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Agar.io
Agar.io (or just Agar) is a shitty free online browser game that consists of colored balls, known as "cells" that move around on a grid with invisible borders. The main objective of the game is to become the largest cell in the server by eating up smaller cells, and/or stationary colored dots, known in the game as "food", all without getting eaten up yourself. Provided you don't get preyed on by other people seconds after you spawn, you will get a place on the high scores board if you become one of the top ten largest cells in the server; however, YOU probably won't even get on the 11th spot in the top ten. Smaller cells also cannot eat up any cell that is larger than them, nor can two similarly-sized cells eat each other up. You use your mouse to move around, and split by pressing the dubya key. Oh, and don't touch those stationary green squishy things; those will fuck your shit right up and likely cause massive butthurt on your part while you watch the other faggots on the server gobble you up like a fly on shit.
Skins
Skins play a large part in Agar.io; in fact, they have several shitty skins if you enter a certain nickname for your cell, such as Hitler, or Stalin. Some people use these skins as a method of trolling, however their attempts often fail miserably and often end up rage quitting due to getting eaten up repeatedly over and over again.
You can also use custom skins for your cells, but you need to host your own server, or some shit in order for you to use them.
| Agar.io Skins | |
|---|---|
| Skin | Comments |
| UK | Changes the cell to look like the UK flag. |
| US | Changes the cell to look like the Americunt flag. |
| Texas | Changes the cell to look like the Texas flag. |
| Mexico | Changes the cell to look like the Mexican flag. Show how much of a beaner you are by sporting this limited edition skin! |
| Canædia | Good skin, eh? Changes the cell to look like the Canædian flag. |
| Ireland | Luck o' the Irish. Changes the cell to look like the Irish flag. |
| Denmark | Changes the cell to look like the Danish flag. |
| Italy | Mamma-mia! Changes the cell to look like the Italian flag. |
| Japan | Changes the cell to look like the blood-spotted Jap flag. |
| Brazil | Changes the cell to look like the Brazilian flag. |
| Quebec | Because Quebec separated from Canædia, it deserves its own flag, amirite? |
| Germany | Changes the cell to look like the German flag. |
| German Empire | Changes the cell to look like the German Empire flag. Just a ripoff of the other flag. |
| North Korea | Changes the cell to look like the North Korean flag. Sport this skin if you support our gracious Supreme Reader, Kim Jong-un. |
| France | Changes the cell to look like the French flag. |
| Norway | Changes the cell to look like the Norwegian flag. |
| Iran | Changes the cell to look like the Iranian flag. |
| Iraq | Changes the cell to look like the Iraqi flag. |
| The Ukraine | Changes the cell to look like the Ukrainian flag. |
| Portugal | Changes the cell to look like the Portugese flag. |
| Taiwan | Changes the cell to look like the Taiwanese flag. |
| Russia | Changes the cell to look like the Russian flag. |
| Tsarist Russia | Support the commies. |
| Switzerland | Changes the cell to look like the Swiss flag. |
| Qing Dynasty | You are a hardcore Azn if you use this. |
| Ausfailia | Changes the cell to look like the Ausfailian flag. |
| Niggeria | Changes the cell to look like the Niggerian flag. |
| Estonia | Changes the cell to look like the Estonia flag. |
| Poland | Changes the cell to look like the Polish flag. |
| Spain | Changes the cell to look like the Spanish flag. |
| Sweden | Changes the cell to look like the Swedish flag. |
| Stalin | Only pro-Russian commies use this shit. |
| KC | |
| Nazi | SEIG HEIL!!!1!1! |
| Hitler | HEIL HITLER!1!11! Only for the best. |
| Piccolo | What the fuck is this even supposed to be? |
| Confederate | Let's play a game of Redneck Roundup! |
| CIA | This shit gives you super cool sunglasses and makes your dick longer. 'Nuff said. |
| USSR | |
| Yaranaika | Overused Internet meme. |
| Show everyone that you are a fat Redditor with this skin. | |
| 4chan | /b/tards are the most common types of 4channers on here. |
| Bch | |
| 9gag | Show everyone that you are a 9fag. |
| Tumblr | For Dumblr feminists. |
| Earth | ...is any explanation really needed here? |
| Moon | |
| Steam | You buy Valve's shitty games. Why not show it to everyone? |
| Facepalm | |
| Origin | |
| ISIS | Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar!!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!1!1! |
| Patriarchy | |
| Satanist | HAIL SATAN EVERY DAY. |
| Feminism | Self-explanatory. |
| Vinesauce | |
| Stussy | |
| PewDiePie | Yes, PDP is so much of a faggot that he even has his own skin. |
| Ayy Lmao | Overused Internet meme. |
| Sanik | Overused Internet meme. |
| Doge | Overused Internet meme. |
| Wojak | Overused Internet meme. |
| Bait | Bait me on. |
| Sir | Gives you a monocle and a moustache. For hipsters only. |
Videos
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See Also
- Shit, what the game is 100% made up of.
- Retards, the majority of the people who play it.
- Russians, these people also play it... A LOT.
- Softwarez
- Pac-Man
- Gaming
External Links
- Agar.IO, play the game here.
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