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Eproctophilia
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Eproctophilia is a fetish that involves sexual arousal with flatulence. Much like scat, only the sickest of sick fucks enjoy it. It's essentially a softer form of coprophilia and it is mostly found in heterosexual males looking for hawt female farts, even on cakes and other food items. It was kept underground for most of its existance until single mom Tanya Zanette from Toronto, now 41 years of age, decided to photograph herself doing it on her kitchen counter and upload it on YouTube. She shot herself doing it on her kitchen counter, on 1 Great Oak Drive, Etobicoke, ON M9A 1M6.
List of Eproctophiles
- Martha Stewart
- An assload of fags on DeviantArt (Example: A untalented fart eating failure name Butlova)
- Every Republican
- Everyone on co.
- Jews, as they love gas ovens.
- All coprophiles, including but not limited to Torindarkflight, Alexreynard, and so forth
- Betty Crocker
- Smug people living in San Francisco.
You Can Put It On JewTube?
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Gallery
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No shit.
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O RLY?
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A lovely bouquet!
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who DOESN'T want some of this?
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Eproctophile gettin sum black person to lay a stankwind in his face.
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Cake Farts R Yummy!
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IS DAT SUM FP?
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IRL EPROCTOs.
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Giantess fart love.
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Fart pron at it's best.
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Delicious cake?
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With a face like that, is it any wonder Tanya Zanette farts into cakes for a living?
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What do you mean this isn't from Brazil? No, she's from Canada
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How do we kill it Ash? There's gotta be a way of killing it, how, *how* do we do it?
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Only in Deviant(f)ART. Tanya literally taking da (fart) cake...
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Odoriferous Denial
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Fucking furniggers have to use it for their shit, of course.
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This was inspired by a notable faggot, i.e. Rockosocko. Because when people think of him, what obviously comes to mind is shit.
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Fart fags are the most major of autists.
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Can't be killed with fire!
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Smelly butt treats!
External Links
- The official meatloaf farts sequel
- From the makers of 2girls1cup
- Cakefarts for all on Howard Stern Show
- O&A presents 'cake farts'
- Cakefarts
- Eproctophile's Lament
- "★★★★★ Greatest video on Archive.org - Timeless classic."
ZOMG FILES!
See Also
- ButLova
- Rockosocko - The white knight of ButLova.
- Girlfartlover
- Cakefarts
- Coprophilia
- Fetish
- Sittin On Tha Toilet
- AnimatedJames
- Braaaap
- ProJared
- Jenkem
- The Loud House
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