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Gorgeous George
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LOLsuit 2016 has Officialy Commenced in a Lame Attempt to Save His home Which Was Being Foreclosed on. As of 10-13-16 has Been Auctioned Off. George has now filed for bankruptcy thinking this will actually save his house. Retard. |
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Gorgeous George
—Gorgeous George, gracing us with yet another elusive universal truth | ||
George Alexander Yarid, aka Gorgeous George (born July 16, 1968), is 45 and still lives in a tri-level house with his mother (GG ate his mom) no one. It is a decent house in a decent neighborhood, but it's not the mansion George likes to say it is on TV. Alimony money pays for it and his mom must have been pretty tolerant to let her retard son live with her for nearly 40 years. Gorgeous George used to deliver food for a living. Now he drives a taxi (although no one else can fit in the van with him in it). Fun facts about GG:
—Gorgeous George | ||
—Gorgeous George | ||
- Although he rants against fat chicks, they seem to be the only type of girls who will show up on his show.
- He often claimed that his show was getting picked up by UPN while it existed. Not surprisingly, though, he's still on public access.
- He often wears a t-shirt with his own picture on it.
- He thinks he's God's gift to women. He also thinks he's an absolutely hilarious sketch-comedian.
- A female Richmonder put up a personals ad on a local phone-based dating service. After a couple days, she received a cocky but friendly message in her inbox from George. The next day, another. A couple days after that, a less friendly, more aggressive message. And it went on and on for two weeks, each message getting more and more angry. "You're lucky I would even lower myself to talk to you, you stupid bitch!" and so on.
- He is, in fact, not particularly gorgeous.
- He is thought to be
a bisexualgay. - He refuses to admit he's a greasy cunt wad.
- He constantly trips on his own fat gut.
- In cockney rhyming slang, any person who exhibits these traits is referred to as a "cheddar" (Cheddar Gorge; Gorgeous George).
- His constant hooting and repetition of verbal diarrhea in the form of swear words and predictable insults is most likely the result of Tourette's Syndrome and/or inbreeding.
- He has spoken about the Church of Sollentolgy and Jehovennis Witness.
- He fucked Rick Derris on a pool table and broke it.
But before you make your judgment about George, check out one of his hilarious skits.
Gorgeous George Plagiarizes The "Herlihy Boy" Skit
Here's a skit of GG ripping off the "Herlihy Boy" that was done on Saturday Night Live by Adam Sandler and Chris Farley (though [a different Adam Sandler/Chris Farley skit] would have suited him better.) Only to have GG ruin it by his so called "humor"
Thankfully a Goon felt they couldnt just stand back and allow for this "Tradgey" to happen without any consequences.So the goon decided to critque George on his plagiarism of the "Herlihy Boy" skit and rip him a new one. Just like GG rips the Trannies he fucks a new asshole.
Some of The Calls
—Gorgeous George, articulate as usual | ||
Gorgeous George is known for DMCAing videos faster than you can upload them
—Gorgeous George | ||
GG Sux fever has spread worldwide and is on every video sharing site through out the world. Recently his videos were uploaded to tudou.com which is based in Taiwan. If you know anything about Taiwan, being part of China means a blatant disregard for copyright laws. Their motto in English roughly translates into “Censorship in any practa… in any, any, any verbiage, in any proximity of the word is is a blatant crime.” Which is where GG got his expression from. Also this is the longest running GG channel on the netz (that hasn't been false flagged) and with each day that goes by GG's butthurt deepens. XD
GG on tudou arranged by most views
Thanks to due diligence of teh trolls most of the calls have been brought back to Youtube. This will definitely cause GG to rage immensely.
