross out the unnecessary phrase) that is known as DeviantART. Like many other of her kind, she spends wastes her life fantasizing of her husbando, creating pictures of her 'OC'(though she also calls herself Ashley) and her 'tru loff' of really shoddy quality. And as if this wasn't enough, she hates on a fictional character called Misty,
making the creators of Pokemon reconsider the value of Seppuku their lives. She made several posts, including: (making hate art, calling her a bitch, demonising her in her 'fanfics', etc.) for whatever reason. Trurly a paragon of what we should do with our lives.
Behaviour wise, she reminds me of 707Fangirl back in the day. But unlike Ashley, Tammy actually knows how to grow from being a childish brat. Actually, Tammy is back at it again.
Possibly underaged, but in order to ban her off of DA for being like that, we need more than just screenshots of her poor grammar. Did I mention she also traced art and claimed it as her own?
Her OC/Persona
—Ashley to someone, who disagrees with her | ||
When we first look at Ashley's Gallery and scroll down, the first thing(and the only) we'll see her doing is her OC. Each and every picture is infested with the vile creation made by her. This... Neko 'kawaii' girl(though I would rather call her an abusive, bi-polar psycho)often appears alongside her 'tru loff', Ash Ketchup Ketchum.
There are two versions of Ashley. The 10-year-old girl with huge titties, who's Ash's sibling and his girlfriend. Who wears crop shirt and a short skirt. And the *cough* 'Kawaaaaaaiii Desu Nya Nya' 18 year-old Neko, who threw her Pokemon out of Mount Everest.
Pre-redesign
- Basic Information:
- Name: Ashley Ketchum
- Gender: Female
- Species: Human
- Age: 10
- Height: 5'4ft(162.56cm)
- Weight: 110 pounds(49.9kg)
- Occupation: Pokemon Trainer, Ashley's model
- Family:
- Ash(
BrotherStep-borther) - unnamed parents
- unnamed step parent
- Ash(
- Partner: Ash(Boyfriend)
- Personality:
- Ditsy
- Clumsy
RudeKindNastyNiceWill flip you off and say 'Fuck off' or 'Shut up'Shy- Cute(that's not even a personality trait, other things here as well)
Arrogant
- Likes: Ash, Pikachu, candy, friends
- Dislikes: Misty
- Pokemon:
- Gourgeist("favrot pokemon")
- Phantump
- Sylveon
- Clefairy
- Drifloon
- Florges
- Flaws/Weaknesses:
- Ash
- being called a Mary-Sue
- easily angered
- can easily become jealous
- People saying she's into incest
- Her breasts are so heavy, they actually hurt her back
- Author's note: My pritteh Ashly iz not a Mary Su!!!1111!1!!!
Post-redesign(Version 1)
- Basic Information:
- Name: Ashley Ketchum
- Gender: Female
- Species: Neko(half-Human, half-Cat)
- Age:
1118 - Height: 5'5ft(167.64cm)
- Weight: 110 pounds(49.9kg)
- Occupation: Housecat
- Family:
- Ash(
BrotherStep-borther) - unnamed parents
- unnamed step parent
- Ash(
- Partner: Ash(Boyfriend)
- Purrrrrr-sonality:
Will STILL flip you off and say 'Fuck off' or 'Shut up'ShySaltySweetRudeKindObsessiveLoving- Tsundere(Will flip you off and say "Baka!")
- Yandere(Threathened Ash with a knife)
- Likes: kawaii things, cats, candy, the color blue/red/pink, small things , her ashy (ash ~) , friends , her kawaii neko ears X3
- Dislikes: haters, people who are mean to other people, the other girls (who are "jelos" of her ), dogs, ugly things
- Pokemon: Wait, no... They already escaped
- Flaws/Weaknesses:
- Doesn't exist in the Pokemon world
- Ash
- being called a Mary-Sue
- easily angered
- can easily become jealous
- People saying she's into incest
- Author's note: "also shut up , my ashly is not sex doll nor is ash"
Redesign no. 2
- Basic Information:
- Name: Ashley Ketchum
- Gender: Female
- Species: half-Human, half-Skitty
- Age: 18
- Height: 5'5ft(167.64cm)
- Weight: 111 pounds(50.4kg)
- Occupation: Trainer? Pokemon? She didn't elaborate on this one. But maybe she's Ash's favourite Pokemon he likes to train? ;)
- Family:
- Ash(
BrotherStep-borther) - unnamed human parent
- unnamed step parent
- Skitty(parent)
- Ash(
- Partner: Ash(Lover), Gourgeist(fuck-buddy)
- Personali(Skit)ty
Will STILL flip you off and say 'Fuck off' or 'Shut up'ShySaltySweetObsessiveLovingRudeFriendly- Kawaii(that's not even a personality trait AGAIN)
- Tsundere(Will flip you off and say "Baka!")
