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Krystal Olsen

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Krystal Olsen (Stylized as κrγsται οιsεη, a.k.a. knockoutxo) is an ugly, batshit insane wannabe model from Arizona who, after realizing that fake tits alone were not going to give her the attention she craved, decided to brutally assault a man named Kohl Grier and then falsely accuse him of the horrible crime of grabbing her arse.

What a violent slut looks like.

After tweeting a photo bragging about the vicious assault that she had just committed, Krystal soon found her tweet going viral and being shared by high-profile celebrities such as Hikaru Sulu and 2018 congressional contender and professional babytroll John Walker "Brianna Wu" Flynt.

Quotes

 
Assault victim Kohl Grier crying like a little bitch.
   
 
This guy grabbed my ass, I dragged him out in a chokehold, he slammed me into a wall. And is crying like a bitch when he got arrested.
 

 
 

—Krystal Olsen, lying and bragging about committing assault

   
 
It's beyond disturbing to me that so many Guys do not understand what sexual assault is.
 

 
 

Brianna Wu, blaming the victim

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