Gorgeous George Show
—Gorgeous George | ||
—Gorgeous George | ||
The Gorgeous George Show is the television equivalent of AIDS. The show itself is about as comedic as watching your parents die of cancer, and then engaging in unprotected penetrative sex with a putrid dead porcupine with a maggot festering case of hemorrhoids (but at least that would smell better). George and his retarded lap dog, Kevin, both have severe speech impediments. The production values make the average Christmas morning home movie look like Werner Herzog by comparison. The jokes themselves are only funny if you've never been allowed to leave your house in your whole life, and have therefore never been introduced the concept of humour until just seconds prior to seeing it. The likely result of that, would be for you to immediately develop a phobia of anything calling itself comedy or humour for the rest of your sad life. In many respects, the show provides an archetypal example of why cable access television is a gigantic failure, while simultaneously contributing the sole reason to preserve it. In any given episode, you can expect to be treated to any one or more of the following EnGorgeous George trademarks:
- GG yelping like he's being penetrated in the ass with cactus skin condoms.
- His retarded sidekick, Dogfucker Jones, who looks like Squeak from the Academy Award winning film, Baseketball. Apparently he's not allowed to speak much. Doing so causes small children in Africa to catch Syphillis.
- Some random black guy who looks ashamed to be in the studio.
- Some random Asian martial arts instructor who immediately gives up martial arts for life after a Karate demonstration by George, also leaving said Asian with life long night terrors.
- Fat chicks miming Britney Spears. This has negative sexual arousal value (DErections).
- Random female guests (almost exclusively drug addicts or prostitutes or both) who's only purpose is to sit and laugh nervously at GG's jokes while he stares at their breasts.
- The crappy introduction to his show.
- "Gorgeous George's Donkey Penetration Extravaganza".
- GG attempting to do karate and collapsing under his own fat.
- GG being fat.
- A strange white discharge lodged in his hair.
- GG drinking his own urine and fellating a whole circus, while assorted 10 year old boys rub his fat ass down in Crisco.
- GG knowing that 99.9% of his calls are insults and yet he still takes calls.
- George beating Kaye Lazar for talking.
- Everyone else on the show laughing at GG and him too dense to realize it.
- You know what? Fuck this. Gorgeous George is just a fucking mess. Abandon hope, all ye who enter in. When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares also into you. Watching a segment that does not feature him being insulted via phone repeatedly, has no point. You will just come away feeling like you've been hit by a mac truck of pure fucking idiocy (or a pasty moist object of equivalent weight). I remember sitting down to watch it one night; I was left with this feeling I shall never describe. It's worse than disappointment. It is the feeling of your soul slipping away through your hands. Gorgeous George is that stray dog at the pound. You know which one. That 13 year old mangy cobbled together mutt found chained to a post on I-80. Instead of being lovable and friendly though, it's meaner than piss and just sits there all day and pisses and shits itself. For the love of Jesus Fucking Christ on a Stick, I hope nothing good comes of this guy, ever, or that his sphere of influence ever expands outside of a crowd capable of grasping irony.
- Every episode ends with a montage of GG taking an 18 inch dildo from multiple angles. This montage goes on for 25 minutes (metaphorically speaking).
The Prank Calls
As time went on and the prank calls continued they became a Richmond pastime. As more people jumped on the GG insult train it gained critical velocity and turned into an unstoppable lolz-train bound for dramatic trainwreck. There were several GG prank call clips released to record the lolz for those who do not have Richmond public access. These clips became immensely popular on the SA forums.
According to George's website, "These so-called internet geeks obviously have too much time on their hands. Most of them are college drop-outs or science fiction nerd computer game Star Wars goons who are all sons of bitches!!!"
Somehow Gorgeous George found out that his show was being distributed on the Internet without his consent. This led to him going on an insane rant on his show about how he was going to sue everyone involved for copyright infringement, RIAA style. Thankfully GG never figured out how to make a DMCA request! Disregard that, GG sux whale sized dicks.
During this episode George stopped taking phone calls, but in the next episode he states that the public access administrators (who hate the fat fucker just as much as we do) told him that he had to take calls, and the pranks immediately resumed.
Here are some examples of the memorable calls people have made:
Pranksters Quotes
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Gorgeous George battles Youtube
From time to time George will actually create multiple accounts and argue with other Youtube users on this video. Oh the irony.