- Yandere(Threathened Ash with a knife)
- Sleeps at times(That's once again not a personality trait)
- Likes: candy, shiny things, kawaii things, being petted, Ash,friends(Who?), nice people, her kawaii tail and ears
- Dislikes: rude people, bittering thinfgs(...And I thought you changed), bullys, misty and the other jelly whores, ugly things
- Pokemon:
- Gourgeist(Though I don't know who owns who)
- Flaws/Weaknesses:
- Possibly can't reproduce
- Ash
- being called a Mary-Sue
- easily angered
- can easily become jealous
- People saying she's into incest(and pedophilia)(it's true)
- Author's note: "Skittys are so cute ,just like ashley iz"
Love for pedophilia
And incest, Zoophilia and Pokephilia
Ashley, just like the wide majority of the Weeaboo population, spends most of her time shipping her self-insert OC with a fictional character and making babies with them(not yet). Though she tries to make herself look like she actually has a life. Unlike 707Fangirl, Ashley didn't ship herself/OC with several males. She dedicated her time to only one mate. And it was the type of mates, that would land her in jail if this went on IRL.
Ash Ketchup Ketchum is the one Ashley adores with her heart. She dedicated a part of her Gallery to her icestuous pairing that is her OTP. Fanfics and pictures of the two would appear quite ofthen. Everything would've been fine, people wouldn't give a shit... if it wasn't for the fact she sexualizes minors. Or that it propagates incest.
First, it was just Ashley, who was sexualised. She has the body of Kim Kardashian, wears a crop top and mini skirt while ONLY BEING 10. Next was Ash. Although she didn't draw him is a very NSFW manner, there was one... peculiar element that many didn't miss. Just guess what's different with Ash's bottom on this pic:Just a little kiss.
Well *cough* this was a quite... prominent feature in the Ash x Ashley pictures. As well as the nosebleed. Currently, if Ashley and Ash are drawn together, Ash has his lower half covered by Ashley. Now that I think about it, it sounded better in my head than it does now.
Eventually she made the first redesign of the self-insert OC. But instead of making Ashley less incestuous and pedophilac(or at least changed her looks to look more like a child than a begining hooker, she made her a bi-polar, psycho Neko we knew and hated loved. People still called her out for pedophilia though.
Everyone is 18 now According to this "pece", Ashley either decided to:
A. Buy out the Pokemon Series from Nintendo
B. Ditch canon altogether and make Ash-Senpai love her by whatever means possible
You can see for your own which one did she pick. And she fails horribly at her quest of convincing everyone her ship isn't pedophilia.
Hate on Misty
Every since Ashley's been active on DA, there was one distinctive feature about her. It was her immense(and irrational) hate for a Pokemon character. Specificaly, it was Misty. There is even art of Misty, where she's depicted as inferior to Ashley. She is seen by her as so inferior, she would be "jelly" of her "awsomness".
Many people have been trying to learn why Ashley hates on Misty. Why Ashley calls her a bitch and makes hate art of her. So far it was to no avail, as she will only say 'she just is'. Hwever, my speculations as to why Ashley hates her guts is because the girl is one of the companions Ash has inn the Kanto and Johto region. And only accompanies him until he repays her. Because he busted her bike after stealing it.
The hate and jealousy spreaded onto the other gild companions. However, the most hate was still concentrated mostly on Misty. Sure, Ashley did make some art about the other girls. Where they would be "so jelos" of Ashley for not-even-God-knows-what-reason.
Did you think I'm done? Naaah, she also made fanfics! Here are examples of her 'creative writing':
Ashley x Misty
Upon seeing Ashley's hate on Misty, a few people started developing a ship. A ship, that would be far better and well developed than Ash x Ashley. And non-incestuous as well! This ship, however, included what the girl saw as her OC's worst enemy.
A DA user by the name rosiepie15 made a small contest. It's main purpose was to advertise the the ship, despite Ashley screaming they do it wrong. The rosiepie girl didn't laze around either. The whole ship thing resulted in pictures, as well as short stories. Pictures, that finally didn't hurt my eyes because and werre quite pleasing. Characters finally showing love, rather than anger or jealousy. And a short story in one description, that didn't make me want to quit it all and move somewhere with no Internet at all.
Here's a small list of these fanart. Finally Ashley's getting some!
Better artstyleTracing for Ashly
After a long while, Ashley finally started developing her digital art. Somehow, she found some time to practice in between telling people to shut up. This made some people suspicious about her art being really hers. The first time they were suspicious, Ashley actually admitted she traced. The first trace However, she only admitted it so that people would shut up at last. Unfortunately for her, they didn't.
By the way, you see all these comments under that pic? The ones flagged as span? Yeah, these are the allegations of people. Where they talked about Ashley tracing other people's art to create more fuel for her incestuous fantasies.
