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The effects of LSD
You will see these creatures.
   
 
We can't stop here, this is bat country.
 

 
 

— Raoul Duke


Also known as acid, "the red pill", "the Jewry vaccine", and LOLSD, LSD-25 is pure, liquid ruin commonly soaked into gelatin and blotter tabs. It was first synthesized on November 16th, 1938(over 100 years ago), by Albert Hoffman (Who became 102 years old!). Because his trip started on his bicycle ride back home on April 19th, 1943, the 19th of April is celebrated by hippies every year as "Bicycle Day" with shitloads (0.1 mg) of LSD. When you consume LSD, your mind will go into overdrive and you will see things that human eyes were never meant to see. You will tell yourself that it's just a drug and you are hallucinating, but deep down, you will know that the demons, vibrating walls, and flying rainbow dongs are very real. Taking acid will also make you an enemy of the Kike Regime, doomed to bear the weight of dissatisfaction with society and hatred of its money-worshipping parasites. But hey, it's better than the alternative: being a pussy-ass faggot and going through life knowing that men in red Pendleton shirts are getting incredible kicks from things you'll never know.

Basics of LSD

its good for you Anyone who's taken LSD can assure you that it's like nothing you've ever seen before in your life.

Because of this, it's not as popular as a recreational drug as weed and alcohol.

LSD IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

LSD is, was, and can be a wonderful drug. However, some people choose to use it for the wrong reasons and at the wrong times. This results in all that negative propaganda you hear about it. Most people agree that when you start to see shit moving, hear colors, and see sounds that something's probably a bit off. The fear of 'bad trips' is retarded. You can only have a bad trip on LSD if you're doing it wrong. Because of this, new LSD users should be really careful because they're about to see shit that will change their life. This is also common amongst most irresponsible recreational drug users who use LSD with the same lack of caution as they do weed or coke. You have been warned.
However, it is NOT addictive, leaves the bloodstream within a week of consumption, and is dosed in such small amounts that the amount of LSD it would take to overdose would cost you thousands of dollars.
People who don't suck will tell you LSD is awesome. They are right.

doing it wrong

LSD IS ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA

LSD can be taken in any situation, whether lunch break, the middle or the night, or an hour before your best man speech. You will always have time for nine solid hours of not understanding what the fuck reality is, so you should drop acid all the time. ALL the time. LSD has nothing to do with failed mind control projects by CIA. Just go about your day how you would any other day. You'll be fine.

try having sex on acid, really.

ALL JOKING ASIDE/LSD TRUTH

If you're considering doing LSD for the first time, and this is the first site you have come to to research the topic, then you are already doing it wrong and you should give the acid to someone who knows what they're doing. However, if this isn't the first site you came to, here's some other things you should know by now:

*LSD affects the inhibitors and neurotransmitters in the brain that regulate the chemical Serotonin. Serotonin is the chemical that controls our moods and the way we perceive the world around us. When large amounts of serotonin are dumped into the brain, it causes every synapse in every portion of the brain to begin firing. Wherein, on a day to day basis, a person typically thinks with only one side of the brain or the other, LSD acts like a bridge between both sides, causing each side of the brain to become aware of each other. This also causes the audio/visual portions of the brain to become more receptive to outside stimuli (That's why music sounds so incredible, and visual sight is much more vivid. This naturally causes nerve receptors in the epidermis and tongue to become much more responsive (Typically described by trippers as a feeling of 'liquid electricity moving through their body') and also causes the pupils to become dilated. -

  • The type of trip a user experiences typically depends on the mental state of the user before ingesting the doses, the time, the weather, and the setting (social or otherwise.) However, common immediate reactions to LSD are as follows: -
    • Jittery, nervous feeling -
    • Sweating -
    • Pupil dilation -
    • Paranoia -


  • Before a person considers trying LSD they should do as much research as they can on the drug beforehand (that means YOU fucktard) as improper use of this drug can lead to death (let me repeat that IMPROPER USE OF THIS DRUG CAN LEAD TO DEATH!) Such deaths are usually as a result of a users inability to control his/her own thoughts enough to realize that NO, INFACT THEY CANNOT FLY. LSD WON'T KILL YOU, JUST DON'T BE STUPID AND YOU'LL BE FINE. Read up on other people's experiences first, talk to a friend or someone you know who's taken LSD before, and if you don't know anybody who's taken LSD before then where in the hell did you get it in the first place?
  • DON'T GET STUCK IN THOUGHT LOOPS Otherwise known as 'logic loops' or 'paradoxical thought'. These can typically be brought on by thinking about Catch-22 situations or questions like, "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" These loops have the potential to lock the tripper into their own minds, or into a permanent acid trip from which the person never really comes back from. Although the danger of getting stuck in these loops is apparently quite slim, and hasn't been proven to happen, the loops themselves have been proven in psychology. -
  • Have a trip sitter. A trip sitter is someone who's experienced enough with LSD to get a general idea for what to expect from the upcoming LSD trip you are about to take, and will be able to keep an eye on you, as well as to try to calm you down if you start losing it or start thinking of some ideas that will result in bodily harm. -
  • Very little LSD is actually required to trip. This is why a typical dose, even for veteran Acid users, is usually around 2-4 hits depending of the number of micrograms (ug) per dose. -
  • LSD really is serious business and should not be taken lightly by any means, you have to be ready for a drastically altered perception of reality because this shit will literally put your mind through the wringer and squirt it into a puddle on the other side. Or if you really want nerdy acid points, you could say that an Acid trip is like the literal form of experiencing the effects of the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. But in all honesty, you just need to stop acting like such a big fat fucking pussified little scared bitch and just eat the damn acid. It's good for you

LSA

By eating 500 seeds from the Morning Glory flower or 5 from Hawaiian Baby Woodrose , you can produce a mild LSA (read: LSD for pussies) trip that is followed by nausea and puking your guts out if you eat the seed coatings by mistake instead of the happiness inducing centre of the seeds. Some people even find it useful to grind the seeds up and let it sit in water or alcohol. This makes it so you need twice as many seeds for the same effect. LSA is not LSD, and people who call ground Morning Glory seeds sitting in water "Acid" should be shot on sight.

PROTIP: All the nausea/side effect causing chemicals are on the seed casing. So if you scrape the casing off until its just cream coloured, you will be fine. Alternatively you can grind them up, put them in a teabag and leave them in a pint of distilled water with a splash of lemon to extract the LSA. Bright light and chlorinated water kills LSA.

PROTIP: Crush the seeds into a fine dust, mix them into water and hold it in your mouth and suck on it

PROTIP: Hawaiian baby woodrose can give the same effect with 10 seeds, though it only grows wild in...Hawaii. But you can order them here. Happy puking, kids!


==External Links== -

The Erowid Vaults-For All Your Drug Research Needs -

Acid pretty much feels like this guy's paintings -

What the 'experts' say about LSD

Videos


What it is really like to be on LSD. Shout out to the US government!


Movie Star Jack Black loves LSD!


John Kricfalusi's acid trip.



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