Heres a list of usernames he has used
GGonDVDGGshowrules(he actually got this account back. So he now uses "ggshowrules" and "ggshowrules2"GGstrikesbackgorgeousgeorgestrikePlatinumdracula- GGshowrules2 (main YouTube account. Say something witty, especially about Sue, then prepare for a witty retort and expect to get blocked.)
- GorgeousGeorge01
- Sonofatwix
- ReddFoxxReturns
- fishpotpie
- ReddFoxx888
- GEORGEYARID
- GGISSEXY
- marley101999
sandylovelace69Yanksyankshissausage- MrSpamIAm
Nuclearfurnature- poop121
- dtheshank
- ggrespectnow
gorgeousgeorgeshow- ggandklazar
TheMaverick- NotGorgeousGeorge
- GGthaMAN
- GGSmexy
TheKnobnose- GorgeousGeorgeonDVD
- IngloriusBastard11
kelly2086- GeorgeAlexanderYarid
There is many more that are unaccounted for as well!
George now plans on suing Youtube!
- "Looks like YOUTUBE IS GOING TO BE SUED. JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED." - ggshowrules Epic LULZ will definitely ensue!
link to the page where George writes about being butthurt and confirms he plans on suing youtube
Then, in a shocking turn of events GGonDVD (The fat pig's main base) was taken down completely, most likely for disgusting and VILE content of George DANCING WITH A HOOKER!
George spouted some butthurt threats that were nothing the goons hadn't encountered from the fat before, this time it was more like a death keel, a squealing pig refusing to be put down.
July 20,2010 George made a new account 'GorgeousGeorgeonDVD' reuploading some of his old videos that had got taken down on his GGonDVD account for ToS. Before you know it this account will also get banned as well for ToS
The Gorgeous OST's
Once thought to be lost under GG's left moob all three Gorgeous Sound tracks have been found.
Put Cock Here
This is the official GG OST containing almost all the music that has been featured on his show as well some songs that have been used to troll him. Some of the songs included are the cheesy dance songs he used to dance with those prostitutes there are also bonus tracks including his theme song as well as some GG remixes.
The Day That Hometown Buffet Closed
All songs on this album are related to GG's obesity. Not only can he pounce you with one but he can crush you under the weigh of his billion tons of that bacon grease body of his.
The Day That Hometown Buffet Closed
Inside The Closet With GG
This album centers around GG's G.A.Y.ness. Remember folks just because you were caught at a gay club sucking dick at a gloryhole that doesn't make you gay. After all it's completely straight if you want to fuck a chick with a dick, just no dudes. No G.A.Y. stuff for George on craigslist.
A shit tastic night
All the songs on this album tell stories of his weight,lack of hygiene,and questionable sexuality. It has been said that with one giant shit tastic fart that that the passage of revelations would come to life and destroy all man kind with his ungodly presence.
Cab Service Ink
George getting tired of paying the man to drive around started his own taxi service. Showing off his broad intelligence and creativity called it Cab Service Ink. This "INKorporation" is not registered with the state of Virginia probably due to the fact that he has all his money is currently tied up in lolsuits. To add even further to the lulz the trolls posted George's driving/criminal record to the page. :D
GG Gets Pwned With His Own Taxi Service
On 09-26-14 a prank was played on George that he didn't see cuming (probably because the rolls of fat on his eyes were so heavy they glued them shut). A prank caller tried to lure George in to picking him at the Airport in Richmond however George was in a good mood and told him how to go where he wanted for free by using a taxi shuttle. So the pranker called him again later and told him to pick him up at a notorious G.A.Y. bar (a place George admitted he was quite familiar with). So the pranker was going to make him wait there an hour after the pick up time that was arranged however he arrived 15 minutes early and was texting him whining and bitching non-stop that he was there already. So the guy broke it to George that he was being pwned and this happened.
Of course George being the delusion man that he is claimed that he won the call. The pranker broke it to George later that he was apart of a live radio show which made him explode with anger bringing lulz to the masses.
George Gets Fired From Diamond Taxi Co.
Some prankers called up GG's former place of work and learned that he got fired after receiving many complaints from customers and co-workers. Even his boss thought he was a piece of shit saying, "If you see him kick his ass for me."
