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Oz Kangaroo
When done correctly, pornography may be a very lucrative business, and profiting from fetish porn is even easier. It's easy money to sell goods to perverted freaks to get their rocks off, and it's not that difficult to accomplish. When you're a furry, it's much better. Simply pretend to be "one of them" and nobody would suspect you of ripping them off by asking for thousands of dollars for a lump of synthetic fur or a bunch of rubber cut out to look like a dog. You'd have to try very hard to fuck up in the fetish-mongering business, since most people who who generally don't want the Internet to know they like to masturbate to pictures of balloon animals won't bother bringing you to court. But never bet on the possibility of someone being so retarded that they actually manage to fuck up this hard.
Oz Kangaroo (Eden Noonan) is special in a lot of ways, a skilled fursuit builder in his own right with a (now defunct) business he called 'Critter Country', as well as another one Squeak Latex, is an example of someone who can neither handle popularity, nor the criticism it comes with. Many people have waited years for fursuits because of his poor business skills and history of blocking people (only if you're not already one of his friends, in which case you will go straight to the front of the queue). Some people have had to wait up to four years for a fursuit from him, while others have just had to wait a few months. He was also a big fan of editing on this very wiki, under the name Blackreign, although the records of such memery have long since been lost to time.
Friends with Benefits
Oz was called out by a furry named Judgement for blocking a commissioner called 'Marcus' because he did the big crime of 'asking for a status update on a fursuit'. To give you a bit of context, he had spent over $2,000 and had been waiting nearly five years, this while he was still taking contracts ranging from art to fursuits to body inflating suits. Meanwhile, Oz put the money he received from Marcus towards furry events, because being paid a shit ton of money for something you can realistically throw together in a week (and have done before) isn't worth the effort. That is unless you're a well-known furry or a close friend of Oz Kangaroo, then you can very much guarantee that you'll get a fursuit within a few months by jumping the line.
Marcus was cheated, and this block was seen by the majority of the community as a big slap in the face to them.
—Range the Beagle on Marcus getting blocked for asking for progress |
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Tombfyre, another fat fucking furry, decided to side with Judgement on this issue by igniting old drama from 2002, causing Oz to chew him out too. At the time of this response, Tombfyre hasn't spoken to Oz in years, because when he did, he was ignored.
—Oz Kangaroo on igniting old drama with Tombfyre |
Eventually Oz did give the mealy-mouthed pathetic excuses that lazy artists like using when they come up with excuses as to why they haven't been working hard enough. "I'M STRESSED / I HAVE DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY / I'M STRESSED AND DON'T HAVE A 9-5 JOB / LIFE IS BUSY / I'M OFF MY MEDS / I HAVE ASS CANCER", you get the idea.
In 2010 Oz organized a furry convention in Australia. Successful conventions require a lot of time to prepare, as well as manpower, commitment, amenities, floor space, security, events, etc. In short, it all needs money, but considering Oz didn't have a proper job, where was he getting all this money? I guess you could ask his line of commissioners that paid him $2000 for a murrsuit from him, but as you've probably noticed, there's a massive burnt bridge in front of them
Not so fair dealings
RaccoonDrew decided to go with Rubbertex_Raccoon when it came time to improve his furfag status and get an inflatable latex fursuit. Unfortunately for Drew, it was around the time of a convention, so it didn't happen. Drew was approached by Oz, who requested, nay DEMANDED that he buy a suit from him instead. Oz needed money and Drew was well-known enough that he was offered a suit by Oz, which he accepted because it would help him publicize himself and soothe his ego. In order to seal this deal, Oz pressured Drew into buying the outfit by claiming, "If you don't buy a suit from me, I won't be able to go to this conference, and people would be mad at me for not appearing. They'll also be mad at you by proxy for not helping me financially."
So with that indirect threat thrown at him, Drew went with him to avoid the hugbox army RAEG directed at him, sent him the money and waited over a billion centuries for his suit. Oz decided not to attend the convention Drew would be debuting this $2,000 outfit for the first time, and it went over as well as a horrific airship disaster. The costume began to come apart due to some hot bonded seams coming undone, owing to Oz's impeccable craftsmanship. When Drew called Oz to explain what happened, he was effectively given the middle finger and was told "it's not my problem," leaving Drew to mend the $2,000 suit himself. Nice job retard, money well spent.
Triggerfox
Moar info: Triggerfox.
At least 100 years ago, Trigger was involved in a very gay relationship with Oz Kangaroo, another furry in Australia. The relationship lasted for quite a while as far as furries go, until Trigger's masculinity was stripped from him. While attending college, his bros found gay furry porn of him and his e-boyfriend on his computer. In return 100 CCs of bro rape were injected into his ass. With a sore ass, he was "forced" to move to convince his daddy to pay for a different college in order to hide his homolove for Oz. With this move, Trigger proceeded to delete fucking everything that ever related to him or Oz, as well as deny that entire period of his life. In doing this, he became the biggest pussy in the fandom. He is still very sensitive about Oz. He also hasn't been able to hold down a successful relationship since Oz, since he doesn't know how to handle a woman and desires cock. Even though his gay love for Oz remains, because of his relationship with Oz, Trigger developed an inflation fetish, which resulted in many pictures of Oz filling him with hot air.
But wait...
Based on facts and irrefutable evidence, there must have been some sort of hueg pile of furfaggotry that was unrelated to Oz.
- The whole Oz drama was occurred sometime in 2008
- His oldest journal entry dates back only 8 months ago
- Got butthurt when he found out his fursuit was initially competing against Oz. Politely asked for his nomination to be withdrawn. asking to be dropped
Triggers old comments on Oz from 2009 are here
Rubbertex Raccoon
Recently, Rubbertex Raccoon complained that ED user Blackreign a.k.a. Oz Kangaroo was trolling him on ED, adding his real name on the page via Twitter.
—Rubbertex on Twitter |
After said post, friends on his on Twitter decided to call Oz out on his faggotry which lead to the following butthurt response in which he tries to play the victim:
—Oz points out this as well as Rubbertex's article |
After the journal was posted, the expected fanboy responses were left supporting Oz except for a certain few:
—judaspreacher666 |
—Jirris not impressed by Oz's whining |
External Links
- OzKangaroo
- OzKangaroo
- His Wikifur
- MSN: [email protected]
- AIM:Oz The Kangaroo
- Livejournal: ozkangaroo
- Twitter:Ozkangaroo Private
- Steam: Oz
Youtube: ozkangaroo- His Fursuit Business
- His Latex Business
See Also
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