Spirit Halloween

Spirit Halloween is the store that you go to in the good old month of Spooktober to buy overpriced Halloween decor and knock-off costumes. Owned by the Spencer's company, (yes - that Spencer's) they can be found located in the spot of the defunct department store that just got their building foreclosed on yesterday.

Spirit Halloween is also a nice place to buy home decor if you're a spooky-type weirdo: After their clearance sale, that is - unless you're a rich bitch, don't bother.

Present Day Spirit

	“	It's a physical manifestation of Halloween. You're driving to work and you see a Spirit Halloween pop up — and it's like, 'OK, it's happening,	„
	—singer Nick Lutsko to NPR

	“	Today’s Spirit is pretty much a bottom-feeder business that works only at the expense of other stores; if there weren’t vacant storefronts, this business wouldn’t exist.	„
	—Rachel Quednau, program director for Strong Towns (as of September 2021) (Archived!)

Gallery

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  KAREN - now in costume form
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See Also

• Malls
• Hot Topic
• Halloween
• Skeletons - They sell GIANT Skeletons
• Hollywood Video/Game Crazy - The stores that they currently inhabit

External Links

• Artist turns abandoned Google office sign into a Spirit Halloween Archived 1

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