George Has a Gorgeous Ulcer
Back on February 7th GG bawed to a troll that he had an ulcer and was hospitalized for a week. It is widely believed that said ulcer was caused by George stressing out that everyone was reuploading his clippages and winning their Youtube appeals against his false flaggings. It is also believed he got it by not anyone believing his empty threats he would send to people. e.g. this screencap where George claims he has an lawyer helping him when he is too poor to even afford Top Ramen.
The Massive GG Bawfest of February 2016
Thanks to George false flagging videos non-stop he has amassed a new group of trolls. George being too dumb to ignore said trolls spent countless hours digging up shit on Facebook that no one cares about. In 24 hours he uploaded five videos feeding the trolls. The lulziest part of his tirade is George claims these trolls have no lives and do nothing but upload videos when George does the exact same thing. The other funny thing is George is convinced after all these years that he has fans that care about what he says when the truth is only trolls watch it for the lulz.
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Gorgeous George Sux The Movie
In February The GG Sux Movie was made which was an answer to GG's non-stop flaggings. Since George was losing his claims constantly on youtube thanks to Fair-Use and idea was conceived for George's ultimate butthurt and that was to reupload all the sux videos in one handy video. Like clockwork he did his usual routine and lost hence the cause for the previous set of butthurt tirade videos mentioned above. To deepen his whining another version was made called "The Extended Gut". Thanks to the appeal it is the first time it has been permanently on youtube since 2009.
Gorgeous George Sux The Movie -The Sequel- (No Sex, Just Lies And Video Clippages)
To make George rage even more a sequel was made which focused on his show before the interwebz made him infamous. There are many highlights including George interviewing "Dirt Woman" an ugly trannie that makes Chris Chan look like a 10. You can see that George has the biggest shit eating grin while flirting with shamoo (while furiously fapping under the desk). At one point George claims to be reading fan mail which was clearly a stack on unpaid bills. Before George was raging against individual trolls, he was bawing about feminists & rednecks showing that George was butthurt long before Something Awful phone mobbed him.
One of the highlights is the legendary Sue with her addiction to meth and Marlboros makes an appearance. She confesses to the fact that the only reason she was an exotic dancer was for the money. So, not only did George have the hots for a gold digging meth whore but at the time she was married to some biker bozo. This is the same woman George proposed to and thought she actually loved him. George deserves to get twenty rings pawned for meth for being such a retard alone.
There are also the prank calls and even before SA he would get these a lot (mostly from niggers). George's comebacks even back then made no sense and was a precursor of lulzy things to come.
Gorgeous George Sux The Movie III (GG's 20th Season)
This centers around GG's 20th anniversary where he starts bitching about dem queers getting married followed by talking about some of the trolls pranking him while he was driving his taxi. One of the most bizarre things that GG talks about in this movie is his obsession with breast milk. George admits he was a bottle fed baby (probably because his Mom was too disgusted by GG's fuglyness to do the job herself). In the second episode he talks about this for at least 20 minutes asking both Kevin and Bo what breast milk tastes like and even ponders what dog breast milk tastes like. Talk about desperate. During one episode the whole crew trolls GG over his fanboyism with the Cowboys. In a following episode he baws and claims that they are America's team. He then ends it with his version of The Christmas Carol which can only be described as cringe worthy.
Gorgeous George Sux The Movie IV (The Death of Talk Radio)
Do you love the ass kissing of both Bill & Hillary Clinton? Well, George gets plenty of Bill's man goo all over his black dress.
Also George does a special radio show on his birthday and has a special guest calls in who happens to be a prank caller who he allowed to be on the air for 30 minutes total which is lulzy considering he said nigger multiple times (It is a black run station btw) as well as other things that normally gets a pranker off the air faster than a guest on CNN talking any wikileaks document. As a result of that show he got his ass kicked off the air for good.
George is Getting Pwned By Youtube's Content ID
In what can be described as sheer irony many of the videos that are on GG's channel have been permanently muted due to multiple content ID violations.
