LOOK WHAT I BROUGHT HOME
LOOK WHAT I BROUGHT HOME is the greatest and funniest web comic ever. Dealing with deep, sociological issues, the decent of man, the human spirit and women smearing jizz soiled tissues on herself because she's horny. The creator is Scott E. Kuehner's, a fallen hero who made this comic with nothing but inspiration, the sweat of his brow and some chick who is credited on the site but was obviously a supermodel who volunteered to suck his dick to thank him for his greatness.
The comic updated regularly for nine years except for the times Scott was too busy partying or just didn't feel like it for two fucking years, and ended when god descended from haven to have him join his army of saints.
Overview
Humor - LWIBH was obviously the only funny comic online evar. The characters were two horny cunts, one a wigger and the other a fat cow whom both smelled like shit. So really, it was a comic about your mom. All jokes were about rape, cum, shit, gay sex, incest, period blood and pubic hair. So one could easily compare the writing of Scott E. Kuehner to that of Shakespeare or Geoffrey Chaucer or even say that he had surpassed them.
Plot - Besides humor, LWIBH delighted its readers with a verity of charming plots like: one of the characters raping a man in a coma, the fat whore's mom getting into a lesbian relationship with a female rapper names "Cuntio" and a goth vampire who eats pussy so he can suck period blood out of a fat bitch's hole. "Look What I Brought Home" plot-lines were a whirlwind of drama and excitement.
Art - Scott E. Kuehner understood a very important thing about art: Why bother using photoshop or even MS Pain when all the real artists just doodle with a pencil? Why shade when you can only draw outlines? Why draw anything other than the same two panels over and over? For years he had brought joy to the world with only a pencil that he seemed to jam in his eye prior to putting it to paper. But what the world was not ready for was when he started using color. At that point the comic became like the internet version of the sistine chapel if it had only been about god fucking his brother and then shitting on himself.
Site Layout - To honor his memory, the owner of Comic Genesis decided to keep this one comic in the old layout. This outdated site that have no way of keeping track of where you stopped in the over 9000 or so comics, adds to the experiance by making reading the comic resemble even more attempting to pull your own teeth with pliers made of gummy worms.
The Death of a Hero
On the 9th of January 2009 Scott died of cancer or a car crash or simply being too awesome for this world to contain. After his death Chris Crosby archived his comic and announced himself to be his #1 fan who will miss him forever and also promised to publish a book of 100 of Scott's favorite strips. Because that's the kind of guy Crosby has always been. Obviously he cared a lot about Scott and his comic and this was in no way another cynical attempt to profit off his death. Nor did this in any way discredit Chris and his attempts to look professional by endorsing a comic he never heard about that makes jokes about AIDS.
Nope. Not at all.
In case you are wondering if Crosby ever actually made good on his promise to publish the comic as a book... Seriously? Take a wild fucking guess.
Gallery
External Links
- The comic itself
- Facebook fan group
- Other amazing comics by him
- Scott's main bitch
- [[email protected] You can E-mail her here]
- [[email protected] And you can E-mail Scott's dead corps here]
- An article by some jealous faggots
