BTS

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BTS (Powerword: Bangtan Whatever) is a shitty Kpop group that consists of 7 Azn talented singers that went from a "nothing" to a "something" in less than two years (The group debuted in 2013). What's really staggering is how they're more popular in the West than they are in Korea. Because of BTS' popularity - and combined with a god-awful, butthurt fandom you get this ED page. Fun fact: the name: BTS may stand for Best Toilet Service.

BTS in 2022 if they weren't that mentally retarded as fuck.

How they got popular

Some people at BigHit Entertainment thought that taking seven people with (almost) little to no experience in the music industry would be doing something new, despite the same simple concept already having been done with EXO and Got7.

In 2013, they released their first song, "No More Dream", which, unsurprisingly, wasn't any different than the usual song you get from male K-pop artists. In the years following, their other songs became popular in the USA, resulting in them not only being interviewed several times by Americans, but appearing on Ellen, and even getting interviewed by Billboard (although, to be fair, Billboard also decided to interview other popular groups). In addition, the songs "Fake Love" and "IDOL" have received #1 in Trending On YouTube (the former for several weeks straight).

The simple fact that they even became this popular in America is staggering, especially since no other Korean group (at least male groups anyway) have gotten the same treatment.

Members

There's seven of them-- that's right, seven. Because why be like other K-pop groups like SHINee and have four, when we can copy EXO and have seven?

Raep M(onster)

Kim Namjoon or ~~Rap Monster~~ RM is the perceived "leader", despite not even showing leadership when fighting Kim Jong Un. His former name is even funnier, concerning the fact that he can't even rap (and when he does, it's mostly American rap). He is the only member who actually knows English, and because he watched Friends.

Kim Seok-jin

Kim Seok-jin, or whatever his real name happens to be, is the least popular member of the group.

Jimin

Another "rapper", except this one is only slightly less gay than the others. His real name is Park Jimin, not to be confused with a similar Korean singer (albeit female).

Jungcock

Or "Jeon Jungkook" for Koreaboos, although better known as Jungcock - or Junglecocks. He considers himself an "international playboy" despite the facts that a) he hasn't done a solo single, b) he is the most overrated one in the group, and c) even most of his fans want to be raped by him.

J-Hope

Seeing a pattern yet? J-Hope is yet another rapper, but even worse than before. He was still popular enough to make several solo songs.

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Kim Taehyung (not to be confused with taekwondo); the other member who no one cares for. Besides that, he apparently had an acting career before BTS. Is often shipped by fans with Jungkook.

Suga

Or Sugar (if you want to piss the retard army off) his real name is Min Yoongi; Suga is considered the "cute" one for his blue hair. Like J-Hope above, he has made his own "solo career" singles; the only difference being now he has an alter-ego named "Agust D".

The songs

The songs from them aren't even worth mentioning due to them being virtually similar to other male K-pop groups. But still, here are some of them:

The song that got them popular in America

The song that won them a billboard award

The OTHER award-winning song, Jimin also dies in this one (RIP BOZO YOU WON'T BE MISSED LMAO)

Serious business

More serious business

MIC Drop American remix

Bogo shipda (or whatever that means)

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In American pop-culture

James Corden takes them on

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The Best BTS Reaction Video

Skip to 4:38 for maximum profit, also in Portuguese.

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Fandom

Average BTS Army member

The ARMY (acronym of "Adorable Representative MC for Youth") is what BTS' fandom are called. They are a bunch of normalfag millennials, 16-year-old girls, 12 year olds and Democrats who tend to ship one member with each other, and constantly fight with one another; they're basically a typical fandom: shit.

ARMYs can be spotted easily on sites such as Tumblr and Wattpad, where they will post smutty fan fiction stories in which the reader is subject to race-mixing with a certain BTS member. ARMYs are also weeaboos who want to transform into azns and live in Korea, so they can date one of the members. There are even ARMYs uploading videos to JewTube dedicated to the extinction of the white race.