George being too much of an retard to edit out said copyright music instead reuploaded the same episodes hoping Youtube would be a stupid as he was not to notice. Needless to say it was an epic fail as usual. It is believed that because of this that is why he hasn't uploaded his episodes from 2015.
Speaking of George being lazy & inept he tried editing the videos on Youtube and all that happens is after the music plays the rest of the show is muted. GENIUS!
George's Desperation For Fame
For the longest time George has made many claims from a pilot he was suppose to do for UPN to the possibility of being on Young & The Restless. However it was not known until recently how George was going to achieve this.
George's plan to get famous was not doing an audition or going to casting calls like normal people. Instead George begged to a b-list celebrity on Facebook. Judith Chapman is a famous Soap Star and George was gushing like a school girl in front of her exclaiming that he loves Young & The Restless a show that is only watched by elderly women who are on life support and flamers that would put Liberace to shame. I'll let you guess as to what category George falls under.
What makes this even more hilarious is George was expecting a response as if Judy would have said, "Sure, let me get a nobody like yourself who has no experience your big break (even though I'm not a director or producer). As a matter of fact we'll give you a lead and pay you a billion dollars an episode and give you a trillion dollar sign-on bonus."
George Cyber Stalking The Ladies
Also recently unearthed was a bunch of messages GG sent to a girl which could be best described as Chris Chanesque on Facebook. It's starts off innocently enough where George asks a lady if she wants a "candle lite" dinner. Not getting the response he went on her wall a few months later asking he to visit Richmond in a Teddy. George then Loses his shit and asks her when are we going to make babies together. Smooth George!
Gorgeous "Mystery Man" George
Another thing that was just found was a rare Blog Talk Radio show he did with fellow butt buddy Brenda Bradshaw. In said show George is referred to as "Mystery Man" (probably because they were afraid of GG getting recognized then phone mobbed).
Like GG's Brenda's Blog Talk show is an abortion (and equally as talented as George). For example during musical breaks you can hear George & Brenda talking in the background. Brenda gushes over George claiming he is super funny and a great impressionist.
At one point a caller comes and Brenda asks the caller what they thought of George's humor and said he wasn't funny. LOL!
GG The "Horrendous Troll"
This is not the first time for George making a "troll" youtube account in an attempt to cover up his rage and butthurt. A few years back George made the Ray Stretch Eppleman account in a lame attempt to get revenge. Like with Ray, George failed so hard with the Horrendous Troll account he deleted it after one comment. Probably due to the fact that he gives himself away with his trademark typos & baw.
In addition to that he shows what a noob troll he is as he breaks the most basic rules including 1) referring to himself as a troll (something that 99.9% of trolls don't do). 2) Using a troll avatar. Even when being ironic is something trolls don't do. 3) Vowing revenge. Ye who baws first loses. Amongst many simple mistakes George makes because he is mad.
George DID NOT Die
In an attempt to troll GG out of his pig pen people started to claim that GG was dead. Was George smart enough to ignore this bullshit? FUCK NO! He didn't make just one but two videos about it.
In said videos George claims that he was too busy to make videos (yet he made two responses) says that the people who made said videos claiming he was dead were pathetic human beings. In addition to he usual rage bitch responses he claims that one of the goons know people on Youtube because he was able to bypass his false flaggings. George still likes to pretend to this very day that Fair-use doesn't exist. George then plays arm chair psychologist by diagnosing trolls which is hilarious considering how fucked in the head George is.
In the second video George tried to deny that he works as a mall cop at night even though in a video with piss4400 he admitted he was. He then tried to criticize one of the goons claiming he has tits, a low cut dress and a big chin. Also lulzy since George has on a low cut blouse, has moobs and a fat chin.
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George Gets Pranked on His Precious Birthday Radio Show
Since George thinks he's Justin Beiber famous which is the furthest thing from the truth (although they are definitely both faggots) had his annual birthday show. One of the goons figured that out and called in multiple times and pranked him for more than 30 minutes by doing stuff like playing Nigger Nigger Nigger, Calling George a fat pig and other lulzy shit. The reason George kept him on so long was because he kept repeating old shit he heard from Matt Wilson which George should know by now is BS. It starts 48:18.
