DiKKy

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Martin "DiKKy Heartiez" Liland is a Gorgeous Nord on IRC. In America our retards are normally ugly mutants, but the beauty that normally occurs in Nordic people transfers to their slobbering retards and turns out half decent things such as DiKKy. Yes, he really is mentally retarded. If it wasn't for his disability he would have been kicked out of IRC long ago, but people keep him around like a cute disabled puppy.

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DiKKy's smilin' face

DiKKy staring in 1dikky1bottle.com

typical night with DiKKy

GNAA exile

DiKKy is also involved in an on going war to try and reclaim what is rightfully his, GNAA.

After timecop left, there was an empty spot for the presidency of GNAA. Being a bright young lad, DiKKy took the leadership role and lead the great young homosexual men of African descent into shinning glory. DiKKY single handily brought back to life GNAA from the grave. He united old members and drew in new ones that were drawn to his charisma.

Sadly, weev who has no friends and no accomplishments, saw the rising young DiKKy as a threat. Thus began weev's campaign to overthrow the rightful president and overtake a government, like the typical Jew he is. DiKKy switches back and forth between exile depending on how paranoid weev gets. Just yet another example of how the Jewish machine is trying to steal the accomplishments of young bright Aryan men.

DiKKy in Chat

DiKKy knows that caps lock is cruise control for cool. Typical DiKKy Heartiez chat:

 <DiKKy> LOL HY LOL
 <DiKKy> I AM DIKKY HEARTIEZ OF NORWAY
 <DiKKy> I AM THE PREZ
 <DiKKy> PLEASE TO GIVE ME OPERATOR STATUS.

 <@DiKKy> HEY
 <@DiKKy> THIS SSH THING
 <@DiKKy> IS IT SECURE
 <@dragqueen> WHY?
 <@DiKKy> JUST WONDERING
 <@DiKKy> HOW SECURE IS IT
 <@dragqueen> I DNUNO BUT IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE SECURE
 <@DiKKy> K 
 <@DiKKy> PENISBIRD
 <@DiKKy> DO U KNOW THIS
 <@dragqueen> WTF
 <@dragqueen> IM NOT PENISBIRD
 <@DiKKy> I KNOW
 <@DiKKy> IM ASKING PENISBIRD IF HE KNOWS HOW SECURE IT IS
 <@DiKKy> U JEW
 <@dragqueen> PENISBID ISNT HERE
 <@DiKKy> OH
 <@DiKKy> WHAT
 <@DiKKy> WHAT CHANNEL IS THIS
 <@dragqueen> DMX CHANNEL
 <@DiKKy> OH LOL
 <@DiKKy> SORRY
 <@DiKKy> LOL

What is most awesome is actually listening to DiKKy Heartiez:

Notable Accomplishments

• Dikkv is a bot created to reenact the experience of DiKKy by randomly playing back quotes from three months' IRC logs of the real DiKKy. The bot and DiKKy are more or less interchangeable with each other.
• DiKKy was the president of GNAA until weev was voted in to replace. The GNAA has never been the same since.
• Star of the site 1DiKKy1Bottle
• Failed attempts at taking over GNAA and starting a new GNAA.

Examples: irc.hardchats.com #gnaa, irc.helldive.org #gnaa, irc.efnet.org #gnan, irc.skidsr.us #gnaa As well as GNAN (Gay Nigger Association of Norway).

< DiKKy> would u be interested in host the real GNAA on ur network
< DiKKy> a jew called weev and some ig norant opers
< DiKKy> they stole my chats
< DiKKy> i am bringing in the big guns to win the pr war

Typical responses to his faggotry

See Also

• 3Guys1Hammer
• 1Guy1Jar
• Faggot
• 1guy1screwdriver

External links

• DiKKy Heartiez fan club blog
• 1dikky1bottle.com
• DiKKy's Livejournal

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