Dead Frontier

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Dead Frontier is a free browser Survival Horror MMO created by Neil Yates (AdminPwn) and his brother (Xaelath) in Neil's basement. Just like most browser-based games, you can buy premium, or spend your hard-earned on their brand of magic game money called credits, which is a waste because you can buy them with in-game money, too. This is one of the few games that actually has a working barter feature where you can trade your money for other people's overpriced crap. Has a functioning forum where more people spend their time on than the game. Unlike most games, you actually get rewarded for spending countless hours of your important life to get to the top of the leaderboard, your reward is access to a shop with the best equipment in the game. Too bad it all costs more in-game money than you have or ever will have. Oh yeah, and there's zombies.

What you wish the game looks like.
What the game actually looks like.

Gameplay

You kill zombies with guns, steal from dead people, get raped by invincible killing machines disguised as challenging bosses, repeat. Now go play Killing Floor, n00b.

Starting Classes
Scientist Makes meds once a day.
Farmer Like a Scientist except with food.
Doctor Can apply meds with maximum effectiveness, because you're too much of a fucktard to do it yourself.
Chef Doctor except with food.
Engineer Repairs your overpowered armor.
Boxer Starts with a Melee and Strength bonus.
Soldier Overpowered class that gives you uselessly spread stats and detracts from EXP.
Police Officer Get to beat up any black players. Drama ensues.
Fireman Boxer except with an Endurance bonus instead a Strength bonus.
Athlete Gets improved speed.
Teacher, Priest, Lawyer, Account, Journalist, Actor, Stock Broker, Architect, Entertainer and Student Get a 30% EXP bonus.
Santa Admin only class. Survivors who told of a jolly fat man riding around the decidedly not-wonderful winter wasteland were laughed at - Santa Claus was, and still is, something parents told their kids when they tucked them in at night, to keep the kids hoping. Until someone left a ton of bullets, explosives, and credits in front of a makeshift tree smack-dab in the middle of the compound. (the twelve men working the storage building claimed to have not seen anything). When guards went to look outside, there were miles and miles of dead zombies.
Cyborg Admin only class.

Weapons

 
You will never get this gun. No exceptions.
 
Dog food is an actual item. You fucking eat it.

Enemies

 
Burning Zed IRL.
  • Regular Zed: A newfag zombie.
  • Fat Zed: Eats food like you;.
  • Burned Zed: A newfag pyromaniac who became a zombie.
  • Radioactive Zed: A zombie that pukes acid all over you; It wants to give you a blow job whenever you come near it.
  • Burning Zed: A successful pyromaniac who was infected; counts as a newfag boss.
  • Leaper: The only mutant that can pwn you with one hit.Seriously.
  • Spider: Leading cause of FFFUUUUUUUUU-.
  • Bloat: Fat Zed with a bigger mouth to suck big cocks; then it will vomit on you.
  • Bone: Common mutant on drugs.
  • Reaper: Has a bladed arm with a 100 foot range; it known for sticking it's blade up your ass.
  • Tendril: Reaper in loli form plus negro speed; It's known for wanting to stick it's multiple cocks up your ass.
  • Siren: Emo that's horny and wants to give you a blow job and screams; this alerts everyone in the area to rape you in the ass.
  • Brute: Fat zombie, add 1000 lbs. and explodes on death.

Bosses

  • Titan: A Bone with a ridiculous amount of health. Oh yeah, is like 16 feet tall and it wants to give you a blow job. Can bitch slap users with a good amount of force.
  • Flaming Titan: Guess what; this one's faster and can bitch slap users even moar harder.
  • Mother: Probably the most fucked up enemy in the entire game. A pregnant lady who's baby is now fused into her stomach and throws up everywhere. Bravo, Neil, you've created vaginal goatse.
  • Flaming Mother: ready for round 2?
  • Giant Spider: After being killed countless times by Spiders, good news, now they are bigger AND faster.
  • Flaming Giant Spider: This just in, the giant spider is now stronger than ever ^_^
  • Wraith: A jailbate Tendril. You'd hit it, sick fuck; be aware as she has multiple cocks that are bigger than yours that will be stuck up your ass.
  • Flaming Wraith: Guess what, this one is stronger, so brace yourself for penetration XD
 
One easy step to combat these. Step one, kill yourself.

Halloween Bosses This is temporary

  • Pumpkin Zombie: Same shit as the newfag boss except it gives out some prizes.
  • Slender Man: Copyrighted shit; has a ridiculous amount of health and a almost one hit kill.
  • Black Titan: A nigger version of a titan; ultimate cause of rage.

Notable People

Players

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I WANT 2 TALK BOUT MAI FRANDZ LOLOL XD XD XD

  • Grinder Of Sirkillmore: Your average forum troll and newfag. He's been perma banned three times from Ban Evading, Insulting Dead Frontier Moderation, and finally Giving false information to a moderator. Supposedly has had over 20 different VPN ip's banned from repeatedly going back on to Dead Frontier and causing shit in the CB radio and forums.
  • Pvt Redemptlon: A fggt.

Staff

Protip: Don't even try to figure out what the mods do.

Notable Clans

DF has a crapload of clans, these are the biggest and best.

 
They yiffed all the way into MMOs.

Videos

None yet.

See Also

External Links

 

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