The station manager heard the show who happened to be a nigger and permabanned GG after he heard the shit GG said and was shocked at the stuff GG was allowing the prank caller to say. Also according to him there were many complaints about the show...mostly that it sucked. So now George is sans radio and public access show.
George Loses His Precious Mansion
—George not realizing the irony of his derpy statement. | ||
For years now George has been fighting a losing battle with his mortgage because that's so hard to do with GG's six-income-figure (See Gorgeous George is losing his "MANSION" for moar info on he how almost lost it in 2010.)
With the piling bills the bank told him to GTFO in early October and auctioned his house off on the 13th.
You would think since this was GG's pride & joy and childhood home he'd have taken great care of it and you'd be fucking wrong. According to foreclosure.com GG's home was valued at only $186,150 (and two years ago it was assessed at around $250,000) which is the cheapest house currently in the neighborhood and that's because of the way he took care of it. If you have seen his videos in the past then you are familiar with how he leaves garbage on the ground and doesn't clean shit and from the look of the recent tirade videos he did the decor looks like it hasn't been updated since the '70s and it has a ton of water damage & mold. The house need to burn NAO! The funny thing is GG claims he went to the auction to try to buy it back which I'm sure the bank would totally allow him to do.
Of course the trolls found this information and when GG noticed he wasn't going to take it lying down (because this has worked so well for George in the past) and made 3 videos with the usual lulzy death threats.
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Gorgeous George Files For Bankruptcy
—Gorgeous George's recent voicemail. | ||
—Gorgeous George's recent quote from his bankruptcy document. | ||
On October 13, 2016 (The same day GG got his home auctioned off) George thought this was the best day to file for bankruptcy even though he should have done it years ago if we go by the chicken scribble he has written down. Here are the lulzy facts that we have so far.
- George currently has around $60,000 in debt (and before he lost his house it was close to $250k) which mostly comes from his second mortgage, loans from places that rape you (e.g. Fast Loans) and bills like Comcast & Verizon. His outstanding bill to Comcast might be one of the reasons he's not allowed to do his public access show right now.
- According to George his show is worth exactly $0.
- There are multiple math mistakes. For examples when he multiplied 1 X's 0 he thought the answer was 1.
- Under the list of things he wants exempt is his Gym & internet bill.
- Even though he lost his house that day he listed it under things he still owns even though the bank already foreclosed on it.
- The reason George owes so much money is it appeared he took out loans to pay for the previous loans. Always a genius idea.
- He also revealed the name of his taxi company which is Ridem Cowboy which sounds totally hetral-setual and not G.A.Y. also in his huge fleet of two cars one of them needs repairs and George is trying to write it off on the exempt side.
- Also George disclosed that there is damage to the house which considering it looks like it belongs on an episode of Hoarders is no shocker.
Will Markland vs Gorgeous George
In a previous video during the whole "George is dead prank" George called out two people in a video, (one of them being Will Markland) Daring them to show their face on YouTube and said he didn't have the balls to do so, and that if he did, he would pay him $1,000. Well Will Markland accepted the challenge as you can see here
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Afterwards, George went quiet like the coward that he truly is and never paid up the $1,000 he owed Will. So Will decided to take it upon himself and call George for himself and ask why he hasn't paid him $1,000. During the call you will also learn that George owes thousands of dollars to random hookers in Richmond, admits that he still hasn't cleaned his fingernails, confirms his bankruptcy, contradicts himself, and overall projects his faggotry once again onto others.
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The Crologies of GG
Moar info: Gorgeous George/The Crologies of GG.
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2005
2007
2008
2009
2010
- Gorgeous George show 1994-2010
- Fat Pig Lied, There WAS a 2010 season!