Another time, people were not giving poor wittle Ashley rest, saying endlessly she traced her previous pics. So she decided to post this in order to prove she's not a tracer. Original Neko renderHowever, people quickly responded. They proved once again she's a goddamn liar and a tracer.
Original summer kittySummer trace Original sweet NekoMoar trace More evidence of her tracing
Of harassment and White Knights
Around 23rd January 2018, a faggot a DA user called MyDoggyCatMadiDie decided to spam a few users. The White Knight began worshipping the ground Ashley walked on, the words she wrote in a broken English He possibly jared the air the girl exhaled. Made a new Worship Shrine(stolen from Yandere Simulator), after throwing the old one into the trash can. As well as sending death threats towards people, who disagreed with her.
Though he/she was really shitty at this job, because they got banned before some users even woke up.
The next precious White Knight kissing up Ashley's ass(read: sent death threaths to people) was bullykiller99889. He also didn't seem to last for long, as he was banned before the DA staff took the case of banning him. But one thing was different this time. The user called VeronaLuna(in the picture to the left) called the WK out. She called him by the name of the infamous SJW trans dog It. Fucking. Worked.
He deleted his account before the admins got to him. He didn't appear with a new one to send moar death threaths ever since.
Is it the last we hear off Tori? Probably not. Not until he finds a new "girlfriend" to worship. He did come back, but only for a small while.
Fanart for Ashely~(Scam contest)
Around January 12th, Ashley posted yet another picture of her shitty beautiful OC. This time, however, it was in a poster, which would advertise her contest. At first it looked like another innocent contest with pictures for a prize. But nothing is innocent with Ashley.
Ashley decided to ensure everybody she's possibly underage, while posting porn on her site. Additionally, She made the possible list of contestants as short as possible, as there can be only one winner. And they will get only one picture of their OC fucking having friendly interractions with Ashley. Or that still will be a picture with mostly Ashley and the OC being crushed to death by her gigantic breasts, pushed to the corner of the pic.
She got only 2 entries before being called out for scamming people with her contest. This link will shed some light on this case: Calling Ashely out. And the creator, alongside a few more people, was blocked for speaking out the truth on her contest.
The contest got extended to 'Mar 2nd', while it wasn't even close to that February 30th. She said, that "if i do not get at least a decent amount of fanart for the contest then the contest is canceled !". Finally, she picked up the dictionary.
Therefore, it is really easy to speculate why she did this contest in the first place. Although she said "cause like i just came back for. A whole new yeat so im gonna do something different and stuff", this is just bullshit. It was only meant to get some fanart, because only the trolls liked to draw her OC until then. And this Journal only proves this point.
Prepare for the contestants rioting and Ashley blocking everyone. Joke art is now submitted to the contest.
Rant wars
The Begining of It All
On December 21, 2016(this will be important), a pair of (possibly younger at that time)Middle School girls decided to become famous in their school. But they thought of the idea of selling their asses on the back of the facility to be already overdone like the Uganda Knuckles meme. So, after countless hours of thinking, they got the idea of making videos and posting them on YouTube. At that time, the rants were getting as popular as Minecraft.
Their first video was on Ashley just for the lulz. They thought of her as testing ground. And this test brought some interesting results.
Butthurt about Obsessed Deviants
A few days ago, on January 19th, 2018, Ashley posted a link to her reaction video in a Status Post. More than a year later. Makes her look like a really nice lady, that's thirsty for attention. Ah, how I love how she's still butthurt~
Banablahbread Missy strikes forth
On January 19th 2018, a YT user called Banablahbread Missy(I'll be calling her Bana in short) uploaded a video on Ashley. A rant video, which actually wasn't a year late. It was quite good to listen, but everything is better without all the excess 'eeeee's and 'uuuummmmm's. And she made a few valid points. Unlike Ashley, whose whole video looked like a compilation of butthurt pettiness.
After watching the video, Ashley decided to change her OC a bit. She changed her from Neko to a Human/Skitty hybrid. She finally, for the first time in forever, listened to criticism. When praised by a DA user called Page-Of-Roast about it, Ashley responded like this "cancer".
BTW, Bloodloss Ash should be close to death by now.
Ashley finally responds to Banablahbread Missy
On February 11th, 2018, Ashley finally responded to Bana's video. We were all shocked to learn that she made it quite quickly, when compared to the response to the Obsessed Deviants. The princess finally graced us with her presence!
To spare you from having to listen to her voice again, I have prepared you a short(kinda) summary of what she had said.
- First of all, she talked about her contest. She mentioned the fact, that she extended the deadline. However, she failed to tell the correct date. In the Journal, it's 'Mar 2nd', while in the video it's February 20th. +10 points of ensuring people, that it's a scam contest. She additionally said, that if she "doesn't get a decent amount of fanart, I'm gonna just cancel the whole thing". This makes it +20 points in scamming.
