Inhalants

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Inhalants (also refered to as solvents) are the drug (or more accurately substance) of choice for the incredibly poor and incredibly stupid. These substances refer to anything where you inhale the fumes of a liquid or solid without first burning it or vaporizing it. An equally accurate definition is anything oil based you can buy for less that $5 or anything seen being used by the local indigenous population or 13 year olds proving to their friends how cool they are by sniffing a gluestick. Glue, petrol, paint, thinners, benzene and toluene are the most common inhalants, as they can be easily purchased at your local newsagent or hardware shop.

	“	Duuuuude... This is some really good whip!! We gotta finish this before your mom gets back!!! Then we can listen to that new Green Day CD and go on Newgrounds!! We're totally such stoners!!!	„
	—-Typical User (13 year old suburban boys)

Using inhalants is the equivalent in drug use to drinking mouthwash with alcoholism. Right down to you stupidity, poorness, undoubtedly your race and your burning desire to end up completely Schizo.

PROTIP: Stealing cocaine from a mentally unstable black man will yield a better result than using inhalants. Why don't you go steal some real drugs?

Poppers

Poppers (also known as the goatse drug) is used exclusively by faggots during episodes of partying and playing (PNP) who want to be able to fit huge cocks in their ass. All you have to do is pop off the cap, sniff the aromatic contents of the bottle, and your anus will magically expand and be able to stretch to lengths never before thought possible! This is accompanied by a brief high (a minute or two) and increased libido and orgasm potency so you and your gay friends can have a massive gay orgy together! Poppers, sold in porn shops, usually are administered using a cloth soaked in the bottle's aromatic contents and then inhaled. Spilling the bottle is embarrassing and smelly and irritates the skin. Poppers are often part of the PNP practice, used conjunctively with amphetamines and ecstasy-type chemicals with one drug enhancing the other. Persons on viagra to overcome the erectile dysfunction (e.g. crystal dick) that sometimes occurs need to avoid poppers. They can cause a sudden drop in blood pressure that can be fatal if taken to extremes. Viagra + amphetamines + Poppers = a real black out.

Key demographics

Indigenous peoples

Petrol sniffing is a national pasttime of the Australian aboriginal, and has been ever since petrol came to Australia At least 100 years ago. It has been well documented that petrol sniffing was around, long before adding lead as a performance enhancer was banned and as such aboriginals have an average IQ of 62 (to give that some perspective the average European has an IQ of about 100).

Even though the price of petrol in Australia has doubled in recent years, abos still get their hands on it either by stealing money or by siphoning tanks. Even with the relatively cheap price of most opioids and amphetamines, inhalants are still the drug of choice for all aboriginals. Ask any of them, and they'll say it's so they can go back to the "dream time".

Natives to the Americas also love inhalants that include gasoline and other wonderful goodies. The staple injun diet includes some good solid inhalants to huff away on and a healthy bottle of Listerine to get ultra fucked up on.

And they want us to respect their culture?