- The G.A.Y. Life
- Space Mountain Barges on Richmond radio
- Gorgeous George is losing his "MANSION"
- GG has multiple restraining orders
2011
- Gorgeous George show 1994-2010
- You Take The Cake George
- Gorgeous George Show Season 17(and potentially last...nah GG is being a drama queen)
2012
- Something Awful thinks GG is passe
- The Gorgeous Interview
- G.A.Y. the False Flaggot
- Gorgeous George 2012 Radio Show (June 2012)
- Gorgeous George goes on a tirade against the internet for the 3rd year in a row! (7-23-2012 edition)
- August 2012 Exposing Incidents
2013
2014
- New Tactics For Harassment
- The 20th anniversary of The Gorgeous George Show and the cancellation
- GG 2014 Prank Calls
- The "Secret" GG interview -The Gorgeous George Show goes bye bye in 2015-
- GG 2014 Bawfest
- Bawfest part 2 -A Challenger Appears-
- The Mass GG Video Upload of 2014
2015
- GG's 2014 Shows (AKA 20 Years of Crap)
- GG's 20th Anniversary Rage Special
- Gorgeous George Commercials
- Gorgeous George Lays It on the Line Show Discussion (AKA GG Disclaimer 2015)
- Gorgeous George Show DOES RULE
- GG MAD!!! GG SMASH!!!
- GG Challenges Goon to a Debate and Immediately Pussies Out
- GG Issues Death Threats
- GG Starts Making ED Pages
- Moar Lulzy ED Threats
- GG Strikes Fat (Summer 2015 Hand Full of Crisco Edition)
- Gorgeous George Insane Rant #...I lost count
- GG has just declared war
- Happy Abortion Survival Day...OMG HE HAS A KNIFE 2015
- A GG's Guest Challenger Appears
- I think Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum is missing a patient
- Ray Stretch Eppleman
- Another Radio Monstrosity -August 26, 2015-
- George Actually Has a Fan and Treats Him Like Shit
- GG Baws Yet Again 11-25-15
- The Merry Trollmas Campaign
- MBasic overveiw Gorgeous George Show
- Gorgeous George Show Simple Reply
- Time for a heavy dose of ones medicine Shon Brennan style.
- Gorgeous George The Stalker
Allies of teh Fat
Moar info: Gorgeous George/Allies of teh Fat.
Axis of Teh Fat
Moar info: Gorgeous George/Axis of teh Fat.
List of LOLsuits
Moar info: Gorgeous George/List of LOLsuits.
- Lolsuit (2010 Edition)
- GG files another LOLsuit (2012 Edition)
- LOLsuit (2013 Edition)
- Copyright Fail
- Here We Go Again. Another LOLsuit (2014 Edition)
- Gorgeous George Criminal Record "What's causin' all of this?"
- LOLsuit 2015 -Now with 400% extra lulz-
- GG Reopens the Case With His Perjury Powers
Gorgeous George and His TV Show -Documentary-
Moar info: Gorgeous George/Gorgeous George and His TV Show.
Gorgeous George AKA George al Habib Osaddam Yarab
New details have come out concerning GG's (other) hidden life, thanks to the former NSA analyst turned whistleblower Edward Snowden. Snowden had files that revealed that it was Gorgeous George or "George al Habib Osaddam Yarab" not Osama Bin Laden, who was behind the 9/11 attacks. Yarab, who has ties to the terrorist organization Al Qaeda, started another terrorist organization in Richmond Virginia. Yarab was able to gain entry to the United States with fraudulent papers (similar to the ones he used in his frivolous LOLsuits) and funded the organization from a gloryhole location in Richmond called "Fieldens". Yarab dubbed the terrorist organization he created in Richmond as "Trannies In Training" otherwise known as "T.I.T". Snowden was able to convince then "T.I.T" member Matthew Tatum aka "Magic Matt" (Who was Yarab's top recruiter in finding new trannies to train) to comply with him and revealed that Yarab was also behind the Boston Marathon Bombings. Magic Matt had mentioned Yarab once stated that he could "run a marathon if he wanted to", but when he found out the marathon was 26.2 miles, and not the " 2 miles" that he claims he can do, Yarab sent out "T.I.T" members Tamerlan Tsarnaev (deceased)Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to set off bombs to distract everyone and make it "appear" as if he finished the race when he crossed the line. In actuality, Yarab drove his Diamond Taxi Cab 500 yards from the finish line. Once there, Yarab gave the Tsarnaev's brothers the order to set off the explosions. Once they went off, Yarab, breathing heavily, staggered across the finish line letting out a big "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".