- She says she's "got nothing out of that(art contest)". More like the current contributors won't get shit for their work. Not even a "thank you" or a place in her "Uuuuuuuummmmmm" videos. +30 points in scamming in total.
- Ashley claims she made a video on "the Encyclo-o-pedio-whatever-they-call-it Dramatica page". She says it was absolute shit, but it's unknown if it was about her video or the article. Later she said she didn't do it. Decide, woman!
- Next, she talks about her wanting to 'retry'. But she couldn't find the article anymore. "So either it's, like, I couldn't find it or, like, the fucking retards, who made it, have some common sense to actually delete it". Oh, no no no no, my dear, sweet Ashly~. Only the admins can delete articles. And I'm not one. So this leaves us with the first option. That you were actually dumb enought to not find it~
- Shortly after that, she thought that this article was only some stupid mistake and that it shouldn't exist. Nope. I had this intention of doing this article for a long time, I say it from the bottom of my heart <3
- She then went to the other topic. The girl started complaining about people, who complained on her aging Ash up. She made another mistake, by saying Ash is 12 in both the anime and games. Ash was never really in the games, as he was only made to be the mascot of the anime. But there is an everlasting trope, that Ash doesn't age one bit and stayed 10 for the many years the show was aired. You aged him up "just because". No headcanon, no story for him and Ashley, no info on his adventures. Nothing. Of course people will be weirded out by that.
- Who took down your stuff? I wanna see how horrible it was!
- Ashley finally mentioned the video by Banablahbread Missy, which can be seen above this section. She claimed Bana did the video only for attention. Nope again. She only did it to call you out on your bullshit. Meanwhile, you, Ashley, still mentioned the old video you made on the Obsessed Deviants. That response on a year old video. You can only be seen as more 'desperate for attention' if this was an even older video. "Fuck you and fuck your life". Wow, so edgy! "They're just attention whores".
- Ashley showed the nude picture of her OC. She also said she can post a uncensored picture on Valentines Day. This is just bait for the desperate middle-aged men.
I think this is all. I don't want to hear her voice now.
Fanart for Ashley
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By Madi
How to troll Ashley
Just like Tammy, Ashley got a really short temper. Every time someone tries to give her constructive criticism or have a bit different opinion, she will lash out with a 'Shut up'. So however you try to piss her off, you will surely suceed. Even if you won't try at all.
At one time, a group of expert trolls gathered around Ashley's profile to test some methods on her. These people included the connoisseurs of the Bee Movie, fancy advertisments and people who actually put effort into their (joke)art(unlike her). I looked at their actions, analysing it through, so you don't have to waste too much time for preparations.
Version for everyone
- Call Ashley out for her OC's incestuous relationship with Ash
- Call her OC a Mary-Sue
- Say she should accept criticism
- Say her OC is a self-insert
- Say she has no life(which is true)
- Say Nekos don't exist in the world of Pokemon
- Say she should be nicer to people
- Call her out
- Make a rant on her
- Call her out on her behaviour
- Say she traces other people's work
- Criticize her art
- Say that Ashley x Misty is better than Ash x Ashley
Version for trolls
- Make an account on DA with 'Ashley Ketchum' in the name
- Joke versions of the name are endorsed
- If you're feeling creative, use a shipping name instead(Ashley x Ash, Ashley x Misty)
- You can use whatever icon you want
- But pictures of your version of her OC works perfectly
- Spam her
- Use something more than just the Bee Movie scripts. Be more creative than her
- Say Ash x Ashley sucks
- Say Ashley x Misty is the best OTP
- Spam it on her comment section
Version for creative souls
- Make fanart of Ashley x Misty
- Make fanchildren of this ship(Example: 'Lil Penelope)
- Make joke art of Ash x Ashley
- She will hate it and say it's hate art
- Redesign her OC
- She will hate it and say it's stupid(Like here: Ungrateful biatch)
- The cuter and girly it is, the better
- Make a fanfic of Ashley x Misty
- The cuter the better
When you're done, post a Status with any created artwork(of course, if you followed the steps!). And don't forget to use the hashtag or '@' before 'TheRealAshleyKetchum' in the Post!
Where you can find Ashley
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See also
- 707Fangirl - Very similar to Ashley. Also an obsessive fangirl, however she tends to hogg several fictional characters and making them all her 'husbandos'
- ToriTheWolfy -
possibly Ashley's White KnightNaaah, VeronaLuna guessed he's a WK. He left 707Fangirl alone after her drama ended. The dog fucker himself. Has recently sent death threats to VeronaLuna and MyDoggyCatMadi for their involvment 'against' Ashley. - Tracing
- Pokemon
- DeviantArt
- Youtube
- Weeaboo
- Attention whore
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