When Yarab found out that Magic Matt "backstabbed him in the back" He dismissed him of all of his T.I.T Duties and in the process pounced him with one flist. Before Magic Matt's demise, he had also revealed that Yarab is holding Warren Weinstein hostage in one of the stalls at Fieldens to perform sexual acts on his tranny clients to help him maintain his yearly "six income figure". It is rumored that Yarab has gone into hiding, taking Weinstein with him to continue operating his gloryhole business and maintain his tranny clientele. Speculation has it that they are hiding out in Yarab's favorite eatery, "Nacho Mamas"
G.A.Y.'s Fantasies
G.A.Y.'s secret entries into his diary entitled "G.A.Y. Tales" the following are dreams and fantasies of G.A.Y.'s
"My idea of paradise is being in the candy garden from Charlie and the Chocolate factory. Where I would run around the big garden, eating chocolate and beating off, and then when Charlie Bucket strolled through the garden, I would run out and expose myself, causing Charlie's grandpa to have a heart attack. Then I would say hi to the tranny oompa loompas, stick some snozberries up my ass, and then get bored of candy and head off to nacho mamas, harrassing a few young women on my way out."
"Plenty of times I have imagined my father gassing dogs to death by shoving their heads up my mom's (Loosey's) ass and then feeding her baked beans. I then see myself masturbating furiously while watching this"
Reverend Billy & George Yarid separated at birth?
When you think about the chances that anyone that looks like GG having another public access show that sucks as much as his you'd probably have a better chance of being the head stud of the playboy mansion. The similarities don't stop there. Reverend Billy has a co-host who is as creepy and as much of an attention whore as Kevin. They also get the exact kind of prank calls where Billy gets called fat. Like GG Reverend Billy has weak comebacks and is as equally slow witted as George.
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George Alexander Yarid
1307 Stoneycreek Drive
Richmond, VA 23238
July 16, 1968
His phone number isn't available for two reasons.
- 1) He keeps changing it anytime when he gets pranked.
2) No one wants to reach in the sweaty buttcrack of that beast for his cell phone after he's driven in his take-out-taxi all day.
Fuck it a number has been found (804)836-2016 baleeted due to prankitis. Here are some of his numbers 804-750-1473 & 804-741-2673. This is his latest phone number (804) 836-2016.
Update - George is changing his number again from being pwned by multiple trolls or as he says he "lost" his phone.
The Gorgeous Gallery
Gorgeous George Torrent 2014
Since George keeps on bawing to Mommy Youtube Serious Measures had to be instituted. This torrent has virtually every video that he has false flagged off teh interwebz. Also it's 22 GB (I didn't know they stacked shit that high). All the videos you need to troll him are right here which is helpful if you are a lazy bastard. So download it nao faggot.
See Also
- Antilulz
- Antisocial Personality Disorder
- Batshit Insane
- Chris-chan
- E-lawyer
- False flaggot
- Fat
- Gay
- Giant George, no relation
- Homosexual
- Hypocrite
- Internet Tough Guy
- Kaye Lazar
- lolcow
- Mad
- Mental disorders
- Narcissistic Personality Disorder
- piss4400
- Rage
- Sociopath
- stalker
- Streisand Effect
- Unfunny
- USI
- Victim Complex
- Joseph8276
External Links
- GG's Official Website (According to him it's still 2009)
- One of many of GG's Youtube accounts
- Make the slimy fatfuck say what you want, when you want, he loves it!
- Original "Something Awful" soundboard download
- The meeting place (on Facebook) for goons, the equivalence of a Nacho Mama's for the fatass
SA content
- Gorgeous George's debut music video, Rub Your Dongs With Your Daddy'
- Something Awful's October 2010 thread on GG's return
- Something Awful's 2010 thread on GG
- Something Awful's 2005 thread on GG
- An ex-coworker joins in
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